The Marvels is a complete waste of time, a boring pointless piece of fluff so dull and mind-numbing, it drove me out of the theater because I started thinking, what the hell am I doing here. I started thinking about my own mortality, and the idea that I could kick the bucket and this mediocre woke garbage could be the last thing I see filled me with panic, and I got the hell out of there, realizing life is too damn short to waste on The Marvels. I did see a big chunk of it however, at least the first half, and that was plenty enough for me. This is my review of that big chunk. Or should I say big lump, because The Marvels is, to be succinct, a big lump of horse pucky. Here is my review of The Marvels (and by the way, this is vindication of my earlier report on the rumored test screening, because the details I reported back in August are pretty much spot on!) NOTE: The first part of this review is spoiler-free, and there’s ample warning before spoilers begin! #disney #marvel #mcu
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Thanks for saving me the 16 Dollars. I owe you one!😊
The newest weapon unleashed by woke Hollywood: BOREDOM.
The Marvel's M-SHE-U is black girl magic
Why would a bunch of guy nerds go to see a superhero movie of all women, who arent even scantily clad?
Dream sequence when, Harvey is set free 😂
I couldn’t even finish listening to your review of the plot. It’s no reflection on you, but the plot.
Well I'm keeping score and your spies are wrong more than they're right but your channel is entertaining so I guess I'll keep watching.😂😂
I did not want to see it and I did not see it. I hate Disney/Marvel and won't give them a penny.
About the unsubscribing thing, I think YouTube does it randomly, or if you don't engage with the channel often enough. There's certain hobby channels and animator channels I was unsubscribed from, and they didn't have any political anything on their channel. One of them that I recently saw I was unsubscribed from was CircleToons. I don't think YouTube hates them for any "counter culture" reasoning, I think it's just that I hadn't watched any of their stuff in months.
Glad I didn't download it
Was it called "Holla" because of "holla at'cha gurl!"? Because if so, that's another strike of unintentional racism for the sake of diversity. And Marvel as a lot of those tally marks these days.
Sorry DC, I don't agree with your irrational opinion of Brie Larson. Captain Marvel WASN'T made for the fanboys! It was made to try to appeal to the FanGIRLS. Which it did. And to those of us who aren't threatened by strong women. Her character is cold and distant in Captain Marvel because that is how it was written. Just like Jeff Bridges in STARMAN. Get over it!
Only 4 likes but almost 1000 comments something is off on this video review.
The script escaped from a lab in Wuhan. Toy sales will suck out loud for this POS and all Disney products except for Frozen which for some reason truly enchanted young girls. The M-she-U and Disney in general are playing to 20% of the potential audiance. Can't fix stupid.
Push the button, Doomcock! Push. The. Button!!!
the best thing I can say is it's nice to see 90 min runtime lengths return
disney: "why dont they like our fantastic movie? something must be wrong with THEM."
Look at this pile of sh!t. Who subsidizes Disney? Their is no way a board would tank a stock like this for any ideology unless their is some form of compensation.
Wanna know what I did on this movie’s opening day? Watched Iron Man and Blade. Just to remind myself of when Marvel was good.
How many more bad hits can Disney take before disaster? Well, it took somewhere around 10 bomb and twelve torpedoes to sink thr mighty Yamato super dreadnought in 1945, sooo if Disney is equivalent to her, well then…