야노시호 가짜의 삶 (유튜브용 보여주기식 하루에용~♥)

야노시호 가짜의 삶 (유튜브용 보여주기식 하루에용~♥)

Even this one? Wow! Mama! Mama! I don’t think Sa Rang’s enjoying this. Ugh, that’s disgusting! That’s scary! [Use your allowance wisely, Sa Rang] [Sa Rang nods automatically] Bottoms up! Huh? Ahh! [All Ages]
Based on the production team’s self-assessment this video is recommended for viewers of all ages. [7 a.m. at SHIHO’s place] [A morning that’s almost too peaceful] [Soft background music on] [A spotless home] [and a quiet homeowner that feels unfamiliar] [Rustle] But… Actually… I don’t think
this is your usual morning, right? Actually I woke up about ten minutes earlier than usual. [Woke up ten minutes early] Since everyone was coming today I got everything done quickly. Even Sa Rang woke up right away. She usually doesn’t? No, she always wakes up right before. Hurry up! [Mornings are the same everywhere] [Creak] Sa Rang, good morning! Good morning. [Bashful] – Hello.
– Hello. [A copy-and-paste greeting] Should we take our time today? [SHIHO keeps glancing at the camera] Just relax, it’s fine. What do you think, Sa Rang? [Woof, woof]
We usually leave at ten after, right? Oh, that’s right, we’re 15 minutes early today. [Sniff] [Woof] [Concept not agreed upon] The shuttle bus comes to pick up Sa Rang, right? Do you drop her off at the bus stop? Yeah, I do. And when Mister Choo’s here
he’s the one who takes her, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I make breakfast, and he drops her off. He wakes up just in time too. [Sa Rang getting ready for school] Oh, she even packed her snacks! [Haha…] Sa Rang, how’s this morning different from usual? [Stealing the host’s line]
From usual? – The question was for Sa Rang…
– Sa Rang didn’t get mad today. [Oh, come on…] Mama! Mama! Where did that go? Why would you even say that? [Endless nagging] I don’t think Sa Rang’s enjoying this. [Blank stare…] She’s given up. [Lost for words] [Thump, thump] Huh? Wait a second… no… SHIHO, what are you doing over there? [Fighting with something unseen] SHIHO, what are you doing? The laundry room door won’t open… [Out of nowhere?] I mean, this washing machine… This… No… The hose from the washer got stuck in the door
so it won’t open! [Washer room door stuck situation]
She says something is caught in the door. [Sa Rang steps in to help] – Where is it?
– Right there. – Sa Rang, be careful.
– Agh. Ahh… Ooh… Whoa, seriously, be careful. Ow, ow, ow. [Swoop] She went in there!
That space is tiny, but she squeezed in. [Thanks to paper-thin Sa Rang, problem solved] [Awkward calm] Normally, there’s no time to just sit like this. [This calm feels strange] This feels so fake, like for YouTube… You don’t have to be conscious of us, really! Why do you keep… hahaha. It’s too staged, I don’t even know what to do! [The side effects of acting natural] This isn’t what our mornings usually look like. [SHIHO disappears again] Wait, stay with us for a bit! [Yawn] [Finally, a two-shot] Hey, we actually have to go now. Oh, we’re leaving? [Can’t sit still for long] [Sigh…] If we’re late, it’s not because of Sa Rang it’s because of SHIHO.
Can you please translate this for me… But if we’re late… Yeah, yeah. If she misses the bus it takes forever to drive there
so she has to take the bus. [Communication failure] Let’s go, Kyoro. Oh, Kyoro’s coming too? [Kyoro is already waiting] Let’s go! Let’s go! – Can I sit on the other side?
– Sure. – Bye bye!
– Huh? Bye bye! What do you mean, “bye-bye”? [Running off] [Weren’t we going together?] [There she is]
Oh… yeah, yeah. Oh, there, there. She’s just shy. [Shy Sa Rang runs ahead] We got here a bit early today. [Arrived earlier than expected] [Sneaking up] LOL. You’re filming me? No, I’m… No, no. [Camera angle switched] Let’s film Sa Rang, haha. – Hahaha!
– No! [Camera loses direction] [Shaky cam] Hehehe. [A smile that says she’s having fun] [The school bus arrives moments later] Bye bye! Have a good day! Bye bye! Have a good day. [7:20 a.m., Sa Rang off to school] – Is this a Japanese thing?
– Yeah, routine, routine. – In Korea, kids usually go to school alone.
– Oh. – Oh, I think so too.
– Haha. You’re right! Why is that?
I just realized it now. She could totally go by herself but it somehow became natural not to. Why doesn’t she go alone, anyway? [Realizing how odd it is] [Back at home] I always eat miso soup and rice in the morning. [First menu: Miso soup and rice] It’s really simple. [Rustle] She doesn’t actually make the soup from scratch it’s instant… [Super easy miso soup] Oh, I thought you made it yourself. I will! I’m about to start adding things now. [Pulls out ingredients in a rush] [Chopping with surprising skill] It certainly looks like you cook. You actually seem pretty good at this. Quickly, quickly! If you do it fast, it makes you look like a pro! [The roughly completed miso soup] Among the gifts I’ve gotten recently
this one’s the best. [Minix The Flender PRO Food Waste Disposer] I always make fresh juice should I make some today too? Sure. [Second menu: Healthy juice] [Ingredient one: Beet] [Ingredient two: Carrot] [Ingredient three: Mango] Can this thing handle mango pits too? – Mango’s fine?
– They say it works. Huh? [Powerful enough to crush mango pits]
Even this one? Wow! That’s incredible! Look at this. It can handle the mango pits? [Testing it out] Can it handle onion peels too? This? This one? [Gathering leftover peels] Ah! Wait, there’s also this! [Rustle] Look! [Finds leftover fruit pulp] You’re just going to end up
throwing everything in there, huh? Starting storage mode. [Satisfied smile] Wow, so I don’t have to throw
anything out separately! Just make sure you don’t put in regular trash. Hey… haha. [I know]
I know. [Regular trash not allowed] [Breakfast nearly ready] What’s goma again? Sesame seeds. Ooh… haha. [Loves sesame seeds] And I love this, Korean gimjaban! Don’t TV shows usually blur out the labels? That’s for broadcast, for YouTube, it’s fine. Ahh. I seriously love this stuff. [Sudden love confession] Japanese people should
totally buy it when they visit Korea. [Hard to find in Japan]
It doesn’t exist here! Nihon nai no! I’ve been buying it myself for ten years now. [Buying with her own money for ten years] Can’t someone just send me some? [A not-so-subtle pitch for sponsorship] [[email protected]
All inquiries welcome] [7:50 a.m., Breakfast] Let’s eat. [Miso soup complete] So is this your own special recipe? Yeah, my version! Sometimes I add broth and real miso but just miso paste works fine. I also throw in tofu and rice cakes. [Nom] Whatever’s in the fridge. [Nom] [Recipe: Clean out your fridge] – Want to try it?
– I’m good. – Want to try it?
– I’m okay, really. [Hah…] [Why though]
Nande, why? [It is good, I promise] It looks great, but…
I don’t want to take your food. [Awkwardly talking his way out] Ah, okay then. [Easily convinced] Do you eat the same thing every morning?
Or something different? [Porridge]
For lunch, I have to eat ojiya. Because rice already has a lot of water and then you add even more water so it’s full of moisture. When I eat porridge
my body feels kind of chewy inside. Ah, so you even think about that kind of detail? I just heard it’s good, that’s all. [Who said that again?] After breakfast, what do you usually do? On days I have yoga, I go to yoga. [First routine: Yoga] [When she doesn’t go]
But when I don’t go to yoga [she does meditation]
I meditate. [Second routine: Sofa meditation] During meditation, I let go of all my thoughts and it’s like everything just disappears. [Stress relief method] Ah, so that’s why you forget things so easily. No, really! [The reason behind her forgetfulness] There’s actually a funny story. Once, I did a ten-day
100-hour meditation program. Before, whenever I thought about
unpleasant memories, my heart would ache. But now, even when I remember them
I don’t feel anything. I stopped thinking about the past or future. Now I just focus on the present
that’s what’s important. It’s made me able to see things objectively. I think that’s the key to enjoying life. [Blink] [Are you sleepy?]
Nemui? You’re going to sleep? Meditation, meditation! [Quick defense] [Bored, huh?] [Meal wrapped up quickly] So, are you getting ready for yoga now? Yes. Wow, you really keep things spotless. [Humming] I’ll be waiting for cleaning product sponsors! [True feelings slip out] I’d be so happy if brands
sent me cleaning supplies! Oh come on, you’re asking for everything! And, you know…
These… these things…. YouTube isn’t for those things… haha. For cleaning corners and edges… [Expanding ad wishlist] Please tell her that YouTube
isn’t for those things… Right, those spray cleaners you know, the ones that work on everything! SHIHO, YouTube’s not for that kind of thing. Huh, it’s not? [Mood suddenly drops] Okay, shall we head to yoga? Let’s go, let’s go to yoga. [Clap clap] Let’s go to yoga. [11:00 a.m., Yoga class] It’s actually been a while since I’ve done yoga. Because of Sa Rang’s summer break I’ve lost a bit of my rhythm. I wonder if I’ll be okay… [Nervous about yoga after a long break] [While she worries, class begins] [Instructor: Shibo]
Close your legs and sit in a comfortable pose. [Yoga partner: Yui] Slowly inhale… [First: Breathing exercise] And exhale, relax. [Gathering and focusing the breath] Now, three times Om chanting together. Let’s take it deep and long. [Inhale] – Omm.
– Omm. Omm… [Scratch] Again. [Om: The universal vibration of life]
Omm… [Awakening the spirit] Now, right hand down on your right side
and slowly, slightly stretch. [Second: Light stretches to loosen the body] Two… Three… [Fully immersed in yoga] [Just peace itself] [Third: Main yoga poses] Slowly, your right leg up. Now slowly inhale, head up. [Executing the move steadily] Inhale, head up. [Calm composure maintained] – Are you okay?
– Mm-hmm. – Really?
– Yeah. More, more, more. You okay? [Stop] Lift it higher! [The foot and head that just won’t meet] [The hand made it instead] Now, slowly exhale. Head down. Hehe. [Fourth: Cool down with stretching] [Trying to find her inner calm again] Five… Very good. Six. [Back to a peaceful finish] Now lie down on your mat. [Both naturally lie down on the mat] Focusing on your breath. Relax. [Fifth: Meditation] [The sound of a singing bowl fills the room] Slowly, slowly, release all the tensions. All the stress from your whole body. Try to awake yourself, don’t sleep. [Falling deeper into meditation] Move your whole body. Move your legs, move your hands, move your neck. [Wiggle] Slowly, slowly move. [A body that won’t move] [Wiggle wiggle]
Slowly, slowly, bend both your knees. [Silence] [Using yoga as a sleeping pill] Slowly bend your knees
and turn your body to the left side. [Zzz] [Holding back laughter] During meditation, I let go of all my thoughts and it’s like everything just disappears. Ah, so that’s why you forget things so easily. No, really! [Quick to agree] [And that’s how the yoga class ends] [Hari Om: Finishing in peace]
Hari Om. Hari Om. [A perfect class] Thank you, thank you. [Clearly someone who just woke up] [A bright smile] [Refreshed after a good nap] [How should I put it]
My heart feels calm now. As I moved bit by bit
I felt little spaces open up in my body. With each pose, my body grew lighter and those spaces filled with air it gave me a sense of ease. [SHIHO deeply moved by her yoga session] During the singing bowl part
you didn’t fall asleep, did you? [Gathering belongings] [SHIHO gets up without a word] [The truth remains a mystery] Do you usually go somewhere after yoga? Yes, every single time. After yoga class I always go to a juice bar called Tokyo Juice. What do you usually get there? The most popular one is the veggie-loaded juice. [Menu one: Vegetable-packed juice] And they have shots, too. [Menu two: Ginger shot] It’s like, Kyaah! you know? – That strong?
– Yeah. In the morning I send Sa Rang to school do yoga drink juice and eat porridge. That’s basically my morning routine. Your entire day is just health on repeat! [SHIHO’s life, the peak of wellness] [Tokyo Juice] I’ll take your order. One Zen Garden juice, please. And also [Ginger shot]
a Power Shot. [Excited after ordering multiple drinks] [Visibly healthy-looking menu lineup] Which one first? Let’s start with the Power Shot. [Ginger shot] – Ready?
– Yes. Really going for it? Power Shot! [Sniff sniff] [The smell passes] Bottoms up? Hmm? Agh! [Didn’t she say she drinks this often?] Hah… wow. [So strong, it leaves her speechless] It’s like your throat’s on fire. It’s SHIHO’s throat-burning juice. LOL. [Give it a try]
Try it, try it! [Excited smile] [And that’s how her healthy morning ends] [3 p.m., Sa Rang returns home] Let’s make banana bread. That’s… Sa Rang… Sa Rang’s one and only recipe. [The only thing she bakes herself]
The only cake she makes. Sa Rang, here you go. What do we do first? Why is it so thick? Hmm, not sure. [That, well…] How many bananas? Three! Okay, three bananas. If they aren’t… If they don’t have brown spots they’re not sweet enough. [A chef strict about banana selection] I got the recipe online. [Today’s honest chef] It’s called tasty.com. Stop it, don’t say that. – It’s Sa Rang’s original!
– No! [Auntie SHIHO wants it to be the original recipe] That’s obviously a cheat sheet, haha! What’s next? Mash it! [Time to mash with a fork] Mash it up. Do you like cooking, Sa Rang? Only this! [Her one and only specialty] When banana bread was trendy she made it all the time
and even took it to school. Oh, today! I’m going to give it to my friend! [Always thinking of her friends] What’s next? Hold on… Butter! Butter, okay. [SHIHO: today’s assistant chef] – 30… 70… 75!
– Yes, ma’am! [Head Chef Sa Rang gives clear instructions] And then 100 grams of sugar. [The assistant obeys instantly] You’re really bossing your assistant around, haha. Head Chef Sa Rang! [Pours sugar right away] Not the sugar yet! – Not yet! Mama!
– Sorry, sorry, sorry… [Hastily adds butter instead] Mama, not yet… Feels like your first time making this, haha. [A slightly chaotic cooking session] I heard that! LOL. [Understands Korean perfectly] [Glare] Wow, that’s a lot going in! [Basically dumping the sugar in] Ah! [The fork disappears in the bowl] Mama… It’s okay. LOL. [A mother’s calm composure] What’s next? [Adding plenty of flour] And baking soda! Eggs! [Mix mix] Mom, look! It smells so good! Hehe. [Happiness] It’s simple. [Adding chocolate for the final touch] More, more! [Into the oven it goes] Sa Rang! Should we put it in? Wow, this is amazing. Even the hard part of the banana
it’s fine to put that in too. And look, I even put in some watermelon! Even firm watermelon bits work. And eggshells too. It’s already pretty full. [Container filled to the brim] Okay. Sa Rang, can you close it? [Obedient little Sa Rang] Starting auto mode. [Weight-sensing tech that auto-switches]
It’s all automatic! [to Store, Grind, and Eco modes]
So it’s really… convenient. [Looking completely relaxed] [Clean finish, even for leftovers] In Japan, food waste disposers aren’t common so you often get fruit flies and things. Ah, that’s true, that’s true. [Food disposers are rare in Japan] The sponsor gifted this to us and there’s actually no Japan version yet. Thank you! Minix! [Clap! Clap! Clap!] Thank you! [Truly delighted] Look, so small, really small! [Only 19.5 cm wide]
Clean! Clean! Simple! Simple! [Awarded five global design prizes]
It fits perfectly fits so well in my kitchen! [Proud of her kitchen aesthetic] Simple, small, and minimalist! [Extremely]
Mechakucha happy! Really happy! [Covers a two-year free warranty]
Minix has over 20 years of professional experience and it’s the top brand for food waste disposers. I see, it feels good like I did something nice. Feels really good. They should sell this in Japan too! Come to Japan, come. [Could be a big hit in Japan] And now, special limited pricing [Limited special deal (first-come first first-served)]
special price da tte! Right now! Go check it out! [Check the description box below] Sa Rang your dad films
a lot of fun stuff for YouTube, right? [Sa Rang, spend your allowance wisely]
People keep commenting, “Sa Rang, spend your allowance wisely.” – Oh, really?
– Why, why? She tends to spend a bit… Stop it, stop it. No. [Please stop talking…] Ugh, that’s disgusting! That’s scary. [The scary side of Dad’s business] Dad’s working really hard for that money. [The two are left speechless by his passion] Scary… Oh, and there’s another cat video too. [Second video] [What is this?]
Kore nani? What? What’s this? This one’s a YouTube Short. [Solemn again] So yeah, remember to spend your allowance wisely! [Sa Rang nods without even realizing it] [Awakening her instinct for filial piety] [Well then]
Alright then, let’s wait for the banana bread! [Playing a card game while waiting] So, if you play a three… Mom. [Oops!] Ah! [The game heats up right from the start] [After a fierce match…] [Sa Rang takes the win!] [While they were playing
the banana bread finished baking] Nannin? How many people? 11 people! [Attempting to cut 11 slices] Not sure if it’ll slice evenly… Hmm! [Head chef absolutely satisfied] [Bread cheers] [Nods of approval] Mmm, mmm, mmm… How is it? It’s really good! – How is it?
– Yeah, it’s delicious! It’s delicious! Simple but delicious! You should try it! [Come on, have a bite…] [Hand reaching out as if possessed] Hmm… Mmm… Everyone, please try! Is it good? The banana flavor’s so nice. Mmm! Banana, banana! Isn’t it delicious? It’s so good! [Grabs another bite] [Sneaking up] Tasty.com. [Recipe source fully disclosed] Try making it yourself it’s super easy! [Recipe source encore] LOL. Stop it already! It’s Sa Rang’s original! [As the sun begins to set] [Auntie SHIHO rolls up in a Benz] So… where are we headed now? Right now! We’re going to The Tokyo Edition, Toranomon. Seriously! It’s a place with a beautiful night view. Do you often go see night views with Sa Rang? Yes, yes, yes! With Choo Sung Hoon, Sa Rang, and our friends. We’ve had dinner there together before. [The sun almost completely sets] [7 p.m., Minato City] [A terrace with a perfect view of Tokyo Tower] The lighting here is just perfect, isn’t it? [SHIHO’s recommended night-view spot] The weather is perfect! You should all come visit bring your girlfriends, even! [I mean…]
Ano… you can bring friends too. It’s nice. [It’s perfect]
It’s perfect. It’s a terrace seat, but surprisingly quiet. Even though Tokyo’s usually so crowded
this place feels peaceful. But honestly, a lot of cool people come here. [Feeling good] [As the sky deepens] [Tokyo Tower shines brighter] [Capturing the night view on her phone] Ah! You should propose here! Isn’t this the perfect spot? [Sudden proposal location recommendation] That second table from the back that’s where you propose! So, how did Sung Hoon propose? [As mentioned on My Kid’s Private Life]
He mentioned it before on the program with Sa Rang he said he had a stomachache and ran off then when I arrived
there were candles everywhere. [A clumsy but cute proposal] Actually, most Korean tourists don’t really come to places like this. That’s why it’s nice
to introduce something a bit different. [A Tokyo spot that’s not cliché] If anyone’s thinking about proposing [Japan 105-0001 Tokyo, Minato City, Toranomon, 4 Chome-1-1]
At the Tokyo EDITION, Toranomon, come to The Jade Room and Garden Terrace. Second table from the back that’s the spot! Propose here! [The full version is available on TVING] [SHIHO’s day ends with the night view] SHIHO is clumsy, but always busy Rolling out her yoga mat [Zzz] Drinking juice [Aargh!] Bickering with Sa Rang Mama! But even if she’s a little scatterbrained she’s the cute Auntie SHIHO The clumsy but cute day of SHIHO Good!

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