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HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
0:45 MyJohnson
1:55 Sam gets cream pied
5:40 Laura’s gamer corner
8:05 Intro cinematic
9:55 EPISODE STARTS
12:20 Recap Ends
13:20 Fearne hangs out with Dusk
23:25 Fearne should start acting impulsively
24:20 Dusk alone
29:30 Oh no, Dusk are you okay?
30:50 Imogen’s dream
38:05 FCG is an ink jet
41:25 Not in a creepy way (sleep tells)
43:55 FCG is an intermediary
45:40 Orym toots constantly
47:35 Mom’s spaghetti (Imogen awake)
54:30 Imogen with a bob fanart
1:00:35 Tanvir the Rake
1:08:25 Orym has some dietary issues
1:10:15 Laudna threatens Ashton (had a dream last night…)
1:11:45 All-Minds-Burn Team
1:15:15 Sam is packing CR merch on the side
1:19:50 Ashton definitely was not one of these creeps
1:22:05 Justi Pross
1:27:00 Glasses off
1:29:05 Hivemind (dry weather)
1:34:45 The Run
1:37:20 This is all so tenuous, it has to work (Greymoore kids)
1:39:35 Finders Takers Team
1:41:30 How to give bad news
1:45:50 Esmer
1:49:10 FCG learns some backstory stuff
1:58:20 Fearne continuously destroys an explosives shop
2:04:55 BREAK STARTS
2:13:35 Art Montage
2:15:35 BREAK ENDS (Orym and Laudna shopping team)
2:19:00 Mom and Nancy (Little Georgie)
2:23:15 Orym supports Laudna
2:29:10 Marisha restyles her hair
2:31:00 No smoking in the fortress
2:32:05 Laudna messaging Orym
2:36:25 What’s a car?
2:43:15 This is how we duel (death or glory)
2:45:20 The one-eyed monster
2:46:35 FCG messaging
2:48:05 Matt compresses time
2:49:40 Erika inked herself
2:53:50 Imahara Joe’s
3:05:35 The Run details
3:10:30 It’s gruesome for FCG
3:18:45 You’re accountable for the words of your mouth
3:21:55 Prince Storm
3:24:05 Setting up FCG and Joe
3:25:35 Out of character desires
3:28:05 Chetney’s plan
3:32:20 No one planned like Vox Machina
3:35:50 Painting terrain (Fearne’s parents)
3:42:40 FCG learns a lot more backstory stuff
3:47:45 Erika is going to break that pen again
3:49:05 Consensually inspecting your capabilities
3:51:45 Joe has the hots for FCG
3:56:45 FCG pulls rank (we’ll always need wood)
4:02:15 Postcards
4:08:40 The Undercarriage
4:10:05 Episode Ends
The in-game start date for the episode was the 14th of Syndestar in the year 843. Sam’s gas can is a collection of parody Dall-E images (Sam-E) for the prompt “Travis vs. Ham”. Dall-E is an image generating AI that was popular on Twitter.
Dungeons and Daddies is a biweekly comedy DnD podcast that I bounced off of a year or so back. However, I decided to check out their Season 2 which recently began, and it is truly the hardest I’ve laughed in a while. Extremely funny characters and world, great music, worth a listen.
Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?
Erika is fucking amazing. That shift when the party left. The fact she said monkey when she was sleeping, like reciting the facts she knows about Fearne. Incredible 👏👏
I don't understand how someone joins this show without ever watching it before.
Yea, we just watched a part of this where a bunch of kind hearted people ACTUALLY CONSIDERED forcing FCG into slavery. Thank you Matt for being an amazing DM and in the most kind/intellectual way say, he's not a robot but an actual being. FCG is soul touches
Well shit. Guess i'm back to watching all of the intro ads again. I can't risk missing something else this glorious. lmao
“We go over, pick a fight, talk some shit and then we win and make money” – Travis Willingham, CEO of Critical Role
3 minutes in and that's already the best thing I have ever watched in my entire life.
Oh my gods… it feels so good to consume a bit DnD media that is not this horrible shit show of WotC terribility and their Demon Lord at hand called OGL! I love that calm and kind atmosphere so much!
Imahara Joe is named after Grant Imahara…Right?
It annoys me to no end that Erica is looking at the tablet the entire game
I’ve never met an Erica that isn’t completely obnoxious, this one meets and goes beyond expectations
I have Laudna's Cup argument with myself every time I was dishes.
3:21:26 ooooh, a nice twisted metal ref from Liam
I am sure it was a heavy influence for Bassuras I get heavy Mos Espa vibes with the podracers and Watto and all that
Oh lord, that scene at the end at Imahara Joe's, and Laura's grin just growing wider and wider while Sam and Matt were acting… I'm surprised she managed to hold it in that long.
Omg Detroit become human dnd lore
Can someone explain to me wtf is up with Orym’s perception?? 26 passive and advantage on all rolls? How’d he pull that off at level 6?
What is Fearne's infatuation with trying to find a way into F.C.G. trying to shut him down by stealing parts?
I love the dusk plot twist and Erika's acting omg
Ok lol so how are Laudna and Imogen not a couple I ship them so much
I went through a lot of comments. I am not surprised the fandom ven diagram crossover between 40k and CritRol is so small I didn't see any "Red makes it go fast!" 3:30:00.
Well, Hoods Balls on an Anvil… I didn't see that coming…
Is it bad i feel worse for Erika that Sam with that pie thing?
"careful Erica"
Erica, "Proceeds to gnaw bottom lip off"
43:25 Dusk astral projects into Caduceus' dreamscape when she sleeps
Lol LOUDna
"Some smuggling. Who doesn't love smuggling? Smuggling is just a vacation that someone else is paying for" from Taliesin
and "This plan seems destined to fail, which means it's doomed to succeed." from Travis are two golden lines given back to back.
Erika is such a fun player to watch! Also, the fountain pen issue is 100% me. 😂
Wow, I also just realized that when Imogen mentally spoke with Fearne’s mom she never mentioned Dusk, she was only concerned and mentioned Fearne
omg, are Justi and them the Borg??? haha
Obviously they don't know so it's not their fault but when they were quizzing Dusk I was screaming at them to insight check (around 3:59:00)