in this scp Foundation reading video we learn about SCP 261 “Pan-dimensional Vending Machine”, an SCP Foundation item classified as an anomalous vending machine which dispenses foods and drinks from other dimensions! This SCP reading brought to you by Eastside Show SCP.
SCP-261 appears to be a large black vending machine with no front glass panel, and a small keypad on the right side. SCP-261 was recovered in Yokohama, Japan. SCP-261 was brought to the Foundation’s attention after investigation of an “urban legend” about a “magic vending machine” that was circulating on the internet. SCP-261 was found in a back alley behind a large shopping center, with a hand-written sign saying “out of order” in Japanese taped to it. SCP-261 has no marks or identification of any kind, and no locals remember when or how it came to be in its current location.
Internally, SCP-261 appears to be a basic vending machine equipped to vend food and beverage items. After a key was made and the front door opened, no abnormal materials were found, and it was determined that SCP-261 has never actually contained any food or beverage items. The keypad, while connected and operating correctly, does not activate any of the dispensing mechanisms.
When money is placed into SCP-261 and a three-digit number is entered on the keypad, SCP-261 will vend a random item. SCP-261 has not accepted any currency other than Yen, with rejected currency being deposited in the coin return slot. It is unknown how these items appear; however, SCP-261 will not operate when the door is open, or when recording devices are placed inside. The number entered on the keypad has no effect on the item vended, nor has any pattern been detected. Items are always some form of “snack food”, and typically have bright, attention-grabbing packaging.
SCP-261 is capable of operating with no external power supply, but operation in this state will cause “unstable” vending to occur much more quickly than normal. If SCP-261 is used several times in a short period of time and/or large amounts of money are entered before an item is vended, SCP-261 will start to dispense bizarre items. While still “food”, their suitability for human consumption is often non-existent.
If you wish to see more from Eastside Show SCP (Eastside Steve), be sure to subscribe today for the latest videos! https://goo.gl/KekHSK
▼Read Along here▼ http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-261
▼Experiment log 261 Ad De ▼http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/experiment-log-261-ad-de
▼Join me on social media▼
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Eastsideshow
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Eastsideshow
#scp #scpfoundation #creepypasta
27 Comments
So some of these snacks are from the future, alternate realities, or both?
10:54 "Dr. *EAR RAPE*"
This SCP can be its very own game, and not necesarily a horror game but just a game where you put money in the machine, something plops out and then you can see what you wanna do with it: Eat, Open, Destroy, Empty, Examine, etc.
I wonder what would happen if a steel disk the size of a coin with a request for an interview engraved was inserted
Those fucking static/white noise sounds are godamn brutal. You're definitely not falling asleep while listening to these videos
i hope none tries to pull a nuka-cola midnight twist from the machine and drink it…… https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/60443
18:15
D-Class: “So, you could just get a robot arm or timed lever to press this button, right?”
Scientists (presumably miles away): “Yes, but we didn’t think of that until now and we’re not sending the bus to get you, so activate the possible nuke and tell us what happens.”
Challenge for all my fellow writers out there. Pick an item at random from the machine and write a short description of the universe it came from. Here’s mine:
Philosopher’s Figs and Honey
Temples litter the planet, in which often sit scribes and decipherers, pouring over words of ancient peoples. One moves from his parchment as a church bell tolls in the distance. Wiping his brow, he’s grateful for his lunch break. He stands and makes his way to his locker, sliding the heavy stone panel aside, before opening the thick metal door. He pulls out a small box and heads outside. Sitting down on a stone bench, he squints at the sky, the blazing sun. It’s so damn hot outside. Always is. With a sigh, the scribe rolls his sleeves up a bit, before opening his lunchbox. He smiles as the sweet smell of honey washes over him. He’s always loved sweet things. He takes out a fruit, dips it into the golden honey, then takes a bite. He sighs contentedly. Yeah, he can stand this. Maybe the heat’s not so bad after all.
Honestly, I'd kinda like to try the "Eatme"s. There's something appealing about eating a foodstuff that actually wants to be eaten.
What a RIP! NO CHEEZY DOODLES? so what you are saying, and proving with out a doubt….mr. scp, tell all to end all. Doll face….ecerything so called invented for my conveince, religion, war, culture, house hold appliances transportation food living quarters friends and family government Earth Wind & Fire everything I never held sacred is nothing but a CSP > was highly suspicious the day I was born. Big foot, my abductors, who was said not to exist but actually gave me such a head start to BY PASS all which held sacred here on this TWISTED DUMP…watch presidents, wars, chem trails, military and a whole space agency hit the skids, the what is called the human race has been bred out to Blasphemous soles of a foot clay to IRON> IT TOTALLY FREAKING ROCKS..its a really pathetic bad play, trying not to laugh only of the innocent animals that have to go through this even the domestic pets are all dead or genetically now shipped and gone so anyway I'm just going to say this is totally the last chapter of my book and is called ocean stories the 90s had butterflies are loose but this is totally off the hook man and you bring it all to life I'm 63 the first half of my life was just full of this but as I come to learn I survived it for 1 and next it was just like school told you from the very beginning this stuff doesn't phase me it Feels Like Home do you think the public is going to go along with me do you think I've had a good time on this dump I'm a Blackfoot Chief Indigo at that V age on top of all of it I'm not that old First Nation crap crying in their beer all the time the old ones total respect for them guys but this new bunch under mind control so I am the New Breed geronimo's lieutenant now you see you got your stuff going here but out here in the real world haha thank you for your service you will never hear me say that YouTube is just a b** I walk on and the rest of the internet is just a black web and when YouTube goes there ain't nothing left to be learnt so Salute Your doing your job thank you and just one more thing you work for me…lololol..sorry.. this routine makes you mean you drop your guard you're done and by the way you verified a lot of my stuff I had going through the years I'm a monster hunter the day I can slay them you won't see me again goofing off ..commenting! LOLOL🍸..IF nothing..ya had the biggest reality NO one will talk about..till after the 1983 incendents.. don't worry the public is completely naive of the whole situation but I hate to inform them we lost the war 1954 and me being the n-word says now we all got to put our Indian blankets on Native talk.. girls are not females flyfastgirl* 'm a pilot..you work for ME..LOLOL
Vending machine you dr king you will have nothing but apple seeds and nothing else
So it's like the coffee machine
I love how the edible underwear was confiscated and whereabouts unkonwn….i feel dr bright was involved.
This is definately one of my favorite readings by ya boi Eastside. I hope we can see a remake sometime in the future, that would be amazing! I love these long readings
Why dose “eastside show SCP” read his comments on old videos ?
Check with Dr. Bright or Dr. Rights for the underwear
אתהיודע עברית??
You gotta love the macine SCPs with funny attitude problems.
This has always been my favorite SCP.
I kinda wish this thing was real. Half the stuff that comes out of that sounds pretty tasty or funny. one quarter is WTF or dangerous, and the other quarter is just appleseeds.
And then you have the response to fake money. XD
Thats my favorite scp and i really wish this scp was real . My favorite snack items from this scp is diet ghost , candy robots , grain 7 (the bread) , sound pop candy , darkside cola and extreme chips
All thanks to Dr Alaho Olu on YouTube for curing me and my boyfriend from HSV 2, I’m so much excited.
Now I want steamed clams.
I medf mze thst mon yo soawm pls for free
Huh second listening and for some reason hard to hear.
It seems that the insertion of yen must act as a trigger for an outside entity, creature, or pocket dimension to act and dispense an item.
Its been 5 years. And we still never found the edible Fruit of the Loom underwear. Safe to assume they ended up lost in some hidden crack.