{"id":82753,"date":"2021-08-18T14:00:04","date_gmt":"2021-08-18T14:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/games\/82753\/"},"modified":"2021-08-18T14:00:04","modified_gmt":"2021-08-18T14:00:04","slug":"nier-timeline-explained-badly-under-a-minute-the-best-drakengard-nier-automata-timeline-shorts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/games\/82753\/","title":{"rendered":"Nier Timeline Explained Badly Under a Minute | The Best Drakengard &#8211; Nier: Automata Timeline #Shorts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  width=\"580\" height=\"385\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4DsQrkf0ujo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<br \/>\nExplaining the timeline from Drakengard to Nier Automata badly and under a minute. Don&#8217;t expect any useful info here, but spoilers in context to appear.Play the Nier series, it&#8217;s good.Not to be taken seriously at all, just a lil goof I thought to do.First thought was keeping it under a minute, so any actual explanation was out the door.Hope you enjoy, and if you want to see more timelines explained badly under a minute, let me know by liking, and subscribing, as well as comment what timeline you want me to do next.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m gonna try to get one of these type of videos out every week, maybe every 3 days while the idea is fresh.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the &#8220;Script&#8221; i wrote out for it lol:<br \/>\nThere is man and there is dragon.<br \/>\nThey made promise.<br \/>\nHome Depot mannequin shows up in bustling Japan town.<br \/>\nDragon and man defeat it.<br \/>\nDragon and man die.<br \/>\nMannequin flake away.<br \/>\nFlakes cause the big sick.<br \/>\nThe big sick caused violence.<br \/>\nBig sick spread.<br \/>\nHumanity on brink.<br \/>\nHumanity have idea to help.<br \/>\nIdea doesn&#8217;t work out.<br \/>\nAndroids help out.<br \/>\n(8000 years later)<br \/>\nHumanity on moon.<br \/>\nRobots are enemy.<br \/>\nRobot is friend?<br \/>\nEnemy is android?<br \/>\nVirus infect androids.<br \/>\nHumanity really gone?<br \/>\nAll android is enemy?<br \/>\nI am enemy?<br \/>\nBase destroyed.<br \/>\nBig tower.<br \/>\nRobot AI that looks like little girl.<br \/>\nEnemy is android? is now android friend.<br \/>\nAndroid buddy go insane.<br \/>\nAndroid deathmatch.<br \/>\nTHE END.<\/p>\n<p>#NierTimeline #Nier #Shorts<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Explaining the timeline from Drakengard to Nier Automata badly and under a minute. Don&#8217;t expect any usef<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":82754,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[65522,65532,65527,65528,65535,65534,65520,65531,3742,65525,65524,65519,65521,65530,65526,65518,65533,65523,65529,1079,15,65517,65516],"class_list":{"0":"post-82753","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-rpg","8":"tag-bad-nier-timeline","9":"tag-badly-explained-nier-timeline","10":"tag-badly-explaining-nier","11":"tag-badly-explaining-timeline","12":"tag-drakengard-explained-badly","13":"tag-drakengard-to-nier-explained-badly","14":"tag-explained-badly","15":"tag-explained-under-a-minute","16":"tag-nier","17":"tag-nier-automata-explained-badly","18":"tag-nier-automata-timeline","19":"tag-nier-explained","20":"tag-nier-explained-badly","21":"tag-nier-explained-under-a-minute","22":"tag-nier-replicant-explained-badly","23":"tag-nier-timeline","24":"tag-nier-timeline-badly-explained","25":"tag-nier-timeline-explained","26":"tag-nier-under-a-minute","27":"tag-nierautomata","28":"tag-rpg","29":"tag-snailio","30":"tag-styledsnail"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82753"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82753\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/82754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}