{"id":118584,"date":"2021-09-20T13:55:36","date_gmt":"2021-09-20T13:55:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/games\/118584\/"},"modified":"2021-09-20T13:55:36","modified_gmt":"2021-09-20T13:55:36","slug":"i-made-my-girlfriend-play-dark-souls-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/games\/118584\/","title":{"rendered":"I Made My Girlfriend Play Dark Souls 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  width=\"580\" height=\"385\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QrNE6E7WkA0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<br \/>\nShe asked for this.<\/p>\n<p>PATREON<br \/>\nhttps:\/\/www.patreon.com\/montyzander?fan_landing=true<br \/>\nTWITTER<br \/>\n<a class=\"twitter-timeline\" data-width=\"770\" data-height=\"1000\" data-dnt=\"true\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MontyZander?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Tweets by MontyZander<\/a><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>TIMESTAMPS<br \/>\n1) 00:00:00 &#8211; Introduction &#038; Rules<br \/>\n2) 00:02:55 &#8211; Gunning for Gundyr<br \/>\n3) 00:14:15 &#8211; &#8220;Where Do I Go?&#8221;<br \/>\n4) 00:18:27 &#8211; The Big Huff and Puff<br \/>\n5) 00:27:50 &#8211; The Waiting Game<br \/>\n6) 00:33:53 &#8211; &#8220;I Did it for the Views&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I love Dark Souls 3.<\/p>\n<p>Not as much as Bloodborne, not as much as Dark Souls 1, but Lothric\u2019s oppressive atmosphere, skulking enemies, and sheer refinement of the Souls formula makes for satisfying, and expressive gameplay every time you boot it up. Its setting, and how it uses the world-building of previous games to strengthen its theme of cycles absolutely blew my mind, and I\u2019m willing to bet I\u2019m not alone. <\/p>\n<p>So, with all this in mind\u2026 let\u2019s put this opening to the test. Let\u2019s force a noob, a non-gamer, namely my girlfriend, to sit down and try to tackle Dark Souls 3\u2019s first section, to see if we can answer one question.<br \/>\nNoobus Humanus 4: Can my girlfriend make it past Vordt of the Boreal Valley\u2026 in Dark Souls 3?<\/p>\n<p>I MADE MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY DARK SOULS<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"I Made My Girlfriend Play Dark Souls\" width=\"770\" height=\"433\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fSVB1adZgSA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I MADE MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY BLOODBORNE<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"I Made My Girlfriend Play Bloodborne\" width=\"770\" height=\"433\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xK8ijtawcwU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>UPDATE VIDEO<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Channel Update: Noobus Humanus, 10,000 Subscribers and More\" width=\"770\" height=\"433\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/m-uoMXCWc8s?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I MADE MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY DARK SOULS (AGAIN)<br \/>\nhttps:\/\/www.patreon.com\/posts\/i-made-my-play-51880305<\/p>\n<p>I MADE MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY SEKIRO<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"I Made My Girlfriend Play Sekiro\" width=\"770\" height=\"433\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XqtMwzkGDkQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>MUSIC<br \/>\n1) Lewis&#8217;s Theme &#8211; What Remains of Edith Finch<br \/>\n2) Lewis&#8217;s Sailing &#8211; What Remains of Edith Finch<br \/>\n3) Sims 4 &#8211; Building Theme<br \/>\n4) Sims 4 &#8211; Main Theme<br \/>\n5) Sims 4 &#8211; Character Creation Theme<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She asked for this. 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