I feel like the British were unnecessarily attacked in this video (I'm joking it was pretty spot on, could have used more slavery in the Morrowind edit)
Hey I kinda support the Oblivion depiction existing at the same time as the Morrowind one. Is just that Dark Elves just behave different outside of Morrowind bc they are among the N'hwas so they don't one the N'hwss to start seeing them like that, that is why every one of them behave nice but usually they are a bunch of fuckers if they get some development.
They are like pakis, cmon you know is true they behave all nice and smile to us while working their businesses but then you get to see them in their own habitat and they are all about blood feuds, scaming and scheming to each other and zealotry…
well someone didnt read his copy about "the true barenziah" there from oblivion…but its true, the dunmer are rather tame and even friendly in cheydinhal for example.
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😂😂😂 The Oblivion one is so Spot on.
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Dark Elves in morrowind were certified in professional nationalism, racism, and xenophobia.
Wow, now that was a joy to watch!
Hmm this really hits the spot.
As the years go by, they are progressively getting more and more domesticated lol. Poor Dark Elves. Turned blue and now this
Not a single N’wah uttered in this video
0:02 POV: you’re a dark elf who’s been outside of Morrowind for 2 minutes
I feel like the British were unnecessarily attacked in this video (I'm joking it was pretty spot on, could have used more slavery in the Morrowind edit)
Ok that Skyrim part had caught me off guard. LMFAO!!!
We must stand up to the gentrification of Morrowind!
What is the first clip from? I think one of the Brits is a Fable voice actor
Monkey Dust! Jayyyysus that takes me back.
100%
Hey I kinda support the Oblivion depiction existing at the same time as the Morrowind one. Is just that Dark Elves just behave different outside of Morrowind bc they are among the N'hwas so they don't one the N'hwss to start seeing them like that, that is why every one of them behave nice but usually they are a bunch of fuckers if they get some development.
They are like pakis, cmon you know is true they behave all nice and smile to us while working their businesses but then you get to see them in their own habitat and they are all about blood feuds, scaming and scheming to each other and zealotry…
In Oblivion you are dark if you let your beard grow to the fullest.
Summer Smith Dovakiin: “What are you all doing?! You’re all exactly the same?!”
Morty Smith Nerevarine: “Oh, Summer, first r@ce w@r, huh?”
Elder scrolls doesn't have dwarves but at least it has Pelinal to take care of elves.
Always loved that family guy joke at the end. 😂
Part in bitter coast was just a normal day in cork
" IT'S A GAY BAR! " 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Lmao
Every clip in this is just immaculate.
Especially Skyrim and Oblivion. The high-pitched voices in the latter are perfect.
They became the britbongs they were repelling to begin with
well someone didnt read his copy about "the true barenziah" there from oblivion…but its true, the dunmer are rather tame and even friendly in cheydinhal for example.
i miss when they were racist
Dunmer were too based for Nubethesda. They had to drop a meteorite on them and blow them up with a volcano because they couldn't handle them.
Perfect depiction😂
Oi, gov'na. I once had three bo'les o' sujammer in one go, I swear on me ancestor's nan.
Wow never look up dark elves in D&D I guess. Literal nazis would say they're a bit much.
This is great
"some proper english food like KFC or k'hebab" lmaoooo. Too real, that or Chinese and / or Thai..
The first one is so accurate I love how racist the dark elves are in Morrowind
Very rarely do I ever get impressed with comedy, but this was an exception 😂
I swear that first clip is Monkey Dust
And 200 years later the tables would turn at it'd be the dark elves keeping the nords away with garlic