Smug Imperials always reminding everyone that they can read.
Just cause I’m an illiterate Nord (Hi, I’m the Dunmer that’s typing this out for my friend) they think they’re better than me with their fancy scrolls.
Dang, I've been wanting to get one of those elder scrolls I keep seeing on Etsy but I haven't committed enough to check sizes and buy one yet. I'm surprised that one is so big, but it looks so good.
is that the amulet of kings fastened about your neck? no, no, that is simply impossible… Uriel Septim VII's heirs were all murdered. I'm watching you, Breton
youtuber you watch: – makes brainrot videos – flunked out of high school – peasant blood – atheist – bad at geography – no leadership skills
youtuber I watch: – educational videos about important topics – has acquired all elder knowledge – carries the dragon blood – blessed by akatosh – found aldmeris – could easily solve all conflicts and usher tamriel into its most prosperous era to date she’s just super busy rn
This short made me think that you doing a Serena cosplay with the Elder Scroll on your back would be a cute af idea 💡 if cosplaying is something you’re into 🤷🏻♂️
I’m very impressed with this love of the Elder Scrolls 😊
I think the Bethesda people would agree. How’s your writing skills?
Perhaps you could write for them or somethin. You deserve a job with them!
Like my cousin has a job with them in Texas. Nothing major or anything. But he still loves it, after like 2 years working for them. He just transfers calls to the right part of Bethesda. I don’t know any details past that though. I’m sure he does other things for them. I don’t know
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Sorry Martin, we've got the Oblivion crisis covered this time around. You'll have to settle for Arnora's amulet instead 😅
Can you show us, even we got mad or blind?
Not even the Gray Fox could get his hands on it by himself, you truly are worthy of the Amulet!
Just mount it over the door and tell people its a Mezuzah
Good luck reading the source 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵
Zakochałem się…
I wonder if this woman 3D printed that scroll?
Beauty in the eyes, dawns beauty you are.
I would ask where you got it, but I don't think I'm willing to delve into any Dwemer ruin right now.
You have it, the “k’el the elder scroll” – parthunax
I am still trying to figure out your source! Maybe parthunax knows..
"I broke the fabric of time and space space so i vould LITERALLY make it the fuck up"
Jokes on you my supplier sent me a bonus goth N'wah next to my elder scroll.
I heard those will make you go blind and grow hair on your palms
"It was revealed to me in a fucking dream"
Smug Imperials always reminding everyone that they can read.
Just cause I’m an illiterate Nord (Hi, I’m the Dunmer that’s typing this out for my friend) they think they’re better than me with their fancy scrolls.
Where the hell else would I get my information??? Haha
Dang, I've been wanting to get one of those elder scrolls I keep seeing on Etsy but I haven't committed enough to check sizes and buy one yet. I'm surprised that one is so big, but it looks so good.
Source?
"It was revealed to me in an elder scroll"
is that the amulet of kings fastened about your neck? no, no, that is simply impossible… Uriel Septim VII's heirs were all murdered. I'm watching you, Breton
I found at least 7 nonverbal dialogues in this video. That was awesome to watch, good planning.
You are a NERD!! And I like it!
Para que es eso?
You N’wah! I made it the f*ck up
MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP
youtuber you watch:
– makes brainrot videos
– flunked out of high school
– peasant blood
– atheist
– bad at geography
– no leadership skills
youtuber I watch:
– educational videos about important topics
– has acquired all elder knowledge
– carries the dragon blood
– blessed by akatosh
– found aldmeris
– could easily solve all conflicts and usher tamriel into its most prosperous era to date she’s just super busy rn
We are not the same
This one thinks reading the Elder Scrolls is dangerous for one's sight, yes? Best to use Dwemer machines.
Did you make it with the new 3d printer?
Very wholesome stuff LOL🫶🏿!
Ok, now show me the Source code
i dont need a source im lying
Does it open tho?
Not gonna believe you for you’re not wearing a blindfold in the next video
my source is my brothers cousins dogs dream
My source? a moth told me
But how do you cite it in APA?
Dang, those moths lied to me.
How have you not gone blind? Suspicious… I say.
Да, да, ты читаешь Свитки Старших😉
This short made me think that you doing a Serena cosplay with the Elder Scroll on your back would be a cute af idea 💡 if cosplaying is something you’re into 🤷🏻♂️
I’m very impressed with this love of the Elder Scrolls 😊
I think the Bethesda people would agree. How’s your writing skills?
Perhaps you could write for them or somethin. You deserve a job with them!
Like my cousin has a job with them in Texas. Nothing major or anything. But he still loves it, after like 2 years working for them. He just transfers calls to the right part of Bethesda. I don’t know any details past that though. I’m sure he does other things for them. I don’t know