i love asian beef – me, an asian

00:00:00 why is the cast of a David Cage game so stacked?
00:03:18 NL says the c-word
00:10:44 not another green door…
00:13:53 why do they call it a pot pie?
00:23:52 NL respects the property owner
00:27:43 Elliot Page is stone cold
00:40:10 the QTE prompts are horrendous
00:42:14 so Elliot is a straight up mruderer now
00:48:16 children are monsters
00:56:54 chat gaslights NL
01:01:31 the QTE master has logged on
01:13:17 the homeless live better than Vancouverites
01:18:58 the game is set in Canada
01:33:30 it is wednesday my dudes
01:39:55 really laying it on thick here huh David?
01:44:04 if you’re homeless, just buy a house
01:51:06 she’s not like other girls
01:57:37 was this necessary David?
02:00:53 ryan..
02:02:20 every chapter is horrible
02:09:01 how every collab with Dan goes
02:11:52 David Cage is a special sort of game maker
02:40:59 A S I A N B E E F
02:52:58 is this loss?
02:54:30 a classic Ryan
03:00:44 Fortnite duos with Salim
03:18:40 Cole loves his job
03:21:06 Canadian people be like:
03:29:50 least obvious twist villain btw
03:35:56 we have Inception at home
03:51:08 Beyond Two Souls
03:54:37 finally he has mastered QTEs
03:57:44 WE WILL NEVER FORGIVE RYAN
04:02:18 NO MEANS NO RYAN
04:05:07 The Green Goblin Strikes
04:11:25 the real twist villain was the American government
04:29:21 Elliot Pages
04:37:21 NL’s final thoughts
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23 Comments

  1. NL intellectualizing the quick time events instead of just looking at what direction the given body part is moving is hilarious.

  2. watching this bc the recent indigo prophecy made me realize i missed it
    holy shit
    the crying from peeling onions is peak fiction

  3. Few things:
    1) Thanks for the company
    2) This still sounds like normal NL to me but maybe I’m losing it
    3) How is the most stacked Cage game also the worst game??? (Debatably) I mean Fahrenheit/Indigo Prophecy is ass but it’s at least kinda fun. This game is just so predictable and poorly written, oh David. Also the way he treated Elliot was apparently really shitty. Anyway, thanks Librarian, love you.

  4. Whenever Willem Dafoe is not on the screen, people should be asking "where is Willem Dafoe?"

  5. these QTEs are either extrmely obvious or absurdly ambiguous

    its crazy that the simon says QTEs were the least obnoxious

  6. Thanks librarian, I watched this during the 10 year anniversary holiday drought. Lots of shitty events happened in my life previous months and I can't sleep (nor wake up and leave bed). Having something to watch helps me fall asleep and these longer stuff that you need to follow to enjoy gives me a reason to leave my bed.

  7. I like how the story in this one twists and turns with the wildly different settings compared to the other david cage games.

    It's almost literary, but it hurts the pacing of the game.

    David was really trying to do the Pulp Fiction non-linear story telling here but it just comes off as unfocused.

    I hope NL plays the next Quantic Dream game set in the Star Wars universe.

    It's guaranteed to be terrible but it's going to be GREAT content.

  8. Love to the guy who said "all along the wonderwatch tower" during the guitar scene

  9. The way David Cage writes in native americans/indigenous people as magical faerie folk for his messianic white person to come in and display mastery over is vile, he does it in Indigo Prophecy too but it's what I remember the most about Beyond.
    "Every chapter chat says 'oh no not this scene'" was so validating to hear when we opened on the desert and I said out loud 'oh god not this part'. I forgot about the 17 endings, too. Loved NL's commentary and choices in the playthrough, what a pleasure to watch. Great edit, thank you!

  10. Look ive never been to a birthday party for a girl this age but….she just opened a thong gift in a room of people

    Thats insane right? Am i crazy? Just a teenage girl opening a gift and going nice a thong just what i needed. Wouldnt it be in some sort of idk what thongs come in but just out is crazy

  11. i know its meant to be read like "we didn't suffer" but the wording really just makes it sound like "yeah we got fucking nodiffed by that truck mommy couldn't do SHIT" is so funny what is david cooking

  12. I think the only time NL had a flawless Aiden gameplay was when he altered the life trajectory of multiple teenagers at a party.

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