I really don’t understand how you just like the action that’s it. There is emotions you’re just dumb. This game is amazing. The “filler and halls🤓” is world building. It’s the best thing the remake does. It’s world building is amazing. It feels like a world you could truly live in. I really can’t tell if you’re rage baiting or not
Just finished this game for the first time. Absolutely loved it. Dunkey makes great points but I haven't played the original though so a lot of these things just didn't bother me at all.
Even with the issues I’m so attached to FF7 as a whole that I literally cannot NOT like the filler, Ridiculous side missions or mind-dumbing mini games in Rebirth
I gotta disagree here Dunk. I had the time of my life playing the Remake for the first time this week, they did the entire world in it's scale justice with bringing characters some kind of life other than being a passer-by.
I like the game but can understand most of dunkos points. It's pretty stretched out, and the side quests suck. With rebirth out though, it's a little easier to appreciate the story with context
Speaking as somebody who is new to Final Fantasy 7 and did not play the original, I actually really liked the story and found it very compelling. Even the parts that were slower than combat. Sure, the voice acting was very anime, but whatever, it starts to grow on you after a while. Everyone’s got different styles of play. For me, give me a fun story over gameplay any day. Luckily, we have both here!
I just got a PlayStation for the first time, and I’m working my way through the ps exclusive, and I made a terrible mistake playing this a day after beating God Of War 2018. It’s not even close man.
I have finally played both the original FFVII and Remake and it's honestly sad how accurate this dunkview really is. The game looks and sounds great, the combat is top-notch, but there is just so much tedious filler BS that the game becomes a chore to play and the dumb Anime-style dialogue and interactions aren't exactly helping, either. Had they used the bones of this game to just do a 1:1 remake in a single game instead of stretching it out beyond belief for no reason, it could've been amazing.
6:32 That robot hand was so annoying! I dont mind the extra back stories and dialogue so much but this game went out of its way to waste hours of my time on nonsense.
Wow, this video really aged terribly. Most of the time, Dunkey's JRPG videos hit the nail on the head, but this one is horribly misreading everything about FF7R.
I just played this game and it was my first final fantasy game I’ve played. I know people said the original was better and this game gets dumb at the end, but I thought they meant like it’s bad when COMPARED to the original.
Nah man the end of this game is just ASS no way around it. It sucks cause literally the mission immediately before it is the PEAK to me. Cloud on the motorcycle chopping up dude in the lobby while the team is all piled up the car I LOVED that shit.
This game is kind of boring because I played it a much and I got bored of it because the same dialogue the same thing over and over again which is why I want to play the intermission DLC and the Final Fantasy 7 rebirth rather than this one
Someone had to say it. The voice acting in this was terrible. Games keep doing this lately. The new Zelda games have been great but also have terribly generic and stuff voice acting. If we keep defending this, they'll keep doing it. If you want games to be better, critique it like Dunkey did.
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Came back to this to say the voice acting has actually gotten better, it feels like the voice actors really grew into the characters
Why does dunkey point out the guy on the train is speaking werdly. He is supposed to a corporate drone.
I've never played this game but it sucks
I really don’t understand how you just like the action that’s it. There is emotions you’re just dumb. This game is amazing. The “filler and halls🤓” is world building. It’s the best thing the remake does. It’s world building is amazing. It feels like a world you could truly live in. I really can’t tell if you’re rage baiting or not
You have a few points 😂
Just finished this game for the first time. Absolutely loved it. Dunkey makes great points but I haven't played the original though so a lot of these things just didn't bother me at all.
Playing Remake again in 2024 before starting Rebirth and then watching this video… fucking hilarious 🤣🤣 the anime grunts are off the charts!
It's a shame how terrible the game translates to English. Glad I can understand Japanese.
This game is so slow with so much filler. Of course when you tell this to sweaty fans they get mad about this genuine critcism.
Every now and then I think, why not play a little FF7R.
But then I go back and watch this video. And I no longer want to play FF7R.
7:35
Even with the issues I’m so attached to FF7 as a whole that I literally cannot NOT like the filler, Ridiculous side missions or mind-dumbing mini games in Rebirth
The mayor part was supposed to be funny. Cloud is socially awkward. Also why does he hate the hand, its a puzzle.
After playing Rebirth, "Shinra Middle Manager" is one of my favorite characters hahaha
What is going on w modern Square Enix?
I should've listened Dunkey. What a waste of my money.
"""Platforming"""
But definitely not flatforming if you know what I mean
This has to be a troll video right? Nobody sounds that much like a cartoon nerd right?
I gotta disagree here Dunk. I had the time of my life playing the Remake for the first time this week, they did the entire world in it's scale justice with bringing characters some kind of life other than being a passer-by.
3:44 I think this is a Yanny/Laurel situation. When I replay it I can hear both "mana" and "mako" depending on what I'm trying to hear
Least favorite dunkey video, jesus christ. Such terrible takes, very surprising.
He says "mako". Your ears are busted.
Remake is a great example of stretching out a story and fucking nailing it. 9/10.
I can't upvote this enough. This overhyped game is pure garbage.
I like the game but can understand most of dunkos points. It's pretty stretched out, and the side quests suck. With rebirth out though, it's a little easier to appreciate the story with context
Thanks Dunkey. After 6 hours of this game I'm out. Way too much shitty dialogue, dancing motorcycle men, padding, and forced slow-walking.
I have never agreed more with a review, beautiful but bland ass game that forces you to walk at a snail's pace to extend the play time.
I'm from the future: everything got worse in Rebirth and I'm out of this trilogy… back to the PC port of the original it is.
Speaking as somebody who is new to Final Fantasy 7 and did not play the original, I actually really liked the story and found it very compelling. Even the parts that were slower than combat. Sure, the voice acting was very anime, but whatever, it starts to grow on you after a while. Everyone’s got different styles of play. For me, give me a fun story over gameplay any day. Luckily, we have both here!
Absolutely terrible video what can I say
Aint there a japanese version with english subtitles
will smith men in black 🤘🤘
You need to switch Audio to Japanese
I just got a PlayStation for the first time, and I’m working my way through the ps exclusive, and I made a terrible mistake playing this a day after beating God Of War 2018. It’s not even close man.
I have finally played both the original FFVII and Remake and it's honestly sad how accurate this dunkview really is. The game looks and sounds great, the combat is top-notch, but there is just so much tedious filler BS that the game becomes a chore to play and the dumb Anime-style dialogue and interactions aren't exactly helping, either. Had they used the bones of this game to just do a 1:1 remake in a single game instead of stretching it out beyond belief for no reason, it could've been amazing.
6:32 That robot hand was so annoying! I dont mind the extra back stories and dialogue so much but this game went out of its way to waste hours of my time on nonsense.
More filler than a post pandemic diner crab cake.
Wow, this video really aged terribly.
Most of the time, Dunkey's JRPG videos hit the nail on the head, but this one is horribly misreading everything about FF7R.
This game was made so people could whack off to Tifa again.
you should've played the game in japanese lolololol
english dub voice acting is terrible like 90% of the time
Baby yoshi got me dieing
I'm still grumpy about this remake. This was cathartic to watch.
"Since I despise this character more than anything, it's important to me that I point out how big Tifa's boobs are."
And there's a love triangle.
Everyone falls in love with Cloud.
Jessie say's a bunch of cheesey 90's one liners. Then she dies because nobody cares about Aerith.
Did Dunkey just get Dunkeyed?
Only one way to find out.
Re-review : )
I think you need to calm down
I just played this game and it was my first final fantasy game I’ve played. I know people said the original was better and this game gets dumb at the end, but I thought they meant like it’s bad when COMPARED to the original.
Nah man the end of this game is just ASS no way around it.
It sucks cause literally the mission immediately before it is the PEAK to me. Cloud on the motorcycle chopping up dude in the lobby while the team is all piled up the car I LOVED that shit.
What happened?!
7:45 even more accurate in Rebirth 😂
This game is kind of boring because I played it a much and I got bored of it because the same dialogue the same thing over and over again which is why I want to play the intermission DLC and the Final Fantasy 7 rebirth rather than this one
Whats the song at the end?
Someone had to say it. The voice acting in this was terrible. Games keep doing this lately. The new Zelda games have been great but also have terribly generic and stuff voice acting. If we keep defending this, they'll keep doing it. If you want games to be better, critique it like Dunkey did.
this is one of the worst games I have EVER played