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Pineapple pizza for life
Was that last clip real lol 😹
1:08 I SEE A NIPPLE HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK
I lost my phone and I lost all my progress
Just please Nomura DO NOT DO WHAT EA DID AND USE KH3 AS A MONEY MAKER TOOL… one game with expensive microtransactions is enough
wastes all my jewls on pet stuff
The meme master strikes again! XD
lol
This man is the most honest man in existance. Sorry Giga Blast.
Pineapple on pixxa should be erased from existance…
My theory on the story for khux is, that that the villains, and soras crew. Will dive into the book of prophecies much like the journal data. In a sense its a free dive into history. Also with the fifth leader thing….. its obvious i feel like none of the foretellers were traiters they were however obsessed with defending their light and stopping who ever the traiter was. it says there is a traiter but it doesnt say when, or who. It could be one of the 5 new leaders.
Cynical Nip Slip?
Master of masters: Pinapple Pizza must be wiped from existence Ava
Ava: But master… why?!
Master of master: Because it has Pinapple in my pizza Ava, who on earth would want healthy food in my junk food Ava?!
Ava: B-but I like Pina-
Master of masters: SILENCE !!!! We may never hear the P word from generations again!!!
100 years later
Maleficent: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Finally I found the box I was looking for now I will be the ruler of all the-
Opens the box
Pizza…
Eww PINAPPLE!!!!!!
Confirmed! Kingdom hearts is pizza! Just plain pizza! Anything with ridiculousness like pineapple pizza will corrupt it with darkness..
I feel sorry for ANYONE if KH Union X was their first KH game and trying to understand the story lol
Great video just wish it was longer and there was more skits in it LOL
hey psinical u have to check out that 4chans NEW LEAK on ff7 because it really goes into detail about KH3s release date window and it really seems credible at lest deserves an eye
I love that pizza bit at the end. But the Master of Masters has all wrong. The true enemy is pizza with STRAWBERRIES! Yes, that's a thing now.
I’ll just do one deal…Many months later:MONEY FOR JEWELS!
*thought your money was yours but you getting KHUX’D by Square*
You forgot the part about the download and update which is 50% of the game itself
Accurate.
If you stick to just buying the weekly jewel extravaganzas you’ll be fine. It’s when you start dishing out $100 at a time for those jewels that you run into trouble.
2:03 Master Of Masters
True Italian Confirmed
I Think He Is Waluigi In Disguise
GRIND FOR THESE JEWELS
Accurate
He complains about this stuff yet awhile ago he dressed up as a chick playing kingdom hearts
Whew….
Absolutely for the story
I’m looking for an active party on this game it’s so rare
Ok, so I've got a question. does "Kingdom Hearts Union χ[Cross]" contain the same story as "Kingdom Hearts χ & Kingdom Hearts Unchained χ" plus continues where those game left off? Basically I don't wanna play this game, but I wanna know the complete story. Any suggestions on how to obtain such knowledge?
Why the fuck is Donald and Goofy there and Maleficent mentions Sora and what the FUCK IS THIS SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS A LONG FUCKING TIME BEFORE THE OTHER GAMES JESUS CHRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSST
lol at that last part
lobsters like this game
Paying for microtransactions/loot boxes is rabbit hole most of us shouldn't go down
You are not crazy, I have a theory about this. It's only a guess, but can explain almost everything about KHUx. Here if you can read chinese:https://tieba.baidu.com/p/5496002525
pineapple pizza is actually good tho
Bad game 2/10
Eventually, I gave up with this game because it kept trying to steal my cash. That, and the story confused the hell out of me.
0:41 Wow, Cynical is actually pretty hawt
Man, that outro doe…..
Did you just edit it or this is really the story?
I'm confused. Is this not cannon then?
You fool. Pinapple pizza… IS LIGHT
Oof the story
I happen to think Sora would love pineapple pizza considering he is an islander! 😛
Or just grind
2:03
OVER MY DEAD BODY
Jared dies when he sees good old marly….. just like I did…. GODDAMN NUMORA