Today I’ll be beating every boss in the Souls games including Bloodborne and Elden Ring but I have to use a different weapon for every boss and discard the weapon I used. (P.S: ELDEN RING IS ALL REMEMBRANCES)
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0:00 Intro
0:42 Demon’s Souls
24:13 Bloodborne
54:06 Dark Souls
1:11:22 Dark Souls II
1:35:25 Elden Ring
2:00:32 Dark Souls III
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Hey Everyone! If you enjoyed this run and would like to see any parts you might've missed, the full run will be up on my VODS channel within 24 hrs! (The vids are currently processing)
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Thanks for watching guys, and just as an FYI, I plan on doing this run with TRUE All Bosses in Elden Ring soon so look out for that!
Holy shit a distortion video with actual editing
I’m not sure if anyone else agrees with me but every time I look at demon souls I just don’t think it looks like a souls game, you know?
Timestamps, cause why not
Bloodborne:
25:43 – Father Gascoigne | Hunter's Axe
27:12 – Cleric Beast | Hunter's Torch
28:11 – BSB | Threaded Cane
28:51 – Vicar Amelia | Flamesprayer
30:44 – Witches of Hemwick | Rifle Spear
31:38 – Shadows of Yharnam | Saw Spear
33:38 – Darkbeast Paarl | Stake Driver
34:54 – Rom, the Vacuous Spider | Tonitrus
35:52 – Bug in Dist's room | nothing
36:07 – The One Reborn | Whirlygig Saw
37:21 – Micolash | Beast Cutter
39:08 – Celestial Emissary | Boom Hammer
41:01 – Martyr Logarius | Reiterpallasch
42:24 – Wet Nurse | Chikage
43:19 – Amygdala | Amygdalan Arm
44:46 – Ebrietas | Kirkhammer
45:47 – Ludwig | Beasthunter Saif
47:28 – Living Failures | Ludwig's Holy Blade
48:13 – Lady Maria | Holy Moonlight Sword
49:58 – Orphan of Kos | Saw Cleaver
51:12 – Laurence | Church Pick
52:04 – Gehrman | Simon's Bow-Blade
53:05 – Moon Presence | Logarius' Wheel
Dark Souls:
54:13 – Asylum Demon | Hand Axe
55:19 – Taurus Demon | Morning Star
56:09 – Bell Gargoyles | Drake Sword
56:59 – Quelaag | Warpick
57:29 – Ceaseless Discharge | Fists
57:58 – Iron Golem | Gargoyle Tail Axe
58:48 – O&S | Halberd
59:36 – Capra Demon | Longsword
59:54 – Gaping Dragon | Broadsword
1:00:37 – Moonlight Butterfly | Bastard Sword
1:00:44 – Sif | Claymore
1:01:17 – Seath | Zweihander
1:01:43 – Sanctuary Guardian | Scimitar
1:02:12 – Stray Demon | Estoc
1:02:24 – Pinwheel | Caestus
1:02:51 – Nito | Battle Axe
1:03:31 – Gwyndolin | Greataxe
1:03:47 – Priscilla | Guardian Tail/Winged Spear
1:04:48 – Demon Firesage | Golem Axe
1:05:00 – Centipede Demon | Lifehunt Scythe
1:05:58 – Bed of Chaos | Longbow
1:06:25 – Artorias | Greatsword
1:08:09 – Manus | Reinforced Club
1:09:28 – Kalameet | Gold Tracer
1:10:04 – Four Kings | Golden Halberd
1:10:51 – Gwyn | Crystal Greatsword
Dark Souls 2:
1:11:38 – Last Giant | Scimitar
1:12:06 – The Pursuer | no weapon, killed with a ballista
1:12:38 – Dragonrider | no weapon, cheesed with gravity
1:13:29 – The Rotten | Spear
1:14:05 – Skeleton Lords | Mace
1:15:28 – Flexile Sentry | Shortsword
1:15:46 – Old Dragonslayer | Morning Star
1:16:21 – Najka | Falchion
1:16:35 – Prowling Magus | Broadsword
1:17:05 – Covetous Demon | Estoc
1:17:17 – Duke's Dear Freja | Club
1:17:44 – Ruin Sentinels | Great Club
1:17:58 – Lost Sinner | Butcher Knife
1:18:35 – Mytha | Black Knight Halberd
1:18:55 – Smelter Demon | Bone Scythe
1:19:28 – Old Iron King | Spider Fang
1:20:28 – Dragonrider Duo | Greatsword
1:21:13 – Looking Glass Knight | Caestus
1:21:52 – Demon of Song | Partizan
1:22:17 – Velstadt | Scythe
1:23:13 – Guardian Dragon | Bluemoon Greatsword
1:24:29 – Ancient Dragon | Lost Sinner's Sword
1:25:16 – Giant Lord | Puzzling Stone Sword
1:25:48 – Vendrick | Murakumo
1:26:14 – Royal Rat Vanguard | Iron King Hammer
1:26:42 – Royal Rat Authority | Roaring Halberd
1:27:03 – Elana | Black Knight Greatsword
1:27:56 – Sinh | Blacksteel Katana
1:28:29 – Cerrah, Graverobber, Varg | Crypt Blacksword
1:28:56 – Aged Smelter Demon | Craftsman's hammer
1:29:20 – Fume Knight | Pursuer Ultra Greatsword
1:30:22 – Sir Alonne | Drakewing Ultra Greatsword
1:31:14 – Executioner's Chariot | Washing Pole
1:31:27 – Aava | Bewitched Alonne Sword
1:32:31 – Burnt Ivory King | Red Iron Twinblade
1:33:10 – Lud and Zallen | Rapier
1:33:34 – Darklurker | Warped Sword
1:33:56 – Throne Watcher and Defender | Wrathful Axe
1:34:22 – Nashandra | Key of the Embedded/Aged Smelter Sword
1:34:52 – Aldia | Sacred Chime Hammer/Yorgh's Spear
Elden Ring:
1:36:23 – Margit | Halberd
1:37:13 – Godrick | Longsword
1:38:34 – Red Wolf | Lordsworn's Greatsword
1:38:59 – Rennala | Axe of Godrick
1:40:20 – Crystalian | Caestus
1:40:41 – Godskin Noble | Hookclaws
1:41:37 – Rykard | Serpent Hunter
1:42:04 – Abductor Virgins | Stormhawk Axe
1:42:15 – Crystalian duo | Mace
1:42:31 – Radahn | Reduvia
1:43:11 – Draconic Tree Sentinel | Twinblade
1:44:00 – Godfrey (Spirit) | Scimitar
1:44:26 – Morgott | Dragon Greatclaw
1:45:28 – Mimic Tear | Urumi
1:45:59 – Regal Ancestor Spirit | Greatsword
1:46:36 – Fire Giant | Giant-crusher (very fitting)
1:48:14 – Bloodhound Knight | Lance
1:48:22 – Godskin Duo | Bloodhound Fang
1:48:57 – Valiant Gargoyles | Troll Knight's Sword
1:49:21 – Fia's Champions | Gargoyle Twinblade
1:49:46 – Fortissax | Gargoyle Greatsword
1:50:35 – Astel | Great Stars
1:52:14 – Loretta | Inquisitor's Girandole
1:53:05 – Malenia | Rivers of Blood
1:55:04 – Mohg | Morgott's cursed sword
1:56:38 – Placidusax | Wing of Astel
1:57:20 – Beast Clergyman/Maliketh | Bastard's stars
1:58:23 – Sir Gideon Ofnir the ALL KNOWING | Bolt of Gransax
1:58:35 – Godfrey/Hoarah Loux | Meteoric Ore Blade
1:59:25 – Radagon | Blasphemous Blade
1:59:50 – Elden Beast | Starscourge Greatswords
Dark Souls 3:
2:00:40 – Gundyr | Estoc
2:01:24 – Vordt | Battle Axe
2:01:51 – Curse-Rotted Greatwood | Shortsword
2:02:24 – Abyss Watchers | Broadsword
2:03:28 – Wolnir | Vordt's Hammer
2:03:49 – Dancer | Astora Straight sword
2:04:56 – Crystal Sage | Dagger
2:05:14 – Deacons | Hollowslayer Greatsword
2:05:31 – Yhorm | Storm Ruler
2:05:50 – Oceiros | Uchigatana
2:06:49 – Pontiff | Yhorm's Great Machete
2:07:37 – Aldrich | Scimitar
2:08:25 – Old Demon King | Brigand Axe
2:08:42 – Ancient Wyvern | Fists
2:09:14 – Dragonslayer Armor | Drang Hammers
2:10:09 – Champion Gundyr | Halberd
2:10:54 – Twin Princes | Great Scythe
2:12:04 – Nameless King | Black Blade
2:13:32 – Friede | Sellsword Twinblades
2:15:09 – Demon Princes | Black Knight Greataxe
2:16:26 – Champion's Gravetender | Greataxe
2:17:25 – Midir | Dragonslayer Greataxe
2:18:32 – Halflight | Astora Greatsword
2:18:57 – Gael | Demon's Greataxe
2:21:06 – Soul of Cinder | Frayed Blade
And that's it.
Someone already made timestamps for the Demon's Souls part so check out their comment for that.
soulsborne nuzlocke!
I’ve never seen that gravetender boss in my entire life.
This is why you are above all other souls streamers..
It was good to remember old bosses!
From soulborne channel to another – "may the ashen be with you"
UwU
Can not wait for the full vid to upload on your other channel! Love the content!
How the hell were you doing okay against LUDWIG?!
I always imagined you as a short haired lean faced gigachad looking mf. But you actually look like the older brother of the Bill Clinton kid haha
editing this must have been hard. Very grateful
53:18 literally beats a god to death with a big wheel
i wonder how possible this would have been if it was like once per entire series
so no warpick for spiderwoman and shit like that
you can feel the difference in how much dist enjoys himself playing base ds2 rather than scholar. One is like goofy but fun and the other is a chore.
Hey there.
I know that you've made a challenge where your weapon was random every x seconds.
But I think it would be interesting to combine with this one.
So for every boss that you kill, you roll a random weapon to play until the next one is defeated and so on…
What do you think about this?
Puting all souls bosses in just one video, i see you're a man of culture as well
I see all souls most bosses lmao
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I wanted to ask why not Sekiro but then realised you only use Kusabimaru in it.
I have never fought Margit while being past level 20.
My experience with him is that he's actually harder then godrick to me.
I was thinking about watching a movie…
Think I'll watch this instead
VESTERMIA
You are insane man 😨 my god
gg
Shout-out to the chater who said Spain+Germany= Spermany
Am I crazy or did he never do DS2 Gargoyles???
👍🏾
Did anyone else see Gael get hit by his own lightning at the very end of his fight?
What I love about this is you get to see different play styles for each boss / weapon. Especially BB.
My god 13:15 😂😂😂😂
Can someone explain to me in what order he plays the games, or is it random ? Because it seems really random lmao
the mastery of the bosses is just so mesmerizing
Wing of Astel is insanely good against the Elden Beast. Just run to its side at the beginning when it starts spewing fire and spam the weapon art. With a bit of luck you can get it down to only a quarter of hp left before it even moves for the first time, it just melts.
This video sounder more interesting than it actually was in the end
One of THE most Entertaining Dist Videos i ve ever seen.
Why’d he do Elden ring before ds3?
wait, Margit can be parried?
I can't help but find the flamelurker fight kind of hilarious. Imagine stabbing a fire demon to death with a knife covered in nut.
You gotto have at Least 27 in Luck in order for Bleed to properly work
For the People that Still Play DS III A Dark Inf Greataxe is REALLY good vs these Fat Golden Angels. with the Hornet Ring and the Dark Claw.
Especially enjoyed bloodborne
Can you do this in sekiro using different consumables and prothetics for each boss?
Amygdalan arm is awesome. Go Hulk on Gascoigne
You know someone wants to get it over with when they block parry Gwyn🤣