【#WilsonIn3D】HITMAN IN THE THIRD DIMENSION【NIJISANJI EN | Yu Q. Wilson】

【#WilsonIn3D】HITMAN IN THE THIRD DIMENSION【NIJISANJI EN | Yu Q. Wilson】

Oh, hey. I didn’t see you there. How did you get in here? What? Oh, I let you in. Why did I do that? Well, welcome to the hero training program. I am none other than Yuki Wilson, former hitman. You might know me as that. Turned hero. You definitely know me as that. Today, I am here to show you the ropes how to become a hero just like yours truly. Now, being a hero is not just all about beating up bad guys or, you know, being strong. It’s all about coordination, teamwork, devotion, and above all, pride. But don’t worry, I will show you. It’s kind of my thing after all. We will save the world together and that sort of thing. So now over time there’s a thing that’s called villain sense which probably sounds silly but over time you sort of develop that kind of smell where you can tell that there’s villains around well you don’t have that just yet. Eventually it’ll be your turn. H what’s wrong with me? Why do you look so scared? Oh, I get it. You’re nervous. You don’t have to be nervous. It’s okay. I’m here for you. You’re not going to be by yourself today. I will be your teacher or your coach or a hero or or or something. Don’t worry. I will be there for you. All right. Are are you trying to tell me something? You you you look like you’re really You think there’s people in my house? Villains in my house? Really? Of all places? This is the most secure place in the world at this point. Villains in my house. You’re silly. Oh, wait, wait. I know what you’re doing. You’re trying to keep me on my toes, on my guard, right? That’s what you’re doing. It makes sense. Oh, what was that? What are you doing? No, there’s nothing behind me. What? Okay, you’re you’re just being silly. That’s what you’re doing. I’m not going to fall for that again. That’s crazy. Wait, where’s the Wilson at? Do have you seen them? I swear they were like right here not too long ago. Nah, they’re fine. and they’re probably like taking a walk outside or something like that. It’s all good. Well, tell you what, how about you and I, we go together and I show you the ropes of what I do every single day. Okay? All right. Let’s go. Help. Please help somebody. Do you hear that? That’s the sound of someone needing my help. Yes, a job. Let’s go. I can’t wait. Finally have something to do. Uh uh. Hello. Help me. Miss. Oh my god. Are you Oh my god. Are you a hero? That’s right. I am. I need somebody to save my cat. Cat’s stuck up there. Can you help my cat? You were screaming like that because your cat was stuck in a tree. My cat is dead. I know. It’s like the end of the world. It’s okay. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. That’s fine. I’ll help you. Really? Yes. Yes. I have nothing better to do. Wait, now that I look at your clothes, you’re either a hero or you’re some kind of per What do you mean? Do you have like a hero license or something? You can show me. No. Well, that’s great. So, you’re probably just some weirdo out here in the middle of nowhere. No, no, no. I I can help you. Really? I can help. It’s my job. I would be thrilled to help you out. Well, I guess I don’t really have any other options. And my precious little baby fluffy bunny is just stuck up there. How did he get up there? Well, you see, I was just counting the blades of grass down here as I do. And then when I know when I noticed my baby had gone all the way up there, and I really need something. We’ll get him down. It’s okay. Don’t cry. We’ll get him down. Are you Are you filming right now? Yeah. What’s wrong with that? Sorry. I have like a job where I’m not really supposed to be on camera and you’re going to have to ask my We can ask. We We can ask. It’s okay. Really? Yeah. This is really important. Like, we really need this to be rolling, you know. Oh, is it going to help me save my cat? No, but it’ll help in in in looking great. All right, little kitty. We’re We’re going to save you. I’m going to do I mean, I’m going to save you. You’re going to be emotional support. Yeah. What? Yeah. I need emotional support, not you. I’ll be your emotional support. Save my cat. I don’t care. Yeah, right. Okay. Well, everyone, let’s save this cat. Let’s do our best the way the hero would do. Okay. So, yes. Okay. Um that that that that’s pretty tall. Um uh so um I mean I Okay, that’s not going to work. Um um uh what now? Um what are you doing? Um I’m just trying to figure out a way to to climb the tree without, you know, like cutting it down or something. I I’m I’m so strong. I I could like destroy the tree. What? No, don’t do that. Just climb up there and get my cat. No, I I can’t. I I can’t do that. What? What? Why? What do you mean? Don’t you have like superpowers or something? You’re a hero, right? Yeah, but no. Uh, so you’re not a hero? I am. I just I can’t fly. You think every hero flies? I I Well, I certainly can’t fly. I’m a penguin. So do something about it. That’s true. Um, I appreciate your feedback. Okay. But let the professional work. Profession. Little kitty. Are you okay? Can you please come down, please? He’s not okay. That’s why I need you. I know. I’m asking him nicely to come down. That’s not going to work. My cat speaks Chinese. Does he speak French? No. What else could I do? Um, do something. Wait, you know what? At this point, you could I don’t know, climb the tree. Cut it down. Destroy. I don’t care. That’s it. Huh? I’m going to cut it down. Wait, what? You can’t cut the tree down. My cat’s still up there. So, what? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is that a sword? Yeah. You’re You’re serious about this? I mean, what else can I do? I don’t know. Get a ladder like a normal person would. Oh, yeah. Why haven’t you tried that? Because I don’t have one. I thought you might. You know, you’re a hero. You thought I might have one. Okay. Well, I’m going to do the only thing I can do right now. Is that okay? Oh my god. Hey, it’s a hero. Gotcha. So bad. If it’s I don’t know what you’re talking about, but if it falls, I could catch it. Or do you want to catch it? That’s just part of the plan now. Yeah, I could I’m just going to cut it down. You’re going to catch it. Is that okay? Hey, don’t cry. It’s going to be fine. Look, no problem. You’re You’re just being a big baby. Uh, hold on. Give me Give me a second. The tree is going to die of old age before you finish it. That’s a great idea. We could just wait it out. My god, I can’t with this guy. He sucks. I know what you’re talking about. As a wise man once said, I do what I can and I can what I do. I can’t live with this life. So dramatic. How about you? What do you think we should do? I think it’s really important to take in some different opinions when out on missions. What do you think? Hey, why don’t we just like you just climb the tree? You’re not part of this. Wait. Oh my god. Really? Huh? You know, that’s not a bad idea. I kind of like that. Yeah, let’s do it. Look, I don’t know what you guys just discussed, but I’m going to trust that you’re smarter than that guy over there. This better be good. What now? Oh my god. It’s the Gigasaur. You’ve got to be kidding me. What’s wrong? I’ve heard of the bandage hero, but him, he must be the stupid hero. What? This is a big tree, so you need a big tool for big problems, right? I got it. Oh my god. I don’t even care anymore. You might as well just cut me with the sword. No, that’s not That’s not what I do. That’s a villain. I’m a hero. I don’t cut people. Here. Here. Here. Look. I’m just going to do it. Okay. I’m just going to do it. Hold on. So, oh, what the hell? Hey, it was their It was their idea. Okay. It It wasn’t my idea. How How could you do this? How could you tell him to do this? I thought you were smarter than this. Did it even work? What do we Wait, what? Oh, that might actually work. I’m not doing that. What? I think it would work. I think it’s a really good idea, guys. That’s a terrible idea. No, no, no. I really think it would work. You think that’s a better idea than what I just did just now? Yeah, actually. Really? Try it. Just try it. Please, please, please, hero. Hiroan. Hiro sama. Come on. You’re so cool. Oh my god. You’re such a handsome hero. Man, I have nothing else to do. Fine. Fine. Yes. This is stupid. Meow. No, you got to do it a bit more like, you know, my moy. No. Meow. I can’t believe I’m doing this. This is so dumb. You convince me to do this. One more time. One more time. Never give up. What was it again? You do what you can. I I get what I do and I do what I can. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You’re right. You know what? You’re right. Never give up. Hi, Eliza. Meow. Meow. Meow. I can’t believe I did that. You made me do this for real. Wait, wait, wait. No, no. Don’t give up. I really think this could work. Try again. Maybe a little bit more cute. You know, my cat likes my cat likes cute things. You know, just like be a bit more, you know? You know, like meow meow. Fine. Yes. Can’t believe you’re making me do this. This is so stupid. You’re a hero. You can do it. Meow. Meow. Oh. Oh. Oh my god, my cat. I can’t believe it. You saved my cat. I can’t believe it either. Oh my god, it worked. Thank you so much. You really are a hero. And it’s all thanks to you. You did that. I can’t believe it. You know what? You’re pretty good. Come on. We have much more to do today. Follow me. Bye. Thank you. Bye-bye. I’m so happy. Wait, that’s not my cat. Oh no, looks like I’m having trouble crossing the street. If only a nice hero could help me out. Wow, would you look at that? Looks like we got ourselves another person in need of our help. It doesn’t have to be about bank robberies and beating up villains. Sometimes it’s just helping a nice lady cross the street at night. Let’s go. Hello, ma’am. Oh, Eugene. It’s you. Who? I thought you passed away 16 years ago. I don’t know who that is. Would you like to be helped to cross the street perhaps? It’s very late at night. I don’t want you to get hurt. What? Cross the street. What? Help you cross the street. No, I don’t need help saucing my meat. Let’s go. Let’s go together. Together. Yes. Let’s stay. Come on. You know, you look quite young for your age. Thank you. I I think so, too. Have you considered going for everything your education, young boy? Uh, no. I got a job already. I think I’m good. Oh, I think college suits you well. Uh maybe maybe one day. Ah I remember when Eugene went to college. Is that so? I hadn’t seen him for what it would be like 4 years. Ah that’s wonderful. And he came out with a degree. Great for Eugene. God bless his soul. Truly. I wish he was still here. Let’s cross. We’re in the middle of the street. Right. The what? The street. Let’s cross the street. Let’s go. You’re being rather pushy with me. I’m I apologize. I’m not trying to be pushy. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I If you want, I could carry you. Would you like to be carried? I don’t think a twink like you could do that. I’m sorry, young lad. That’s fine. Doesn’t matter. Look, look, look, ma’am. I Allow me to show you. Show me what? Allow me to show you. Okay. This is what you need to do. Okay. Okay. Hey, now there’s no need to be rude. Well, let me show you. Okay, be my guest like this. You don’t have to shout at me. It’s not that hard. And then you could do the same. Please go ahead. Oh, really? Now you you think you think I could do the same? Yes, I think you could do the same. I believe in you. What? Why’d you come back? Well, you didn’t specify. You You came back, so I came back. Well, I I came back to to to show you. Why did you do that? Let’s go. Let’s go. Okay. Hey, if you don’t think I have muscles, you should have been there for the last 3D. You’d have gotten the muscle guy. Oh, and if I was there, I would probably be across the street cuz I need to go to the grocery store. Don’t be like that. I would never have this kick to the restaurant. No. Uh, no. What do you mean no? Let her go right now. I’m not here on duty. I’m not going to back up now. Hey, you can what? You can stop right now. Otherwise, Otherwise, what? I’m going to beat you up. I’m going to beat you up and put you in jail. Let her go. I’m hostage. Hey, you can turn it around. Your life. That is. No. No. Not her. No. No. No. No. Please. I don’t want to go all the way back. You can turn your life around. It’s not too late. My life around? Yes. It’s not too late. The life of crime you’ve been living, I know it’s painful. It’s not easy. It actually is. It’s full of regret. I know because I used to be like you. It’s not too late. You understand my pain. I do understand. My life full of suffer. It can end now. It’s not too late. I don’t want to hurt grandma. I love grandma. I know. I don’t have to. You don’t have to hurt grandma. You can just let her go. Can just let her go. You think I can turn my life around. You’ll help me. I will help you. Okay. You just need to let go. That’s all you need to do. I trust you. I’m going to do that right away. Let her go. Sorry. What are you doing? Grandma. Sometimes things are not settled in diplomatic ways like we want. Okay. Um, so what we’re going to do is, um, you’re going to cut that last part. Um, and we’re going to make it seem like I beat him up, right? Is that okay? Yeah, it’s okay. All right. Okay. And go. Oh, wow. We saved the day today. Would you look at that? Well, we could just talk to criminals and try to convince them to turn their life around, or we could just beat them up. And I did thankfully because I was there. No need to thank me. Ah, and everybody clapped and cheered. Let’s just go. All right. something happened while the camera was off. I was assigned a very very important mission. So basically there is some civilians that got captured or something like that and we had to crawl in the air ducts to get here. But basically this place is super super guarded. So we have to be very very quiet because if we if we’re known by the enemy they might hurt the civilians. So this is a sneaky mission. All right, just follow me. All right, we just have to be very, very careful. All right, stop. There might be someone. Let’s be careful. Okay, follow me. We’re doing great. Lay down. That was close. Oh my god. Just You’re doing great. Just have to be quiet. Okay. This is a very important task. So being a hero is not all about being boom and just entering a place and fighting. It’s all about also keeping quiet. Okay, let’s go. Someone there. What? What the hell was that? Okay. That was close. Let’s take some distance between us and that guard. I’ll teach you a secret technique. It’s called YSD Wilson special technique. Basically, if you crawl on the ground, you’re harder to detect. All right, follow me. You know what? Forget it. Got that out. Let’s go. You’re doing great. All right, I will teach you another part of the YSD technique. Follow closely. This is very important. Follow me. You won’t see that coming. Nice. All right, keep that in mind. It’s very important. All right, follow me. Seems like a civilian got captured. There’s not much we can do. This car won’t move. That might be a problem. I don’t know if they’re in distress or not. They’re not screaming or anything. Are they safe? I need a hero. Okay, they’re in distress. If only someone could free me from these armed guards and and and could get me to, you know, like safety or something. Wow. Yeah, they’re definitely in distress. That doesn’t look good. Does it look like that guard’s going to move? What can we do? Do you have any ideas? Oh, I know. You’re going to be captured on purpose. What do you mean, no? Come on. I’ll free you after anyway. Like, it’s fine. Just go. You’ll be okay. Don’t worry about it. You’re doing great. Do you know who John is? Who? John Pork? Yes, I know who John Pork is. No, it’s actually John Shalant. No. How did you How did you get in here? Hey, what are you doing with that camera? You got Are you with the press or something? Get over here. Come this way and sit down. Stay. Hey, you. You got to help me. They They captured me and I I can’t leave. I’m not John Shalant. You silly goose. You thought we just let you walk through here like nothing? I don’t know what you were thinking, but either way, fine by me. Huh? Hey, you were supposed to save me, right? What the freak? What the freak was that? Yeah, what the hell was that? Well, I’ll be right back. Something needs my attention. Now, you guys stay right here like good captured civilians. And don’t think about freeing yourselves. All right. Oh. All right. I don’t think I’ll go anywhere. Don’t worry about me. Yeah. Good. That’s what I’d like to hear. Do you think someone will come and get us? I I hope they try something else. You’re You’re not alone here, right? Like there has to be some other person that’s like somewhere around here or something, you know, like like I don’t know, maybe like a sudden three-dimensional. Shh. Don’t be I’m here to free you. Don’t worry. Are you all right? Okay. I’m guessing you’re fine. Maybe, sir. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. All right. Yeah. Look at me. Um, Tori, just stay here a little little longer. Okay. I’m going to free you. All right. Oh, that’s really tight. What the hell? I think I got it. Ya, what are you doing? Oh, just pretend like you’re still tied up. I’ll be back. Stay right there. What the What the hell? What the hell? Get out of here. What is this guy doing? You You can’t just stay there. You got You got to save us, right? You got to You got to come save us. Come on. Please, please, please, please. Only guy. Only guy. Who’s free? Huh? What’s going on here? Oh, I was just practicing. If if I say something, you know, like if someone were to be like here to save me, maybe. Why would you practice something that’ll never happen? I I don’t know. I don’t have much to do here, tied up and captive and you know, unless you unless you want to play games. You if you tell me what happened, I’ll let you go. No, no, I’ll tell you what happened. Please, please, freebie. Free. I’m not talking to you right now. So, what about it? Hm. Will you tell me? Really? Go ahead then. What? Really? Why would you tell him that? I see what’s going on here. No, no, no, no, no. You thought I wouldn’t notice. You thought I’d fall for the banana peel slipping trick thing? Well, that that’s not what we were doing. I mean, you look like you’d trick me with a banana. Isn’t that right? No, not really. That’s not what we were planning. I mean, what? So, you’re telling me if I go over here and lift up this box, there’s going to be a man inside it. I mean, well, that No. Oh. Oh, okay then. I was just making sure. Oh, are you going to let us go now? I mean, well, you didn’t really tell me the truth, did you? So, I’m not going to let you go. Well, what about this? Wait a minute. What the hell? Wait a minute. Huh? Kept you waiting, huh? Mr. Bossman, you have two choices. You let them go or I beat you up. Which one will it be? Oh, you said we could already leave. What? I already said you could leave. Really? We We can go. We saved the day. Yeah, we did it. Tell you what, you guys want to go get ice cream together? I could go for some ice cream. Yummy. Really? Okay. All right. Let’s go then. Let’s go. Let’s go. Yay. Ice cream. Ice cream. All right. Today I will teach you about about combat. A villain has been seen around here causing trouble with a bomb or something. Now, this is the most interesting part because I’m sure you were excited to see this part of the training program. So, all right. Um, also don’t forget um um don’t miss any uh cool clips because if you miss the fighting uh we can’t retake that. So, make sure you get good shots. Okay, here we go. The villain, stop at the assistance. You’ve caused enough chaos as as it is. Surrender yourself right now. Huh? A hero has arrived to try and stop me. Wonderful. I’ve been getting quite bored, to be honest. Everyone is running away and no one has what it takes to face me until now. I hope. You really want me to fight you? You’re not going to make it really easy with that bomb. Oh, I assure you I will not use it against you. It wouldn’t be fun if I blew you up right away, would it? So, this is like a game to you. You only want a good fight. Oh, nothing would make me happier. What’s wrong with this guy? I can hear you. What? From all the way up here. Anyway, it doesn’t matter if you can hear me. Doesn’t matter at all. What if you come down here and say it to my face then? Yeah. All right. Fine. I’m I’m coming then. Uh, I I’ll make my way there. All right. I’m waiting. You don’t You don’t want this. I’m telling you. I’ll come down there. Well, go on. Do it then. Give me a a a minute really quick. Uh, listen. I don’t have all day. I have things to destroy. We’re supposed to have an insane fight scene and everyone is waiting on you to be the one to kick it off. But I don’t know, you guys. I think he’s actually going to blow me up. Oh, I assure you I’m not going to use the bomb against you. Yo, Wilson, what’s going on? Ace headquarter fighters needed backup. What backup? I don’t need backup. Who said I needed backup? Oh, little hero. Did you need your friends to help you? Shut up. No, I don’t need their help to take you down. Oh, okay. So, you don’t need our help. You think you’re strong enough to do this without our help now? Listen, it helped a little bit to heal that from No, I’m I’m happy you guys are here. Okay. It’s just I I thought I could take down a villain down by myself, you know. Brother, you barely got a cat out of a tree. I think you need all the help you can get. The gun took out their seat. Are you guys just here to roast me? Oh, no. Please go on. I’m really entertained by this. And And what’s this? You’re filming something? Oh. Oh. Oh. Uh, don’t don’t worry about that. That’s like the hero training program. It’s a long story. Oh, hello. Okay. Hey, don’t forget about me now. I’m still here causing chaos in the city. Don’t you notice all this chaos? Hey, hey, don’t worry. We’re We’re going to kick your butt so hard you don’t you won’t even return as a villain. I’m really scared. What are you going to do? Pull something from a Super Senti? No, we’re going to punch you really hard. You shouldn’t look down on us. You will remember the time crisis, but the end of your crime. Come then, heroes. Show me what you’ve got. Sliding kick. What the freak? He’s pretty good at dodging. How is he doing this? A level attacks. Even my big punch. Is that really all you can muster? Well, you can’t dodge forever. An even bigger punch should do it. Yeah. And is it that Zia, are you okay? I must say I am very disappointed. I really thought this would be somewhat of a challenge. What the hell? I don’t get it. What are we doing wrong? This is not how we normally do things. What happened? Trying to feel like something’s missing. Missing? What are we doing that’s missing? I I don’t understand. There’s no one over there. Who are you talking to? Oh, of course. That makes sense. it. No, for real. Who are you talking to? It’s such an important part of being a hero. Thank you. I feel like something’s wrong with Ven. Guys, it makes sense. We have to work as a team. Weren’t we doing that already? You didn’t really feel like we were coordinated. We can do so much better together. Let’s do this. I don’t think it’ll help you much, but you can always try. Let’s go, everyone. Take this. What’s wrong, villain? Feeling overwhelmed by our teamwork. I didn’t think people could work so well together. But will it truly be enough? Let’s not give him the appreciating to overwhelm us. We have to do an an attack all together. Really? You’re just going to say what we’re about to do next out loud? I don’t think he cares. Let’s strike him down together. I simply don’t care because it won’t do anything to me. Not because of anything to do with the plot. That would be stupid. Let’s strike him down together on go. 3 2 1 go. Ah. Ah. Not so strong now, are you? I mean, there’s three of you attacking me. Is it really so surprising to you? You were talking such a big game earlier, too. Well, then what more do you want from me? A villain. Of course, I’m going to be the one to torn you. You could have surrender or something. I don’t know. If I had surrendered, it would have made the show quite boring, wouldn’t it? You make a good point. It’s not exactly cinema if you just give up. Oh, I have definitely not given up just yet. Oh, you want to attack us some more? It’s not over yet, heroes. Oh god. Maybe he’s about to transform into a stronger version of himself. Or maybe he’s calling his friends to fight us. This is really suspicious. What do you think? What if have a special magic technique to swap buddies? I don’t know. It’s obvious. He’s going to teleport away. Huh? A bomb? Oh, yeah. That’s right. There’s a bomb about to blow up. What? A bomb? Wilson, you didn’t feel like remembering that he had a bomb with him? Yeah, but he said he wouldn’t use it against me. And you believed him? This bomber is about to go off at any moment now. You won’t have enough time to escape. I’ve won. And you’ll just blow up along with us. You just want to take us down with him. There it is. Okay. All right. Be careful. I know. Take it slow. I know. I’m I’m terrified. You’re trembling, Lucen. Would you not be? Chill out. I don’t think Ash taught us how to disarm a bomb. What do you mean? You’re an ex-hitman, aren’t you? You should know how to handle this kind of stuff. No, I I work with silencers and blades, you know, taking targets down discreetly. Zi, you’re a doctor. Surely, you know. What do you mean no? I I only study science and biology. But uh you you defeated hundreds of thousands of opponents. You would know about bombs, maybe. I mean, maybe a little, but I wasn’t the one doing the disarming. Sally, take it. What? What? No, you take it. Me? No, you. You. No. Why did you throw it back at me? You have it. No way. Here. You’re documenting these guys. Not necessarily. You take it back. Oh, come on. Surely you’re not thinking of keeping that in. This is not ridiculous. We’re going to die. We’re screwed. Hot potato. I mean, oh no, I’m scared. Hot potato. We’re actually going to die if you’re playing a game. It’s not a game. It’s not a game. It’s real life. Hot potato. Sorry, I’m nervous. I swear to God. I’m so nervous. I’m just trying to make jokes. I don’t know why. Here. The bomb. I think it stopped. Really? You You think so? Why would you think he stop? We did it. We saved everyone. What? You thought I would die like that? Of course not. We’ve come to our final hero training program section. What have you learned today? I’m sure it was a lot to take in all these things I showed you today. But I know you have what it takes to become a hero just like me. You did your homework, right? Well, speaking of which, you won’t be alone. You have many, many more people that will take the test along with you today. What’s up? Hero time. I thought I was already a hero. UK Wilson 3D. Everybody, let’s go. Wow, I’m tired. Come on. Where’s your [ __ ] Where’s your freaking pizzazz? I see that everyone is really, really excited to do this test, huh? No one wants to do this test. Get it. All right, let’s introduce ourselves. How about that? Yeah. They told me I could work out here, so yeah, I’m Claude. Yeah, squad. What the freak? Hey, I’m Zi. Yeah, Z. Hey, I’m Banta. Yeah. Or Sk Wilson. Wow. Hey, people know who I am. Hey guys, it’s me, Luca. Hey, it’s true. Yeah. I got I got to kill this guy. I’m going to kill him. No. No. Do not kill each other. The test has not begun yet. You can kill each other later. This is a hero test. What do you mean? Well, I’ll do whatever he says. We have today four tests to do together. Yes, we will be competing against each other. Four. Maybe sometimes we will even work together. But I won’t reveal how just yet. I love it when you keep me. All right, everyone. Are you ready? No. Yeah. No. Oh, that’s okay. We can’t wait for you. Shoot. You want to wait a little? Uh uh. I’m ready now. Let’s go. All right. Let us begin with our first test. Balance. Now, you might be wondering what you have to do. I have to get on Willy’s ball. No. Yes. But no, we have to balance. No. No. Yes. So, this ball right here. Oh, crack his grommet. It’s my life. All of you in a certain order will have to try to balance yourselves on top of this for as long as possible. Now, I know that there might be some people amongst you that are probably more confident than others to see who will be number one. However, there is a catch. Catch? Yes. What is it? It’s not gonna be that easy. You think I’m gonna let you just balance yourself forever? You let me do anything? Absolutely not. It will be shocking to reveal to you that I will be pressing this button right here. If I press it, you will get shocked. Oh my god. Like like Like no, not yet. Like my blow, right? Not like actually shocked, right? Oh my god. Venta, are you ready? I I think so. You think so? All right. Three, two, one, start. Go. Oh. Oh. Well, I got to say it’s quite impressive that you went on without me pressing the button. Man, that’s harder than it looks. Five almost six. Almost six whole seconds. That’s not bad. Six seconds. Almost 6 seconds. Okay, that’s a new personal record. We almost made it an entire vine. All right, player two. Yes. If you fall, you suck. If you fall. Yeah, I will. Three, two, one, start. Permission to bounce on it, sir. You fall, you suck. You fall. You suck. You fall. You suck. You fall. He’s holding. He’s barely touching the ground. Oh man, I’m starting I’m just starting to feel like I don’t even need the shot. 10 seconds. It was better than the other guy. What if I press it right now? What if I press it right now? At least you did better than me. Yeah, I feel pretty good. I got to bounce on it for 10 seconds and I’ve been looking forward to that for a long time. You Brent Simpson bounced. You did better than that. All right, get out of here. Hey, get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. 3 2 1 start. And he’s off. Yes, he do. Zie, how long do you think you were staying on that ball for? Bro was like, bro, was Bro was like, “Oh, bro, he’s easy. He’s easy. I do this back in France every single day all the time. Eiffel Tower and then he instantly dies. Z, you fell higher than the Eiffel Tower. How long do you think you were on that ball? Uh, probably 10 minutes. Yeah, you were close. All right. Three, two, one, start. Going to be on there like glue. She has a good technique going on. Balance balance. Balance. He’s got it. He’s got the for how long can he go around? There we go. It didn’t work. It was delayed. It was delayed. Oh my god. Well, that before you say anything, guess your time. What was your time? 15. No. Almost 22 seconds. You did 21. Oh, hero, hero, hero, hero, hero. He tanked it. I knew he could do it. He’s very symmetrical. Oh my god. Almost doubled the last person’s high score. That’s crazy. Three, two, one, start. Oh, okay. Wait, why do I feel like he’s good at this? Okay. Why not? This is bad. He’s got a technique. Hamburger cheeseburger Whopper. Hamburger, cheeseburger. Here I go. Pressing the button now. Hamburger, cheeseburger, hamburger, hot dog. The button has been pressed. Tanky. He’s tanking. He’s tanking it. He’s tanking it. Oh my god. He’s just tanking it. Look at that cold heart. He knows no fear. He knows no danger. He knows nothing. He doesn’t even know the English language or nothing. More power. One for all. howling. Oh my god, he’s seeking. He’s a beast. More power. He’s doing it for his friends. No, he has to keep fighting. Safe only. There’s no way. No way. He’s laughing. He’s crazy. The stream’s going to go forever. How is it not going to end? 5 minutes. Oh my god. Do you have any idea how long you were on this thing? No. Now, if I tell you it’s the best one yet, would you believe me? 5 minutes. Of course. What time do you think you got? Say at least a minute. You got 1 minute 10 seconds. Crazy. 1 minute 30. All right. Three, two, one, start. I’m going to die. What are you doing? All right, I’m about to press it. No. What the hell? No. Oh, look at the It feels so nice. Okay, Ultra Instinct. There’s no way. My My shoulders really sore. No way. How is he staying on? Oh my god. Z. Zatty. Zatty. Zatty. Zi. Zatt. That is incredible. Are you alive? Are you alive or is there somebody else? I’m dead. I’m dead. You know what? I don’t think you took number one, but I got to say your technique is the most impressive one. That that shock increase was crazy. Insane. Three, two, one. I’m not on it yet. Start. Get in a bowl. You suck. Get in a bowl. Shock him. Shock me. Sh. Three. Two. Do not count. No. No. No. I am not being shocked. Oh, Wilson. Wilson. Y you started the countdown before I even got on it. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I didn’t even get to be comfortable on the ball. Heroes has to be prepared for all What do you think your time was? What do you think your time was? 3 seconds. You was almost right. You got me. I even get shocked. I was supposed to be the comedic relief. Come on, Wilson. I can’t say I’m shocked. Oh, come on. Are the heroes doing well? It’s not funny. It’s just boy. It’s not big. It’s not clever. It’s not funny. I mean, go on. [ __ ] me. Wow. Well, it’s fine. I don’t care. And I’ll tell you all why, right, everyone? Why? Why that? Because this is not the only mini game we’re doing today. What? What? What’s this? Yes. Coming right up. Coming right up. Do it again. I wasn’t looking. All right, everyone. Welcome to the next the aiming test. In Night City, you can become aim accuracy. So, Today I will be testing your aiming skills by knocking down these cans. There’s 10 of them, I think. What? Actually, no, there’s not. The more cans you knock down, the more points you can make. Is that clear? I got a bucket of chicken. That’s very That’s very simple, right? Oh, wow. Would you look at that? Oh, look at that. That is a serious. Did you not have a ball prepared? Were you just hoping a magic ball out of nowhere? You’d be surprised what heroes can do. All right. All right. Veta, are you ready? You got one chance. I forgot to mention that. One ball, one chance. If you miss, you get zero points. All right. I’m going to do my best. Good luck. Got this. And not the L. Wait, chat. This is for you chat. Mrs. Chat chat on purpose. What was that on purpose? But do you want me to go count the cans really quick? I’m going to go count. Okay, I’m I’m counting. I’m counting. He’s frozen. Bro doesn’t even know. Uh let me see. Uh that is zero. I think that looks like zero knockouts. Honestly, I saw one of them move. This one goes out to everybody who won’t shut the [ __ ] up. misses. Take me on to the ball game. Okay. Remember the years of Koshian? No, just [ __ ] throw it. You guys take forever to throw a ball. Okay, now here we go. Ready, everyone? and go to the next test. Congratulations to I think it was Vox that I got six cans. Absolute cinema. Absolutely. I don’t want to be here anymore. Let’s go to the next test. Okay. The third test today is strength. Now, I don’t need to explain it, right? You just need to be strong. Yeah. All right. So, today we will be doing it in pairs. But what are we doing in pairs for? Well, you see these rocks everyone right here. Your job will be to bring each rock on this table. All right. Everyone ready? I think so. Three, two, one, start. The timer starts now. Both of them picking each rock. Oh god. Vent is a little bit ahead, but who knows? Go, go, go. You got this. Go Z. Come on Z. Go, go, go. You got this. Oh, look. How is he going to have space in between? And time for V. Don’t give a box. You’re competing against other people. Oh, he’s gone. That’s time. Time. You know what? That wasn’t so bad. Congratulations. You You’re I don’t want to do this. I know you’re a stronger man than I was actually. It’s kind of my forte. All right. Three, two, one, start. You got this, S. You got this. You can do it. Come on, buddy. You got this. You already got two. No one taking. Go. Nice. Oh, come on. You got it. She was making sure that the table down for now Luxium. Oh, it looks so It looks so heavy actually. No, he’s waving at Sally. This is a friendly competition. Sally is going backwards. He’s moon walking on you. I got you. I got you. What? What’s happening? Snitching. Wait, what? Whoa. What happened? He was trying to help you. What happened? This is for me. Oh, what happened? Oh, on top. Okay. Oh, no. It’s happening. I can’t believe it’s happening. Oh, god. What happened? Time. Huh? Let’s go. Yeah. Yeah. Great job. Nice. Three, two, one, start. Let’s go, Cloud. Oh my god. Let’s go, Cloud. God damn, Cloud. That is a man right there. That’s heavy. I never ran. My turn. He’s running. Going down. Damn. Oh. Oh, wow. She and time for Claude. Wow. And time. Oh, space. Makes space. Makes space. Makes space on top of it. Oh, time for Zetti as well. That’s That was good. That was a close. Not bad. All right, let’s start with the final group. Now, you might be thinking, the final one? There’s seven of us. Oh, how can there be another group? Oh, well, if Claude feels so confident, he might as well go again against me. Why are you so close for? We don’t have to be that close. Enjoy it by himself. Well, all right. Go. The devil disguises himself in the We’ll go to theress very soon. All right. Oh, man. Are you guys ready? It’s going to suck. Get ready, everybody. All right. Ready. 200 199 2 1 go. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. He’s got the moves. He’s got the moves. He’s up. He’s up. Oh, he’s going. Oh, freak. Brothers. Brothers up. Oh, he’s going. He’s going. Brothers. Claw’s running. He’s going. He’s not too far. He’s not too far. And Out of room. Oh, that’s a hustle. Something I didn’t do. Good game. That was close. Don’t worry. I’m actually surprised I did that well, honestly. Whoa. Uh, well, she’s not open. No, that h how do you feel about that lift, sir? I should feel pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, I feel pretty. Got that. Got that. Got that lift in. Got your pump. Your pump. That’s my workout for the year. The year? Yeah. Well, now that we got everyone’s scores, I think it’s time that we reveal everyone’s time. You were timing us. Yes, of course. This is a competition. It’s about time. I wonder what place. Right. Starting with Ventas time. 18.15 seconds. Oh, first place. Vent to first place. Then I don’t talk no bad. I’m pretty, you know, it’s the only thing I’m good for. So, okay, we need an intermission here. We need an inter wake up. See you up for the last mini game. You the final test. You’re finally awake. All right, everyone. Welcome to your final test. The final test today will be a teamwork test. Yeah, you can be strong, you can be fast, you can be you can be agile, you know, all these things. But being a hero also means that you need to be good at working with others. You’re not by yourself, except for me. All right. So today’s test is not that simple. Since we’re not technically an even number, one team will be divided in three. The other two will be in regular pairs. Yeah. All right. So, okay. Each team there will be one member that will be holding a spoon with a ball. Seems easy. Wait, there’s more. More balls. You will be blindfolded. The person holding the ball will be blindfolded and your teammate’s job is to guide you across this uh very well-made uh uh uh obstacle. Why? Don’t ask who got him. Don’t ask. This was here when I came here. In peace boulder over. All right, let’s get started, shall we? Let’s do it. Final test. I need a hero. All right, we’re going to spin you a couple times. I hope that’s okay. A little bit. Okay, one more time. One more time. One more time. Trust my instructions. Real 180. Turn around. 180. Turn around. Turn around. 180. Which way? Completely. Now step one. One forward. One foot forward. Okay. Okay. Now look to your left. Turn around. Left. Right. 90° left. 90° left. Okay. Now, just walk forward until I say stop. Walk forward, Zi. Keep going, Z. A little bit to your left. A little bit to the left. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. A little bit to the left. No. Turn a little bit to the left. Okay. More. More. More. More. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Just keep going. Just keep going. Just keep going. All right. Stop. All right. Now, one more. One more step. One more step. One more step. One more step. One more. One more. One more. Last one. Okay. Now, now look 90 degrees to your left again, daddy. To your left. Okay. Now turn. Turn. Now, now two steps. Two steps. Keep going. Just keep going. Two steps. Oh, now stop. Now 90° to your right. 90° to your right. And now just run. Just run. Just go. Just go. Just go. Done. Done. Done. We’re done. We’re done. Did I do it? Yeah. Yeah. You take it out. Take your blood off. goal. Oh my gosh. Wait, that’s pretty good. Wow. Damn, that was a good time as well. Oh sh All right, let’s spin you a little bit this way. One. Touch me. No. No. All right. Okay. Two. All right. Again. Again. Again. Keep spinning. Keep spinning. And every touch is lightning bolt survey. Okay, we start. What the? He’s writing his own fanfic. Are we good? Okay. Yeah. So, I want you to turn not fan real 190° non-fiction and not 80. Clockwise. Which direction? Clockwise. 190°. Okay. Did you just say 190°? Yeah. All right. Now, you’re going to take two step behind you. Three steps behind. Two. Like two steps. Three steps backwards. Backward. Okay, he’s done. Now you’re going to turn. Oh, skull. Wait, wait, wait. Stop. Stop. Two step. And now you turn on the left. Uh, 90°. Go forward two steps. Just trust him. Do it fast. Move on the left. Uh, give me I mean move on the left. Then I Well, anyway, go forward. Go for five step. Two, three, four, five. Okay. Okay. Stop. Now you’re going to turn uh 180° on your left. Huh? 180°. That’s backwards again, mate. You’re going to lift your left hand and do a dance step. All right. Now, you’re going to move for move backward five step. That’s the coro for actually stop. He’s actually he’s actually coro for head on the left 45°. He’s giving him the coro. The coro. Okay. Now, backward freestep. Two. Three. Okay, give me two more. Four. Oh god. Five. Stuff. Okay. You’re going to move on the right side 45° again. Okay. You’re going to move backward. Seven step. One. Wait. Two. He is walking backwards, so he can’t go back. Three. Don’t worry about this. Who the hell is that? Wait. Whoa. Oh, he’s watching. Whoa. What is this? Oh, get him. Go get him. What? Don’t push me. It was me. What? All right. All right. Wilson. Wilson. Walk forward. Walk forward. Walk forward. Okay. Okay. Stop. Little to the right. Little to the right. Little to the right. You’re going to You’re going to step. You’re going to turn to the right. Uh 20°. Turn your right. Go forward now. Turn to your right. I didn’t move. I did not move. I did not move. What is happening? Sorry. What the [ __ ] I did not move. I stayed still. I didn’t move. I’d like I I would like to go again. Actually, I did not realize that Willie was an obstacle. Well, you knew I was there. Listen, I I was walking backwards. There was a dude in front of me and then I was like, “All right, how do I get him out of my way?” Heavy dude. What can I say? You got a good grind on. When When the going gets tough, the going gets gay. And I do. Anyway, that’s all from me. Absolute Willie. I knew you was going to like it. I’m now for the final team. All right. Well, it’s our turn with Who the heck is this guy over here? It’s me, 3D boy. Hello. Sorry, I can’t tell when I I can’t see his eyes. Okay. M. So, you guys are going to help me, right? Yeah. Help you spin. Yeah. You and I got him. I got him. I got him. I’ll No. No. Oh. After after what he put me through. I can’t tell what the hell is going on. Well, we got to give you a spin first, right? Okay. You hear that? All right. We’re going to spin. Which way? It’s the winds of change. Okay. Just spin me already. Spin. Round. Round. He goes one. He’s going to jump. Round round he goes. Oh, the other round round he goes. Where though stopping? Nobody knows. Willy Willie, my boy, tell me who is Winnie. Not you. Not me. Not the poo. Okay, Ed, stop it already. It’s fine. I’m feeling dizzy already. Okay. What was that? What? All right. Help. Ready? Get ready and go. Go where? Go where? Start walking. Start walking. Okay. Yeah. Go. Go. Why you taking baby steps? What the [ __ ] Because I don’t know where I’m telling you to keep going. No, you’re facing us. Stop. You should look the other way. Yeah. Oh, one sec. I got to I got I got to get a phone call. Hello. Who’s this? These guys are supposed to help me. Which way? Which way you going? John pork. John pork pork. Trust me. Jump right now. Oh my god. Tim Cheese. Tim Cheese is after you. Get out of there. Get out of there. Where? Oh, not you. Sorry. Jump. Jump. Jump. Get out. Where do I go? Get out of there. Get out of there. You’re facing us. It’s the wrong I mean, I’ll tell you to stop this boulder. You’re doing well. You’re doing very well. Yeah, you’re doing good. You’re doing very well. All right. So, you have to leap over this boulder in front of you right now. Well, that’s devoid. There’s a boulder in front of me. A little more. A little more. Little more. Take the step. Take the step. No. No. He’s going to fall. He’s going to fall. He’s going to fall. And then you go on all fours. And then you twerk. No, I’m not. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Little box. What are you doing? You do have pull your pants back up. Oh, no. Open. Open your Open your legs wide. Wider. Wider. Wider. Wider. Wider. Wider. Other. Other foot. Other foot. Other foot. Other foot. Wider. Wider. I don’t box right in front of him right now. Why are you sucking it? I’m sucking it so good. Right foot to left foot. Get your ass away from him right now. Yes. That might just be what I need to shut up. That might just be what I need. This is the worst help in the world. I’m buzzing. This way. This way. This way. My voice. This way. This way. This way. This way. [ __ ] Thank you so much. To my voice. To my voice. This way. This way. This way. This way. This way. You guys are not helping me at all. Feed me. Feed me. Feed me. Feed me. Stop. Feed me. Feed me. Feed me. Feed me. Oh my god. Feed me. Feed me. Oh my god. Oh my god. Feed me. Stop. Stop. This is so low. This is me. What’s that? Feed me. Feed me. Feed me. Feed me. Remove that. Hampton. Feed me. Feed me. No box. Keep it in your pants, bro. Sorry. My third leg fell out. Oh my gosh. This can’t be on stream. Sorry. Sorry, Wilson ears. This can’t be on stream. Stream’s going to The VOD’s going to go away. in the wrong way. Wrong way is being goodbye. Goodbye and go. I was one v sixing. I don’t know. I I forget. There’s seven of us. Onev six. Genuinely. Yay. I still have the You dropped it. No, I didn’t. You dropped it. You have You have to know what to expect as a hero. Come on. Yeah, you dropped it. These guys are supposed to help me, by the way. Just so everyone knows. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And Zali had me doing the macarina. We can’t always win in life. Yay. Yay. All right, everyone. It’s been a long process. Demanding, I’m sure, in every category possible. Teamwork, strength. Uh we also did aiming and agility. And here we are. We have ourselves a winner. But who might that be? Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me. You think Shu. You think it’s you. Bro didn’t win. It’s fine. You are correct. Oh, it is not Shu. Oh, but with a whopping 38 points. 38. Wow. What was the scoring system? We have our winner today. 38. And that winner is none other than Claude Clark. He’s not He doesn’t even have like more like fraud claw. He doesn’t even have an outfit. That’s right. Stop the count. Well, Claude, I think you deserve a nice little prize for your efforts today. No. I present you I don’t want to marry Wilson anymore. He’s a [ __ ] their certificate that you’ve passed the hero training program, which means you can be a hero. Anybody can be a hero as long as they pass the tests, which you did. So that means I reward you with the hero certificate. Yes. Yes. Say yes. Good job. Congratulations. Awesome work. So, do I get paid or no? You don’t get paid. Oh. Oh. By the way, this is worthless. It’s literally crayon. I I actually photocopied this. It’s not legit. But it’s fine. Don’t hurt yourself. Stop. No. Stop. No. Don’t do it. But it looks cool. It’s okay. Don’t compare yourself to other. It cost me. He got it. Let’s go. I’m broke. I’m jobless. Ya. Why did you bring me here for? Yeah. What? Will. Yes. What do you mean you’re not jobless anymore? You’re a hero. No matter where you go, I’ll always be watching. Yeah. Good job. 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