{"id":793741,"date":"2014-07-02T22:16:04","date_gmt":"2014-07-02T22:16:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/anime\/793741\/"},"modified":"2014-07-02T22:16:04","modified_gmt":"2014-07-02T22:16:04","slug":"100-yo-mama-jokes-can-you-watch-them-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/anime\/793741\/","title":{"rendered":"100 Yo Mama Jokes &#8211; Can You Watch Them All?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  width=\"580\" height=\"385\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XG8b7WhANNA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<br \/>\nNEW FRANK THE COP PLUSH<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/yomamamerch.com<\/p>\n<p>Subscribe for all-new, weekly cartoons!<br \/>\n100 MORE YO MAMA JOKES \u25bahttp:\/\/bit.ly\/1ESTfrv<br \/>\nComplete list of jokes:<br \/>\n1. Yo mama so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund<br \/>\n2. Yo mama so fat when she dies in Call of Duty the player gets a five-person kill streak<br \/>\n3. Yo mama so ugly she makes One Direction go the other direction<br \/>\n4. Yo mama so hairy when she gave birth to you, you got carpet burn<br \/>\n5. Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke<br \/>\n6. Yo mama so short she hang glides on a Dorito<br \/>\n7. Yo mama so fat when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes<br \/>\n8. Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder said &#8220;I can&#8217;t fix that&#8221;<br \/>\n9. Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live<br \/>\n10. Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas<br \/>\n11. Yo mama so ugly when she looked out of her window she got arrested for mooning<br \/>\n12. Yo mama so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent<br \/>\n13. Yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out<br \/>\n14. Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack<br \/>\n15. Yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper<br \/>\n16. Yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night<br \/>\n17. Yo mama so fat she had to be baptized at SeaWorld<br \/>\n18. Yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer<br \/>\n19. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot took her picture<br \/>\n20. Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application<br \/>\n21. Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew<br \/>\n22. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry<br \/>\n23. Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to Heaven<br \/>\n24. Yo mama so short you can see her legs on her driver&#8217;s license<br \/>\n25. Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk<br \/>\n26. Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone<br \/>\n27. Yo mama so fat half of her is in a parallel universe<br \/>\n28. Yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker<br \/>\n29. Yo mama so old when I told her to act her age she died<br \/>\n30. Yo mama so short she broke her leg getting off the toilet<br \/>\n31. Yo mama so fat her splash attack does damage<br \/>\n32. Yo mama so ugly when the Kool-Aid man busted through her wall he said &#8220;Oh no!&#8221;<br \/>\n33. Yo mama so fat when she climbed into a monster truck it became a lowrider<br \/>\n34. Yo mama so stupid she yelled into an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail<br \/>\n35. Yo mama so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye<br \/>\n36. Yo mama so old she sat next to Moses in third grade<br \/>\n37. Yo mama so fat she doesn&#8217;t need internet, she&#8217;s already world wide<br \/>\n38. Yo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test<br \/>\n39. Yo mama so hairy she stars in Donkey Kong games<br \/>\n40. Yo mama so fat when she made a PS3 account the entire network crashed<br \/>\n41. Yo mama so ugly her reflection said &#8220;I quit&#8221;<br \/>\n42. Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck<br \/>\n43. Yo mama so stupid when she heard it was &#8220;chilly&#8221; outside she ran and got a bowl<br \/>\n44. Yo mama so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang<br \/>\n45. Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares<br \/>\n46. Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her<br \/>\n47. Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&#038;M factory for throwing out the W&#8217;s<br \/>\n48. Yo mama so ugly not even Goldfish crackers smile back<br \/>\n49. Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it&#8217;s still printing<br \/>\n50. Yo mama so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry<br \/>\n51. Yo mama so ugly when she played the Scary Maze game, the picture said &#8220;I quit!&#8221;<br \/>\n52. Yo mama so fat Stephen Hawking based his black hole theory on her asshole<br \/>\n53. Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the Trojan Man<br \/>\n54. Yo mama so short when she smokes weed she can&#8217;t even get high<br \/>\n55. Yo mama so fat when she sat on the iPod she made the iPad<br \/>\n56. Yo mama so poor she went to KFC to lick people&#8217;s fingers<br \/>\n57. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit<br \/>\n58. Yo mama so ugly the Forever Alone guy denied her friend request<br \/>\n59. Yo mama so hairy she has afros on her nipples<br \/>\n60. Yo mama so fat she&#8217;s a map on Call of Duty<br \/>\n61. Yo mama so fat when I pictured her in my head, she broke my neck<br \/>\n62. Yo mama so fat even Kirby can&#8217;t eat her<br \/>\n63. Yo mama so ugly at the strip club people pay her to keep her clothes on<br \/>\n64. Yo mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does<br \/>\n65. Yo mama so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death<br \/>\n66. Yo mama so ugly she&#8217;s the reason Sonic the Hedgehog runs fast<br \/>\n67. Yo mama so poor she chases after the garbage truck with a shopping list (Wreck-It Ralph)<br \/>\n68. Yo mama so stupid she threw water at the computer to put out a flame war<br \/>\n69. Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn&#8217;t explore her<br \/>\n70. Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie (Chewbacca)<br \/>\n71. Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, you missed the entire show (Breaking Bad)<br \/>\n72. Yo mama so short she committed suicide by jumping off the bed<br \/>\n&#8230;We&#8217;ve hit the description limit on YouTube and can&#8217;t fill in the rest of the jokes.<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/youtube.com\/yomama<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/facebook.com\/yomama<\/p>\n<p>INSTAGRAM: followyomama<\/p>\n<p>hitupyomama@gmail.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NEW FRANK THE COP PLUSH http:\/\/yomamamerch.com Subscribe for all-new, weekly cartoons! 100 MORE YO MAMA JOKES <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":793742,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[535563,15632,232,535577,416247,2219,53050,3735,5133,535576,64375,219883,535565,535569,535564,535568,535566,535567,535572,535573,535570,535571,535574,535575],"class_list":{"0":"post-793741","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-japanese-anime","8":"tag-100-yo-mama-jokes","9":"tag-animated","10":"tag-animation","11":"tag-best-jokes","12":"tag-birdie-wing-golf-girls-story","13":"tag-cartoon","14":"tag-cartoons","15":"tag-comedy","16":"tag-entertainment","17":"tag-funny-jokes","18":"tag-humor","19":"tag-jokes","20":"tag-yo-mama","21":"tag-yo-mama-five-nights-at-freddys","22":"tag-yo-mama-jokes","23":"tag-yo-mama-jokes-volume-1","24":"tag-yo-mama-volume-4","25":"tag-yo-mama-volume-5","26":"tag-yo-mamma","27":"tag-yo-mamma-jokes","28":"tag-yo-momma","29":"tag-yo-momma-jokes","30":"tag-your-mama","31":"tag-your-mama-jokes"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/anime\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/anime\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/anime\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/anime\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/anime\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=793741"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/anime\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793741\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/anime\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/793742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/anime\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=793741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/anime\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=793741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wacoca.com\/anime\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=793741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}