polyester and polyurethane talking like gen z/alpha for 5 minutes or so (dub)

Did you just let a ghost go scot-free? That’s like a huge no no. We’re officially in charge of this whole Dot and City scene and that’s on God. So it’s like we’re lowkey the new thing. New Jen Angels. Duh. It’s a written judgment. So like no hey but we’ll be taking those licenses of yours, please. Wa, good eye. Didn’t expect you two to be all sharp and [ __ ] Props. Honestly, for real. For real. You’re a gem. Thanks a bunch, Zatty. I’ll say it once more for the people in the back row. Basically hard facts. You guys just lost your right to exercise ghosts here. Be [ __ ] While you two are literally lounging around 24/7 and [ __ ] around, we entered a whole new era. You guys are all washed up now. So those weapons are not just giving boomer aesthetics. They’re totally useless now. You can at least try to look like real dead ass demons. Oh my god, I’m like dead. This is going to go viral. Okay, we’re off. Like who does overtime these days? We did our job. No cap. Got to have that work life balance idea. We’re out of our lives. It’s cringe, but such are the duties of a traditional angel. Shut up, boomer. That’s like so illegal. So, like, we’re lowkey going to report this to the pirates. Period. A bet. We’ll show you who the babies really are. I like can’t wait to teach these two mid- Angel idiots a lesson. Or more like three. This will be a total freeze. For real. For real. See you later, vampire. Hear that? Karens are going to caren. And again with the sussy gear, their cheating is off the charts. Shift’s over. Time to bounce. Low key feels like we’re about to kick it into high gear. Well, if you know, you know, right? And I know salty losers when I see him. Yeah, victory is so temptingly close. I can taste it. I like almost feel bad for him, but tbh, I think it’s just giving indigestion. What’s the attacking us on both sides? Wait, are they dead ass? [ __ ] you, Pelini. The thought of ever being as mean as them totally gives me the edge. No, absolutely not. Hard. Oh my god. [Music] Oh my god, we’re cooked. What the hell? Actually, no. My soul seems like we’re so good. Like I’m for real. Can’t even, bro. This cannot be happening. I mean, like, on God, we just took the fattest L. [Music] Did you feel that? Feels like it got extra all of a sudden. Bro, aren’t we like lowkey responsible here? No. Valid, but why all the weird accusations? Honestly, we’re just a couple of bros vibing just like you. We were lowkey planning to spend our day off in Casino City as well. I mean, isn’t that like a basic right? Oh, I love this song. For real? Honestly, the whole vibe doesn’t seem too awful. Yeah. Huh. I kind of [ __ ] with it. Come on now. We are totally besties. You’re giving such main character syndrome right now. Yay. Bro, not good. Let’s not blur work and personal life. Just don’t. That mindset’s kind of old school, if you ask me. Like, should we talk about setting boundaries? It’s the ghost alarm. Well, rise and grind, you know. 100 million score. I’m all about the easy heaven coins. Low key. Super thankful for this. Great work, [ __ ] Looks like no one’s home, bro. Huggers. Yay. Bro, this is too good. We killed it. Yay. Yay. Hey, that’s my [ __ ] This feels dangerously unhinged. What is the actual What’s with your outfit, bro? Um, what’s with yours? Yay. Nothing. We’re off duty, so like, it’s totally chill. Okay. Yeah, if anything, we’re in the mood for a serious dance off, [ __ ] We aren’t going to do anything to It’s the Twin Tweaks. Looks like we ced something important to the Cha, but like low key, it kind of looks like trash. Hey, that’s my dick. Oh, that’s a wrap for today. Time to bounce. Time to chill. Bye. Later, chat. I thought I heard some basic [ __ ] voice creating my ears. I was right. It’s the throat goats. Like, did you really think you’d get through heaven’s border with just some clout? Hey, it’s the bald bros. Isn’t it clocking to you? We’re here to help, so just let us cook. No cap, you raggedy [ __ ] But we’re already in transit now. This is lit as [ __ ] Yeah. Flex like this heavenly weapon is totally busted. Ah, gross. Boomer acting hype. I can’t like not going to lie, but that’s mad annoying. Please just stop. And these demons are ruining the vibes and sending Godfest into its flop era. These guys really didn’t understand the assignment, bro. The demons and the human literally just ghosted us for real. You’re so crack. Hell no. We ain’t taking that [ __ ] without some serious clapback, man. Oh man. I am so amped with all this hype. What is that [ __ ] Stray Cat? Bro, come on. That’s totally a dog. A cutie. Not dog. You good? I always wanted a dog with my own high key type [ __ ] It is dogfest after all. Maybe his highness will let us keep him. Yep. You look like an arrow, don’t you? Come on, arrow. Listen up, Mr. Illegal alien human. Like, hand the sisters over and no cap, we’ll lowkey just let you go. Uh, are we supposed to be shook or something? Lock in polyurethane. Bet these [ __ ] are dead. It’s giving total climax vibes. Father, permission to annihilate. Holy. No [ __ ] way.

these guys give me brainrot i -love- hate them so much.
Anime: NEW Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt

25 Comments

  1. Panty&stocking welcomed themselves back 14 years after and showed how to do a "fellow kids!" In-character without being cringe or unnatural

  2. That "what the helly" followed by "we're cooked" was biblically accurate. As a Gen Z myself i am the only one who can communicate with my sis's gen alpha kids

  3. Ghost stories and panty&stocking were blessed with the best english dub. Like hearing Gen Z/alpha be used in court and being effective

  4. This is the one depiction where it does not feel cringe but instead accurate (I talk like this on a daily basis with slightly less slang words) it’s just perfectly accurate

  5. I’m curious if the double boy strippers are actually asexual as a wild character detail

  6. The way they say still doesn't feel natural in the least, i don't cringe at it but it's a comparison of a turd with springles or without, i'd prefer not to, although tbf panty and stocking is know for this type of writing, but still this does go a bit too hard on gen zfying stuff, not awful but not great either, one of the best to even try tho

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