家の食卓で二郎系くらい厳しい父【アニメ】【コント】

I got out of the bath. 30 minutes is a long time. Please limit bath time to 20 minutes per person. The turnover rate for the bath needs to be increased. I don’t want to mess with the bath lot. Next up is DAIKI, followed by KOKI. DAIKI, please take a bath. Are you going to eat something now? Yes, thank you. That smells delicious. It’s peperoncino. How much do you eat? I choose the large size. It is not acceptable to order a large portion and then leave some food. Then I’d choose the regular amount. Even the regular portion is a lot, but can you eat it? Why is the amount so large when it’s a “normal amount”? For beginners, we recommend the small portion. Even the small portion is about the same as a medium portion at a regular restaurant. I choose the small portion. I’ll make it now so please sit back and wait. Are you frustrated? I choose the light flavor. I’ll ask you about the seasoning after I boil the noodles. Can’t you say that now? There are rules for that. After I boil the noodles I will ask, “Do you want garlic?” and you tell me. Are you imitating RAMEN JIRO? I have my steps. You imitate RAMEN JIRO, including the way he gives signals in the restaurant and the amount of noodles he serves. You don’t talk. It’s just like RAMEN JIRO. Do not imitate RAMEN JIRO’s unspoken rules. Please bring your own water. It’s just like RAMEN JIRO. If you have a problem please don’t come. Why did you become a scary person? He went to eat RAMEN JIRO for lunch today. He was influenced by RAMEN JIRO. Impersonating RAMEN JIRO at home is moral harassment. Do you disagree with my rules? This is not a complaint though… This is my procedure. Your first person pronoun is “MASHIMASHI”. DAIKI, your bath time is limited to 20 minutes. That’s RAMEN JIRO’s rule. 20 minutes? There’s no need to increase the bath turnover rate. It messes up the lot. “Lot” is not a word you’ll hear in your household. I don’t want to disturb the lot. I will protect the lot. Life is all about the lot. You want to say “lot.” RAMEN JIRO was apologizing for the lot. Please bring your own water. I don’t need water now. Is the red table a copy of RAMEN JIRO’s table? Why are you influenced by RAMEN JIRO? My cooking is not inspired by RAMEN JIRO. I don’t mean it in that sense. That word is only used at ramen restaurants. What is an inspired ramen restaurant? Make your own flavor. You are strict about JIRO-inspired ramen. Do you want garlic? I want a normal amount. I don’t add garlic by default. Are you sure you don’t add garlic? I find it troublesome to talk to you. Why doesn’t Peperoncino come with garlic by default? Do you put garlic? Garlic, vegetables, MASHIMASHI, spicy. I kept you waiting. I’ll enjoy having this. This is not delicious. You should not leave this. This is not delicious. You shouldn’t be strict. RAMEN JIRO has such a delicious taste that you’ll want to eat it even in a somber atmosphere. This is not delicious. This is oily, soy sauce flavored peperoncino. KOKI, you can study for up to 20 minutes. 20 minutes of study is not too tough. Don’t just study, but also do 20 minutes of exercise. That doesn’t mean everything has to be 20 minutes. You should exercise to make your body muscular and build up muscle. You shouldn’t talk about this like “MASHIMASHI veggies, lots of garlic.” You will be a great lot in the future. Do you know what “lot” means? It’s just like a “husband.” Thank you for the meal. I’ll be honest, this doesn’t taste good. I’ll speak from a pork bone base, but I’ll try harder. What does it mean to speak in a “pork bone base” manner? Please vacate your seat when you have finished eating. The next customer comes in. Lot, lot. I wanted to eat RAMEN JIRO. If you survived the rigorous practice run, you’ll be fine. Let’s all go to RAMEN JIRO tomorrow. I have a question for Mizuki from my pen name, TSUKUNE. What kind of snack do you sometimes crave? Anpanman chocolate. That’s correct.

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20 Comments

  1. 私は二郎系行っても食べ方とか変えない。そんなん言われても知るかって感じ。

  2. 20分ルールは二郎系ではなく、二郎のルールです。
    インスパイア系まで巻き込まないであげてください。

  3. 二郎はともかく二郎系で接客動画みたい(よりも下)なところなんて今まで一店ぐらいしかなかったなぁ

  4. 近所の二郎系家族連れで来てるのも何度か見かけてほのぼのとしてたから、お店・店員次第かなという気がする

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