BLINDPLAY: RESIDENT EVIL 8: VILLAGE【 FULL GAME 】videovomit 【2023】
[Music] oh welcome to resident
evil 8 village oh bonus lame store nah standard okay i have not
played this i haven’t even played this [Music] long ago don’t listen to that listen to
me with her mother to pick bones for her father who was hard at work but the forest greeted
them with a dark cold silence the bushes empty yet determined to find the berries the rasco
broke free from mother’s grasp and vanished into the trees mother’s worried cries faded
fast as the girl ran on over vine and under branch and into the forest deep feeling strange
eyes upon her the girl recalled mother’s scary bedtime tales and her throat became bone dry
then the why can’t i adjust the volume while bats are on the screen come child quench your
thirst wait what he produced she drank the thick dark blood he produced a thick quencher
passing into the grave menacing storm clouds loomed and the air turned bitingly cold the
girl was shivering in her thin clothes then a dark weaver appeared and with a clip of his
fingers cracked he produced a thick quencher beautiful the girl drank deep child warm yourself
he coaxed so she clothed herself and smiled with joy across waters deep and ominous fish hoping a
boat she found would carry her home but hunger’s grip tightened and her heart grew heavy
then the fish king appeared and offered one of his many fins come child eat your fill
so the girl ate and smiled with joy once more she keeps eating like waste body waste soon
entered the forest dark heart then an iron ste appeared bearing a beautiful golden gear the
creature said nothing as the girl approached and snatched what she thought was another gift oh
the gear wasn’t good the horse grew angry and summoned the other monsters it wasn’t a good gear
terror filled the girl’s heart as a wild wind rose around the beast whoa suddenly a witch appeared
all the animals were actually a woman instead why well you can’t you took that horse’s
gear dude gifts we gave but more you took she snarled so more in turn is due
in a blink the girl was baby mirror uh there uh she’s asleep what is with the creepy
story she’s only 6 months old he closed the book the woman at the store said it was traditional
a local tale besides rose doesn’t seem to mind because she doesn’t understand it thank god we
moved here so that she wouldn’t have to deal with any of that remember i don’t like me at all
you’re just being paranoid it’s not never mind i’m sorry but i’m not paranoid i’m just cautious
then go cautiously take your daughter to bed i’ll finish dinner mia’s always saying “look
at the texture on our daughter’s head.” it’s okay rose your mother doesn’t
want to remember it i can’t blame her can i look down at my baby did you
say something nothing i’ll put her down i can see my mouse for one second wait i
can see the mouse on the screen we can’t sprint with our baby okay hi everybody
welcome back we did the settings um look at the small baby’s finger why can’t
i sprint or parkour while i’m holding my child what’s on the table here big
bowl of ketchup dip my baby’s head in it mia you’ve created a barrier
with the wine our wine cart don’t get too close to me when i’m cooking
babe i feel that the one thing me and me actually agree on when i’m in the kitchen it’s
it’s cooking time what are you doing mister i keep dipping our child in in food stuff
you hungry no maybe later then she said yes you saw it wait out of bounds chat
hold on this is important what do you mean i will never get over the
mod that puts chris’s face over the babies it’s fully animated i
have seen that we got more ketchup over here mia makes everything by
hand so this stuff keeps piling up [Laughter] oh wipe you want a wipe took forever to pick
these wipes i’m glad like nothing in that story book remotely will ever happen
hey mia look i walked around in a big circle he’s going to grow up beautiful oh what’s going on they’re there
it’s like i said to your mom that book’s too scary for you she’s he’s
dragging he’s dragging rose into their [ __ ] it’s like i said mommy
just doesn’t understand anything mia’s medication she’s been on a strict
regimen ever since the incident i’m wearing a coat i’m wearing a coat in like my own house almost there honey almost there honey
come on honey i want a mod that replaces him with jojack from king of the hill come
on honey rose is closed for tomorrow you want to watch youtube videos wait a second
wait is this background him holding the baby hang on we’re going to answer emails me and i had
another me and i had another fight i accidentally mentioned what happened 3 years ago and she blew
up at me we finally settled down our new life in europe and i can bring up rose properly but i
still feel like a part of me is trapped in that hell hole back in louisiana i know mia doesn’t
like to talk about it but can we really just forget everything and pretend it didn’t happen
shouldn’t we face what happened there so we can live our lives with rose without it hanging over
our heads we owe her that much at least i know mia knows this too she wouldn’t have exploded
like that at the hospital if she didn’t care you want a monkey look well hi there little rose what if rose just looked
right at you and went cringe can’t keep your mother waiting she’s
scary when she’s angry wait can we kick this all the way down does it does
it despawn you kick this at rose at uh mia you think it will make it you
think it has like a bounding box i thought it just despawned hang on
rose i’m doing like important stuff where’s that ball chris redfield’s just outside
waiting with a gun what’s he doing he does this every night go down the stairs go down
the stairs what the [ __ ] hey him and a a firing squad all right let’s put this thing in there
there you go sweetheart don’t you worry i’ll be right downstairs daddy won’t
let those weird fairy tale monsters get you what oh my god i can kick the ball way
better that was a a baby in my arm rose just hears my
footsteps come on go down the stairs yes this is the first 20 minutes
of the vod i know it’s it’s him kicking a ball i want to see a go down the [ __ ] stair what was that did you see that rose
there’s like a phantom mia is she okay sleeping like a well like a baby that smells
good what’s that oh hands off mister it’s cha de lagum it’s a local recipe wow you’ve gone
full native haven’t you local wine too but if you’re going to keep sulking all evening maybe
you shouldn’t have any you really have to stop worrying it’s just finding you in louisiana
the pregnancy chris moving us here military training it all happened so fast you know well
at least we’re all together you me rose now everything’s going to be seriously think
we can just forget about what happened in louisiana it happened so long ago i
just i don’t understand why you are so [Laughter] mia get down oh my god she looked inconvenient does she wait
okay so what i what i do know about this scam is everyone’s mold is me a mold why
did she just look inconvenienced by the shot chris is like “come on ethan
chris what the hell?” sorry ethan what chris what’s your problem [ __ ] relax looking at chris from resident evil 1
to chris now is just like really funny go move go on get rose what the hell you doing
with my daughter package secure sir take him away i said get your hands off her ethan no no you’re a mold man where am i going oh where am i going we’re taking you to london
we’re taking you to brazil oh calling hey doc hello mr winters i’ve
got your daughter’s results back and i’d like you to come in to talk about them how
about next thursday 4:00 no problem we’ll be there she’s she sounds like sadler that was
the doc she’ll see us next week mr kennedy hey now think positively all right we talked
about this i know we hardly talk about anything else i i keep telling you it’s not rose that i’m
worried about well then what are you worried about look she’s going to be fine i just know it what
else matters this actually really nice they let you look around but then if i leave matter my
hand off the mouse it centers back slowly what are you talking about is there something
you’re not telling me come on talk to me damn it work to take this work [Music] [Music] [Music] jesus where are we dude about damn time what’s your status is
the package safe what are you talking about who is chris redfield and
rose who is this this is a secure channel [ __ ] what the hell happened here oh yeah eliminate target recover
body secure rosemary and ethan move the two winterers to sight c for further
investigations at least two transport officers to accompany them it’s useless
all right so what happened van went off the road cool setup i like that they let me play with the ball where were we driving
on is there a road nearby i know this game also has a third person
mode i’d be interested to check that out teach me how to crouch i
don’t want that to be [Music] crouch whoa whoa whoa relax [ __ ] relax jesus what else is control oh no
no no this can be c i don’t know i’ll probably just go in the menu and
use uh recovery items right way better oh i know okay i’ve seen the memes where
his hand just gets [ __ ] up the entire thing poor [Music] athan poor aan so i haven’t really played a lot of modern
resident evil um well okay i played a bit 07 um but lately i’ve been doing a lot of retro
resident evils like if you’re watching the bot of this i just played resident evil 3 and
then resident evil remake no that’s not true i played resident evil 4 remake before that whoa
that was cool uh i okay i did play a little of seven i got up to without spoiling it i played
the second boss the woman in the old [Music] house um i don’t know i couldn’t really get into
seven i’d be interested to give it another try but yeah um and from what i know about this
game they they kind of got like goofy with it but that’s okay that’s that’s fun what is that
a bowl in a house what’s that a bowl in a little house it’s [ __ ] dark in there
i also don’t play a lot of games full screen so i wonder how
many things i’m going to miss i usually prefer little windows [Music] i i made the darkness settings um very
true to what they’re supposed to be too so mat mouse well i guess i what am i saying i i don’t
play modern resident evil i just played resident evil 3 make and resident evil 4 and i
played a little bit of resident evil 2 make with uh katie i don’t know what i’m talking
about i guess i guess i never really stepped my foot into the first person ones
that much except a really long time ago so i was very interested in this one oh wait
adjust position oh okay oh how do i rotate oh something so something’s
upstairs it’s [ __ ] dark my dude what’s at all this wait it’s daytime now what how long was i in that basement
for um a lot of my friends said this is a downgrade from re7 but personally this one
is easier to stomach than the seventh one um i from what i know of this game is where
it gets like i i know it gets goofy like talking dolls and just just goofy stuff
like that but i don’t mind that as long as i don’t know as long as the
game is solid get as goofy as you want get silly with it where the hell am i i don’t know i don’t know resident evil
resident evil has always been kind of silly this is [ __ ] beautiful cool oh they brought back um resident evil 1 stuff garlic did i just see my feet boy maybe it’s [ __ ] dark maybe they did this an easy to pick lock i
made it dark on purpose but i’m worried i’m going to like miss
stuff supplies and collectibles and stuff is that whiskey orange juice gets horribly
dark i promise you you will hate it at times really it really is a village ooh place i grew up
had these what happened and they were pretty cool long island locked due to missing homeowner oh it’s dark dude okay
i’m actually going to boost it just a little i feel like that’s
better wow dude it’s really pretty knife he cuts his own hand i know that his
hand takes so much abuse in this game herbal medicine oh i remember the knife in the
seventh game it was so fun just slapping everything it would leave
like little marks and stuff no it was an axe that’s right and it would like
stick and stuff for like a second it was really satisfying i don’t need that okay no no friendly friendly who are you who sent
you nobody there was an accident down the road what’s going on watch out oh no they’re coming who is what the hell was that you have a gun what please
tell me i have a gun no why would i take it take it sweet hey are you listening hey look what you did what the someone with a hind
ketchup bottle just squeezing it dead body wait there’s more does aiming feel good pretty good jesus christ what the hell is wrong with this place he breathing the hand abuse hand
abuse look at [Applause] it god damn [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that [Applause] that’s cool dick dick dick knife eats own fingers he don’t like gun he don’t like gun
on him can i strafe can i like what the hell that was actually really
fun in resident evil 3 uh remake ooh my [Music] finger did they fix
that did they fix that thing where you can look out look how small i am
compared to the fern forced [Music] perspective i’m smaller than a bin snow soup a bowl look how big that bowl looks want
to know something scuffed how many people do you think have designed an npc or dead body
after someone they hated ooh probably probably many colors i heard the collector’s edition came with a gummy
version of ethan’s hand that you could eat at home turn that [ __ ] off oh really is there someone outside hello uh okay let’s see the people i want to see the people that had nothing to do
with the werewolves that was just uh that was just poor craftsmanship
got to take it easy on those stairs ow okay we got a crafting system we got guns what do i do here ah i like the werewolves i think this would be a a
different game if this was just zombies again oh they don’t give you
a lot of uh ammo in your clip clip uh where to go so how good
is this blocking i got 290 le over [Applause] you did leave marks any survivors out there come to louisa’s house
near the fields oh you can stab get out of there his [ __ ] forehand [Music] what what what yeah i want to
see how effective the guard is [Applause] damn it okay you still get you still get damage but looks like it just doesn’t
bring you into the animation that uh is blocking op shogun okay okay barricade the door i got skull chewing tobacco let’s go you don’t need a ladder if you’re brave rusted
scrap [ __ ] i was trying to advance the text why are these fl these flower bags don’t have
uh texture detail they don’t have shadows whoa this is crazy why do you have a weapon oh god try shotgun i got to be careful about uh advancing the text i guess i don’t want to accidentally
shoot my shoot my gun uh let’s go up here do i need a first aid we’re breaking
anks who’s shooting arrows the survivors i blocked i’m also extremely low health dude i blocked that [Music] whoa we’re all the way back here fair enough
death has consequence i like that is it over resident evil 1 death was
all about consequence [Applause] [Applause] that okay damn it there was more stuff in here wasn’t there yeah there’s something on top
of the flower it’s full of flour i want to go in here hey hey hey i like the werewolves how do i get in [Applause] there ah didn’t i get in here a different
way ooh wait wasn’t i okay no i was like wasn’t i able to go upstairs uh
let’s just go let’s just go let’s just go this is really actually quite cool as an intro oi unfazed cool hey okay let’s restore health hey yo i want
200 lei uh we’re going where do we go oh [ __ ] there really is no end to them i can picture an achievement kill all
the lyan thropes here a crystal skull what the hell uh where do we go oh
we’ve been here oh wait uh-oh dead end that sounds like a big boy where’s the
big boy oh excuse me i know i know what’s that [ __ ] locked lord jesus oh we’re out of
ammo block hell yeah no rust and scrap let’s go yeah scent with the follow dude thank you how are you today open lock to the
other side no this is useless having this out ow all right all right hang on i’m just finding my little old way just trying
to find my little old way uh heal i don’t got no i don’t got nothing
oh my god yeah make one of those crafter i got an achievement achievement
unlocked crafter uhoh i locked that where do i go though where am i supposed
to go up here that seems scripted okay that seems scripted right
okay i think i think we’re good i don’t think this just happens to you
someone’s so long gay bowser as you into the river hey oh they’re bad guys [Music] [Applause] okay oh he’s cool heat heat [Applause] [Applause] huh huh what’s up [Music] [Music] wait guys a werewolf vtuber
named like and subscribe how about that i’m going to follow that old lady in life and in death we give glory uh hello photo
mode wait is that going to skip the cut scene you shouldn’t be out here it’s not safe what the hell
hey can you hear me it’s you the child’s father child hey wait do you mean rose
is she here rose rose yes she is in great danger since mother miranda
brought her to the village we have fallen into look how far facial like what
are you talking about moap has come castle bell heralds danger they’re coming no
wait where’s rose who’s mother miranda the bell tolls for us all they’re coming
again she just casually locks you in rose is here that’s the game dev saying
go you got to go this way go this way i ain’t no jesus [Music] v is view map i thought m was view
map m you can hit whatever key you want to look at the map ceremony
site oh it’s yellow i’m instantly drawn to it castle demetrescu
i i hope i’m saying that right ah goat goatish weapons wait wait wait okay
need some kind of other item okay no it don’t ethan just pull it it’s rope unless is it like
super heavy just pull it you video game character i have a feeling we’re going to see this area a lot um hang on i’m just going
to run to the rest room really quick no okay i tried to make
a note to myself to turn the game audio back on so i’ll cut back here
hello basically what i talked about was uh that i knew these guys i don’t know their names
but that must be mother miranda and i know that guy that won’t fit in there no way [Music] okay that man the one in the photo
is voiced by the same man that voices estarion in balders’s gate 3 hey yo
whoa what’s this with the title menu gunpowder oh i saw gunpowder i actually learned recently that the uh crafting stuff was actually in old resident
evils recently i thought it was like a new thing god cuz um playing seven playing the
demo for seven was like a huge thing in um for me and my friend group and recording it we weren’t streaming at this time
but we were recording it for youtube that was before i knew how to like trim
the fat of recordings though so everything’s like hours long no one no one would watch
that hey block nice space to push the enemy away wait what wait after a su yeah after
a successful block you can push the enemy away all right block push nice oh that’s
cool that’s really satisfying [Applause] a i tried to [Applause] block go on then can you only do it with a gun out
what’s the what’s the requirements for a push just trying to get the field down if this had like perfect perfect parry
moments that would be really cool actually can you only do it
with a gun equipped there we go chem fluid i don’t want to use all that
um res i don’t want to use all those resources this is a survival horror game after
all okay we got a typewriter wait how do i scroll the whoa you hold middle mouse button to
scroll look all the icons are like sliding around uh we got a lock that looks like
that a different lock that looks like that a mechanical door and a lock
pick wait there was an easy to open drawer back there so how would i
get there okay through this gate oh blocked off maybe we can’t get it
right now uh i don’t huh i don’t know where an alternate way is without unlocking
those gates unless we can go through this house i don’t know okay anyway it’s kind of pushing
me towards that uh towards that corn field did i go this way or this way this way yeah yeah yeah one powder where are you going oh that’s
cool they force you into the cornfield with double [Music] wolves i i keep saying
cornfield it’s literally just a grassy field hello can i go in here ow i’ll take the hit nope can’t go in there oh the door sure can
please please what are you doing here why’d you leave the door just unlocked please
don’t hurt us whoa it’s okay i’m not going to hurt you i’m just glad to see normal people at
last have you seen any other survivors no they’re all in louisa’s house and she’s not answering
and the gate is locked quiet girl is an outsider oh [ __ ] we’re sitting ducks in here can
your old man walk no one of the monsters cut him he’s lost a lot of blood we have
to get into louisa’s house sh quiet there must be a way inside stay here be quiet
don’t move until i get those gates open do you not need your knife
to break boxes now that’d be cool what’s that whoa okay they put an item here
cuz i didn’t i didn’t know i could walk up there okay what about this need to get those two inside uh what is wait the other maiden
crest isn’t there’s two maiden crest come on it’s clear hurry hurry took your damn time you’re welcome dude it took less than 30 seconds what
are you talking about i saw you playing with the gunpowder i’m sorry we’ll be
safe in here won’t we safer here than out there that’s for sure hey do you know
anything about what’s going on around here it doesn’t make any sense mother miranda
has always protected us nobody’s answer father help me we have to get inside hello anybody home does that actually work
maybe a familiar voice louisa open up it’s me elena what the [ __ ] stop shouting you’ll
draw the monsters julian calm down who’s this a friend stay back father for god’s sake
julian let us in no no they’ll smell the blood you’ll endanger us all my father will
die out here but that’s not my problem what’s going on these people want to let a dying
man into our home come now these people are our friends go on go inside come now
this way you’re not from this village uh no i’m ethan julian go make yourself
useful and check the grounds i said go well if elena trusts you then so do i come inside ethan wait here i’ll check on the others where’s that dude louisa they broke in again got more
of the livestock i don’t think we’ll make it through the winter at this rate ernest is still missing too we can’t find him
anywhere has mother miranda abandoned us oh [ __ ] okay just straight up turn pages and stuff this way any clues okay wait what’s the practicality of this
house all right so this is like the entrance way you got a sitting room you got like
the fireplace okay then a long hallway come inside the others are waiting this is like the living room what the [ __ ]
is this outsiders you’re going to get us all killed anton he helped leonardo and elena we were
doing fine by ourselves please ethan take a seat is this all that’s left from your entire
village all that’s left all that’s left there is no one left a worthless invalid a
stupid whailing [ __ ] and you you drag a bloody man and an outsider in here like
it’s nothing and expect to be all safe there is no safe every sorry bastard
out there has been ripped in half but tomorrow tomorrow we’ll all be
dead just like her damn husband put a sock in it roxanna that’s enough
this house has protected my family for generations and drunk or not drama
you are all welcome and safe in here whatever can someone please tell me what
the hell is going on here we don’t know one day we were a quiet devout village and
the next the monsters came and attacked us and they they kept coming wait louisa
where is your husband did they no no he he is out there somewhere he he he went
to get help yes yes that’s that’s it he he went to fetch help let us pray for
him for all of us good idea come gather great ones hear our voice together
as one in reverence we call on thee within the endless dark to deliver us
into faith’s hands as the midnight moon you don’t get you don’t get to pray
so we make our sacrifice and await the light at the end in life and in
death we give you glory mother miranda now the tea should be ready come help me elena
please that prayer i’ve heard it before there was an old woman near the graveyard you mean
the hag dumb [ __ ] is crazy as a bag of rats there is wisdom in her devotion though and i
hope it protected her as it shall protect us [ __ ] are you doing leonardo
what’s wrong are you okay no father elena no stay back no let me go [Applause] we have to go don’t you have guns and stuff yeah here we go
i don’t i think it’s a waste of ammo oh maybe not why is this dude more powerful than okay elena i said no oh my god i’m so sorry father hey hey that wasn’t
your father anymore you did the right thing [Applause] elena elena no there’s nothing you
can do papa this entire place is collapsing you couldn’t save him he was already gone
leave me alone no we’re getting out of here together i got to get out of here ethan up here all the coffee in the world
and it’s still i’m still sleepy ooh you always keep
money under the sink dude chucking him out yeah little peppers gibos gibos wait a minute i’ve seen
that asset before but scaled way up if we could just get through this
wall uh it’s on fire and stuff do we get like an axe that’d be cool is the axe in here do you have an axe in the car ah oh we be needing a key poor lady not an axe but a car uh car
key was kind of the right idea um where’s that staircase at can we go up there
oh i thought he was climbing up for a sec uh okay hey got a truck key i don’t i don’t want to
do this i just want to just want to get out get out how do you get back very nice key there
how do i get out escape why doesn’t escape work okay i didn’t okay i’m just dumb maybe because if they let you back out of that
you would never check that key again okay that’s fair uh okay what do
we use a screwdriver for we we still have the key correct yeah and a screwdriver that
was on the key ring the fire’s moving fast what do we use the screwdriver for what are you thinking step
back we can bust out with this [Applause] i wonder if my settings are making it uh so the
mirror the rear view is like all foggy like that wait what ethan are you she
picked the car back up fine let me back up again the fire there isn’t any time this is crazy where to go but up oh okay grab on hurry let’s move that was clever don’t worry
and try not to breathe in the smoke i know thank you ethan you’re kind what’s up i hope
your family is safe i do too once we get out of here maybe you’ll get to meet them i
don’t know about all that come on it’ll hold there that’s our way out thank god
something’s going to happen from here to there the village is still full of monsters
we can’t fight them there’s too many hey hey don’t talk like that we’ll find a safe
house what are you doing go my hunch is she’s in that old castle we’re talking
about hunches place is full of nothing but blood and death and i don’t want to be
alone while you’re father elena don’t this place is full of better stuff not anymore
he said my name father wait it’s not safe that’s my hunch over there stay there come on give me your hand ethan go save your daughter elena
don’t give up a reach for me god damn why is everyone dying on me this is this is just too much [Music] i just don’t get it this place is going mad ethan stop it like
why the [ __ ] is this happening again [ __ ] you can’t just say that you can’t just make
your character say how they feel that makes me angry demon crest who’s there stop mother miranda
hey is that her i didn’t know you get to see her who was what was
that what the what the hell she gone hey big bell it’s that hag death yes death has visited
them all [Laughter] oh look at that little skull look at them all right thank you uh okay we got
a screwdriver right do we still have that no we got a demon and a maidon
crest we got two crests there was a door with two yeah two thingies maybe
they’re uh maybe they’ll take a liking to some crests on this day no uh okay
where where would the game want me to go come powder where let’s go i don’t want to do that that’d be such a
bad idea i wonder if i could break those down okay so she’s here maybe we put the demon
crest where the maiden crest was no uh okay ah okay ah yes of course oh we get
to spin oh i love a good spinner what ethan they don’t set they’ve got the goat shield too
and that’s the maidon right wait is she holding the goat shield
she is right yeah her little hand oh [ __ ] resident evil 4 makes me want to
shoot the crows guess maybe they’ll have treats hey i mean i’ll say what i want about
the yellow paint splattered carelessly on everything but i mean that that did
just work i wouldn’t have done that if that was like a a tan rope or something
was that trying to lead me somewhere wait a second hold on this this
grand entrance with a bridge and everything i guess it’s not the
main entrance of the castle right it’s just kind of a tunnel to the
main entrance okay never you mind yeah this might be just like a side
entrance to like the wine celler or something apples what are those dude
they look so gross they look [ __ ] nasty like this is this is i feel
excessive with yellow duct tape well well i don’t think anyone was left you must be pretty tough huh who the [ __ ] are you
oh you’re not local even better [Music] mother miranda is going to love you high school a metal man wait you’re whining we’re almost there [Music] the man is of no real use to anyone else
and my daughters do so love entertaining foreigners furthermore i can assure you that
if you entrust the mortal to have a task my daughters and i will deliver away ugly if i
want to see he’s away shut the [ __ ] up what who voices her where you go around with it in
private where’s the fun in that give them to me and i’ll put on a show that everybody can enjoy
so go what do we care for bread and circuses the man’s suffering is assured yak yak is a man’s
dick is cut off in the castle blah blah blah i’ve heard all your arguments some of you
were less persuasive than others but i’ve made my decision heisenberg the man’s fate is
in your hands mother miranda i must protest heisenberg is but a child and his devotion to
you is questionable give the mortal to me and i will ensure he is ready shut your damp and
don’t be a sore loser you’ll find your food somewhere else quiet now child adults are
talking i’m the child you’re the one who’s arguing with miranda’s decision i wouldn’t
know responsibility if it was well oh king glory one day your head might actually
fit your ego i don’t i get a saying in this silence my decision is final there will
be no remember from whence you came thank you lychans and gentlemen we thank you
for winning and now let the games begin let’s see ethan juice get ready 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 this is fun i’m just having fun jesus christ that’s right
jesus christ for your life okay is this fake uh is this fake tension i’m
sure they’ll they’ll probably kill you yeah oh my god is there anything i can do very nice even scramble so if you do go into photo mode
how do they block out ethan’s face or can you free cam you’re still alive in [ __ ] [Applause] uh can i come out [Applause] [ __ ] my word you truly are as strong as they
say i didn’t do nothing you didn’t think i’d let you get away why what’s up i want this
entertained so now i wanted to open it come on listen i was like that’s a cool picture the four
lords of the village this guy this guy her and her jesus christ heisenberg that’s right
run for your life lady deatrescu fish boy and the doll since i’ve already seen this i oh okay [Applause] [ __ ] i thought it was like free can okay i’m
going to try to open that [ __ ] box this time you really are as strong as they should oh
there’s two boxes what oh you didn’t think i’d let you get away open it got to keep it
entertained so now it’s time for the beautiful blood soaked grand finale there’s a little divot
here nothing like fresh american ground beef i don’t care who you are that’s funny right there
too close tickles wait do those freaks have rose tickles oh oh we we do have two free arms okay cool don’t give up skeleton you unlocked it oh i was
here let’s actually open this now hey yo this isn’t where we went in it’s
different oh yeah we’re way closer now is there an item there hey this guy i’ve been waiting for you mr winters
how do you know my name anyone who is anyone has heard of the likes of you a hero searching for
his daughter though i must say that castle arouses suspicion yeah and so do you i am but a humble
merchant here oh forgive my manners call me the duke now to business weapons ammunition
healing salves anything you desire i can provide if it’s looking window shop
away cool gun smithy please do take a look at my new stock okay no one’s
a stranger to the emporium sell items oh cool okay this must be where they
got the system for resident evil 4 remake okay uh how to sell [Music] f right
let me examine the crystal skull first what if it has like oh this has divots for uh
crystals or something uh okay you can get a bigger ache case you don’t quite have the cash on hand
wait it doesn’t tell me what that oh extra baggage increases the number of item slots available
in your inventory oh so like a a hip pouch okay shotgun ammo recipe shotgun ammo learn how to
make shotgun ammo in the crafting menu sniper mines first aid spray straight up handgun and
shotgun ammo high capacity mag hair trigger customizable part for the shotgun greatly
increases rate of fire knife and shotgun i guess in case you missed it please let me
know if you’d like to strengthen your weapons nice dude i love this [ __ ] so we have 1,000
i’m skilled at all sorts of weapons thank you for your patronage ooh what’s that i got
germs crystal skull crystallized remains of a sharp fanged creature valuable
okay shall i choose something for you cool oh i thought that said sniper wolf
i was going to say that’d be a cool reference uh pay me no mind it was only a thousand
i look forward to seeing the fruits of your exploration cool there’s probably a
ton of treasures that i missed you have a horse could rose be here oh there’s a ton of [ __ ] in here uh rednick delivery of one male three
females mother miranda meeting with mistress demetrescu the duke business discussion okay whoa wait a second what is happening to his wrist
that’s i bet that’s like a stretch proportion thing for uh oh that looks okay i bet that’s like
a weird stretch proportion thing for um first person i want treasure i want
to collect all the treasure amen do you want to know an easter
egg um that scream i’m pretty sure is an easter egg that i heard about so
since dead by daylight collabed with uh resident evil capcom included uh meg her her
hook scream in resident evil 8 and i think that was it so when you when you put meg on
a hook she she does a scream and i think that was it just a just a little nod to dead by
daylight mask the angels blinded gay what gay looking for rose [Laughter] they’re bugs she pushed me down man blood they’re bugs i like them man blood mother i bring you fresh
prey you are so kind to me daughters now let’s i thought she was going to throw it like
dracula well ethan win castlevania you escaped my little brother’s idiot games did you let’s
see how special you are yes mother yes mother wait what who slipped my wrist h starting
to go a little stale then let’s devour his man flesh quickly mother i am the one who
captured him now daughters first i must inform mother miranda but later well there will
be enough for everyone what am i hey hey [Laughter] oh be careful what
you wish for ethan winters [Music] she has to crouch in her own [Music] home bugs [Music] what do i do what do i do oh no wait is he picking up his body wait um oh ethan you crazy witches you won’t get
away with this you witches you crazy witches you got 5 hour energy
i used to drink those things they work but man they can’t be good for you i used to drink two a day when i was a
construction worker crimson glass crimson glass yeah uh work would start at man so i think
yeah i would have to get up at 4:30 in the morning and i would take one once i got off the train once
i got to manhattan i would take one there and then uh after work was over around 2:30 i would
take another one once i got off the train and i got back to my house uh so that
i didn’t fall asleep right when i got home cuz if i fell asleep right when i got
home my sleep schedule would go crazy and uh it would get all messed up misaligned and
i’d be [ __ ] so i used to take two firehour energies a day and that just could not be
good for you i don’t want to go in there yet i want treasures dude i want little treasures an easy to pick lock wait a second what hold on
i’m going back this fireplace leads sideways give me some more snake eater
when you just stab the rats and eat them immediately hey i wasn’t expecting that to happen
for some reason boots and shoes and boots and shoes that baby looks like my baby
said that baby looks like my baby where have they taken rose oh what i
thought that was a person jesus okay looks like we need masks or something oh four of them do we get a lady d mask uh i don’t want
to go here yet i want to explore and look for treasures i want treasures you see are the are
the goats kind of like the bobbleheads in this one unlocked it you see i don’t quite know if i found any more goats oh
[ __ ] we meet again duke why are you here where there’s coin to be made and have you found
your daughter no if she is truly here the lady of castle would have kept little rose
in her private chambers would she not dmit tresque the very same damit tres why don’t
you take a look maybe you’ll get lucky and speaking of looking here to make a purchase
ah yes yes yes yes crimson glass deatresk’s red wine blood red wine glass that’s all we have
that’s worth more than a crystal skull wait and buy it i will i got to be careful that i don’t
sell my this is all an investment ethan uh let’s see i’m not really running out
of space i i think i want this but yeah let’s just save up or you know
what okay we’re almost able to increase our wait why can’t i oh okay we definitely have to get a better
pistol right this is just a starting pistol what are these add-ons oh well level three isn’t showing but
down here power looks like it can be increased maybe with a part huh let me look for more
treasures yeah like what is this that’s cool maroon ring an eye-shaped gem is loosely set in
this ring it looks like it will come out with some [Music] effort a blood red gemstone
in the shape of an evil eye uh with that save i’m just
going to run to the restroom audios we got all the audios hey you
know it would help if we showed the [Music] game yeah i want to see what this is what
if i put a [ __ ] maroon eye there that’d be too easy norm’s labyrinth a craftsman in the late
19th century norch was branded a heretic in his homeland uh he wandered the lands until
he settled in a remote village norse then created four labyrinths the castle
the house on a hill the water wheel and the iron tower upon their completion
he put a gun to his temple and took his own life you can’t use that here
each labyrinth is unique and requires its own specially crafted metal ball to
operate each one contains crystallized human remains which are said to be norse’s
four beloved wives the labyrinths are their graves so is this a scale replica or i
really like this little [Music] thing interesting we were already
here all right let’s go upstairs let’s try to go room by room nice is that the duke uh rotate it ew chem fluid let’s let’s craft some
uh yeah let’s craft so the only thing we can really so this is just crafting
menu we can okay i see yeah let’s craft one of these okay we’re missing an
herb and we’re missing rusted scrap gotcha okay uh let’s explore the every
floor first i guess locked from the other side we’ll go floor by floor
feel like that makes the most sense we unlocked it have we been here before
yeah right i guess so uh let’s go back that’s locked okay let’s check upstairs the wine room oh the [ __ ]
wine room here we go what’s that needed a special bottle adorned
with flowers oh pick that up regina rosie sounds like a person’s name hey there we
go can actually affect the environment i like it i think you can make a dvd map out of this place well you got to use the eye there i guess let’s use it i just i just
didn’t want to trigger a cut scene cut scene triggered whoa [Music] i haven’t cut open a man in
a while a man let me string you up slice your jugular and just watch i’ve taken a
live dead which would you prefer [Music] is she gone oh okay that was easy oh man stop breaking our our stuff
came into our house and broke our stuff i think he just he just break it
like with e i’ve just been okay that’s locked wine room is open
maybe there’s an alternate way no we need a wine bottle uh what about
that mask on the door we kind of just went in there and ran away there’s a whole
hallway in here yeah play with me some more [Music] treasures a moose this need a key wait i can’t move i can’t move at all finished okay i’m going to assume that doesn’t
work uh what do we got at my disposal mother said stale but i think you’re delicious uh deatrescu’s key the wine room has something small
flower bottle stand okay can we leave this is locked right okay
let’s just try shooting her i guess it’s making a sound i guess that
counts for something [Music] just like that yeah let’s go and uh restore our
health there yes so it looks like there’s only like green herbs or full heal herbs here we need a d key oh so
if i if i shoot her can i leave okay so do the flies stop swarming
no okay do i shoot the door [Music] really okay uh hidden doorways i don’t
know i didn’t mean to do the uh couch interact with in here oh okay wish i didn’t i wish i didn’t waste so much
ammo will this restart at me me at a checkpoint recent save yikes actually that’s fine i don’t
want to waste that many bullets survival horror and all if you’re going to give me the saves i’m
going to use it let’s pick that up so it’s in our [Music] inventory look at that a whole new vase yeah i say vase that’s just
what i say that’s what i’ve always said uh drawers right yeah nice cool good good good
that’s locked from the other side wine room chem fluid let’s put this on our map good [ __ ] there’s a
bunch of like vases over here mister’s breaking our stuff
okay cool that’s actually good news nice let’s use that immediately so how do you actually okay how does one craft i wanted to i wanted to examine that
eye while i had it in my inventory [Music] i haven’t cut open a man in
a while a man oh i like string you up slice your jugular and just watch slice your
junk taking a live dead witch would you prefer i didn’t even see this before all right jesus
christ a mayan it was my first day working at the castle today i was most shocked to see
the other staff were all women the mistress and her daughters were very adamant that
they wouldn’t bite it was quite peculiar it’s been 2 weeks since i started working at the
castle and i’m a little afraid another maid dela uh made a mistake and miss dianiela slashed
her face with a knife and at night i can hear whailing as if ghosts roam the halls “i want to
go home i don’t know what to do the young ladies were complaining that it was too hot and stuffy
during dinner so i open the window just to crack shut it shut it now.” they all shrieked at me
in unison i fear i may be taken down into the cellar never to be seen again i don’t know what
to do i don’t know what to do oh a little hint me thinks wait is there like a skeleton around here whose music is that ah anything else here i have
a feeling the point of no return i thought it was the duke’s music at [Music] first i love that
she has to crouch in her own house all righty i want treasures i want treasures a butt follow her oh she locked it behind
her in her own house locking doors nice can we be crafting we do whoa this is a cool room i did notice that moving
um trust in light can we wait is that is this a puzzle and is that
actually the solution that’d be really cool okay i was just [ __ ] around i was just [ __ ] around and i found
out oh [ __ ] uh i want to explore this place i want treasures i think i
think we did thoroughly explore this place black mold ooh he gets a nice how come he
gets a nice chair to sit down to [ __ ] in but this person just got the
bucket oh this just drips out of you help me brother they got hulk hogan god damn it [Music] huh okay oh man that looks like chem fluid [ __ ] ina robust appetite mahala
robust appetite lish robust appetite ingrid unstable overly alert at times bed pans oof what is that what am i even looking at i
don’t think you were supposed to look from underneath are those legs at
the top or what am i looking at what’s that sound oh look at this
character game man this looks great oh i like them little ghouls uh so if you’re watching the vod i’m also
simultaneously playing bloodborne at the same time and these guys would look like
they fit right in a lot of the enemies do actually crystal skull nice oh there’s another why can’t i these guys drop crystal skulls how
much shotgun ammo do i actually have o my last two metal scrap uh that looked like a mechanism of
some kind but was that just like large metal scrap i keep forgetting whoa shadows did not work on you [Applause] i don’t think you can push back with the knife
equipped pipe bomb what the hell what the hell this part’s cool though where
they at where they at where they at whoa oh that’s why the whole map is like loop-de-loops that’s really cool they seem to drop good [ __ ] too oh you know what pipe bomb we got three
of them that’s that’s pretty good nice defeat at least three enemies
with one attack there we go scrap ingrid’s [Music] necklace 650 money i just want the resources dude
can i go in here no that was just for her to crawl out the shotgun sure is convenient though
but i’m sure next time we see the duke we can upgrade our pistol so it’ll be more effective
taking down people cassandra caused all this mess [Music] all right don’t waste ammo on her there’s
a there’s a way to leave it seems you’re tonight’s main dish my dish dead end not good can i
trick her into spawning in a weird place which tools do you prefer let’s reload there actually break this down
where are you going little one come over here bullets cannot harm oh i was going to do that you stupid man’s thing i won’t forgive you you bastard how dare you bear your teeth at us wait get in the get in the window chill this can’t be we cheesing your hands push her yeah there we go impertinate man push her back i’ll slice
your throat and stuff it with worms i eat little worms and little
pieces of [ __ ] for breakfast dude whoa crystal torso we got
ethan why’d you pick that up pervert nice how’s our health doing [ __ ] good another one was sent to the cellar
she only had sp she had only spilled some soup everyone knows what happens
when you’re sent to the cellar you’re never seen again they drain your blood
that you’re soul cursed to wander the halls i went looking for her but when i
found her she was just skin and bones and gnawing on a rat carcass gnawing on a rat
carcass i suspect it’ll be my turn next bowl uh i wish they let me do that like
they they gave the hint in the reading but maybe play testing play testers
weren’t reading the hint and did that wait i could have just came in here hey here we go sangui what are those dude they look like little dogs are those the rats sorry
for the dick and balls on the screen they’re little rats i don’t think that’s
what a rat looks like when you shave their head oh we got [ __ ] money dude
what else we got here beef jerky wish rose was here so
i could dip her in that like a mcnugget what’s on the table here big
bowl of ketchup dip my baby’s head in it recoil compressor hell yeah nice oh cool and it doesn’t take
up more spaces oh look at that looks like we can upgrade it again by by
the thing that duke has probably easy to pick lock where am i getting these
lock picks though right here okay a woodon angel statue okay so that’s
teaching you how to pick locks you probably that’s probably not a sellable
item that’s probably a key item i imagine it’s actually nice and no hey okay treasure
wooden angel statue carefully carved from wood uh deatresco’s daughter’s crystallized
remains valuable crystallized remains of a sharp fanged creature necklace of
animal bones used to ward against evil spirits oh did i just break that
window hold on that’s really cool all right let’s go back to the wine room that should be right up the
stairs i hope i don’t get ambushed i said i hope i don’t get ambushed sweet fork courtyard key cool i’ll just head back
to the courtyard easy as that is this the courtyard no uh where did i come from over here
shall i give you the tour i’m being ambushed oh there were windows over there did she block
the door oh they move really cool [Music] yo window she’s ignoring me i don’t know where other windows are over here uh courtyard courtyard isn’t there a big door
that kind of yeah oh duh i walked right past it [ __ ] cool a guys i like this
game a lot i’m having a good time i thought that was going to like lower
doesn’t that look like it just lowers into the ground if i was a game dev i would hide a
treasure here or something currently searching and search completed hold on let’s use
this time that we’re not being pursued dining room there’s something in here yo oh
that’s awesome that makes me really happy they brought back old resident evil 1 stuff is
there something on the table that’s valuable oh also we could have went and visited the duke
currently searching ah ah who the [ __ ] am i ah there we go a crystal fragment of course
that’s got to be it right yeah everything else is pretty thoroughly searched what is that a
lockpick i want that i want that to belong to me down here to the right you’re telling
me all this is thoroughly searched what the hell a lockpick oh i didn’t open
these drawers did i says this room isn’t thoroughly searched i’m going to have a
lot of fun getting all the treasures and stuff hey yo still trying to work up my appetite
are you no i’m trying to steal your stuff honestly i’m table game you did you just moan while you opened the
door says there’s a lock lock in this room hall of four okay so that’s the that’s the statues there i’m assuming the flies mean
that she’s actively pursuing me what about the merchants room
she won’t bother me in there thanks to your consistent patronage i’ve expanded
my services what does that mean i was just looking window shop away what does that mean [Music] um
7k actually i’m skilled at all sorts of weapons modifications and we’ll do them for a small fee
i don’t think there’s anything at what we can do with the crystal torso right wait it looks like
it has an indent for something like a ruby or something maybe can i put the crystal skull on
the crystal torso i don’t know i just don’t know uh supplies this is very tempting very tempting it [Music]
is this is also tempting i mean i i can do both rate of fire reload speed
ammo capacity oh we can just straight up upload upgrade ammo capacity what does
this actually do no tell me what it does uh customizable per greatly increases
ammo capacity okay i’m going to do it oh excellent nice what are you buying just
something an old friend of mine used to say uh okay i think we just bank the rest
reload speed would be kind of cool leave this to me leave it please come again
cool i’m saving dude okay we have bug lady i think i could get the lockpick really
quick or at least whatever’s in this drawer gunpowder gunpowder is good easy
to pick lock oh it’s saying i require a lockpick or that there is
a lockpick there require a lockpick what else is here merchant labyrinth puzzle
and a typewriter cool okay let’s head back to wait there’s more in this room no there’s
more in this room because there’s something to unlock why there’s more in this room i don’t know ah hey yo there we go this
is really fun i like that won’t last until dinner [Music] literally come in this room come
outside all right so there’s something there’s something else to find in this
huge courtyard how evil are the game developers hiding stuff on the ceiling
and [ __ ] i mean it could be anything oh why is there like a jump down part is there a
big battle that’s going to take place in here this would be a good place for one okay it says
there’s still more stuff i wonder what this is this game but you have to manually breathe that looks different color yeah still okay i did hear something swinging cuz i remembered it it
almost sound like sounded like vocal is this kind of like silent hill 2 it’s locked a baby wait am i being
like what is my health actively going down i thought i had like a brighter shade of orange before um okay interesting
i’m looking for little glimmers now maybe maybe something happens
in this and i get an item from it okay so let’s just explore the
different rooms that this takes us to hey hey let’s go chase her
oh so she’s like free roam huh she just gone [Music] what have you done to my daughter i kill her nice blood i got her torso if you want it oh the gold looked more yellow and then
i thought you could like jump out or something oh [Music] [ __ ] what was the capacity at
before cuz now it’s maxed out at 16 okay there’s more things in this little room had to try here we go [ __ ] yeah we’ll
use it when we need it but hope we don’t need it nice deatrescu’s chambers hall
of let’s check out that hall of absolution oh uh where was that door
that we we could actually open okay okay they’re offering this looks like a puzzle
so they’re offering grapes she’s making a toast examine what please okay ah okay puzzle she’s making a toast uh she is holding
wine i can’t tell if she’s receiving wine or giving wine and he is what’s that
called when a horse does that naying women are blind to male advances but
the poor shall take their chances to give their lord their bounty
sown so that soon the wine may flow okay what else is in the room okay so two of the statues are women two of
them are men okay so this is the poor they look so poor dude this is just a guy
making an advancement uh what what’s the range that we we can turn these statues
just 90 okay is it is it the case for all of them so maybe none of the women
are looking towards the men at all you still see your feet yeah okay um women are blind to male advances
but the poor shall take their chances to give their lord their
bounty swn so that soon the wine may flow sown and flow don’t really rhyme though okay so you’re giving it to
your lord she looks like royalty uh now stop ah all right women are blind to male advances
but the poor shall take their chances that makes me think since the poor can
only face this way uh this way or that way i i assume face the the women won’t be
looking at them but still they take their chances i assume the women won’t be looking
at the men at all so they can face each other how do i uh do i have to hit
confirm or something i’m unsure the [ __ ] soon the wine will flow am i missing a part maybe we’ll come back here i don’t
like these holes in the chairs they make it seem like like butts go there i don’t i
don’t think good stuff comes out of there it’s like a bathroom chair okay
so this is the newest part of the castle she said “what did you do to my daughter?” uh no i want to go in the
main castle where is that it’s this way this room okay this is definitely where i came in okay well that was nice but hall of pleasure main hall there’s still stuff on
the main hall like up that fancy staircase okay play with me some
more god damn i’m trying to look for like treasures in your house you want to relax this is locked what is that what is that little square a hall of pleasure it’s locked with this weird what’s up sergeant mother said stale but
i think you’re delicious that’s what your sister said too okay so that’s a okay maybe
we do have all the um parts for this wine puzzle then i’m sure i’ll get a chance to search
this room some more once we’re not being pursued sergeant yeah it’s my first time playing hey yo thanks for the
follow man how are you doing today i’ve been meaning to check this
out today just felt right uh okay so we’re going to get that key
eventually and open up a lot more things this puzzle is not very descriptive if we take it sentence
by sentence women are blind to male advances but the poor shall take their
chances you’re playing at the same time you’re playing like right now or
you’re just like this game is in your rotation uh okay so the women are blind to the male
advances these guys are all male and i face her away makes sense to me oh sorry
sorry ma’am uh this dude is giving a male advance to this lady who will
look away and be blind sorry uh they are giving their crop
they give the lord take their chances to give their lord their bounty sown maybe he’s the only male advancing and
these guys are trying to give it to their their lord i don’t know why he doesn’t look
i guess he’s dressed more noble than is he though i don’t know she looks
fancy as hell okay whatever you just started but you’re a speedrunner
oh [ __ ] what kind of games do you speedrun it’s funny you say that um
i actually just added a speedrunning uh tab uh in my panels twitch panels today
um which i i just played silent hill 2 and 3 so much that one of my friends was just like
“hey you’re getting kind of fast at this like i wonder how fast i wonder what your time would
be if you actually did record it.” and i was like “no i don’t i don’t ever want to dip my foot
into speedrunning because i know it’ll stress me out.” and then lo and behold i did my fastest
time was one an hour 40 minutes on this game nice yeah nice dude hour 40 minutes damn what the hell what the
hell what the hell man come on man let’s see still stuff in here [ __ ] i didn’t want to
do that at least it wasn’t a waste yeah i’m moving that there we go cool so i can
hit c and not waste good uh okay cuz map is v which is right next to c and i
don’t want to accidentally hit it again it was okay that one time because hey we
were kind of low health anyway oh [Applause] okay sergeant did you get this game when it
first came out like were you excited for re8 [Applause] it says there’s something in this room
still yeah but i didn’t get it straight away i got it a bit later first time took
me like 3 hours nice i think we’re 2 hours in right now oh we’re 3 hours in then
i started speedr running it every day dang you love to hear it hey there’s a thing over there okay maybe we’ll get there eventually
yeah okay this loop’s back on hey what’s up [Applause] where at where at i’m hesitant to actually move the
bookshelves because i actually locked myself out of a house in the beginning of the game blocking rules you guys drop uh pretty good
loot too or at least consistent loot yeah good way to get supplies i
guess all right still red okay uh there is an interactable thing here
but where else would an item be hidden oh that’s nice he just switches
to his knife whoa that’s cool i haven’t seen one with a head yet i’m the re8 merchant of tips if you need it
i got it thanks man that’s super sweet of you um my last resident evil games that i’ve played uh i played through 1999 resident evil
3 and then i played resident evil 3 remake uh before that i played four
remake i i i have a rule on my just for myself where i won’t play a remake until
i’ve sat down and beaten the original is there something behind here i kind
of don’t want to move that just in [Applause] case oh that’s cool man okay yeah
like can i break this if i wanted to okay damn i really want to get treasure in here i guess the the room
does continue here ow son of a [ __ ] sergeant did you
like uh resident evil 7 too couldn’t get into it when i first played
it but uh i’m willing to try it again but walk block i wish you could push
with a knife i don’t know why you can’t oh [ __ ] i love that i wish you could do it with the knife i i haven’t seen an instance where you
can sergeant do you know if you have the knife equipped and you block
can you still push enemies back wait hell yeah i started that one when i was
eight on vr you can you can push them back wait you played re7 on vr when you were when you
were 8 years old is that what you were saying you can do that with anything i was a horror child
man i speedrun that one as well do you really dang ooh that was a cool transition
can i go back down there actually what other horror games do you like i love horror oh oh i feel like i’ve seen this scene you had to pick this window
ethan is that a key is that a key i see whoa the mirror is a different frame
rate than the actual game i regret to inform you that ethan winters
has escaped that fool heisenberg because he is in my castle and is already proven
too much for my daughters to handle when i find him no mother miranda yes of course i understand the importance of
the ceremony i won’t let you down throw ceremony throws entire vanity
man will pay for what he’s done uh i want that key though she didn’t okay the
window wasn’t broken i was like is she weak to the cold i wonder
nice finally okay so i bet i bet once we once we have that key it opens up a lot of the
castle and i bet uh lady d will start pursuing us we were all called by mother miranda to decide
the fate of the child’s father just thinking of that family me meeting makes me shudder
to think i am treated like a sister to those misgreants especially heisenberg that riffraff
wouldn’t know proper manners if they slapped him in the face i would have sliced him to ribbons
if mother hadn’t stopped me why does she treat me the same as them she gave me this castle
obedient daughters everlasting life did she not am i not her favorite am i not special
i need a drink she’s she’s such a wine mom i want a mod that puts lady d in
a shirt that says like it’s 1:00 just like lame [ __ ] like that oh [ __ ]
oh [ __ ] all this for a child who isn’t even here what the hell do you ungrateful
selfish wretch you come into my house you lay your filthy manhands on my daughters and now
you even try to steal my property how dare you rest while you can because i will
hunt you and i will break you go ahead do your worst where is this
coming from ethan ethan’s all riled up see the wood from the that crate was doing
the same thing that original resident evil 4 crates would do where they would just be a
different kind of lightness and the shadows in the environment wouldn’t really affect them and
i think that ew uh i think that makes the boxes stand out enough where you know that they’re
breakable rather than spraying them with yellow paint yellow on everything i don’t like it i don’t the only thing i like about
it is i guess it makes the game more accessible but i i don’t know
like i i guess i’m just i guess everybody has their preference
but i guess i would just prefer uh the old way that they used to do it how are we doing with items here dungeon
this is just straight up called dungeon imagine the the castle listing on zillow
um does come with a dungeon it was oh my god erica showed me a house on zillow that
uh where was it in [ __ ] idaho that had uh oh [Music] that had like a a jail in the basement
to rivets [Music] can i my hand ma’am [Music] you will learn what it means
to insult a stoic [Music] mask ah okay i’m going to go over here get my own hand sever wait a come on your right hand that dematrescu
cut off ew how detailed is that that’s pretty cool wow look at the um the the bump map
is really like all the wrinkles of his i don’t know if that’s translating
to stream very well but impressive ow what do you mean oh i’m going to die here dude i can’t heal can i you can’t even use it in the menu now he’s had both of his hands cut
off cuz it was his left one and seven really oh at the dinner table right wait
do you passively heal hold the [ __ ] on that just uh that just opened up a whole new
way to play for me okay so she just unlocked it regardless i’m only going to heal in emergencies hey yo mask of sorrow whoa running will get you nowhere except it’s working look at my nub no [ __ ] way hey i was right but wait
where where is the actual slab did they just install a gigantic several ton
statue on it man screw this castle [ __ ] that was breathing yeah where did this statue come
from okay the platform was here but where did this [ __ ] statue come from it looks
like it’s kind of off center too what shut up ma’am okay i’m going to go off sergeant’s uh why can’t i why can’t i push her down okay do it it won’t let me push her down sergeant is it cuz we’re on the
stairs maybe come to flat ground i can’t push her down with the knife push her push her not working sergeant it’s not working you got any tips
i mean blocking is nice but yeah i can when i have the gun out it’s
so weird run past them they disappear they drop good equipment uh oh is this why
is is this why this room wouldn’t turn blue okay um just so we don’t whoa
did you do that only cuz we’re outside that’s a really cool attention to detail
what did my knife break what the [ __ ] was that okay gun out we’re going to block if she’ll attack block yeah
it gives me the option to push away crystal skull hell yeah
i want to upgrade my [ __ ] especially with passive healing
this is just farming at this point [Applause] you can kill that big werewolf
guy at the beginning it’s cool what’s stronger the stab or i guess
this you get two really quick jabs in look at that that’s why you block i’m not going
to restore health passive healing baby i wonder if i take a hit here will i die
they’re really generous with the continues anyway no dude you could just do this all day they
seem like they infinitely spawn too you just farm materials oh i meant to block it worked out it’s
not a lot of money though actually given the circumstances that’s really cool okie dokie yeah i want to head
back to the main part of the castle cuz there are a few rooms that uh
have the deatrescu insignia on it [ __ ] yeah why would you ever heal besides
emergencies i guess it’s a pleasure to see you safe how were things no sign of rose i’m so
sorry it turned out that way well you’ll find your way to her once you’re out of this castle
do you have need of anything for the road ahead thanks to your consistent patronage i’ve expanded
my services look at that what a tiny deer welcome ethan i got some [ __ ] for you dude it looks like there’s a hole here
that you can place something else in and get more money like all resident
evil 4 but i don’t know about that [ __ ] yeah pay me no mind good
[ __ ] good [ __ ] uh nice we have 20k maybe this is going to be worth it
uh mines i don’t know i mean i’m down to try anything but i’d rather upgrade my stuff
first actually reload speed maybe ammo capacity 4k use the back arrow when
you sell stuff go straight to the most you can sell what do you [Music] mean oh so just go to treasure
this is all an investment even i mean i’d like that just for
the completionist in me but uh i don’t think it’s necessary right now
rate of fire is not has not really been a problem capacity would be cool okay this simple
modification can be done in just a moment that is such a bad upgrade i guess it’s only
3k but i mean this gives me two more bullets this gives me three oh 03 i save 03 seconds
whatever securing goods is more important than anything anything my friend we by by the time
we get later in this game it’s just going to be uh what is it it’s just going to be
um money is going to be so gratuitous uh [Music] wait a second all sorts of weapons
modifications and we’ll do them for a small fee wait a second wait okay handgun ammo
you get you get one bullet for 150 okay i thought you got 15 bullets for that i was
like survival horror who have a wonderful adventure let’s go we got that huge key we
got a mask of sorrow oh they have different uh things one of them has four one of them has one
this one has two does this one have two as well ah three stone mask found in the castle
cellar the face looks incredibly grieved two bye okay we got a big key no
so like when you’re picking how much you’re selling i’ll give it
a try next time i got some stuff ah oh this is the entrance i don’t want to be here maybe we can table gamer okay lady d you slow as hell already choke what’s going on that looks
like one of the masks does it not hang on a second i’m doing a yeah hang on take i said hang
on come on oh there’s another mask the mask of pleasure i’m not restoring [ __ ] you have
infinite health in this game if you have the time all right so the hall of pleasure
there’s more items here look we’re already healed ah that i will say is not very survival
horror of you to do that silver ring silver ring so that mask was pleased with uh several
things trying to stab it does she have a weapon wait she has the spear oh her
her hands are behind okay what’s that a sink oh that locked behind me uh
oh wait um you know what i’m so curious if you put the mask stone mask
found on the second floor the face is glowing with satisfaction wait a minute
really it’s so obvious to go through here resident evil used to
have some challenging like puzzles you only played the demo of this i never played the demo of that
where did the demo take place i was worried my sisters had gotten to it first oh i see do i have a pipe bomb or something ow cold air is coming from the crack i could break it
with a powerful attack ah here we go whoa you’re [ __ ] dead where does it start you actually sick we’re also we’re also
hurt as [ __ ] all right okay fine i was worried my sisters had gotten to you first where she at right there i like the way they move a lot that’s really cool oh they
give you two in case you [ __ ] up you’ve ruined the hunt my body my [ __ ] body curse you oh wait i forgot yeah
let’s go in here we just going to block and shoot watch this
done push her take two shots block push her take two shots block push her [Music] don’t make me angry don’t make me block you i’m going to have to reload soon hang on got to reload really quick okay she keeps snapping over there you will not get
away your brave mother the demo leaves off in the dining room so you don’t get to go very
far but you do get chased by lady dewey oh i wonder if that was like i wonder if that’s a
special um i wonder if that’s a special demo build we no can we you can probably do that with the
knife if you can push with the knife mounted animal skull dude wait
what just activated something did what just activated did the was the door locked i don’t
even know crystal torso wait a second animal mounted skull of an animal mounted on a
wooden board what’s so special about you it’s a key item oh what okay the door
was locked i didn’t even notice look i didn’t even take any damage from
that fight blocking is overpowered as hell all right all of pleasure still
has a [ __ ] item and it’s right here what the i didn’t i didn’t mean to do that
god damn it wasted a [ __ ] pipe bomb for that oh okay looks kind of cool number four the satanic animal skull so we finally meet you met me dog we’re going
to go in here and table game her my face was just off her [ __ ] ass
what if i walked out the door and she just farted i’m in here she leave what the
[ __ ] okay hey yeah follow me follow me in here you disgusting outsider i
walk slower when i walk backwards is she dumb come in here ow you come in here come in here ethan’s like re7 and eight in seven ethan
doesn’t save his clips if you have ammo in them in eight because he’s had military training
he saves his clips if there’s ammo in them really it’s really cool i mean best thing to do
would be to just wait for her to leave [Music] god damn [ __ ] you there you are invincibility frames no it’s too late
to turn back get out of my way dude is she coming here but i don’t want to wait i could
just take this out and lock her out okay let’s listen for her footsteps i suppose i’m so [ __ ] impatient i guess we’ll check did we
get everything in here we did wait there’s still something in the hall of
pleasure the hall of pleasure still has an item for me oh is it technically the
animal mask wait no we can’t remove that ah i like finding all the [Music]
treasures did did he even get that [ __ ] wolverine serum dude he’s
crazy as hell he going crazy on it you’re so [ __ ] annoying dude get out of
my way i don’t i don’t care get out of my way i was going to say she lost interest uh where can i actually
table game her um i guess [Music] here that was a cool sight to see
can i still crawl and whatever whatever hole there there was for me hey is there
a hole for me oh we can just table game here uh there’s still oh we need a
lockpick to open this can you open this for me yeah you go that way and i’ll see you later another fact even though
ethan has been through so much he’s still surprised if something
[Music] happens all right we have more deatrescu keys actually before we
the courtyard feels kind of whoa what oh that’s awesome it just becomes one map
wait can you actually like that’s so sick hi that’s really cool okay there’s one there i feel like there was
one upstairs yeah what’s this maybe that was just locked there’s
still something in the [ __ ] hall of pleasure fine out of my way lady
i’m stealing from your house [Music] i guess i didn’t check if the room actually
turned blue i just i just shot something off the ceiling and assumed it was good okay
that’s gone there’s still something in here ah oh the silver ring of course the
silver ring what does that actually do silver ring with a depression looks like something
could fit in it valuable and combinable oh okay so it does tell you if things are combinable okay
check okay all of pleasure is blue it is good to go please don’t corner me in here okay this room this door was just a regular locked
regular old locked door right okay uh there’s something here too what is ph [Music] penthouse oh the basement’s all cleared out except this tasting
room hall of war chamber of solace oh what’s that iron insignia okay so we’re
going to be back down there eventually we can we can treasure hunt when we get that back
down there let’s go open the courtyard room wait long shut [Music] up i want to put an animal skull
there she won’t come outside will she oh she will never you mind never you mind oh that’s table game wait a minute hold on did you
just kill her in one hit oh hey did i get all the stuff in this room
nuance kill her will she kill her even [Music] please be aware that mistress’s lipstick is
missing if anyone finds it could they please return it to her bathroom it is custommade and
therefore very expensive the grand chambermaid oh yeah let’s see yeah wait whenever
i open my map it opens my mouse over on my second monitor where my chat is okay
there’s something else in this room ooh nice i wonder if this room counts
oh it’s probably in here no resident evil 4 goes crazy with
like these little cages hanging from the ceiling that that’s pretty much what
all the treasures [Music] are there we go weird yeah i don’t like okay so i didn’t even
look okay this is blue are you here i said go away where are we whoa her house is really
cool i bet you could make this into a dvd map with some um like modifications
like bust some walls down to make loops why did that hurt me why did
getting hit with a sword hurt me uh one day since treatment the three girls have
stopped moving they seem almost dead an insect flew out of the eldest’s mouth it appears to
be a common fly two days since treatment all three bodies are covered in flies it appears the
flies are consuming their flesh when they opened a window some of the flies dropped dead to the
floor it would seem the cold petrifies them i quickly closed the window to avoid weakening
the insects further 4 days all three bodies have almost been completely consumed by the
insects all that is left is a dark writhing human-shaped mass of creatures it is just
afternoon and the insects have started to change color those around the face turned pale and
those around the lips turned deep crimson 6 days the massive insects have transformed into human
bodies again all three girls awoke looking at me like newborns i sense a bond between us like
mother and daughters i’ve already decided their names bella daniela and cassandra so they’re not
her actual daughters wa look at the pictures it’s cool so were were they were
they her daughters but then uh got some weird ritual on them or were
they just lumps of flesh shaped like humans had a bug bug buggy spell on them they
were experiments interesting that’s why she’s that’s i think she just seemed
inconvenience when they died oh wait okay uh okay okay so this is d um c f a is that a wait oh it tells [Music] you wait a second b g b d f a c [Music] e g b this would be b wait oh man i haven’t
played i haven’t played in so long [Music] okay so it’s just going to let me
spam [Applause] [Music] [Applause] it wait i want to play the i
want to play the real [Music] piano there we go i haven’t played
in forever dude i forgot [Music] everything scientific name none size 5 to 6
cm similar body structure to blow flies to blow flies although there are differences in
the head they are carnivorous and vigorously consume meat in order to catch unsuspecting prey
they’ll gather using pherommones to mimic a human they are produced when kadu lays eggs in its host
but the flies themselves are unable to reproduce they are weak to some drops in temperature
especially if the temperature below is 10° c their metabolism lowers and they go into a dormant
cryptobiotic state similar to the cryptobiosis of a tardigrade or poly pedilum vander plank
planky yeah i was going to say the same thing gunpowder rusted scrap piece of scrap i’ve been up there before just a lady having tea yeah okay so what else is in this room ah shut up oh hey there still disgusting
outsider hey flower swords ball i meant to block i like she she froze with your life oh you have to
take time to take out your weapon that’s good to know lockpick oh i do have a
lockpick nice hang on everybody wait hang on everybody wait i don’t care about that still still missing something i guess
being pursued is not the best time to look uh whoa she sounded like she talked right
in my ear uh there is a door over here oh but it’s locked is that the deal oh it’s
a one [Music] way okay okay yeah i hate that why does it spawn my mouse over my
chat where stream specific buttons are crystal skull don’t mind if i do
dude we did get that iron key so we can go wait what is all this hold the
[ __ ] on where did that come from yeah you yeah let’s go this way up the stairs did she just spawn up here no okay this is locked with the iron key cool now what’s this room this is just that
staircase hey we got everything in the opera hall suddenly or did we no just the upstairs
part of it okay so it is separated by floor so you finally came to see me
everyone falls for me in time it’s not breaking okay handgun ammo what else
we got let’s have some fun this beat is sick hey kiss me shotgun ammo maybe oh here we go all right rinse and repeat you
know the drill ow so mean ow she’s closing it where you at put those arms
down why why would you do this you really want to kill me stop that hey i can’t wait to have a wife dude i hate mia so much damn [ __ ] don’t you love me a dream this is a dream i don’t want to die got her okay i’m sick of bugs you got a sick of bug feel
like there’s a ton of [ __ ] in here ride ride where are the items where are
the items what if i open this and then there’s a a thing i shoot at the top oh you can’t open it anymore damn yeah there’s still stuff in here
somewhere uh what about drawers h what about some drawers in here
yeah here’s some some cabinets and stuff you could actually read some of that
this looks openable yeah there we go is that it nice oh we need some uh need some more ammo here why does shotgun ammo use chem fluid what the hell 77 shots let’s go uh map [ __ ] hell yeah hall of joy is that where you get the next mask maybe what
the hell is that ugly thing god damn ew where do you even buy something
like this oh is that like a a furnace it’s hissing is that a is that a bunch of snakes is that supposed to be mother [Music] miranda let the five bells of this
chamber ring out oh i’ve heard of this room people got really frustrated
at this room right okay hang on i’m just going to run to the restroom and then
uh yeah let’s do this hello thanks for waiting i had to open some mail and uh
sort through some stuff do some house stuff hell yeah yeah yeah yeah okay the
bells right the bells there’s five bells and i remember people complaining about
this look at this guy though look at this thanks for hanging arty chuck i actually
read your message while i was away my voice is uh ethan’s inner monologue during the
fight okay there’s one bell i wonder if we could have rang that one with the knife
i don’t know i saw one in here though really [Music] briefly two bells three bells oh [ __ ] four bells five bells i hope there’s more puzzles like that what’s opening what’s opening huh what’s
opening oh the picture is open the picture though what’s this little window for an herb did we get everything in here yeah what what the hell a moss rug
i went to ikea with one of my best friends and we got a bunch of stuff but
one of the things we got a moss colored rug it was brown and green and it was
fuzzy oh this is a longer ladder than i thought i thought that was a goat oh [ __ ] i did hear a go why’ that
screen like glow rainbow did you guys see that it was like a rainbow glow it
sure was what’s that treasure i got the treasure map i want the treasure hey you’re
not dead saw that a mile away no [ __ ] way give me i’ll take that lock pickick if it will let me i want the treasure though ooh what
you suppose the point of all that is i heard there was something called the dagger
of death’s flower somewhere in this castle it’s apparently an antique from the middle
ages that’s coated in a concoction of poisons from across the continent it’s said to
have been crafted to kill demons and monsters sounds fascinating but no one knows where
it is i just picked up a treasure map though rifle what i don’t think there’s a combination that can move stuff like ah just what i thought well we
simply don’t have enough room okay leave that there for now let’s go
buy a bigger inventory i [ __ ] guess no fall damage i’ll just go whoa i didn’t even see this oh i got the mask of [Music] joy we’re
over here the main hall’s like right there unlock this is where i heard a bunch of snakes cassandra cassandra i’m not cassandra no how
much blood and sweat do you think it took to raise those daughters you i don’t
care possible thanks to your consistent patronage i’ve expanded my services
just cut her off naturally i don’t care god created man’s back to carry burdens but to think you want to pile on
even more i don’t know about all that oh wait hit hit the back [Music]
button silver ring looks combinable okay so it does say combinable this just says valuable this should be enough trade for
lee thank you for your patronage thanks duck how do i talk to you again
good i was just thinking of ways to pass the time yep uh do i have like an item
box or something or nah or like nah sure aha aha this is all an investment ethan how big is my wa that knife we got miscellaneous [ __ ] freaking sweet
lois come on let’s go over here dude you were saying she just big mad [Music] dude uh uh uh uh h all that just to pick up a rifle ew why would you go over there stop beautiful [ __ ] gorgeous inventory hello what are you hiding over here hello what are those yucky [ __ ] yuck okay i hear squelching i hear
i hear squelching dude what the hell they got gargles come [Music] on
well they’re they’re quite cool looking everything’s just bloodborne
looking so far oh they’re cool [Music] dude hot gun ammo oh we got a quick turn button attack me push them away okay oh you’re not dead that’s
why okay attack me attack me i want to attack them so that they
fall above land so that i can get the spoils cool whoa thousand [ __ ] coins from you whoa how do i get up there there’s a ladder oh here
i thought it was like in there uh instead of a quick turn i think i’d rather just
have a dedicated knife button which i mean is is one but i have to move my finger in a weird way
to do that i’m not using i’m not using that uh uh back cool [Applause] hey no oh i kind of want to see their
animation though i have so many of [Music] these they’re cool i got another chem fluid hey [Applause] yo this looks crazy there’s a man on the roof
fighting gargoyles what was that no god damn you [ __ ] upskirted me
for the last time jesus crystal wing a crystal hing it is a rather big area too i was
going to say how do we know we got everything handgun handgun nice grab on what do you mean [Music] dude where you at i want a crystal i
want a crystal wing though where you at where you at there’s still stuff up here or is
this technically the same room are is this and this technically the same
room the belfry and the tower of rage hey where you at hey see you bro i wouldn’t have enough strength
to do that with my hand with all its fingers [Music] ask of rage is cool should
be able to get out with these that’s what you think iron insignia a small worn key seems
to have been a lot of use um we actually can unlock other doors in the village with
this i believe uh deat trescu’s key mask of rage a stone mask found on the castle’s roof
the face expresses insurmountable rage stone mask found near the castle’s library
the faces overcome with joy treasure map there’s an heirloom worth a fortune
in the nobleman’s casket but there’s a damn trick to it something about lighting the
way dungeon wait dungeon kitchens and treasure okay that’s all i need we have to find a
way to get to the basement again [Music] don’t use the ladder ethan
there’s no fall damage crazy man [Music] uh okay so elevator is the best
shortcut there although we don’t have everything here but i
don’t know this place is big [Music] [Music] before i put the mask masks in and trigger
some kind of cut scene you know stupid man thing you won’t live long even if you
run hang on relax relax uh let’s go to oh we have a we have a lockpick hang on
i’m just trying to steal your stuff here [Music] h will she come in here yeah she’ll come
in all right which way you going that way bye and kill her like uh r2 says “poor
lady d didn’t realize ethan would loot her mansion for all its worth and kill her
daughters and eventually kill her probably.” uh we want to go to the this how do we get
there actually i have no idea how we got back either this is a dead end correct yes wait doesn’t it go upstairs downstairs we
need to find that blood room opera hall hall of joy do they have little pictures of the well that’s kind of cool wine room is a dead
end what is this little square unexplored to my left oh yeah what about this oh this is just saying there’s
a drop here damn this is okay this is how we got here the game has a cool
way of um like pushing you along in an open space like an open world space
you remember being here in the demo huh i wonder where the demo did did you walk
through the village do you remember arty choke what walked from the other side maybe
and then it and then the demo ended at the castle there’s nothing else
here right tasting room hall of war so the tasting room has another door
it looks like that’s locked that was the one i tried it stops you before you get
outside of the castle you crawl up the wine celler into the foyer and
dining room and lady d stops you from opening the door outside huh so do we have
everything in this room we don’t [Music] did they make a lot of their money on by
making wine or do they just have a lot of wine oh [ __ ] well actually there’s still
some stuff in this room it looks like ah we’ve read that okay anything over here a goat or something this room isn’t as big as it looks right or is it counting it as part of that i don’t know huh how do we unlock that door all right this could afford another look i guess do those drawers open what about these this doesn’t have any prompt
usually a door says like “oh locked from the other side or something.”
gives you some kind of clue these open no i was kind of hoping these would
open i don’t know something about them hey there it is that will clear the room
cool okay hall of war is all good oh it’s dark as hell yeah that’s right
yes in [Music] here until we get to the dungeon that’s a note we already got and
the dungeon is actually on the other side of that i think yeah cuz
that’s like technically a doorway uh let’s see yeah oh we’re actually like in
it already so maybe i just contradicted myself there’s definitely
something i’m missing in here papers a memo or something it’s bread shoot that poison dagger
in my rusted scrap there we go ooh they had a burrow dude
they had a borrow my dude oh this actually continues into this maybe
there’s another gem on the ceiling or something or maybe this room is just
[ __ ] huge but is that sound awful these guys barely attack they telegraph quite well too [Music] i feel like this one’s quite close come on nice i think that i think the head
shot actually actually are more effective you best believe this
is where i fought lady d for a second should be around here yeah here we go this is also a tomb that they were talking about something to do with light okay oh a pipe bomb are they going
to hand me a pipe bomb yep sure are yo the azure why blue gemstone that looks like an eye probably combine this to complete the ring cool all that for a combination
how much do you even get from that that’s got to be the treasure right
dungeon and south of that is the kitchen a ball made of metal decorated
with a flower and swords where do you use that oh okay cool all right we got some [ __ ]
to do fellas so let me just check the map uh so if that’s that well that that’s the
dungeons but where’s the kitchen it said there was a kitchen somewhere
south i don’t know maybe under the kitchen not even close i don’t know that that line means that the kitchen could
be an indeterminate amount of distance away did we get what’s in here yeah there’s
that okay we’re going to go this way she can appear out here so careful this
is like one of the big doors that we can’t open yet this leads back to the
main hall does it i’m completely lost not lost i’m just turned around yeah
i guess it does oh and then okay hello now you’re finished ethan winters nuh-uh little table game no you go this way and i go this way and then we go see the duke i’ve expanded my services pete come take a look
yes oh hell yeah this is cool [Music] can i rotate the camera tilt rotate left rotate
right oh you can wow this is a good camera angle perhaps he hasn’t laid eyes on
me who me what you talking about oh there’s holes there okay can you fail here i wonder not me baby uh rotate right how do i
[ __ ] how do i look up from above god damn it well i guess okay oh you got to get it in the middle can you fail here no okay this is kind
of funny it’s just jokes just joking around okay easy there we go a hole you can fail get the ball
rolling pick up a crimson skull cool what’s crimson skull crystallized human remains found in the labyrinth
and castle deerrescu very valuable not combinable naturally naturally mr winters wait can’t you sell all dude 26k dude how much was that 12k nice you will part with this no no i’m more than happy
to purchase it money is not a thing dude mines sniper ammo i don’t really want any of this stuff goods is more important than anything thank
you for your patronage i hear lady d outside all right mask of
rage is really cool has three so the other one has one now what h you will learn what it
means to insult house [Music] dummy what happened to your neck just now
gross i’m going to go over here i’m breaking these i took your herb oh [ __ ] dude come on man open this coffin for some reason let’s go poison digger yeah you ruined everything [Music] she really didn’t like that no it
was coated in several poisons oh you’re dead lady after you transform
into whatever the hell [Applause] flesh i will devour you was anyone surprised it’s a resident evil game what she’s transforming what no stop
you’re just going to live the rest of your days as that thing i guess looks
like your outside matches your inside ethan you’re finished i don’t know what to do here [Music] [Applause] dude ethan was so badass when he said that quip you’re the only ones you ever see this
for too bad you’ll pay for it with your life i’m just following her what’s knifer oh hey how you doing no should i shoot her or dare you talk about saving your daughter that ain’t working take that human pest [Applause] you scum do i want to aim for her or like the open mouth i had to reload either way wait what disgusting garbage everything from me reload she’s going to stand still and talk [ __ ] oh i thought that was a head shot dude what else can you do oh okay i have so many of these [Applause] whoa that was pretty cool [ __ ] run man i saw the [ __ ] dragon is our
only devote we won’t hand over to the likes of you bam [Applause] i don’t even know if you have to
hit her or just if you could just hit the dragon i think you do have to hit her oh cut scene oh let’s go upstairs hey yo [Applause] wouldn’t i
be like a potato chip to you you’re so big silly goose i think it wants me to go up here bugs world to know anything shotgun ammo okay don’t be shy show me your terror does it want me to use the shotgun
time to die i’ll eat you up every last [Music] [Applause] are you dead [Applause] no i can’t reload fast enough
oh shotgun holds five i didn’t know that [Applause] darn you winters [Applause] [Applause] i landed on the fleshy wing cushioning
my fall from the great tower [Applause] wait a second so what if her daughter saw her like that was she just like in her room or
something your is cursed don’t come in shut up ethan i can’t even i can’t even make
fun of this game because my favorite resident evil has the corniest dialogue and it’s one
of my favorite games ever uh resident evil 1 hd no you’re cursed doesn’t mean
we can’t make fun of it what the hell looks like i’m getting out of
this place funny story uh i wish erica was here um where’d you flask
okay i wish erica was here because um i remember we were having a conversation about
uh 3d printing this because it’s really cool but um every model that you can find online just had
really big boobs it was like this but they just made the boobs really big so you can’t like it
i don’t know if we ever found i don’t know if they ever found like one like direct rip from
the game but um yeah uh that’s the internet right gross rose uh i thought i had re4
physics bleach in the sink what is that it’s called hey bro it’s
called hey bro wipes and they use this here wait they use this here the
medieval village they use hey bro wipes i finished that item that was
requested please deliver to the house with the red chimney go through the caves
to the ruins then down into the village okay i too keep my scrap metal under the sink anything else in here nope a save
it’s just her picture what hold on oh do we get the crank here what’s that
yeah what’s a a glass container with the flower and swords crest it’s
too dirty to see inside much too dirty much much too dirty to see inside
gunpowder in the bathroom dude grow up i want to see i didn’t even please deliver to the
house with the red chimney go through the caves and the ruins then down to the
village uh it says i got everything in here though the [ __ ] i’m hearing [ __ ] [Applause] cool okay i feel i feel like there’s
[ __ ] over there it looks like i also come back here cuz this is very
obviously going to go up at one point oh i thought we could jump in the river
like we could that other place okay okay e fish what does the fish do fish i feel like there’s an
achievement for killing all the fish hear our voice together as one the hag
we call on thee within the endless dark to deliver us into fate’s hand let her finish as
the midnight moon rises on black wings so we make the sacrifice and await the light at the
end in life and in death we give glory mother miranda great ones hear our voice together as
what as the midnight moon rises on black wings we await the light at the end i interrupted her
in life and in death glory to mother miranda hey remember me hey what’s up i almost died
up at that castle tell me what is going on around here how can a man be almost dead she’s
got you there that’s a question for the wise you know what i mean and i still haven’t
found rose where did mother miranda take her you’re too late or maybe almost too late
the child will be sacrificed life for life what kind of sick medieval [ __ ] is this
she’s just a baby the crests of the four bloodlines may open the path you see oh okay
i have a dirty talking in riddles i just it’s only a riddle if you don’t know the answer [Laughter] wait a second that
looks familiar hey hey wait [Music] okay house deatrescu which
we have that flowers and swords uh bento don’t know who that is
uh heisenberg okay and maro she did put a big key in here a wing a winged key honestly i want that hinged key
though all right uh actually let’s go see what’s behind that um next
session i wanted to go back and save uh okay i’m just looking to switch
games i’m not looking to end stream so it’s back here what’s this never mind okay
ooh [ __ ] interesting why is there red in my vision oh cuz i’m kind
of hurt holy [ __ ] dude this is crazy this pattern looks
really familiar yeah oh okay um okay i got lady d’s dirty vial sniper nice so where is this in relation
to the village i like that i love this the whole map the whole game like likely takes place on
this whole piece of paper like that’s amazing oh are we where we first saw that big cut
scene no never mind we’re on like some [Applause] docks i don’t know if i can
beat these guys with just the knife [Applause] it it’s it’s like fun uh getting the head shot it reminds me a lot of resident evil 4
but like different uh being i i think it’s just the shift to first person but
it feels similar in in a in a good way the mobs don’t just run straight at you they
kind of like dart and bob around and stuff it kind of makes getting a head shot like
target practice it’s like a little target game okay okay so mother miranda
gave a gave lady d that mansion and immortality and gave other stuff to the other people bro what looks like james sunderland right here [Applause] you wish the village the altar i don’t think i’ve been there yet oh my god dude we have
that key a lock just a normal lock there you are i had a feeling you would
pop up here it was all worthless is that so i assume you’ve picked up something of value
fish me i’m not sure if it’s a value but why you have your daughter right in your own
hands what are you saying take a closer look [Music] don’t drop it flask seems to contain her head no what roses don’t say another word this this is impossible this just can’t be your daughter’s essence is still
intact her powers are truly unique who could even do this she can be saved
you know saved from this are you insane there’s a house with a red chimney on the
western side of the village go and seek out the man who lives there then we can
continue our conversation quit holding out and get to the damn point you don’t have
to trust my words but do you have any better options your choice the customer is always right after all [Music]
he’ll pay you if i find out this is a lie [ __ ] joker now what do you buy i was
just thinking of ways to pass the time dematrescu’s crystallized remains
elegant yet horrifying very valuable crystal skull is meat gathered from
fish of this region common ingredient cannot be eaten it says common ingredient
hold on i’ll hold off on those oh lady deitresque beautiful even in death
that waistline yes please do take a look at my new stock ooh i want this pipe bomb
recipe a scope just a pipe bomb which is more expensive than the recipe uh what
is that a cheek rest for the sniper rifle reduces weapon sway while aiming i
wasn’t really running into that oh 30k for this we have 72k we got a pretty
big at shase though i want this recipe ah what else uh oh we can upgrade pistol again
i’ve been using the pistol like crazy to me let’s not do reload speed let’s do uh ammo capacity
rate of fire is not really a problem right now uh i have not been using the shotgun like
at all so i don’t know about that we meet i like the little animation of the the key okay um
yeah we’re going to go see the red chimney house uh next resident evil 8 session but right now
i’m going to switch to a different game and i will be back in a little bit and make a cup
of coffee and then uh yeah let’s let’s tackle another game yo welcome back to resident
evil 8 i’m sorry i’m sorry village resident evil auto save um on the keyboard and mouse dude the uh
clock on the microwave in the kitchen is like it says it’s like 10 something uh
just for context it is 5:40 p.m where i am but the you know the clock and
the on the oven and microwave isn’t uh correct but it said 1000 p.m and i [ __ ]
believed it i was like is it [ __ ] 1000 p.m cuz it’s dark it gets dark earlier now and it
i was just like did the whole day just fly by this game’s [ __ ] legendary dude oh
i can’t adjust the volume i have to tab out and hopefully that doesn’t break
the game so unprofessional damn dude my bad my bad okay so what do we what do we
got here ew ingredient gathered fish uh meat gathered from fish in this region
common ingredient cannot be eaten as is key items oh we got the winged
key and we also have the iron key deatrescu’s key is the sword with the flowers
this is a new thing and head flask which also has the shield with the flowers cool insignia
too okay so we can theoretically open uh this gate and this gate hang on it should be on
this should be on this excuse you um road maybe no uh maybe we can access it from this road those are the goats can i
not get over there anymore the goats locked from the other side so
this is the lock that i’d have to shoot unless can i go through this house yeah here we go what is that
wooden animal body okay sweet and that would open this up which i can
unlock this open that up [ __ ] yeah um you know what i thought i could get over there from here but looks like that
way is just straight up blocked off the ambiance here is quite nice
uh there’s little sound effects and stuff but you to my knowledge
i haven’t seen anything yet little jump scares yeah so i i would have to go
this way but maybe this is locked from the other side this just opened right no all this runaround where
did i come from where was that really was a village did i come from up there uh yes incomplete chalice
which would also let me go down here yeah let’s check that out let’s
thoroughly explore which mouse favorite mouse oh now that’s tricky favorite
mouse oh key won’t fit it’s decorated with a four-winged being four-winged being wait treasure valuable and combinable
okay four-winged key i only have a i only got a two-winged key over here oh do you manipulate
the key it’s decorated with a crest of four wings this has a this has four wings and a gross thing
in the middle and now you have a two-winged key winged key yeah here’s the two-wing door gotcha
gotcha it’s duke moaning i don’t know if you heard that duke moaning all right well let’s
check out the one place that we can actually go yeah this way hey yeah new [ __ ] game just feels so snappy dude switch
the pistol bam i don’t want to kill the chickens hope they don’t make me kill the
chickens i don’t want to kill the chickens i remember i went to st john once st john once
cuz it’s my like my dad’s favorite vacation spot he’s such a beach bum no um yeah it is one of his
favorite places in the world so he took us one year me and my sister and like there there’s the
touristy places but then you have to drive through the um non-ouristy places with all the locals
and stuff and there’s chickens walking around and livestock and stuff um and i i literally
just saw a chicken eating out of a kfc bucket just fried chicken it made me so sad that’s his
friends why is a chicken on here poultry okay shoot the chicken maybe we can
make a dish for someone with the uh fish oh man okay did you get like food
ingredients give these to duke okay what am i doing come on then come on then come on man
come on man look fat come on give these to duke i’m coming duke hold on
duke i know what you’re thinking seeking something in is this [ __ ]
bringing me a chicken uh give to duke ingredients cannot be eaten as is do i sell them to duke or where’s my phone what do you do with
ingredients food and cooking recipes duke’s kitchen okay you can cook food in resident evil
village to get buffs this guide includes info on duke’s kitchen cooking recipes and how to unlock
buffs and ingredients slightly increases health slightly increases permanently okay [ __ ]
when cooking you can store ingredients to use later note that once you you store ingredients
there is no way to get them back allocate only if you plan on completing a dish i’m skilled
at all so take care all right man red chimney like that is there a more prominent red [Music] chimney
hey yo a viv a vivven night i don’t know a bear ah gunpowder i didn’t check all these places
thoroughly at all yeah look at this still more okay blue oh and the upstairs has a bunch of
[ __ ] too where’s the chimney though the red chimney this house has a red chimney i heard a scream from the house
with the chimney i was going to take a look but the way was blocked by
debris going to have to take the long way around who would have thought
the hole in the stable walls would come in handy if i’m not back by morning you
should go to louisa’s house alone father so the house with the chimney hole in the stable this is a stable [Applause] ah we just saw each other and started kissing oh god holy [ __ ] that was awesome okay so there was somebody there the whole time i don’t believe you i don’t believe you at all i could probably move this somehow do i have unless do i have a
screwdriver no no no way i don’t see a chimney what is this doing here
oh [ __ ] that was rose’s monkey oh this looks like boss
territory encounter territory rather chimney i mean yeah but
the other house even had a chimney locked from the other side
can we get to the second floor somehow i don’t think so 122 bullets [ __ ] yeah le scrap bird oh wait 07 08 how many how many are there three pairs 04 oh 07 0408 hey that’s awesome good puzzle and the jump scare is
cool too 07 0408 good puzzle stop what m19 and jack handle can
i use that on the wells that i’ve been finding as well so how do i see stats huh oh well i guess i guess duke will tell me huh i like that puzzle uh silent hill shattered
memories had a similar puzzle like that [ __ ] hear something up
there oh there’s like several of them can we just do one at a time nah you wish trying to bite me now i don’t think so i love
that hana montana video so much raccoon repellent we critten boys he fluid can we use this i want to see need some kind of other item okay
fair enough at least it tells you jack it up back it up now what you crawl underneath oh my god oh my [ __ ] god no [ __ ] way okay we’re finally over here hey since we’re finally back over
here oh it’s blocked from debris we could probably open up a different
house one of the doors was locked i saw i’m just going to leave you all
alone like you come at me when you’re ready you can’t force them
into it they’ll go when they’re ready we’re finally back over here
and i don’t know what to do here’s a chimney house that’s well hang
on i want to explore other places [Applause] [Music] first oh you know what the rifle would have went pretty
good right there not so much now but holy [ __ ] that was [ __ ] cool i see please don’t miss ethan [Applause] kind of like the garadors ow dude okay go did that did that knock his helmet off it did you’re just a piss baby now little piss baby a perfect crystal skull now it’s got all
that [ __ ] on it dude what are you talking about the perfect crystal skull yellow chimney house oh we up here now
that’s the red ch okay did i say yellow chimney house sorry i don’t know what’s wrong with
me today sorry sorry about that i’m so sorry about that i don’t know what’s wrong with me today
yellow chimney ridiculous there we go that should bypass all the debris right uh maybe actually
locked due to missing homeowner well i’m home now rifle shells nice suppose we could
just buy more [ __ ] if we run out too i love this pistol do i like the other pistol though let’s see do i like it at all does i have a higher
chance to crit we won’t know until we see the stats from duke to whom it may concern due
to luther’s long absence i’m keeping hold of his house key please find me if you
need it regards joseph simon benvito’s gardener cool cool biennavito that is so it’s
not heisenberg and i don’t know if it’s i don’t think it’s
the doll lady so is that the fish guy okay this is the debris that
was like blocking my way hardcore before locked from the this is locked
from the other side what the hell i’m just looking for like a shortcut or something ooh what’s over here beer so this is not the red chimney
house so let’s let’s go exploring a pig oh no are you going to tell me there’s pork beast poultry what is this pig oh my [Music] god did you do that it was it was scared of me an eye of him okay cool this is the uh this is
the big shortcut that i was looking for it says there’s a beast over here does
that just mean goat i had a picture of a goat what the [ __ ] happened here actually uh this has a cabinet that you need
a lockpick for where is it on the other side is that chem fluid no this
kind of looks like it though here we go easy to pick lock oh we
got a bit of a stew going here all those potatoes got those weird sprouts on them trying to germinate all right red chimney time was that all the town’s people that was left like ever in that one house that burnt down that would make sense
they all tried to like bound together once i learned that a food makes you permanently upgrade it was over for
the chicken it was over for chicken c i heard another alive chicken yep yep yep yep yep that was a beast was this a pig dude wait ethan doesn’t know what that
was what the hell was that just a pig box from the other side so is this red
chimney yeah red chimney red chimney there we go i’m storming through this place dude pipe bomb
nice i actually really wanted one of those for the uh oh what i’ve been here okay so you can just
bypass the uh the debris pretty easily now is that that can’t be the only entrance though right ah we enter from the top ooh poopies why does that look strange oh it’s yellow just to say come
here i i never saw that apparently you could just see it from the square i i never saw
it though please nothing bad happen to me please saving some ammo okay oh i was like did did did
i light the [ __ ] cabin on fire what happened cool sacrificed two goats to mother miranda
offered wool to mother miranda she instructed i find her a list of drugs and tools in the next
few days for what no messages from mother miranda yet the livestock won’t stop their ruckus
i was instructed to take the items to the cave church at sunrise but what i saw was
frightful the great four lords were there and mother miranda was holding a child she
whispered something and touched the child i can’t explain it well but the child turned
into a white crystal and then she i couldn’t help but speak up and i asked her why she did
such a thing mother miranda just smiled at me this is the chosen child she will return
to her original form no matter what befalls her then she gave each lord a part of the
crystal in a flask and they left i forgot to bow him on the miranda before i fled i’m
still shaking what did she do what is that child hey cool uh just the different parts of
the key a winged key is just a single piece three more parts are needed to make it whole cool combined with the winged key
there we go damn it better see the duke again duke says you have a lot
of chicken like a lot you’re holding five chickens there my
boy that’s what he would say how was it did you learn anything i
found did you learn now tell me how to fix this like you said you would
settle down first you must use that key and collect all of your little roses
flasks where are the rest of them there are four in total you have the one and
the other lords have the rest lords lords mother miranda is the cold calculating
ruler of this village four lords serve under her the first you’ve already met the lady deitresque the second lives deep in a
valley of mist the doll maker donna benvento none of her playmates have ever come back
from that dank old estate [Music] ooh the third is maro a being of twisted flesh
that lives in the reservoir past the windmills it is said that he is not the
only monster that lives in those waters the fourth and most dangerous is heisenberg he
works in his factory on the village outskirts and the project let’s just say parts of
the human imagination are better left [Music] alone whoa four if you truly wish to save your daughter you
must first gather the four flasks i’ll do you a personal favor i’ve marked the lord’s
locations on your map wow the stereo sound is actually treasures still lurk in this village i’m
sure each one will prove of great use to you why are you doing all this why it’s all part of our
first class customer service please do come again soon oh good i was just thinking ah yes i have you
find some quality ingredients and bring them to me i’m so glad i didn’t sell that food um we have enough to make this we have enough
to make this not this juicy [Music] game we have enough to make the first two so what do
these do herbed fish health slightly increases permanently bird and beast piloth damage taken
when guarding decreases permanently uh three flavored miti health increases permanently
not slightly just increases healthy health greatly increases permanently damage taken
while guarding greatly decreases permanently and movement speed increases permanently
cool so do we want to save these in order to get wait three flavored this this increases
and then this greatly increases so we can’t do both no we can’t do both so it looks like if you store food you can’t get
it back so buy them immediately okay so whatever get it [Music] don’t let up yet we’ve gathered
all the ingredients [Music] now let’s get cooking apologies for the wait here’s your share health has slightly increased permanently i
wouldn’t mind having that again oh we’re actually one chicken away from buffing that as well sure
to be a good meal and there’s a says there’s a chicken somewhere else in here yeah down that of
course it’s that road that’s blocked off that’s okay what a cool mechanic i like
that i never would have thought to use like i don’t know animals as the uh
permanent upgrade system that’s really cool so there is like a bit
of leveling in this with this chicken’s final moments okay i
think it’s over here yeah sorry chicken i see him we got multiple that chicken gave me scrap to
save it to spare its life it’s not enough all right anything else on the map i i like
the the permanent upgrades are tied to just like something that you’d typically see in the
scenery that’s that’s really clever um okay so we got a key upgrade gargle gargle [Applause] guard got a freaky guard nice i like these guys [Music] [Applause] we got a bunch of treasures to sell the duke [Applause] too hey [Applause] 14 potatoes [Music] hey you’re my shot at a i’m sorry you’re
my shot at a permanent upgrade pig boy quality meat there’s not enough space in your
inventory well don’t discard it yes there [ __ ] is yes there [ __ ] is wanted to see how much i liked this
as opposed to the other thing sorry pig there’s a chest up there ooh [ __ ] chest my dude louisa’s necklace what do we got here dude explosive rounds what the hell and this
door is locked but what door oh you know what we we had we just
have a lot of materials on hand as well oh man waterheapon and
maestro’s collection what does that mean cannibals plunder treasure
under the stronghold riverbank treasure house what are all
these where’s uh heisenberg’s factory weird okay so let’s let’s
get the maestro’s collection well let’s go sell treasures and [ __ ] we got a
full inventory maybe we can even buy the bigger uh chase that would be helpful if this uh if this
is anything like resident evil 4 where upgrading your weapon like you you upgrade your weapon a
little bit you get a better one you upgrade that and then you get a better one that kind of stuff
oh yeah that’s that’s what i wanted to say okay so firepower is what’s base though oh wow base
is already way stronger than this upgraded one uh rate of fire 42.27 okay this is upgraded though
reload speed 2.5 2.9 and it’s already at base um ammo capacity is 20 ammo capacity seven but it
also has uh fixtures on it i’m skilled at all sorts of weapons modifications and we’ll do them
for a small fee let’s see this is just for the lei i mean no one said we had to throw out our old gun oh i want this god created man’s back to carry
burdens but to think you want to pile on even more okay valuable oh you know what treasure valuable
valuable i’m looking for anything that can be combined 10k very valuable okay crystal
i could have sworn we got a few of those wooden animal body that’s uh slightly dirty
teddy bear the duke will probably buy it okay as always a trustworthy fair exchange well
we just made our money back that’s pretty much all yeah let’s get this just in case we
need it um hair trigger a scope and a cheek rest and just a straight up mine okay so to
hunger used to be alive oh i thought he said downgirl and i was like does he have a pet what’s
going on uh reload speed and ammo capac i’m pretty happy with this gun as is i don’t think i need
to dump this in there but if i were to sell that gun recovery ammo weapons 33k that’s way
less than we dumped into it oh i want to go to the kitchen for your patronage i
know shall i choose something for you i know listen i know hey we can make this no
we need more fish and then we actually could okay maybe i’ll hang off next we meet right and there’s also some chests over here cool oh i understand we can’t get to it yet malini well that just cleared that room okay let’s let’s go
advance the story i’m very curious hey what okay we just okay we have a lot to do now i’ve been dying to know what’s in
these hold on that’s a goat sound huh yeah i was like it sounds like somebody
rubbing the bottom of two ceramic bowls together i wonder what they actually
used for that noise do you ever see like youtube videos of people creating
uh sound effects like that it’s really interesting like wiggle in that
piece of sheet metal to make like uh was it lightning no lightning’s something
out what what is that wiggly piece of sheet metal wells wells wells wells i think we actually
did mark them on our map so that was good very curious oh this is a key item what have i got what have i got what have i
got you could do this with your hands ethan hey i was like please take the will with us please all right let’s combine that while we can yeah oh that was a crow i thought i heard
another goat not this way come on christopher whoa there’s a gargoyle
sound what the [ __ ] oh this is my new gun ow there’s that well dude let’s go let’s get that
[ __ ] well there we go nice well wheel give me give me give me give me give me give me
what is that what is that a pipe bomb sucks that sucks there’s one at the bottom down
here and then i think that’s the last one then we can get on with the story
oh there’s a [ __ ] well right here dude [ __ ] well right here dude what do we get what do we get what
do we get necklace with two holes what i love my necklace with two holes
my husband got it for me another well but that chicken was so annoying to
get to this is the blocked off path we’ll we’ll get that well another [Music] time wells have taught me
anything there’s just treasure in there let’s go to the dollhouse [Music] oh a crystal fragment [Music] yeah no [Applause] yeah i thought this was like a path that people
regularly go down look how overgrown it is [Music] but can we find just the head of one what was that scenery is so cool isn’t there a forest like this in japan that just has a bunch of dolls hanging
like this all right i have to know give me that [Music] head i’m listening for goats you
understand i’m listening for goats you see so cool am i wrong did this act also come out in um vr this is the last bridge left what that’s me and that’s mia come
with me there’s something i have to tell you mia what’s going on he’s [ __ ]
losing it dude he’s [ __ ] losing it dude he’s unwell he’s he’s unwell he’s a
bit unwell was it you different ethan you have to fix her sir what the
hell is this a dipper and mustard everyone leaves me even rose i don’t
want to be alone this can’t be real oh it’s it’s literally scratched out scratch scratch i’m still missing two of
my fingers yeah you are dude yeah you are you’re [ __ ] losing it
dude what give up your memories okay what’s going on what the hell
get your picture back dude okay did everybody look for their picture
when they played for the first [Music] time come with me [Music] thank you okay i bet that elevator speedrunners
when they’re running they’re just like there’s nothing they can do to
make it go faster holy [ __ ] dude i’m not kidding like some
days washington looks like this like it’s just covered in fog and you can barely
make out the outline of the mountains it’s super pretty imagine living on top of a
waterfall like that that would be so [ __ ] loud anything to [Music] steal don’t red the [ __ ] yellow string oh was that just making fun of the
yellow string thing that’d be kind of funny was that me trying the door yes what is that a little piece of leaf i was going to say i
can’t like check anything h what’s back here i have a feeling i’m going
to look at a doll look away and then look back and it’s going to be different where does this hallway lead this is where
is this where i came in i don’t think so now i came in through like a cave
or something in the front door [Music] an old film [Music] room wonder if this was inspired by that
house man what was it called i’ve actually been there where the woman just kept building
wings to her house i was going to tell that story yeah we went there with late
night spaghetti why is that hanging like that whoa i’ve been waiting for so long
i’d make a much better d than rose please won’t you stay with me forever what what wait where’s my gun oh that’s cool foot bandages are too tough
you need something to cut them my whole inventory is
gone oh that’s that’s neat oh cool let’s still do that that’s cool ah examine her [Music] hand wait what remove arm cool take take that what take that out ethan ethan okay what about this arm examine oh ring a to remove
ring sorry this is weird on the keyboard okay bloodcovered ring whoa is that mia high-res thumb gamers high res thumb uh stop okay and this is too tough is that
where mia was shot a ring taken from the doll’s finger it’s filthy
with blood okay uh okay back back up um what do we got here that’s
just a straight up key that’s an iron save place this is neat uh okay cool winding key uh what does that mean what about the other eye top of of her head is this a doll of mia mia oh her shoulder remove right shoulder yes there we go silver key wa that’s a kid can you believe
it she’s she’s so energetic it’s crazy wedding ring cleaned ring it looks
exactly like mia’s wedding ring 05 to 911 what’s in here first 911 this is just leaving is there
anything else to do here though a winding key we need
that talisman from the arm but maybe we need something to get it out wait hold on does the thing have like a slot
on it that’ll make the talisman pop out it literally gives me no prompt for that
talisman okay but this is the next place i would go so ah why is this here winding [Music] key it won’t play something’s not right oh the scratches i was like
is there any indication visually okay so the end piece has
a scratch that continues um this looks like this conjoins together
pretty well what about this one um that’s not like a straight
scratch what about this no that looks better is that the original one that i had there okay these two
i’m going to say are a perfect match the right column does have scratches on it like that okay this and that look pretty good and this
scratch continues all the way okay let’s give it a play cool tweezers let’s go back to that doll
i’m going to take out her eyeball [Music] there’s an r under her fingernail uh nothing with the right leg right although it wasn’t
prompting me with any item i doubt we can cut this with tweezers what okay no okay back up uh that was a key the arm has nothing i’m still like hyperfocused on this
how do we get that out of there you’d think tweezers would do the trick right maybe we
need to open three of the eyes somehow what do we got we got tweezers and the wedding ring
served its purpose already the tweezers are new and what what else the silver
key uh silver key found inside the doll’s shoulder it’s like a
shoulder key it’s like the doll’s shoulder key does that make sense
what’s in here ooh it’s me dude after [Music] you ah okay doesn’t fit this lock hazard of electric shock can’t use that here okay i like this it’s like small scale
resident evil one it reminds me of our happy family one res’s best friend in the whole
wide world she really likes this fairy tale the most important thing to in the world to us
a wedding gift from grandma proof of ethan’s everlasting love for [Music] me then we can
manipulate the film oh the film okay wait a second uh one two three rose’s best friend
in the whole wide world well it’s not rose that looks like a gift from
grandma five uh fairy tale what is three most important thing in the
world to us it’s probably rose which one’s missing fairy tales accounted for rose is accounted for uh music box and
wedding ring so we’re miss i bet it said monkey picture of the monkey
monkey is placeholder for anything alkaloids of mountainous plants sweet let’s see hey tweezers we have tweezers
maybe let’s use it in that microscope room dead end where can we use tweezers that falling even seems like a sign of progression this was locked what was
this door’s problem locked from the other side it’s me dude medication room doll woman sealed door oh
that’s right storage room breaker box was the yeah film projector in the study it
says there’s something in the elevator uh thing and there’s also something
with the doll workshop but you can assume as such this is the hub room
of this puzzle we’ll do a save hey yo tweezers what i haven’t examined the tweezers medical tweezers found inside the music box well there’s probably something
in the breaker box i’d imagine unless there’s something in this room that’s the study [Music] what’s the prompt with this literally
just a item hey she took all my money too nothing looks like the power is out
okay wonder if that breaker box was even there why did it point out that book specifically [Music] alkaloids of mountainous plants can i mess with the film tweezers i don’t think these are in the right order can’t use that here okay
tweezers on the doll no nothing on the doll really prompts me to use an item on it though it’s got to be something with this talisman too every button puts it down up puts it down right click puts it down space bar f i don’t know anything else need
tweezers what’s this what’s the schematic say something in the knee did we get
something in the knee yes uh something on the foot no that arm is i’m sick of
checking that arm uh what else it’s pointing to her eye oh examine
mouth that’s a new prompt there we go why’d you eat film oh god no i i can’t do anything anything but this i hate film i can’t tell him this cut of a movie film taken from
inside the doll’s mouth yeah okay so um that uh i don’t remember um she really likes
this fairy tale two is fairy tale three is rose three is rose there we go is that a scene from seven i
actually i don’t i don’t know [Music] cool wait arkley hold on no i was like
wait arkley mountain that’s where one takes place alkaloids that’s what i meant to say
skizz finally okay we can cut those bandages what oh okay i thought they were
boards ethan you can do that with your hands wait where did this come from wait hello [Music] please ethan listen to me i didn’t want
to keep it from you mia i didn’t want it to you again i didn’t want to
destroy this family mia what are you talking about i love you both so
much i had to i had to do it [Music] is that why she won’t talk about seven a baby a baby oh that’s sick whoa all right let’s release the girls oh my god brass medallion we’re homeless what’s her secret a circular medallion found
inside the doll’s chest there’s a geometric symbol engraved into it
actually is there anything cool in the back nothing wait what okay i think it was that and
then this is three eyes closed maybe it’s facing the other way yes dude yes dude it’s the well from the film dude the setup for
this is so good i like this game oh [ __ ] breaker box key nice these have physics it’s awesome what was that a baby oh this is different is it no it’s just red wait no the wallpaper’s all [Music] missing it’ll be fine it’ll be fine it’ll
be fine it’ll be fine it’ll be fine it’ll be fine this the execute oh this is such a good setpiece so [ __ ] cool man it’s totally umbilical dude hey what’s up it just eats you immediately it just eats you immediately that’s amazing [Music] that’s the thing they modded into smash brothers what’s his body look like that’s so cool did you notice it sounds like a real
baby too i want to get a good look at you [Applause] this is honestly one of the coolest
things resident evil’s ever done oh that’s rad that’s really cool oh [Music] [Applause] baby i love him does he want to come where’d he go oh what wait does he actually leave like a little trail everywhere he goes
it’s very distinct look at this or was this already like this i’m very
curious i’m very curious i keep saying that today i’m just very curious does that make sense no i want i want i want to see more
baby oh relief of a [Music] child what oh a fuse okay i wonder if they have to be very careful putting
the baby in places where it can actually corner you and kill you or if they just went “yeah [ __ ] it let them corner and kill
you.” did i despawn the [ __ ] baby i wanted to read that description oh i bet he’ll be back oh yeah look at
that set stuff up like that in seven i believe is this no i was like
is this the kitchen from ethan’s [Music] house that’s the coolest thing resident
evil’s done in a long time oh god is there hiding mechanics did seven have hiding mechanics oh you’re going to pick this up
and all the cozy lights are going to go out fuse yep here comes baby we have to trigger baby i bet [Music] i love him that’s like my son that’s like my
[Music] son that’s like my son look at him [Music] hey is that big rat no that’s my baby hey i love he just eats you his
first instinct is just to eat you just like a real baby first thing
they do put you in the mouth first thing you do when you hand something
to a baby is they put it in their mouth it’s so good that’s my son hello my son i’m so [ __ ] happy resident evil’s cool again
where’s the bed oh i thought the bed like disappeared i know you’re just a
baby you slow as hell [Applause] [Music] [Applause] they they must have recorded a
real baby i think that baby that irl baby getting paid though that’d be so cool
yeah i was the baby in resident evil 8 when you grow up it’s like the teletubbies
[Music] son boy [ __ ] book it oh you’re dumb as hell dude you stupid as hell i don’t
know why the baby can’t you hear him my my you’re going to move these aren’t you did he despawn are you crazy where did you
get off to what did you get down to i want to see the baby easter egg he went in there
you come back in here and he’s smoking a cigarette who taught him how to smoke cigarettes what did i just pick up [ __ ] fuse that’s
right that’s right that’s right pick up the fuse yeah i was the baby the whole
time oh i should hit this huh he’s so cool dude he [ __ ] ate me okay what’s
what’s going on here he [ __ ] ate me what the hell that one baby was 40 babies what the [Music] hell baby i’m proud of you where’s the door oh we could just table
game him here i guess here watch you go this way just go around a few times look at that mess though [ __ ] snail trail ass baby will you turn around
or nah okay all right see you wait i’m going the wrong way oh well we
just loop back around oh we can loop him around here does he follow me all this way [Music] i love him have you ever just adored something [Music] that’s so clever that they made
multiple rooms with multiple loops in it [Music] [Applause] [Applause] hey bye little baby [Music] tell me that ain’t scripted i know oh dj is that work dude you’re watching baby stuff can you watch this at can
you watch this at full volume no thanks for stopping by man don’t leave i can’t let you you’re still alive cut his fingers off wait i think when you allow a series to
get silly like this um it opens up cool possibilities to have instances like
the baby will their heads just yeah heads just dj the dolls are jacob’s lading i mean get yeah resident evil is an i think
resident evil made the right move getting silly when it did um because what are they going
to do mutants t- virus wesker again like [Music] [Music] it’s not like it took itself super seriously in
the first place even the really good ones [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] this is funny they did a good job where do we think she went [Music] a man a little demon clown [Music] boy all right main room there she is she bit my finger rose wasn’t born monster i’m [ __ ] tired of this all right dude see you thanks for stopping by she hid again oh i still have the scissors
that’s a nice touch she also stole all of my money don’t think i just forgot about that [Music] [Music] it’d be pretty cool if she was like
randomly replaced one of the dolls in the house but i bet that bit of rng
would [ __ ] speedrunners over so [Music] bad she was already in this room do i what oh i thought my
shadow was holding a [Music] [Music] knife where is she oh if you take too long does this happen yo that actually hurt though
that actually took actual damage okay she was there last [Music]
time is she hanging from the [Music] ceiling i heard her laughing [Music] upstairs [Music] was that her you do this to rose too you
stab her in the head wait is it getting sunset all right let’s let’s eliminate upstairs it’s much smaller and
it’ll take less time let’s check all possibilities okay she’s definitely not upstairs
right okay so now we can just focus on searching downstairs oh blood oh cuz we stabbed her
in the head okay these are more there we go you are never going to get out of [Music] here stupid idiot what are
you doing to my cute friend just stand there right in the [ __ ] head hey yo it’s over mia i’ll make things right she
should have a vial too right there we go oh yeah it was of course
i need to get out of this place woo combined with the four-winged keyborn key legs i’m glad yeah i’m glad it was in there um the you ever have a pedestal just set to
lift out of the floor when you die angie pretty game all of my [ __ ] just came back at once wait
what why is this red cuz we don’t have enough okay what was her insignia
oh that’s cool good one good insignia next insignia donna’s creepy
ass doll it doesn’t move anymore very valuable i want to zoom on her
head it won’t let me go up anymore she has another eye necklace with two holes okay
so this means you can combine it with stuff an ornate necklace made of pure gold something could
fit into the depression like what there’s one depression there and there’s looks like a brooch a
brooch or these two depressions down here i wonder what it’s talking about oh we completed this
malina part of a doll that’s based on a local [Music] legend huh oh oh even the text was in his head [Music] [Music] i assume this is where we would find the doll head right or would that be too easy we didn’t get any animals in
there either who’s up next the fish guy yeah that was the order they were spoken of money dude oh this is open too wait what oh garden oh my god sir oh my god sir nah i tried blocking and it ain’t
work uh there’s a lot of you huh why can’t i do anything yeah get the [ __ ] out of here just money dude block tech nice whoa glad
i didn’t upgrade my shotgun a mine oh my god oh you know what i upgraded
my space so that’s okay wow we actually got a lot more squares we got two going this way
these two and then we got one going down i wonder if we can even upgrade it again it’s
pretty it’s pretty big as is i guess you hold more stuff in this one huh what’s going on out
quality meat rare ingredient from a pure white pig that’s a weird thing to say um okay no what stop this does not feel as good
as it does in resident evil 4 okie dokie [Music] we don’t need two pistols but i also
don’t have upgrades for this one and if you discard it like does it
just go away this i do not know there’s so much [ __ ] handgun ammo it’s insane uh poultry and the meats benny and the jets okay oh my god stop it actually yeah break that give me a whole another window to escape
out of [Applause] ah okay okay all right heal up sheesh were
they actually going to break that i wonder even if they were could i fit out of it is this place explored it is
okay there’s also a big chest back here which way is that this way yeah it is okay what’s in here weird freed from the binds of flesh
she now walks the valley of death i was like can we use the doll there why is it asking for a key item can
we like brush the what is that dust looks like it’s just broken oh maybe we have
to find the broken piece i don’t know uh hang on just going to run to the
restroom all right and welcome back to resident evil village um last time
we did lady deatrescu and the dollhouse so i don’t know where we’re headed to [Music] next wait a second are my controls still put an emoji in there okay all right welcome
back to resident evil village 8 uh we just did the dollhouse after also completing the demetriscu
house and this should be session three oh we got some we got a legs flask now like this okay uh
to answer kate’s question from before where does this fit into this franchise i i think this
is the most recent uh farthest along in the timeline cuz chris redfield made an appearance and
he looks older than he did look familiar to you no pay me no mind please come again i think there should be a blue bird around here bluebird somewhere in this village haven’t
beaten re7 i think i fought the first boss wasn’t impressed by anything and then stopped playing
yeah some reason resident evil 7 didn’t rope me in but i’m really enjoying this one when i was looking up what the uh dishes were
i saw that there’s a i spoiled it for myself but there i saw that there was a blue bird in one of
these trees and that’s how you get the uh upgraded health let me look that up okay it’s actually right outside the altar yeah all right let’s give that a look so the altar’s up there
yes there’s the mausoleum i believe hey oh that’s cool dude that’s some
classic [ __ ] zombies coming out of the ground le there it is hey [ __ ] juicy game how were you
supposed to just find that god damn leon [ __ ] kennedy yeah
what did you think of the remake i actually really liked the remake a lot oh
good i was just thinking of ways to pass the time and the original still exists so juicy game
uh do we have enough no we need one more meat good day find a goat or a pig what do
we got yeah this one yeah yeah yeah oh b it’s really good i think you i think you’ll really like it i’m a i’m a huge fan
of the first one the original r4 the [ __ ] those would be [ __ ]
terrifying if they were real ow yeah i was like there’s no way to actually
kill that thing oh maybe the wounds are severe i won’t last much longer i can hear it shuffling
about outside it barely flinched when i shot it feels i feel like it’s toying with me
that is not a wolf still i won’t lie down like a dog if i can get to the old water
mill i can stop it i can protect you it’s so close damn i’m so cold my legs won’t
work i’m so sorry louisa please forgive me oh i have the game volume up
way louder than i typically do i usually have it at -10 and it’s at -4 right
now yeah if you’re watching the vod of this we were just playing uh lethal company which
uh thank you which god that was [ __ ] fun i was actually interested in playing some
more re4 make uh because the dlc came out recently all right so from what that memo told
me i don’t think i should waste my ammo on that ah okay cool i was like set piece is setting
up for me to see the water well from where i am oh yeah it’ll never come in here which
looks like a creature’s den i’ll be safe in here chicken this game is actually set pieced very well it feels like walking through
a horror movie cliche but that’s not that’s not a bad thing sometimes plus there’s like cool
[ __ ] to find and stuff was that gizzards oh those are potatoes when i
get those like weird growths on them i was going to say are you [ __ ]
climbing that ladder what the hell oh yeah yeah just remove that
uh thing that’ll be [Applause] okay i’m seeing [ __ ] i’m
not supposed to what’s in here why the [ __ ] would i open that chicken i got to get out of his sight so this is like a a
free floating enemy that’s cool that’s actually really cool oh he’s up there dude oh god oh my god hi oh it’s another dude [Music] hello oh my god dude that thing’s just a free floating enemy is it going to come up here god damn can’t get out here oh god oh it’s over there i think
it lost me oh very quickly found oh god do you have to shoot it oh hey okay there’s a different way to go what the [ __ ] brother why did i come what i i felt like i
should come up here because this is where he was before oh there’s chicken
over there oh all these two that’s a mermaid that’s where the fish guy must live am i facing the right
way no it’s behind me this way bop whoa he bit my belly he’s biting my belly yeah he doesn’t care is he getting stunned by
that what’s how does this guy work i was over here oh hell yeah
come on oh no not the knife this thing that was not good if it kills me that’s fine i just want to oh
my god you can kill it crystal beast wow what the hell i thought it was stupid before i
played it now i think it’s cute oh what game maybe i supposed to go this way well
i need that chicken i also need more meat i need one more meat mechanical door that’s across this bridge
i did hear a chicken over here perhaps in the other
house yeah it was over here chickens behind there let’s see yeah h it’s been a while since i played
i don’t remember what i have okay this is like a new area of the uh village here that’s locked explosive rounds a lockpick very nice ah there’s our next gun all right
how do you pick up like that okay jeez this is a [ __ ] mess how do you rotate uh space weird no what jeez it’s a [ __ ] mess we got quality meat can we use the wait what oh come
on let’s just organize everything [ __ ] nice all right where’s the quick way back to the duke because we do have quality
meat which is another hefty upgrade seeking something in particular quality meat ah we need fish we
need one fish and we need more meat meat okay wait you know what i think we can put this away in here okay one out of one cool
and then for this just to get it out of our inventory ah thanks there we go uh we have five poultry that we can use for there and two okay so this this
would be our next upgrade guarantee yeah we need we just need a meat
okay uh you have an eye for so we also have a handgun semi-automatic pistol and we
have a fully automatic pistol i wish you can compare the stats here thank you welcome we have the lei and the m1 so power is 160 this is 150 so we want we want this gun yeah so let’s sell that this is all an investment
even sell the lei oh you know what donna’s creepy ass doll it doesn’t
move anymore very valuable necklace with two holes combinable no don’t
sell that combinable very valuable okay do not sell those [Music] 65k angie just adorable porcelain
dolls are very popular you know okay uh did we sell more important than
anything anything my friend did we sell the lemi we did all right so let’s go
in here no we didn’t if i say so myself naturally okay sell the lei yes just to conserve uh you no longer
need space yeah i guess so to hunger i look forward to seeing the fruits of your
exploration what’s that one more pole tree okay so many weapons right now jesus we got mines and [ __ ] uh yikes okay all right let’s immediately dump
some points into our pistol which these hands are more dextrous than one
might think that is what i use quite a lot what ah it’s fine all finished are we going to get a better shotgun stopping power is a lot ammo capacity 5 to [Music] 7 oh my god yeah we
have so many we have so much lei cool i’m gonna shortcut this to the
top uh okay wish to make a purchase supplies and blueprints oh i could
buy this again for twice its worth but okay we got ambient [ __ ] duke asmr explosive rounds flashbangs mines a
first aid med some ammo i’m skilled at all sorts of weapons modifications
and we’ll do them for a small fee wait a [ __ ] second this is a shotgun i
have this good day then oh my god i just upgraded this weapon for nothing should
i go back and say whatever as you wish to hunger god damn it used to be alive what a dumbass i’m surprised you’d part with this so early oh my god leave this to me bro okay have a wonderful adventure sick we just w i wasted money
on that shotgun but it’s okay whatever whatever [Music] how do i save oh and a typewriter where is a typewriter right [ __ ] next
to duke sorry i’m rusty man i i haven’t played this in a in a long while this way i like all the green
little algae and [ __ ] gross moss all right now i feel like we can finally begin all right i got to head straight that way let’s just follow the water i guess
ooh globs oh they’re [ __ ] moving i like that it’s covered in slimy substance
looks breakable though oh for real what the hell so is this breakable no it’s not making the same sound at all what’s all this i’m interested
in this alakard what the reservoir let’s go see what
that uh what that fish man wants me oh my god we’re going to go back to the [ __ ] duke i’m sorry pigs a they’re so scared oh we’re going to get that thing here okay another typewriter photo of the rare animal oh we got that
meat we got quality meat part of me wants to go back to duke and level up
and get that super buff with the uh juicy game but maybe we’ll see him i
don’t think he was at the doll’s house though bro imagine being in this in
real life in real life fire realm it’s locked from the other
side i see a yellow thing spinnel this is a cool idea for
an environment little fish house what a tease oh he’s just watching static arms mother if it’s for you i’d do anything oh anything i’ll just be taking this wait wait wait what
are you doing with mother’s special child she’s not hers oh you have something to say what do you
mean mother’s special child mother wants her baby back don’t screw with me wait wait wait please
please if you take it then the others laugh at me god we couldn’t have that i do better than them
what do i care wait just a little longer please what’s so funny you’re stupid you talk too
much it’s all over i plugged the way in what do you whoa this is my territory i won’t let you
bleed [ __ ] i like the little fish man [ __ ] it’s like walking through a haunted
house that’s fun how do i get out of here i don’t right now know ethan and go that way i’m trying to
find that the wrong way to go first maybe there’s items or hidden stuff over there well like i did that there we go cookies and cream ice cream hey chat what’s uh what’s the best flavor ice cream
cookies and cream is [ __ ] up there dude for real i like uh i like cookies
and cream i like uh cookie dough big on the cookie game cookiey’s
going crazy star wars fortnite wildening i’m obsessed with that
video lately fortnite star wars wilden ah fortnite is [Music] crapped little british boy this one breaks oh my god dude this map is huge this one breaks hey yo okay we’ve
been here this is where we like got the pickup uh i don’t have to go back this way what’s
that guy’s name the fish man he looks like a don don fish don fishman yeah i wanted to go this way i just wanted to see oh where are we this looks like a boss
area i kind of want to explore the mine some more i feel like we have to come this way you
know i want to go ways that we don’t have to go kind of looked like a cut
scene would trigger right there did you hear that stock sound effect all right let’s use
our new weapons fight some boys ow [ __ ] bet you can get really good
with the knife is this this is block rusted scrap what’s that the boat key gone fishing i should get that
for my keys i can’t stand fishing hi oh it’s one of those guys okay hey hey oh my god he just broke the [ __ ]
i’m running out of [ __ ] ammo for this come as they are oh
did they break his [ __ ] uh [Applause] o nice oh with these head shots
though bye perfect crystal skull a perfect crystal skull like this herb oh we got we do got
to do some crafting you know uh what do i want i’ll take how many do we have on hand how
many chem fluids we have can we make one of these i have so much pistol
ammo maybe it’d be better to do this metal scrap and gunpowder to make
those i haven’t been using those though why does this lighting look uh i wonder if you could blind people with that that’d be cool blinding like
blinding people casually some flower ooh i thought we can go in there cringe uh what did we get we got the boat key here okay anything else in the drawers or
anything nope all clear i forgot about that system it’s a cool little area
this is where i want to live fish oh you don’t want to eat those fish no way uh is this where i want to be maybe no this is where we got rose’s
arms look at my shadow running with a knife all right uh before we go
out here i’m just going to run to the restroom welcome [Music] back coffee [Music] all right i i bet this is going to be like
a big crescendo area the hell’s my hair doing whoa oh maybe a knife isn’t the best
thing to have out right now hey hey stop minding your own business get [ __ ] over here uh-oh oh my god did you see
his neck at the last second it was like i’m sorry whose arm uh
my daughter’s arm where is it dude arms flask arms oh can you actually no
it’s too foggy this has the mermaid on it [Laughter] though yeah they split
my baby up into yellow juice yeah legs head glass container with
the mermaid crest it has the label with ros’s name and the word arms sun and moon
crest flower and swords crest what’s next torso there’s got to be supplies in
here right yeah leave the boat key in the shack in the mine hans is dead
so no more fishing for a while i mean we all know his death was no accident
he was eaten by a giant fish boat and all he needed to start the motorboat ooh oh you can steer the boat okay muk and goo hey yo i want to go in there yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] in the water dude [ __ ] the
water [ __ ] the ocean [ __ ] everything in the ocean perfect [ __ ] parking
job dude i’m terrible all i heard was caboose from red versus blue
i feel my torso i can’t feel my torso hello why would why wouldn’t you look at
the moving thing first ethan or something why wouldn’t you look at that [ __ ] are
they doing here what the [ __ ] is that whoa what get off of me stay the
[ __ ] down ethan i got to say i’m surprised you made it what it’d be
a shame if something happened to you now sure chris why not you killed
mia now do me and finish the job hey cap i’m getting some serious motion
readings out here we should move on what kind of readings what’s moving unknown but my
guess is we’ve been here too long and miranda knows it hey hey did you say miranda how
are you involved leave it alone ethan you are out of your depth what about the sample
analysis it’s definitely related to the mold you stay out of our business
ethan what business watch out [ __ ] stay back is that what he
looks like under there the exit’s underwater you’re done i don’t have time for this miranda is already prepared he has a little bomb tattoo pathetic i like him not you what are you talking about what the [ __ ] is wrong with you look at his little fish
[Music] tail that poor dude oh this is cool this is like walking through a haunted
house in a fun way they did a good job with this game what am i supposed to do i don’t know that fish dude obviously knows a lot
more information instead you were just an [ __ ] to him marose clinic oh that was a place in town
he’s the one with the instrument right so is did he live in town and this is where he worked
hey wow that’s really cool that reminds me of resident evil 4 with the pieces of wood and the
cogs i wonder if i can do anything like that over here maybe we got to go this way he said the exit’s underwater oh hey yo what are you doing here does he say anything to me shall i
choose something for you uh yeah let’s go here yes yes we’ve gathered
all the ingredients health greatly increases permanently let’s get cooking baby apologies for the wait here’s
your share a to de boy let’s go health has greatly increased permanent chance
dish could be had in this winterbound frontier we need a fish and two more meat but we
did get the quality meat for that that’s damage taken when garden greatly decreases
permanently um health increases permanently damage taken when guarding decreases
permanently i’d rather go for the big ones um rather than the little ones uh this
is finest fish we’re going to need uh there’s one in the in the whole game all sorts
of weapons we’ll do them for a small fee i suppose one moment please oh we need parts for
these okay is he selling the part maybe oh what’s this customizable part
for the handgun greatly reduces recoil hair trigger customizable part
for the shotgun greatly increases rate of fire so there’s my weapon upgrades i’m going to get the i’m going to go for the
pistol just cuz i use it a lot [Music] nice how do we unlock more it looks like
these are unlockable i like that the actual model 3d model itself changes uh okay it looks like
there’s one other part that i don’t know yet and this gun stock this is for shotgun oh
that’s for the w870 i don’t have that do i i do guess what i do investment
even this i don’t have this gun anymore uh we at 95k it’d
be worth it to spend [Music] some how many shells do you actually
get one shell for a thousand an interesting selection let’s hold off for now day then all right yeah what the [ __ ] what’s
going on with chris and all right uh three reds diagonallying if i can drain
the water water [ __ ] oh look oh that’s cool not enough cash stranger reservoir gate
house operations instructions in an instance of heavy rain there may be damage to the local
aquatic life it is advised that you drain all excess water using the following steps move the
windmills with a crank to start the electricity to the gate house pull the lever in the
gate house to open the oh wait slle slew gate i don’t remember how to say that uh cool
okay so we got to move the lighouses so that they’re all uh lighouses uh windmills
so that they’re all blowing that one’s blowing and that one’s blowing we got to move
this one how do you move a whole [ __ ] windmill we about to find out oh can we oh cool okay oh inside and around probably yeah here we
go that’s just where the duke’s going to chill out i would trust that chem fluid to put
in my body oh that’s duke that’s duke having a bit of a cough there crazy
bastard i’m sorry chickens god damn that’s so clever putting the permanent
upgrades to your stats just out and about in the world think i was talking about
that last time super [ __ ] clever i’m just making it animals just the crank is
old and busted up it feels like it’s going to snap at any second i hope it doesn’t break
the only other one we have is over at window 2 did you leave a crank though maybe not maybe not
oh this one yeah yeah yeah there’s a there’s a few uh there’s a few things around
the town too the village seriously ethan baby we knew that was going
to happen and spinning it just that little bit is going to make it so that we can
cross in some way can we just drop down no i like it no huh okay maybe wait what’s what’s the
mechanism that’s actually spinning when we spin that i don’t know if that’s a thing growling or what i care for that fish man why
is ethan being an [ __ ] to him okay so this bro can we go in the windmill
yeah okay there’s a door over there duh here we go here we are come on oh this is cool dude oh i like the set pieces in this a lot it’s gorgeous i mean if it wasn’t for the yellow tape would
i have ever noticed that or thought to do that not looking to [Music] fish i don’t know i feel conflicted he only goes on these little [Music] bridges didn’t i put
my map on like a quick key [Music] oh isn’t it it’s alt didn’t i didn’t i put my map on
like a a way more convenient key than m vatilda oh you can’t do tilda tab is already used uh ah whatever oh there’s no there’s
no goodies here there is though actually there is goodies in the
barrels you’re not going to tell me where the goodies are damn if you have a
side mouse button use those oh that’s block oh that’s what my side mouse hey that’s what my
side mouse button did it was blocked this whole time it stinks dude look at that modeling this area must have been very fun what that doing you have a random
tip that you found but it’s true can we jump no no oh that raised that up and there was another one of those uh
okay oh i didn’t i walked right past this whoa come on brother is this a puzzle hold on i love puzzles
okay that raises blue what the [ __ ] excuse me start the game from your most recent save data okay i guess don’t get in the
[ __ ] way while they’re raising up it looks like blue is timed oh
they’re all timed oh [ __ ] that’s why cool magnum ammo okay white yellow so i need yellow and blue to get back but white is white permanent no [ __ ] no okay we have to hit all of them really quick white lasts a long time it looks like though so hit white first oh [ __ ] i didn’t even
look before crossing the road hey stinky so he just left
so maybe we’ll maybe we’ll be good is that him ethan you should have
been [ __ ] nice so what he’s a fish man oh there’s a i thought this was block for some
reason i feel like the sec we got to wait for him to do it again i feel like the second
i step on that it’s going to be bad news oh yeah he’s disappointed he saw me get to
the weird uh wheel cart and this leads here oh look at the worms look at the worms fellas whoa crash bandicoot who’s over here just [ __ ] pennies
nothing no there’s something past here look at that effect dude i like the
rainbow on the glistens am i supposed to be this way oh some kind of
mechanism some kind of freaky mechanism this doesn’t have a color on it hey [ __ ] out of here big one oh
don’t start quipping ethan don’t do that he’s he’s like looking for his daughter
he’s trying out his [ __ ] tight five standup routine oh can i not get back there no i
feel like there was something good over there no caught myself a big one
your daughter’s like dismembered need to get out of here why oh that’s cool look at that whoa yeah i want to get a good look at that dude wait
so where did that lead oh maybe we’ll go back over there actually looking at
it what the [ __ ] is your problem dude oh we have to go back that
okay cool you can’t climb up like this yeah no [ __ ] i guess
this just this was where a ladder was can i see him doing this yeah look at him so that fish is not the fish
man door is warped and won’t open i don’t know where i’m going oh look at that that’s yellow i don’t know what that was going
to do let’s use the crank on the thing but the windmill’s already
spinning isn’t that what we want you take that [ __ ] crank back here we go oh wow wait so
what is that part of the windmill or that’s part of a ladder wouldn’t if
the windmill was if the ladder was here and a permanent structure wouldn’t
the windmill just [ __ ] decimate it oh [ __ ] off you with the three fingers i want to know what’s over there
maybe that’s where you get the finest fish a large crank used to turn the windmills okay open the slle before i do that though oh can i even get
in that door still yeah i want to i want to go back that way and i really want to see if that’s
where you get the finest fish for the permanent upgrade it’s over there
what is that oh can i not oh maybe me too b the finest fish there’s some
fish here those should be fine to eat right no they they just came out of the water
even though the water is gross all water’s gross i don’t know how i don’t think you can god this game is pretty dude god oh uh okay oh it leaves it up wait what select f okay is that it really oh you only have so many moves oh okay i see black one has this would be blue this would be uh red middle is red this would be red wait no this would be red this would be blue that blue one these are those two blue ones into
that there needs to be one more white one right across from that and then this is blue okay got it that is the man that has to be yeah i like him my wilder dude my [ __ ] wilder dude maybe get the salmon here you got
to get the salmon in the fish level right even if it’s not the finest salmon just
any salmon do you guys like eating fish i cannot eat fish like in real life i hate it uh mother
miranda brought me five peoples from the village just like i asked did i made them sleep with some
liquid and then put kada in their tummies i look forward to the cad to grow in their tummies
four of the people from the village are dead this morning one is almost a liykan i sent it
to my lab on the mountain i failed again mother was strong wants strong vessels but i cannot
get any we need more people from the village hey yo high capacity mag that was our other upgrade hey oh and it doesn’t take up more space
that’s awesome that’s kind of [ __ ] epic as hell no [ __ ] magnum ammo put that
down here with the ammos oh up here with the ammo [Music] rather come on in resident evil 4 if you had a
situation like this like oh it would just let you pick up the other thing it really
would this is poultry right meat meat we’ll have a meat shelf yeah just
like that a meat shelf mhm yep saw the meat shelf there cool that was
just underwater and it’s in like great condition salmon salmon poultry drown house burning oh they want me to fight
they’re setting me up for fight oh that’s how you [Applause] block i like him [Music] oh check this [ __ ] out i can’t [ __ ] aim with this
thing whoa his eyes are [ __ ] bloodshot anybody in chat play ill i’m neutral i
don’t hate it but i don’t really love it either way i’ll take it or leave
it oh fish yeah i’ve what oh [ __ ] really that’s that’s [ __ ] cool
actually that’s a really clever attack okay where you at oi why did it autolock like
that i don’t know if i like that oh what big belly oh he didn’t give a [ __ ] about that
oh he didn’t care he frankly did not care ow ow [ __ ] oh i’m fine i’m orange but it’s okay oh
his eyes are [ __ ] bloodshot as hell oh you kidding there you go that hurts my eyes looking at that god damn
can’t get caught that oh go underneath the oh that’s so [ __ ] rad that’s so [ __ ] cool capcom’s killing it man
especially when you compare it to [ __ ] silent hill games that are coming out now one of my favorite franchises so like ever
and it’s just getting [ __ ] the [ __ ] on uh kill you they confirmed that they used ai to
write silent hill ascension so [ __ ] disappointing not that silent hill
ascension had like good groundwork to be valuable but like what are you doing no h full heal i frames show yourself friendly reminder that
blooper team is making oh that’s not friendly i’m i’m i already committed
on stream i’m going to buy that day one and i’m just going to hate play it
let’s say look what they did to my boy ow i don’t know if this was official
anywhere official or anything but they uh they expressed interest in making silent hill
3 as well can i hurt this big belly can i hurt that big belly i already said i would i i am so
morbidly curious what they did to silent hill 2 oh my god dude anyway kudos to capcom nami came back to making games
after years and it’s just been like this uh come out of there i’ll shoot you come out i don’t think that’s doing anything though where did i get 17 [ __ ] oh the the huge
clip i’m using that’s right that’s right please show the little man [Music] ow [ __ ] when you do big belly are
you going to go on the rooftop and you hurt me i don’t know ethan
you already have what you want a fish man oh my god dude that’s vile here’s hoping konami sells the castlevania
rights they never ever they would never i don’t think they would ever sell
their ips imagine though imagine like imagine a different publisher getting
a chance to make a silent hill game or a castlevania game or a metal gear game
no just leave metal gear alone please there are some very interesting mods um
coming out for mgs 1 2 and 3 which is the whole reason i was excited for
it to come out on pc [ __ ] mods oh i guess that was doing base damage crystal maro he was in life disgusting
why are you being so he didn’t want to be a fishman why would anybody want to be a fish man he was making the best of what he was given
i hate ethan you’re literally mold like shut up a handsome little mold uh hey mold man where do we go can i okay this way this way the exit’s up ahead do you bullied a fish man i guess he did steal part of your
daughter but like don’t make fun of him for things he can’t control oh hey
mother miranda gave me a rose jar no one likes me which is why i thought they
would leave me out again but heisenberg said that was why we each get a rose the ceremony
cannot happen without all of us there mother didn’t seem to care though mother said rose is a
vessel with a vessel mother can get her real child back even though she has been dead for a very long
time but if mother does that then what will happen to me i’m not her real child will she abandon me
no i don’t want that no no no no no no no no no no kadu is that alive yeah i like that he’s just
like watching that oh he’s eating a little pie there’s those same potatoes uh that’s village it’s the little fishing village bam four winged key oh we need a
six-wing key i didn’t get that oh what take it what take take this take this thing examine
combine with the four-wing okay i thought we were going to have another uh pocket knife
situation was that a pocket knife who’s that who that we just met a while back not that
it really matters you’re the last [ __ ] in my way aren’t you you’ve got fight i’ll
give you that ethan but what’s the plan when you have all four flasks what are
you trying to get at i could lend you a hand not trying to get on my good side don’t
get cocky i’d kill you if you weren’t worth a trouble there’s a stronghold
not too far outside the village go there and get my flask do that and
you pass first head back to the graveyard self-centered prick he can hear with that tv have you
played gtfo i haven’t what’s that a key decorated with six-winged unborn being this sounds kind of fun
sounds like an obstacle course [Music] hey yeah we have all those cranks we can do now so that gate that i just opened is on the
way back to the village what is this what is this also this oh wait oh i want to play oh we need the ball i don’t
have the ball anymore a man i don’t know where we would get the ball in here i just came from in here aw stinky that means there was a doll one too wait we
just opened that crank and then didn’t even go in gtfo is a squad objective horror game with a heavy
reliance on stealth in fact being in too much combat is often a death sentence that sounds cool
you said squad based i’ve seen the title of it before and no it’s not people telling me
to gtfo so don’t even try that mermaid ball the [ __ ] what are those [Applause] sheep i hear that thing i don’t know
where it is though it’s on sale right now next time i get up to go to
the restroom i’ll take a look at [Applause] that oh god [ __ ] out of here you [ __ ] the crystal wing hey jesus christ and an herb dude did i
get the herb i think i got it god [Applause] damn oh i forgot this
is an automatic gun very nice there’s just [ __ ] all over the place man this [ __ ] ain’t nothing to me man
i hear you i’m coming to kill you hey what were you eating nothing mother
miranda gave me a mountain and now i can do lots and lots of kdau experiments this
is my secret special laboratory i did three kdu experiments today but they all went pop
and made a mess i put in the kdo and then i tried putting wolf blood from a needle into the
spine the person wriggled a lot and then killed my assistant i could not hold it down so i
put it in a cage and now i have to feed it ooh ooh a wolf spain revolver what the hell hey oh [ __ ] that thing i don’t know what the [ __ ] else to
use it for the bosses aren’t even that [Laughter] hard um vay have you ever played
golden light it goes on sale pretty often too it is one of my favorite it just quickly
became one of my favorite games of all time i love it um i’ve showed people the game and
um they my friend andrew was funny i i was like “dude we have to play this together.”
and he was like “okay okay.” and then uh we played it for a bit and he was just like “was
this game just made for chris?” like “what the fuck?” golden light i’ll look into it
yeah it’s a horror rogike um and it’s so atmospheric and [ __ ] cool
yeah i i highly recommend it yeah randomly generated uh i guess that was
a little zipline for when the wolf showed up oh there we go flashbang yeah dude i’m actually getting
the itch to play it again soon my pencil my pencil is getting small again what
like you’re right in your games list have i been in this house have i been in this
house i have but i didn’t get everything from it [ __ ] yeah all right we got that we got
the labyrinth puzzle we got the meat beast meat looks like a hex on dvd god i play that
game too much are you sketching what are you sketching where am i going yeah i want to do the ball a ball made out of metal decorated
with a mermaid yeah [ __ ] yeah oh this is really cute oh watch out oh wait okay is this uh can i fall off of this all right let’s rest there
what a terrible angle what you doing rest there oh i don’t think you can fall off anymore into the [ __ ] lighting let’s go
little confetti shoots out short to root i got the short roose i want to go to the
dollhouse and do that one i bet that one’s really cool metal ball this way oh [ __ ] heisenberg made that metal sculptures oh my god that’s really funny are we
back in the village yeah oh there’s chicken over there oh you know what yeah chicken here
chicken there chicken chicken everywhere where the [ __ ] am i going i’m lost
as hell all right this way to the left yeah sorry chickens i’m sorry
chickens i feel [ __ ] bad dude oh look at his little last breath dude it’s
[ __ ] sad oh my god what’s in here goodies for me oh what’s this supposed doing i’ve been here why do i want to be
up here though can i walk across this no it looks like i can
get in that window though makes me feel [ __ ] old when i can
sneeze and throw out my back what the [ __ ] makes me feel old when i sneeze period full
stop how do you get in there i can’t jump so like what oh there’s a little treasure a pigeon
blood ruby [ __ ] stop maybe i can’t get in there i thought that was just a container
of just crap like nothing oh look at all the blue buildings love to see it uh this is
maestro’s collection and we don’t have any instruments though merchant save point there
was a few lockpick i do have one of those oh there’s another well uh did it label the door no
not really i thought there was a few places i could use that crank though maybe [ __ ] not where’s that other well
i really want to check that out here all right so turn around every now and then i fall apart this way papa what a [ __ ] rose is waiting for you does rose even know
that i got to get all these wheels this way but it’s blocked so we
take the alternative route over here right ooh yeah see isn’t there a window i
can jump through wait i’m so turned around there’s been a couple instances
where i was like “okay the yellow cord makes sense.” okay we’re on the other side
of that should be right behind me up here god damn it i didn’t have to go underneath the tractor yes usually there’s some good
upgrades sometimes sometimes it’s uh nothing okay okay a lockpick will
get me to other weapons though cuz there’s two lockpicks in here yeah one in
there and we’re actually nearby one right now upstairs the house next door this one no wait i didn’t get
everything here oh look at that nice did i open this ew it’s like attached to this house
so where’s the desk through the oh confusing ass village here we [Music] go yeah locked the time of day changing
between each uh each boss is pretty cool all right and we had one more
uh well or lockpick lockpick uh to my right come on big money all right let’s go see what
that heisenberg character wants whoa hey everybody whoa jesus
christ i didn’t my peripheral vision didn’t even see these things oh my
god dude that scared me i thought they were like bushes or something the
show must go on baby what’s in here this was the doll no this was castle deat rescue i didn’t like those guys where’s the altar haliph what the [ __ ] are you holding duke’s kitchen we need to get a fish dude oh
we do have the meats we do got the meats we could do this but i’d rather save up for this we need one [ __ ] fish bro
thank you for your patronage yeah yeah [Music] i’m dying to see what this guy’s got this way papa stronghold graveyard and mill can you see the factory you can
see smoke i can i can see the smoke wait a [ __ ] minute hold the [ __ ]
on go back to that altar right now [ __ ] okay four wings isn’t there a six-wing gate here no really we use this to get fish duke is a
massive dude crazy as hell he’s been using all the yellow good luck whoa what’s over here i don’t
think they wanted me to go this way i was like “what the [ __ ] is that?”
they definitely want me to go this way instead let’s go this way does a sign say no i want the secrets where are we dude
brother can you get fish here salmon am i supposed to be here hey come on now i’m not going to hurt you i hate doing this i always like to be nice to the animals in games whatever this seems like an extra area
especially since there’s upgrade materials here holy [ __ ] ew looks like an al gigante huh oh god i got [ __ ] stuck on something oh he’s cool dude get out of here [ __ ] gargoyle an added pest come up this way though bet you want to
come up this way get [ __ ] out of here dude oh god oh oh [ __ ] that was really lucky will he follow me out here hello oh [ __ ] dome shot brother wow i did just
dome shot you i did kind of just dome shot you so shot t dumb shot miss what’s this oh he hated that fling uh something tells me that gun is really strong giant pistol [ __ ] axe dude i’m so glad i came wait what who’s banging on here oh look at
this poultry poultry yo what is this fish oh my god dude butchers what does that say some someone’s mill well at someone’s mill oh my god father nicola’s angel [Music] combinable nice ah crystallized humans remains found
in the labyrinth by the windmills hey no that’s the exact thing
i wanted to read god damn it uh stop antique angel statue that
was treasured by nicola one of the four founders how much more [ __ ] are they
going to give me in here damn dude [ __ ] yeah i’ll take it too i’m licking
my chops just thinking about all the goodies oh grow up i do need to get more
fish though you know what i mean that revolver looked uh pretty serious oh hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah do [Applause] it oh [ __ ] yeah i’m surprised
that wasn’t an achievement god damn did we get everything here god damn no this is a crazy area honestly i’m surprised
the uh finest fish isn’t in there he also had meat outside i think there’s some more stuff
on the second floor oh was that the last thing no yeah let’s take a quick peek now
that i have time to walk around in here looks like the bottom floor might be done or
maybe those are just the uh bottom floor is not done h that was that was a cool little mini boss hey yo more stuff look at this hey there we are good [ __ ] [Music] wow that was just completely separate from everything i have so much [ __ ] to sell too oh uh i i was going to say maybe it’s worth visiting the duke because
we just beat a major boss what what where do you guys think it’s
worth visiting duke he probably has new weapons or [ __ ] on sale i’m very excited
for the factory though that freaked me out again we did just get one fish too so that
there’s our one fish too we’re going to up up uh upgrade up uh we’re going to get upies yeah we’re
going to get upies over here uh where to up here hello if it’s just looking
window shop away this one i can hardly wait yes excuse me a moment finished i’d love for you to enjoy as well
food sounds good in real life damage when taking guarding has greatly decreased could be
had in this winterbound frontier okay so we got this not yet crystal skull perfect crystal skull very valuable crystal
wing crystal beast giant [ __ ] crystal axe crystal more maro feels like it’s looking at me
that one’s pretty cool necklace with one hole that thing’s so cool uh very valuable
so not combinable and then i’m going to keep this stuff 152 [ __ ] k this
is lord marose i suppose it’s what they call the beauty of the grotesque
why is everybody so mean to that dude stick up for your local fishman do you have enough firepower i can now offer
an expanded weapon modification sir yes these hands are more dextrous than one might
think 27k 18k dude we got the money though 15k what’s this about wolf’s bane oh this is
just a magnum okay don’t i have a magnum though huh oh yeah got to upgrade the handgun not even looking i don’t care if i go blind i don’t need to see the price tag anyway i barely use this even
though that was like the primary weapon i used during the fight that’s what
i would food is life yeah baby your patronage ah [Music] this way all right let’s go see finally the factory look a fun little circle to [Applause] explore my craft and ass could not be trusted here uh there dumb is it easier to just use keyboard
how do you how do you pick stuff up move wait you can stack items is that what that just did shift no [Music] lame oh they’re different types i haven’t used a mine yet god damn honestly looking so beautiful okay hey [ __ ] now you oh that’s satisfying where out where they out o heal up i didn’t hear no bell come on b [ __ ] off [ __ ] that guy with the axe and you too shut up he pulled out an axe out of nowhere
oh you better not drop nothing i can’t get up there man oh oh that’s
so [ __ ] nice it falls down oh he was saying if i make it out of here you know
what yeah i’m going to use some like funky [ __ ] oh that blew up the red barrel too sucks what oh my god knock that off [Applause] hey oh we are running low on pistol ammo i love my pistol ammo oh value [ __ ] wait hit me again oh never mind
oh man [ __ ] all that went to [ __ ] did that just explode on
itself by itself that’s pretty cool oh my god hell yeah how do i get this door open let’s climb on up there ethan let’s
scramble on up there ethan sniper ammo hi [Applause] everybody come here everybody i love this handgun dude hey oh above me okay [Applause] yo i got to start using you you know what [ __ ] off haha full health craft [ __ ] oh i love it and i got to get up there somehow the bright yellow ladder a chest over here but where down [Music] below the [ __ ] ah i was hoping that would
do something in the environment is where actually is that chest
right there okay wait is that it no that’s just a a regular old box
is it this way it’s directly in front of me but i don’t know what level
it’s on oh okay i’m going to [ __ ] yeah it’s either right above me or right below me a ladder somewhere it’s got to be above right but how do you get up there listen to all these [ __ ] birds bro there could be like a
weapon upgrade up there something how do you get up there you can’t
like jump across ledges as far as i’ve [Music] seen doesn’t exist
technology doesn’t exist jumping jumping if we do this fast enough we could fly
um what’s that nothing it’s got to be above me huh where the hell is it over there where’s their gunpowder oh over here yeah right can i get underneath somehow i thought
jumping down there would give me the it’s it’s got to be up there but i didn’t see anything i
didn’t see anything at all okay so it’s not wait what treasure under the stronghold okay that’s
actually really helpful there be a cave leading there h maybe i get in and work my
way back over there seems weird though under the stronghold okay who knows honestly maybe we get
another like crank like item and uh i don’t think so but interesting stronghold pipe bomb oh good there’s a save all right uh i think that’s where
we’re going to end it here it’s 4:00 in the morning yeah okay we’re going to end it here uh
yeah i want to say thank you so much for spending your time with me thank you so much for spending
your night with me uh i will be back on tomorrow i’m going to drop the discord here here come play
some games with me uh chucky comes out tomorrow for dbd so we might be doing some of that checking
that out i did not check him out during the ptb so very possible uh let’s go find somebody cool to
raid and i will see you guys tomorrow bye [Music] hey welcome back resident evil village it’s like
resident evil 8 but like they called it crazy [Music] ah been a while for this one um i think we’re
up to heisenberg’s place here oh yeah yeah got to figure we’re getting close to
the end here why did i think i could jump every time i do that it’s
like and you pick up tongs this must be their den this yeah this
must be their den if you think about it [Applause] pop knife oh that works i forgot about you ah what the [ __ ] that’s pretty
silly uh what do i got in here i have this haha can i do that i want to do
that no that’s just for bad guys oh [ __ ] i didn’t want to do that i don’t know what would stop him it’s
like bullets don’t stop him he doesn’t even care gunpowder more boys get that more boys more [Music] boys even more
boys oh my god dude what’s up hey did i fight for no reason think i
just lost a lot of resources doing that okay big guy oh wasn’t aware of big guy oh let’s use one
of these how about some of this [Applause] [Applause] woo ow he bit me while i was while i was grappling
h no h good as new bit me while i was whoa whoa whoa what the hell wait hold on a second oh my
god v uh the wait did the notification go off i came at an interesting time vay
with the five gift subs oh my god v dude what’s up [ __ ] oh my god dude you didn’t have to do that bro i just
appreciate you being here a thank you so much v merry christmas to you too buddy oh there’s the big guy [Applause] oh man genuinely thank you so so much what’s everybody doing for the holidays can i go in here ooh and how are you lily i got to figure out what’s
up with i i just messed around with the stream elements so i wonder if
that turned off my um my notifications doing some deborah hell yeah
i got into uh deborah daylight um the other day after a long while of uh
taking a break and it was fun sometimes you need a break though spending it alone
mostly kind of depressing i know oh i’m i’m doing the same thing i’m actually working on
christmas um and i love it time and a half baby otherwise i would have to fly um across the
country back to new york spend it with my family i’d rather see them at a less hectic time cutesy little slideshow what what does that remind me of uh oh nightw watch is
that the right movie i’m thinking of the king’s orders finally arrived withdraw it
is most vexing that we must abandon the border stronghold to those freaking heretics if i had
but a little more time i know i might be able to turn the tides of this battle nay i should not
put on heirs it is my curiosity that ties me to this place there are a number of ruins yes in
the vicinity which the locals say are very ancient the ceremony site with four giant statues the
caves with murals carved on the walls and the stone plinth they call the giants chalas
where did the people who built them come from where did they go it irks me that we must
abandon this place without knowing who built the pyramids i love the hell out of dvd honestly same
i’d rather visit people not for the holiday yeah it feels more special feels forced during
the holidays plus i don’t like to travel during the holidays just kind of sucks
and then and then it’s just this whole thing like um we usually it’s very nice i i’m
complaining just cuz it’s not my cup of tea but um yeah we usually go to my uncle’s house who
who usually does they do their best to put on um very nice place to uh everybody get
together and stuff but i don’t know yeah i guess it’s just more special to me personally
when uh can i hurt him yet when it’s not during holiday that’s actually doing something oh i i
thought for sure i was going to get hit there i have 30 bullets for this hell yeah oh [Music] wow yeah i’d rather not partake either um but
i don’t appreci it’s it’s not like i don’t appreciate the effort that people put into
it um i guess is what i was trying to say don’t you call little little lums
don’t you do it i see them i see them they call the little lumps
oh my good god hey you knocked me down ah you’re stupid that oh
i thought that pillar came back i saw blood counts as
a hit in my book do a reload here oh god no way what a waste of time for you those little stuns make me feel like this is actually working and it’s
not just like an invincible boss ah miss 360 no oh god [Music] o call
an ambulance but not for me but not for me i hear little lumps little lumps [Applause] oh i stole this joke from twitter but what if there was a um what if there was
a werewolf youtuber named like subscribe always like that one oh ow oh got to get
the sauce you got to get the sauce could have done it miles could have done
it niles could have done it niles could have done it i saw a d and d joke that had
the same punch line played on me and i want everybody in chat to get the
same amount of enjoyment out of out of it as if you hadn’t heard my joke that’s
the rule my joke the one i stole from twitter yeah as you can see this guy’s
very hard um we’re having a very hard time he he ate [ __ ] 30 sniper bullets [Music] so oh why’d you do that they were your friends
they were your friends they were your friends and you killed them cringe cringe uh
where’s like a where’s like a a sucker like a yeah oh i got to make my own suckers
i got to make my own kool-aid jammer oh yeah i got a wet hand i’m feeling great that’s what
that’s my impression of um what’s his name e we’re big man hello god damn someone playing a character
that’s a werewolf called like and subscribe oh stop it mr winters mr [Music] winters this is this what you want oh he hated that leon
skinity [ __ ] flashbang no his last name’s always been scanny
i don’t know what you’re talking about the s stands for [ __ ] cool eat [ __ ] yeah eat [ __ ] i wish you could flip him [Music] off he
probably does eat [ __ ] dude probably missed out on those nutrients
probably eats his own young too you guys ever had a hamster that did that oh my god i
had hamsters growing up and i remember going waking up and wake up wake up i was little and
then i what’s that smell and my hamster who had just had babies prior to that and the babies just
disembowled each other and it just smelled [ __ ] horrible and i woke up and i was like i was like
10 years old and i opened the little thing it was [Music] terrible now you’re telling me there’s a bird what
you’re the real deal ethan well done quit hiding [ __ ] i’m not letting you get out of this cool
your jets just a little bit more and you’re all wrapped up i’ll lend you a hand so in exchange
in exchange what first of all come to me put all the flask in the altar and i’m sure you’ll
figure the rest out see you ethan god damn it god damn it googly plate don’t you know wow thanks mr heisenberg
left me a big old boat just for me andrew i was playing bloodborne a few days
ago and i just kept thinking about comborn jokes classic you bought yourself and two other friends
lethal company oh my god i’m so into that game h well that looks like the way to go this looks like extra this looks whoa
what’s up here the sauce some tape now it’s unlocked [Music] ooh
where are we okay we’re back in the village hell yeah where are we some kind of village oh v i can’t wait to hear
what you think of lethal lethal [Music] photo of the phantom fish wait i wasn’t
done looking at that phantom fish like [Music] that huh phantom fish like this foot of a rare animal
so some pig just eats it cadoo implantation notes guess what
characteristics male silver smith scars from pneumonia results low affinity cadoo
failed to grow body transformation drop in cognition another lykan sent to pasture
ooh bernardet no occupation no history of illness results death noble descendant not
from village hereditary blood disease very high affinity no loss in cognition arbitrarily
able to control bodily transformation applied cognition control procedure sent for observation
alcena noble descendant [Music] huh is that somebody who it sounds like some lady who
can transform and transform back uh at will stop it nasty thing [Applause] how do you push him back light them up dig them up holes dig them remember
holes uh this was not the right way i could have sworn uh no this is fow
plot honestly if i had a [Music] nickel i mean some people got to live in
there you want to get friends together first before trying it lethal yeah
yeah it’s uh apparently you can play it solo but it’s not the same dude
you got to hear your friends screaming [Music] i’d say go into it with people who are
the same level of familiarity with it as you i feel like if you go into it like with somebody
who knows everything it’s not going to be as fun it it the fun comes from discovering
everything um yourself you and your group imo uh why did i come back
[Music] here i want to see heisenberg i want to see a phantom fish isn’t duke over here [Music] uh i think he’s over here where is he actually where did
i make the map key v okay where is this [Music] man alter duke
uh it’s right behind me whoop of course it’s my greatest pleasure
to see you return alive mhm welcome i’m skilled at all sorts of weapons
modifications and we’ll do them for a small fee this uh this is like maxed out right
i think i need items to get the the rest um oh i need items for this are they
available to me uh what does this mean flashbangs explosive rounds flashbang
rounds mines blah blah blah m18 hair trigger uh improved stock this is for the
shotgun is this for the shotgun i have the w870 yeah this is the scope cheek rest you
know ethan be resting those cheeks have you considered decluttering your possessions hey what the hell was even that please come again oh how do
i yeah and rotate yeah no [Music] what we got to use some
[Music] shotguns shotgun stuff uh we have that special meat oh we still have
a magnum [ __ ] forgot about that thing i guess it’s good we can save it for what is this
magnum ammo okay don’t discard no no no [Music] [Music] oh isn’t that so nice and
a grenade launcher i didn’t remember we had all this stuff
we got all this [ __ ] in here well then feel free to peruse feel free to browse but try not to crouch dude i got a lot of this per a perfect
crystal skull necklace with one hole combinable very valuable but not
combinable okay poultry cool how do i sell uh the things that i have put
sell please um sell please uh select items to sell yes sell them you
got it sell the item uh okay there we go aha chris wouldn’t hit f is he stupid we could get that thing for the shotgun
the shotgun has been quite [Music] useful looking forward purchase for lei
okay uh we could get a sky cheek rest a little baby pistol
this is all an investment the bird and the beast oh we could make that but we could
make oh the finest of fish we have gotten the the finest of everything
else i think that fish is in the uh that place where we fought that big dude midi
we could make this um let’s save till next we meet not sure exactly where to go cuz i
don’t think these are accurate [Music] anymore oh i’m stupid is he stupid heisenberg told you what to [Music] do i wonder if like in the boardroom they were
like “do you think enough time has passed since breaking bad where we can name one of our
characters heisenberg?” and they were like “yeah ooh that’s mother miranda what was that
what the hell oh yeah let’s see what arms do fishman nothing fishman doesn’t
get it poor fish man legs [Music] i love all these sigils jesus what giant’s chalice finden [Music] finesenberg yeah
what’s up with the giant’s chalice there giant stone chalice that fits into
a pedestal there’s room for four flasks key items though oh my god are you okay who is
that is that just a town’s person a town’s folk oh there’s a mural someone
was talking about a mural earlier scrap another mural wait what it’s locked okay lockpick oh you can only use a specific thing on it uh dude i didn’t want to make any food
so i just had like eight string cheeses [Music] more [ __ ] wait is finest fish over here cuz
this is also a boat place i don’t know if i want to go on there yet
although it was kind of drawing me towards that bridge just across
there is that where heisenberg would be whispering went up where you just had all
those corn dogs why cook dinner when you could have eight corn dogs and i was just like “sorry
i can’t stream today my stomach hurts so bad i would do it again i’d do it all again.” how
could you just sit there and eat eight corn dogs did that go up on heart
zone or video vomit archives ethan they would charge a lot of money for
a ride like this do you know what i’m saying ethan it’s actually kind of amazing that they added a third person mode to
this game you could just do that heart zone yes yes of course where are we is this an extra area or is this like hey what the [ __ ] how do you how do you
knock people back what is what is that what’s the process on [Applause] that that didn’t
work that didn’t work and i got hit so what the hell more shotgun i don’t know jesus oh my god that just went
exactly where i wanted it to go oh what a fine gift for me that’s
what vulgan says in the mgs3 it it never leaves my mind whenever i pick up
something this will make a fine gift for me what a what a psycho thing to say make a
fine gift for me sniper rifle ammo was big what is that i want it bro i need like a bow and arrow
or something how do i light that one woo [Music] do i light you on fire and then you will light the torch for me oh i lit that heyo did i oh yeah come here come here no come on it’s just a little fire ah this will make a fine gift for me it’s a
nuclear warhead that’s what he says that’s what he says i think another fine addition
of my collection it’ll never leave my head what’s that from golden li i just post random
memes art and music into heart zone yeah dude i love it yeah um that is totally a space for you
to promote the hell out of yourself anything it uh the whole spiel is it started as a uh
group chat with me and my friends where we were just kind of going to kind of um gas
each other up and motivate each other to work on our like creative stuff and uh yeah turned
into the heart zone you know today and yeah just self-promo tell us when you’re going live
make some friends it is not about one specific person star wars episode 3
another fine addition to my collection what’s that who said that who said it i finished that item that was
requested please deliver to the house with the red chimney i’ve read that
already how dare you make me reread my own word all right so that’s done you’ll make a new channel for streaming let me know when you make it i can give you a follow what’s uh what’s
your decision there if you don’t mind sharing general grievous the robot guy before
general grievous i know that i know that dude this i think is where the finest fish is let’s see this kind of looks like it right disinterest in general stress from outside sources
in school that’s totally fair hey [ __ ] fish the finest of fish yeah is
this the only place to like get fish i thought it would be at
the fishman’s like place but no i know i’m like i’m trying to be more um consistent with the games that i’m playing
cuz i was like you know what we’re so close to finishing resident evil 8 i don’t want to see
the end let’s just pop that on before i like look for more games right now i’m currently yeah
let me if you’re watching the vod of this it’s going to be crazy but i am playing resident
evil 8 castlevania symphony of the night uh zelda a zelda 64 rom hack called the sealed
palace which is pretty cool but very hard so i’m having a hard time navigating it um i
also want to i also want to pop signalis in again and then lethal and dbd whenever the
mood strikes me also we got video vomit on demand started a new segment this year oh good
i was just thinking of ways to pass the time securing goods is more important than
anything you already finished xcom silly uh wait what i need six fish i just do
not have that many fish we can do this though oh no it would use our fish anything without
fish poultry and meat yeah we could do this what uh yes ah thank you we’ve
gathered all the ingredients now i know i really want to start um metal gear solid
3 just for fun maybe play some mods please join me ew to think such a dish could be had
in this i hate that sound frontier did you hear him swallow i can hardly wait
for the next ingredients my ingredients i think i just need fish now and then
we can get all the upgrades where’s a fish where’s a guy going to go find a fish
that was very smart of this game to put um the upgrades behind like i said it a thousand
times during this play if you’re watching the complete playthrough of this i won’t shut up
about it but very clever to like put that as animals hidden around the uh place wait i’ve got
just the thing a giant’s chalice not on legendary and all those playthroughs are just
me solo um man me and uh acting relic here in the chat we still got to do some
fear and hunger still and i’m so excited to show you and blake how huge fear
and hunger 2 is just like like the scale and that it’s just knowing that
it’s made by one person is just like insane how complex it is it’s like this person
does this on day one it’s like majora’s mask um in that regard this person’s doing
this on day one and if you catch them doing this then they’ll attack
this person and blah blah blah oh but if if you don’t encounter her
until day three uh she’s a zombie or something like it’ll be fine just get your
ass across the bridge well let me save on this typewriter he left here for me
uh let’s see so this guy’s got like metal magnet powers i wonder what uh i wonder
what his uh little station’s going to be like ethan winters welcome i didn’t think you’d
make it past daughter maro but i suppose you survived worse back at america h i like
you i’d like to speak to you about rose and miranda oh come on in don’t worry it’s not
a trap what are you planning if you say so i think my favorite part was
the doll with the baby and uh the matrescu’s [Music] castle
i’m interested to see how this plays out i just tried to scan like in lethal company [ __ ] so [ __ ] embarrassing what the hell look that’s my baby that’s my
baby [Music] i want him to take my gun and just crush it you’re thinking “take me out
like the others.” and then he gets to go and save rose right i’m healing my daughter look you
you got this all wrong tell me what i’m talking shut your [ __ ] hole i’m sorry about that take a seat not not near that giant
hole that you just opened in the floor you’re being played what are you
talking about you think this is a game i said [ __ ] lady superized [ __ ] ugly ass psycho
doll anonic freak don’t you get it it’s a test to see if you’re strong enough to
be a part of miranda’s family i don’t want to be a part of miranda’s family leave it i
but here we are an unexedent lion right kill me move up the chain well [ __ ] them i
don’t give a damn about your personal issues i just want to fix my daughter so do i do you
have any idea how powerful a kid is even around her scared her last time you freak i swear to
[Music] god you and me ethan together we can go save rose and we can use her to grind miranda
into my daughter is not a weapon [ __ ] you last chance you don’t have to find out
what’s in that hole i’ll take my chances you’re fine oh i like him i thought this was very cookie cutter so far but now i’m actually wondering what
uh what’s actually going on that’s cool wait hold on i got to see what this guy is that’s really cool wow prop man i’m walking
i wonder if he’ll catch me just walking woo good thing this was here amazing oh that’s a weird texture what was that thing not saying i could do any better but uh what whoa let’s go down here oh [ __ ] that texture this
this looks something else i’m wondering does it actually pick up and actually move
assets how does this work oh it creates assets spawns assets when the claws close that prop man was cool and
they were chainsaws instead of [Music] propellers did he give you wait hold on
come here did he give you guys like little glasses don’t hurt that one i want to take a look at his little little glasses you look an awful lot like the
prisoner dregs just with funny glasses [Music] poly crystal skull i want heisenberg to talk to me tell me what’s really going on this place is messed up i’ve got to get upstairs oh wow what’s the studio that makes limbo and um
dude sign me up when’s my turn limbo and uh what’s that other game kind of kind of
looks kind of like the same play style as limbo wow dude look at this place
oh the smoke looks [Music] gorgeous wow inside yeah kind of reminds me of a scene from
that game inside especially these conveyor belts bro god this environment looks so cool some
kind of locking mechanism looks easy to break oh okay hang on hang on i wasn’t ready i
didn’t know that was going to work that easily but usually i don’t like the
rapid fire in games where you have to like keep an eye on your ammo but uh
[ __ ] if it don’t come in handy in this game wow that set piece i’m still thinking about that set piece that was really
cool the people conveyor belt not enough cash how many head shots brother two [Music]
gens guys i’m going to go do middle gen gets caught by killer immediately
[ __ ] he gets me every time uh that off dude we got to put skittles
in the hydraulic press i’m not kidding whoa he’s got junk in him that’s sick oh that’s so cool e how many head shots does it take thanks andrew have you heard the game have
you heard of the game uh angerfoot i don’t think it’s out right now but um i don’t know why i
feel like it would be up your alley i played the demo of it not too long ago and uh i just
kind of had that feeling very fast-paced uh first person hotline miami kind of game did he do this
too he was born like that ethan he just came here to be friends with him silly we thicken relief
mold i hope this guy doesn’t get up [Music] oh [Music] [ __ ] what’s up rage thank you for the lurk i know you’re lurking but i hope your
day is going good relief mold let’s go what the [ __ ] was that
process oh i see where’s drill mana jared has something like this in his uh 3d printing room seems useful
i thought he was going to go horse i want to check this guy out horse he’s got green goo he’s got green [Music] goo but he just wants to go back over there i’m see i’m
being such a lizzy tish to him right now oh my god can’t surprise anymore whoa crystal mechanical
heart i saw the mechanical heart it was crystal horse what’s in the [Music]
fridge ooh yellow quartz big sleepy hours but i have you to enjoy while
i pass the [ __ ] out rage stop being so sweet like this i hope you have a good sleep i
almost fell asleep before um i was watching instagram res curled up in my bed and i i did
hypnogogic jerks a couple times and i said “no it’s my day off if i sleep sleep it away it’s
going to be such a waste i can sleep when i’m dead how do i [Music] baby these guys are a little strong whoa oh what is that oh god i thought that was like something’s head
bioshock [ __ ] an easy to pick lock so what was the propeller man like trying to
do was he just trying to spin for fun he was just trying to run around and spin he’s getting
in [Music] trouble i like segments like this i didn’t even know you could do that [Music] ow let’s get the turn down and uh hey [Music] oops you know what we have
so much shotgun bullets it’s fine i wish i had some uh pistol bullets for
segments like that though feels wrong wasting a shotgun bullet on that well i guess oh they got
to give you a place to walk around it because of uh people trying to do knife runs right
that’s really cool that reason i just made up um that might actually be
true is really cool oh ah [Music] hey easy easy although it looks
significantly less cool now da da da [Music] da dude the scenery in this game is very good yeah but what’s in there i have a thing on my twitter
saved picture of like a dental um like a something that dentists used
to train on and it looks [ __ ] really similar to like that it looks like a metal
visor with like teeth in it pretty cool that’s what they used to use but it had like this very like
just sheen gray metal piece for the covering where the eyes would be
it’s really interesting looking now there’s enough power what did
i power on didn’t i turn machines off oh yeah i make fun of that every time uh andrew said uh honestly
you can make a sick beat out of ethan climbing this looks like a star or or a cog is the place to use the cog around here too factory map ooh guys i i have a really big urge
to replay um resident evil remake we got to head back [Music] to this room [Music] yeah another one of you guys i have
so much ammo for this stupid thing i play too much dbd though yeah all right see you there was like a cog piece um it looked like a it was like a wall like that what the hell oh what’s that large cog big large cog i need you i need you what’s all the racket why does this place have
to be so loud such a disappointment i thought we could oh do i want to do that join forces against
that [ __ ] miranda truly oh [ __ ] disappointed halfife barrel took me took us to be
her children she locked us away in the village decades of being forced to serve
her can you even understand that humiliation i’m not like my siblings i want
nothing less than to be free of that [ __ ] [ __ ] though i need power
what the i need enough power to destroy her these are the fruits of my power the
strong will destroy the weak that’s the way of the world you should have
never refused me even what a freak i i don’t know he’s making
he’s making some good points got two bullets left handgun ammo no no [Music] i’m very interested to see how parts of this game
will translate to third person oh uh excuse me oh god all right come on [Music] [Music] oh i was like got to go are you going
to live through this damn ethan you crazy yeah just wet hand wet hand
nice dude nice wet hand he’s okay you know what boys he’s going to
be okay dip his hand in it nurse ethan in the hospital he just has his hand
in like a bowl of that liquid he’s healing [Music] la i should buy some handgun
ammo for sure what’s all the commotion speedrunning this might be
pretty fun must must be pretty fun i don’t i don’t have any plans to do that myself my friend erica said that um this game
was like the only game she tried to um get the best time in and she had fun i was like do i got time to
crouch it’s nerve-wracking as [ __ ] speedrunning i posted my
best times for silent hill 2 and three um if you’re watching on twitch down below man i was i was um some of the shadow of the colossus bosses on the remaster
the ps4 remaster were really fun too especially like time attack mode that would be fun to play i’d want
to play the remaster though behold you just hang out in here i’ve expanded
my services i’ve hung out in worse come take a look well then has anyone
cosplayed to peruse i’ve gotten some new stock oh yeah he has
extra baggage that is how much [Music] uh how much is this oh i’m an idiot
god created man’s back to carry burdens but to think you want to pile on even more one
bullet is 150 oh that’s lame never mind ooh what’s that oh these look fun what is that uh customizable part for
the shotgun decreases increases firepower and rate of fire red dot site this is the
syg12 i don’t have that we’re going to get another shotgun boys that’s surprising is
this it that’s the first shotgun you get [Music] okay uh i’m i’m hesitant yielded all sorts
of weapons shut up i’m hesitant to um do them for a small fee i’m hesitant
to upgrade my shotgun now cuz according to this it looks like we’re going
to get another one that’s so cool man oh uh gold lady statue not customizable you will part with this no no i’m
more than happy to purchase it uh oh what’s that oh wow okay you can actually
upgrade the magnum increased capacity cylinder does that just double the uh capacity till
next we meet can i upgrade my pistol actually you wish to make a purchase yes aha these hands are more
dextrous than one might think h the uh [ __ ] magnum has been putting
people away like on level one next we meet b4 what’s gold materials oh that’s like a side profile
oh look how big this place is oh this is very fun oh i’ve been here before
haven’t i this is where i came in b3 b3 b3 manufacturing b2 is electrical i’ve been here before right yeah we’ve we’ve gotten all the stuff uh it
looks like there’s a door here oh walked right past this yes oh i want to find the ball look at this
i like this oh that’s so cool [Music] scrap i thought that was a piece of meat they should upload like a leaderboard of
the best times you can get on this thing oh this thing’s really cool i like that okay
but we have definitely been here before where’s b2 does this tell you objectives escape the factory okay fair enough no i want to scroll oh you
need middle mouse button to scroll uh looks like there’s a ladder behind me oh it’s duke the duke got a long way to go oh my god look they’re like moving oh it’s just them jerking around jerking around what what difference is
me like what what am i going to do look how many people you have
just get them to go storm miranda how am i going to really
add to this situation i mold okay whoa miranda thinks we’re nothing but
children oh she doesn’t care for us no she’s long lost all her humanity i
must destroy we’re literally making robot slaves i mean i don’t give
a [ __ ] about your family drama well i’ll see you boys got a lot
of important work to do in here i like that it’s like zelda with bombs what the [ __ ] is this hand animation he’s got
like a a ferris wheel of arms just attached to his chest that’s funny well that’s like
you can use force perspective to uh make ethan appear look how small he is
compared to a brick it works though [Music] whatever rotating arm man he’s
scarier than [ __ ] propeller man oh look at that man this game’s cool uh andrew i found a way that people were
having success getting lost planet 2 to run um the reason that it doesn’t want to run is
because modern computers have too many cores and uh people have found an easy way to disable two
of your cores in your computer and i ran that by uh adam who also i used also used to play lost
planet 2 with and he was like “yeah i’m not doing that.” but maybe people can
find a patch or something now that the problem has been like [Applause] identified oh sorry hang on
ow whoa oh this is a cool room [ __ ] i never thought i’d
be walking around in one of these uh sold enhancement sold that jet sold this
sold that attached a jetpack and head stabilizers to sold that greatly improves mobility experiments
prove limited flight capabilities no long distance flight but now possible to navigate rugged
terrain uh sold enhancement panzer attachment aluminum alloy shielding to sold to protect chest
reactor and exposed flesh experimentation proves he is invincible against regular firearms armor
does not hold up against strong blasts further development needed yeah you have to turn down the
quality of stuff i feel like there is a thing out there hell i even wonder about using pc ps3x plus
parex parseek to do it i didn’t know how special that game was when i was playing it you know like
how how hard it would be to actually play it again lost planet 2 if you haven’t played it it’s a very
fun game it’s on steam but it literally doesn’t work they took it well you well actually uh going
on the community forums and stuff for it it looks like they took down the ability to buy that
game lost planet 2 uh for for a couple years or a year or something and then uh they recently
like recently within the past year or something uh made you able to buy it again i don’t know lost planet 3 was so bad i feel like why
would they look back at that series well what the whoa what happens wow they give you a lot of time you have to you have to
literally turn off cores in your pc whoa good thing that giant red light was there [ __ ] uh the dead space remake is on sale
for like 20 bucks i was kind of interested in that what’s that oh there’s like a ladder too boop the [ __ ] did you hear that soon she’ll start her ceremony with your
rose if that happens it’s all over for your kid and for the whole village but don’t
worry i’ll stop it i’ll use rose to kill miranda poor papa you’re the
only one who doesn’t see your kid’s power take rose i’d like to see you try key mold ah we have to make our way back to that um press we also got another mold that i’m not quite sure what it there’s more
what it looked like there’s more it’s nice they put chris in this game
to kind of tie it back to the other resident evils okay so we just activated the elevator for
that uh we need the key mold for that which is on floor this is storage okay um before materials where was that mold mold mold god what a cool setpiece i am going to say it every time uh okay wait wasn’t it was the other
floor my bad was it and now i can’t remember casting machine okay switch a lockpick
heisenberg’s key okay we got to make the key uh it’s just up ahead down this staircase ladder thing [Music] hey oh come on out of the way it’s around here somewhere
right uh i got to go down ow all y’all came to life is that what’s going on yeah here we go okay down again let’s try in here oh it’s going to be a [ __ ] to get out of here it’s around here somewhere whoa right over here am i on the
right like level what’s that crumbling wall you know i thought i did
remember seeing a crumbling wall okay forgot you can actually do that ah what’s this mechanical part cylinder okay um we got to go down right no we got to go up casting device what about
up the staircase that staircase maybe down the long hallway too far what’s in here yeah that’s a key mold ball [Applause] mold parish idiot yes the horse ball yes i’m so happy where’s the key mold [Applause] nice blow up got good drops though um and there’s
also a heisenberg door somewhere right around here right yeah it’s is this
connected directly behind me this way yes it’s got to be hey everybody another mold [Music] another mold what could this be shaft not a mold at all combine oh no game over oh it’s just uh damn okay uh all right the way out of here now might even have better luck going all the
way out the opposite way i came in schmelting oh this was this was like a key event room oh now we have enough power this is new hey boys don’t mind me um lockpick flashbang excuse me ooh medical revitalization service this
is my 18th lieutenant subject is stable boy 20 years old he fell
down the well while dropping body [ __ ] trying to listen excellent it’s progressing even faster than before you’re so annoying man they’re like not worth the resources either
all right i did get a lockpick though god damn it godamn this does not circle back
around like i thought here we go let’s reload our stuff just kind of running around blindly
unfortunately not sure where to go did i turn a generator off why is it so
dark here oh my [ __ ] god who the [ __ ] was that god damn it don’t do it [Applause] door door did that end door no ah might as well be that’s the dude who’s susceptible
i i guess they’re all susceptible to explosions right now let’s time this correctly then oh never mind i want to play the ball game yeah i want to play the ball game ooh okay so rotate left rotate right tilt what’s in here [Music] no no i didn’t rotate when i should
have this must feel a lot better on a controller i have a controller
oh it’s not like lighting up though it might not be active oh well well we’re going around ethan rose is like “where’s my dad playing the ball game be there in a minute do i want to fall down
there i don’t think i want to fall down there i want to take the
little tram i want to take tram’s trolley what oh is it it’s not like
an automatic thing that’s uh oh it is ah take it slow very good i love those i don’t
know why they’re cool bister big bister oh i can just sell this time now not while it’s moving not while it’s moving it looks like you can combine these with things well i guess that’s just
resident evil 4 making me think that crystallized human remains found in the labyrinth of heisenberg’s factory very
valuable splendid do you know it’s worth have a wonderful adventure is there a
save point in here sometimes there is yeah dude if you combine all the
crystal skulls you can craft a friend you really are a tough one but i’m
tired of chithat time to die you can hear it can’t you someone’s waiting for you durum used a cheap turborop engine but
he’s impossible to control all he does is charge too much power output from the
reactor completely invincible head-on but the dumbass managed to chop his own
damn arms off on the propeller also issues with overheating from running for long
periods of time conclusion: a complete failure i bet that will come in handy my god i don’t have time for
this [ __ ] out of my way oh my god that works ow ow ow are those proximity mines or yes okay oh that’s a dead end for me stun block
i don’t think so he’s he’s literally a human propeller is this a a loop can i
loop him over here oh he has a thingy not a loop maybe no that sucks what a weird battlefield i don’t have any more health he’ll heal up actually not if that happens good time for a restart all right [Music] so you really are a tough
one let’s go in here i’m tired of chitchat time to die time to die
can’t you someone’s waiting for you that was a cool tease the boss of the [Music]
area i don’t have time for this [ __ ] out of my way nice there’s like no loops here remember that
yeah everything’s a [ __ ] dead end what the [ __ ] here’s a loop i’ll just
abuse the [ __ ] out of this [Music] until he breaks the wall down nice get three hits there honestly if
the room’s big enough we can just do that wow that was pretty cool dead
end dead end cares about the fire ah fast one more shot with this i guess pathing has a hard time if i run in circles god he’s a cool idea for a for an enemy ah awful shot why isn’t he on fire anymore do i want the magnum for this am i just wasting ammo i’m concerned is this a loop yeah let’s just loop over
here um do i want to use something like this or craft some more sniper i can do that why can’t i move can i oh i just clipped it i think i was having more luck just running in circles haha you wasted that shot [ __ ] it’s concerning he can still like
he’s still like aware enough to like listen to [Music] commands like
heisenberg told him to shut up and he did i wonder if it feels nice being him did he walk through like steam and like
cool down his engine like how’s this boss fight work oh what was that sniper ammo where hold on man can i also craft some more healing once where’s the sniper ammo h should i use my mines couldn’t hurt i guess they won’t go off on me will they still there there we go god damn now stay down oh okay
i was going to say he’s still coming complex mechanical heart what okay good i’m glad there was handgun
ammo there yeah what else am i missing in here stuff that’s for sure uh anything on top
of these pipes they seem to like to hide them there ah that’s everything the
mine is what did it that’s cool his cigar miranda is abominable her deceit knows
no bound we’re merely a bunch of failed cadoo experiments to her i was just lucky i had more
affinity to the stuff than the other poor schmucks in the village so she calls me her son what a
joke i’ll never forgive her for what she did to me that crazy bit has never been right in the
head she can see a difference between she can’t see experiment she can’t see a difference
between experiment and family miranda didn’t just change my body she took my dignity if i don’t
kill her if i don’t kill her then my life will never be my own still she may be crazy but
she’s also powerful she can turn into any one using mega mete the trick is that brat rose
if i could access her power then maybe speaking of the kid’s dad ethan has a pretty interesting
body himself maybe i could get him to help me out what’s that cigar cigar made in cuba it’s really damp heisenberg’s hammer a giant hammer made
from machine parts it’s too heavy to use this looks like a boss fight what’s this leading up to oh
i’ve actually had to work in things like this like cherry pickers
and stuff it’s [ __ ] scary what [Music] the not bad not bad you’re persistent but
i’ve got a rebellion so stay out of my way you wasting my ammo don’t come back fat bastard damn it again uh what’s down here can i swim no [ __ ] are you doing here i told you to leave it
alone ethan why you hanging out down here you are in the way what do you care chris you killed my
wife you son of a [ __ ] you think i killed mia that wasn’t her it was miranda what what she’s a
boweapon she changed her appearance and pretended to be mia seems she also survived being shot so
now i’m here to finish the job [ __ ] why don’t you [ __ ] tell me right away because i knew
you would want to be involved and this job is hard enough without civilians getting in the
way why husk chris what the hell is going on all right ethan all right i guess i owe you an explanation hand me that
wrench hold up this is pretty cool long story short miranda’s [ __ ]
insane in this village all these monsters and freaks this is her life’s work
some sort of crazy experiment with the mold the mold like louisiana god damn
it all this time i thought i could save my family i can’t escape from here i can’t
do anything [Music] that might not be true take a look at this how is
this chris redfield from mevil pictures a few minutes ago miranda keep looking rose holy [ __ ] we got to go relax my men
are monitoring the situation but they have my daughter you don’t get anything you don’t
stand a chance against miranda by yourself i will stay down here and finish
planting explosives you take that elevator i’ll meet you topside i
promise you we will get your daughter back together damn straight we will and
when i find miranda she’s a dead woman all right ethan take this and do me
a favor try to stay under the radar chris just punched me in the
face two seconds ago turn back now uh hound wolf squad the sweep of the factory
is complete new pro no proof of any connection with the organization guess this just wasn’t our
lucky day i did manage to get my hands on some number of documents disclosing some of miranda’s
experiments which support our previous theories she seems to have infected herself with uh
muda my sight which has granted her a number of abilities including mimicry she can control
herselves and transform herself to look like anyone or anything she disguised herself as mia
and infiltrated the winter’s home her objective was clearly to kidnap rose maybe she thought
she could control rose easier if she looked like her mom when we attacked it put a little
damper on her plan so she mimicked a corpse huh she then revived herself in the
transport truck killed everyone on board and took off with rose things didn’t
go the way she originally had planned but in the end she still got what she wanted
until now it’s time to rendevu and blow this place skyhigh this might turn into a
fight with heisenberg but i think i found something useful he left one of his little
toys lying around and it’s even made from a metal polymer composite which he can’t
control time to turn the tables alpha dude welcome to the wolf pack alpha atomic twins does that
every time um they get a notification it’s a bunch of wolves howling
and it goes “welcome to the wolf pack alpha.” they’re so [ __ ] funny
uh i can’t go anywhere um where to go oh what did he do shoot it again metal polymer composite huh time to fight
fire with fire yeah metal yeah what he said whoa i’m actually this actually controls pretty
well hand cannon fire cannon i like the guard is just a chainsaw all right ready cannon
fire cannon and just straight up machine gun wow this is going to be a cool fight huh and they give you time in the
elevator to like play around stay under the radar ethan here’s a tank by the way it’s time for your 1:30 a.m red bull ooh you’re like a goddamn cockroach you think you can
take me on this will be my before i kill let’s say manoy mano [Music] service do i have to shoot the red parts please don’t turn into resident evil 6 american fisher yeah like you you kind of came out
on top of it you could have been a fish man the fish guy didn’t want to be
a fish guy but you got like you still get to look like a normal person and you
get to control all this metal [ __ ] worthless powerful me got to wait for this to
reload i guess interesting model though what what the [ __ ] why did his face turn into
that why does he want to be a big monster thing this is the resident
evil theory not theory but like this is the resident evil problem it’s like
boulder punching [ __ ] oh it’s funny that boulder punching [ __ ] hand they’re giving me handgun
[Music] ammo for what exactly explosive rounds make sense
[Music] how do you switch f right too bad i’m your only fan having fun combine hey what is that [Music] oh cool oh that
doesn’t even take up more inventory space that’s cool uh it says f on the bottom left like this is a combustion round well what
do you think it’s hopeless right this is the resident evil thing where the
big bad guy wants to get a virus to turn himself into like a big nasty monster
lizard thing and then like what what if he wins does he just live his life
as a nasty lizard is that what he wants i don’t even know what’s going on you’ll die like a world watching [Applause] that boulder punching [ __ ] is he
dead i don’t want to waste a bullet if he’s [Music] not my god i think this is the crescendo you really should have taken my deal in the afterlife’s power right after i murder he
just happened to land in his little tank no this can’t be the end for me i must kill [Music] her i hope he does a quip dang ethan i heard explosions everyone in
my phone book being changed to alpha i dealt with heisenberg now i’m going to find
miranda changed my mom’s name in my phone to alpha without me it’s too dangerous wait
there you hear me ethan ethan ethan respond mia our child she’s so important isn’t she she’s
everything to me and mine to me with heisenberg on you’ve lost your lead what are you going to do
i don’t know but i’m saving rose you’d never know do you even when i took mia’s place in your home
poor ethan who are you where’s rose who are you e remember evelyn and her power over them all rose
is her successor no rose is evelyn’s true complete form she will grow to fully control the masses
and i must have her [ __ ] you you crazy [ __ ] calm yourself rose will be saved the
mega my seat catalogs all of mega mind however she will be reborn as my
daughter she’s my child not yours where are you show yourself why did rose
come to be here was it because of her oh that was her the whole time and you are truly
a special case but i’ve learned all i can from you your worth as a lab rat has run out
miranda you coward come out and face me don’t worry your death will come quick
you will join the mega seeds records i will make sure to sample some put some uh
herb spray on it once dawn breaks the ceremony will be complete and i will become her true
mother bound for eternity in blood [Laughter] oh ethan you got to get like a heal juice
on that he just grows another heart i’ve waited so long the dreams really can come true
thessalon i can’t wait to see my true child again did i get like the bad ending what did resident evil ever [ __ ] around
with like different endings good good bad endings captain i’ve confirmed the
death of ethan winters i wasn’t able to retrieve the body but evidence
share your screen and i’ll go over the situation they’re using discord my team
and i were careless yesterday we took down the transformed miranda but we didn’t kill
her who knew she could fake being a corpse since miranda could have infected ethan i
forcefully took him and rose with us but the vehicle they were riding in was attacked when
i got to the wreck ethan and rose were gone the last time i was able to contact
ethan i heard miranda’s voice she murdered him and she is not going to get away with it god damn it when does it
end what’s that sir the mission all of it you’re going to ruin that microphone
trying to put this thing in the ground 3 years too long you’re going to ruin that
microphone don’t do that once smoke particles get on the diaphragm of the microphone you
can’t get it off you just have to get a new one chris you’re smoking right into that
microphone the squad’s ready for you [Music] so bsaa got here already they didn’t waste
any time mission adjustment do you play as chris no doesn’t change anything terminate
miranda and rescue rose that’s the mission and failure is not an option let’s have some
fun people like old times move out roger how is this chris redfield from resident evil
1 k9 i want to know what the hell bsaa is doing here find out what you can roger that
i’m on it been a while since we fought to get the captain when was it last the desert doing
nothing but recon’s gotten me out of shape but thanks to your recon we know miranda’s plan
couldn’t quite believe it when i heard you turn herself into mia though taking five shots
to the head’s nothing to sneeze at either spooky i don’t know why i’m more forgiving of this
than i was of resident evil 6 i’m not i’m not forgiving of chris calling himself alpha
that’s lame as [ __ ] the sa you’ve gone too far christ looks pretty rough down there oh my
god those poor people first we’re going to have to take that thing out you got your
back boss let’s get to work i don’t know why i’m more forgiving of this watch
for hostile biomarkers resident evil 6 you know in the way that like i i
don’t know maybe resident evil [Music] 6 tried to be a horror game but this
feels like [ __ ] call of duty right now um what am i trying to say exactly i don’t know
like i i feel like they were more open about uh changing the resident evil formula
with 78 this one will be cool watch out guess let’s see how this goes roger that i
feel like i feel like for seven and eight they were like “hey we’re we’re totally mixing up
the genre so don’t don’t expect like anything close to resotted two guards i can take them
don’t get cocky i just took all that [ __ ] damn these set pieces though
is that thing it’s all you to my seat that’s probably where miranda is let’s go do you think resident evil would have to
evolve this way with like better technology cuz i feel like even the ending of resident
evil 1 was pretty grandiose in relation to the setting and the technology at the time they still seem like they’re having fun with it he’s got rules i don’t why would i
switch what is this what is that hello hello little pistol oh my god what does chris got going on med injector
oh so he doesn’t have to [ __ ] around with uh what is this thing target locator a
laser targeting device oh probably for um helicopter strikes hey boss it’s me i’m at the location
preparing for support fire might be a minute roger tundra here leaving some supplies
in one of the houses captain help yourself whoa no flashlight this is this reminds me of like when you get sepharoth on
your team for for a little bit you get a taste um i need some backup i’ve never heard of a mut colony great so
huge i just shoot an arrow out of the sky oh yeah am i out of bullets no no way you see those fat drops they’ve been giving me
what’s this guy [ __ ] stink eyeing me over there hello there my mom saw this [ __ ] she thinks she died can i progress past this house please okay oh
my god stop i’ve reached the target location damn this is big all right lobo marking the
target roger that boss boss uh is this the target the hell all right reloading now just a minute it’s a swole made it that way oh my god dude what
let’s bottleneck him oh perfect [Applause] okay captain oh why am i using this lord is rapidly
expanding there must be something stimulating ow captain they must be after ic2
takes a minute to target the point try to keep the laser on it as long as you can
everyone okay they’re coming from the hole and damn it these things are
no not this i want the grenade stop please numbers are increasing
we need to finish them off quick five more from the mountains east side
five more i’ll handle them oh good okay someone else is going to do something oh [ __ ]
another hit looks like it’s about to collapse hold your horses i’m reloading
hold your horses i’m reloading oh my god okay let’s get a grenade [Music] ready [Music] nice i’m reloaded
where should i point next go while it’s oh man there’s
nowhere for me to go [Music] [ __ ] god damn it i was going to heal too sucks oh loading screen whoa what’s going on here i’ve
reached the target location damn this is big all right lobo marking the target roger that boss
where is is that the best place to go behind maybe i should look around before i shoot this
thing all right i guess if i [ __ ] up again reloading now just a minute there’s a good place
to bottleneck him there’s a swarm headed that way not here this is a [ __ ] dead end dude how are you supposed to do this with
just a knife i guess you can get good at blocking also how do you not see
where where to aim or is he stupid mold is rapidly expanding psa guys are engaging you’re right captain
did not waste that red barrel on something so stupid ow [ __ ] okay coming to the wall and
break damn it these things are using weapons sure they’re thinking the same about you is
a target locator working shut up boweapon numbers are increasing we need to finish them
off quick another hit looks like it’s about to collapse mold your horses i’m reloading
dude mold your horses h then watch your oh not good oh not good i’m reloading where should i go next [ __ ] you oh my god still throw the grenade chris [ __ ] okay okay okay [Applause] just point the laser on the target and
leave the rest of me shut the [ __ ] up rule of three come on please good take that good mega seat must be below [Music] i found a way down i’m
going in the rest of you stay back captain i compared the mold at the village with
a sample from the bakers and there’s no sign of the genome editing we saw in the e-series the
stuff originated is there something i don’t have equipped besides the knife oh dude i got
hella here injectors does it say umbrella on it yeah i guess if it’s good enough
to heal there guys i wouldn’t i wouldn’t trust anything from
umbrella injecting it into me the set pieces are quite cool can i
shoot that thing now or do i have to go down there it’s armored as [ __ ]
guarding the mega mcy huh that weapon up here i got a tough guy here what am i supposed to do
how are you supposed to do this knife only there’s an opening in the roof use it okay i’m moving
out until i get there did that [ __ ] work i blocked am i just supposed to run around i don’t think i’m doing any damage oh the back maybe target locator the locator [ __ ] really just get it okay good that work
reloading now just a minute i have to get this why did that actually work not very clear on what i’m supposed to do okay captain ready when you are shoot it bro all your forces and reload i’m reloading where should i go next is is this where i’m supposed to be
aiming i actually don’t know cool uh was that it was that good prepping the
next round just a sec uh i don’t see it getting any better maybe by the logic i’m too close to him for him
to hit me one of those reloading captain ready when you are okay uh okay i don’t know
how i was able to pull off three shots already am i supposed to be
aiming at this guy or [Music] there we go okay perfect reloading now just a minute okay i was a little
unclear what to do reloading soon sorry for the wait o i blocked how did that
not i don’t know don’t question it oh we got it come on rule of three oh he’s not he’s
meatball now he’s all meatalled out yeah there we go okay pick this up
chris oh actually he did the giant crystal face the rest of you is he
friends with duke what’s going on there it’s a cool way to
spice it up switch to chris so if miranda was the fake mia where’s the
real one oh we’re green use for her i don’t get any of this how did miranda even know
rose exists a moldy little burn told her maybe we can figure that out later focus
on the plan that boulder punching [ __ ] i’m not even going to it’s the
mega my seat dude it’s mega mind did you play resident evil 6 too could
i yeah like like what the [ __ ] was that my city so now we can end
this mess after all about damn [Music] time and two explosives armed
there’s enough there to blow the whole village skyh high let’s get out of here
and blow the damn place not before i end miranda not taking any more chances
i’m going in roger that standing by captain i have eyes on miranda at the ceremony
site keep your distance do not move until i give the order i know it’s too late now
but we really should have told ethan the plan there wasn’t time we didn’t expect miranda
to act so soon even so you should have told him this must be miranda’s lab oh lore uh okay books with sigils oh gross okay kadu so they’re using this to control the bioweapons that should have been like
a pre-order bonus you get a homunculus ah hey wow look at all this like original art and [ __ ] my ava it’s been 100 years since i lost
you to the spanish flu i was so powerless back then but now now i can bring you back to
life from the megaite i had to test your new vessel’s regenerative abilities i took her
apart and revived her in the megaite regulator and the giant’s chalice uh all that is left is
to merge her with the megaite the ceremony can finally begin after i lost you i was so stricken
with grief that i wandered into a cave to die i so wanted to be with you again and that’s when
i found it the megaite completely by accident when i touched the black substance my mind was
overcome with knowledge the megaite breaks down and absorbs the consciousness of those who have
perished i knew that if your consciousness was in there too then it would be a way to bring you back
i just needed the right vessel when i returned to the village i implanted the villagers with mold
from the megaite that way i could control them experiment on them i’ve experimented on hundreds
of people just to find you the perfect vessel i even tried to increase the efficiency of
finding a vessel by creating a parasite i called kadu yet none of my experiments came
to fruition there were some like alcena who were close to being perfect but most turned into
lychans i was once approached by an organization who said they would assist me i gave them some
of the mold in and your dna but all they created was another defect evelyn another defect evelyn
then again not a complete failure i learned of rose thanks to them and i knew she would be the
perfect vessel there was some interference but i was able to verify her suitably now my research is
finally complete eva i have waited long to see you again photo what happened to that
doctor’s head on the right he’s got wiggle brain is that mia yeah it
looks like somebody wave warped that guy’s head that’s that guy’s not supposed to look
like that he’s got an hourglass head [ __ ] uh cool bella deatrescu thank you
for the follow i don’t know why my uh notifications aren’t working but i appreciate you who that does it say anything on the back how’s your night going what is that that’s pretty cool um where am
i supposed to go chris doesn’t have a map forgot we’re playing as chris for a second is that show me your hand is that actual mia
umbri this is alpha where is miranda right now still at the ceremony site whatever she’s doing
she’s staying put god damn it really is you i’m glad you’re safe mia why are you here i was
caught in houston experiments wait did you say mia mia winters in the flesh what’s the situation
up there kind of a war going on nothing we can’t handle don’t get distracted oh i don’t like that
stick to the mission i’m headed to the ceremony site wait you can’t leave me here you promised
damn it you said that you would keep us safe we did everything that you asked we moved
over here everything and i didn’t care so long as we were together so you tell me where is
my husband where is my daughter ethan is he’s gone i couldn’t save him but i can save rose come on it’s not safe here after all what
do you mean he’s gone he’s dead i’m sorry mia but we have to leave we have to
destroy this village no you’re wrong i tried to keep this a secret but you don’t understand how
special he is did you hear that bomb [Music] what’s going on oh he’s like frostbitten i was like what’s up with his hands
now poor dude but it was going well it’s 5:11 a.m right now oh well
did you wake up or are you up still sometimes i stay up long
enough to see the sun did i get here god freezing this [ __ ] my body did he grow a new heart that’s you’re so dumb who that evelyn spitting facts how are you here it was evelyn i
didn’t play seven you’re dead dead i mean miranda she no i still have
to save rose wrong it wasn’t miranda you were always dead what are you saying i can still [Music] see miranda didn’t kill
you [Music] you mean you didn’t think it was weird no matter how much you got hurt remember go context i’ve seen that [ __ ] cut scene
so many times [Music] you were murdered by jack you died there 3 years ago that’s that’s an impossible no way you shouldn’t even be able to walk
around quit messing with my head you shouldn’t be walking screw you i’ll
walk wherever i want what whatever [Music] i i i did all that roses mia i guess the mold is tech like no more of a
like story writing device like cure all than um the t- virus the t- virus was like a magic thing
that could be anything body is nothing but mold who’s this voice actress you can’t even feel like
i’ve heard her voice before family again yeah mold family family no rose i have to save my
daughter you’re already dead dead i i will save rose i hate the way this blow blows out it white screens just
like mess up my entire lighting i usually sleep pretty well but
i’m sick with a really bad cold currently and that’s probably oh
i hope you feel better soon sorry duke just have meat hanging around where am i my
carriage ethan you were having a nightmare duke your battle with heisenberg
was a sight to see but to think ver would show herself how long
have i been out not long till dawn duke i need a favor take me to miranda
i assumed as much and i’m already on the way we should arrive shortly thank you but ethan
are you sure of this your body is well falling apart yes foolish of me to ask speaking of foolish questions who or what are you
even i can’t quite answer that we’re here i owe you one mr winters i’m afraid you can’t
return to your old world any longer are you ready yeah i have to be i got to go hi duke do be sure you’re prepared i guess there’s
no reason to hold on to money right now right mhm what you got like a really bad cold oh
with the chills and stuff that’s the [ __ ] worst and you can’t even like sleep
cuz you’re either like freezing or sweating i’m sorry bella i hope you feel better
oh yeah we’re going to use the magnum on [Music] this because of all this commotion i’ve
lost an entire territory to transact in crystal heisenberg heisenberg’s crystallized
remains what a twisted guy ah that’s cool [Music] oh the assemblage of life and machine i can feel lord heisenberg’s essence through it dude
why are you feeling his essence oh my god the juker raiding with a party of 70 i’m
sorry my uh my uh alerts aren’t working adam what the hell were you playing man i already
know some snatcher how was it thank you so much let’s try that again hey everybody not even a raid message i think we’re about
to do the final fight on uh resident evil 8 so how was snatcher did you um it was
late um have you played snatcher before police knots and snatcher have
always been on my list ever since uh yeah actually um adam in high school uh
got me into metal gear solid and buckled into kajjima’s wild ride i’ve seen a run
of it so this is your first time playing um playing through it yourself we did that
and then we checked out a sponsor cookie cutter metroid vania oh that’s cool congrats
on the sponsor oh i forgot to take my [Music] [Music] medicine all right i think we’re just
uh gearing up here for the final fight please oh what be well thanks it’s the first
time a cut scene played after uh where’s that where’s that typewriter
at cool punky aesthetic you play this cool robot girl with a talking vag what would a vag say oh [ __ ] how did um how did you guys feel about a whole lot out of my way a whole lot you nasty for that one
i i randomly like got my speed back [Music] little a my beautiful uh so just for
context i didn’t play seven so i don’t really have context for these returning characters
uh but the the game was fun is that you oh how i’ve missed you you know what i got to
give capcom a lot of credit because they’re able to pump out these games where they’re
admittedly like “hey we’re taking resident evil in a completely different direction.”
and they’re also able to pump out games like resident evil 4 remake which was really good
resident evil 2 remake at the same time too rose miranda better than what tsunami is doing right
now your body certainly isn’t normal you freak give rose to me now you will see
once i kill you properly every get her now oh this is that this is that outside place
with the uh four statues i’ve spent a lifetime creating this moment and you try to take
it away from me i will take what is due oh dr smasher that’s that’s funny you say that um
the last boss fight someone was referencing chris and called him a boulder punching [ __ ] so i’m
glad capcom’s aware of how just ridiculous that was did we get any more information if they’re
making code veronica or five next capcom has come a long way but the early 2010s where they just
turned out a lot of less than stellar sequels and took almost no risks yeah that’s the five six
era right in japan that line is not there wait really they call chris a gorilla man cuz that
is how japan sees him my favorite description of chris was i was watching someone play resident
evil 5 and you know that that first shot of chris and like driving and someone said he looks like
a car with the doors open referencing just his bulky build and his ears looks like a car with
the doors open all right i don’t know how to do this boss so let’s just glorious mega mice let’s
try shooting her until she stops breeding please do not worry philip rose the boss fights have
been pretty cool i’ll provide her with truth i’m more for i was talking about this before
i think i’m more forgiving of resident evil 8 7 and 8 because they were like even in their
advertising they were like “hey this is not survival horror this is we’re taking it in a new
direction please clap.” uh but resident evil 6 was like “hey guys we’re returning to form.” uh i i
remember it being like get ready for some horror and then you’re fighting uh godzilla with like
a helicopter like i don’t know what attack this is okay let’s just uh do one of these wet his hand
dude he’ll feel better do you feel better wet hand she’s bleeding so here i come bleeds we can
kill it mentality uh also using the pistol so i don’t know why i’m doing that the story took quite an interesting turn um i
thought it was going to be kind of cookie cutter hey kill these four bosses but there was there was
some high jinks thrown in that kept it interesting i feel like i would enjoy it better if i um played
seven i played a bit of seven but i i don’t know i just i got up to the for people who have played
it i got up to the residence where you fight um this i’ll just say the bug woman to keep
it kind of spoilerfree i’ll take wonderful care um i just i don’t know i was just like
not in the mood to continue resident evil 5 bad resident evil amazing cop yeah for
sure yeah that’s a good descriptor of it god what a like me and katie played that game um
yeah we we have a full playthrough of that game and man did we have fun not because it’s a good
game though not because because it’s ridiculous as [ __ ] you understand the level of a parent or
a child how can you deny me i’m not even listening to her can’t you realize rose is my goddamn
kid not yours yeah i really want to get into the opera games now die just kind of walking
around shooting her no doubt this has multiple phases ow i shall put you to rest head shot outer games are the most ps2 games
ever i’ve only played like the intro sequence of that but i kind of i kind of get what
you mean i’ve never seen a human without his arms hey adam how has um jukebox been now
with uh ps2 and gamecube you play any you get to play anything you haven’t like really
experienced before your time is up now die oh not particularly you won’t even defeat me the
mega my seat saved me from the pits of despair it granted me this splendid power yeah right all it’s
done is drive you nuts i was saying before i think the mold in these games is kind of similar to how
the t- virus was just like a it could be anything such vi uh [Music] story-wise why zombies oh t- virus why um
tyrants oh t- virus why why is nemesis the way he is oh t- virus why is ethan this
way oh mold what’s what’s going on in this room mold mold don’t worry about it
don’t think about it too much mold hold still ow [Music] after all this
final boss fight kind of kind of sucks i hope she has a face too
i’m i’m barely i’m half paying attention what is that blue stuff is that
just the sky kind of on the lookout for uh those medals from five the ones that
you shoot feel the dark gods wrath adam did you get a chance to play uh
ari formic i’m interested to hear your thoughts on that so what was your favorite
part from what i saw my favorite part was the dollhouse yeah i think the dollhouse um
the dimatrescco mansion was really cool too but the the part with the baby and the
dollhouse and the little the little puzzle i like that a lot now mr winders i think
it’s time you left am i hurt or i’m kind of hurt in my hands who wants now the hell
i will i will take back my daughter die die die i was giving this game praise too
because there’s dlc where you can actually play it in third person and i understand your like
imagine imagine the thought process of making that work like this game was clearly made
with the first person perspective in mind capcom just kind of [ __ ] around in
a good way a century all for this day oh let’s use the magnum huh let’s
make sure we get those hits though okay cool she’s actually she’s actually
dropping stuff too surely you have no need to lose now so close to death i
hope that my goddamn darling you psycho you cannot see every time i shoot
she kind of turns around i will see my there we go oh that was
a lot of blood oh [ __ ] i’m just hey cease this foolishness why won’t you die sniper ammo why won’t you die i feel like you have a uh ow such
vitality how disgusting you have a a character that can shapeshift the for
feel like they would incorporate that into her boss fight a little better
my years of loneliness ever think the problem might be you miranda you’re not
capable of real love oh [ __ ] i haven’t been paying attention to what they’re
talking about but [ __ ] sounds deep man it ain’t that deep dude ah yeah we’re tanking those three hits please don’t die i don’t want to do all this all over again uh that’s our last
healing thing huh let’s try this on i will take back my daughter i shall finish this can i shoot those things
out of the sky maybe those those orbs uh the demo was really good yeah oh you would love to
play right i think it’s on sale since the dlc came out they lowered the price a little bit
but oh adam um my friend ari bought me liza p for my birthday i’m going to finish up my
playthrough of bloodborne and then i’m going to start batch how do you switch ammo types cuz
don’t i have ammo for this thing yeah i have this be sure to play it while you lie and pee how
do i how do i switch ammo types for real stack [Music] items it says f but the f key
doesn’t do anything why do you see ah that’s death yeah you are truly old she’s
like trying to talk to me while she does this how do you switch uh change difficulty
[ __ ] off i hate that [ __ ] [Music] little a my beautiful [Music] you fulfilled
your purpose you see you just how do i switch ammo types [Music] both of my false children
awakened the glorious day of my sight now please do not worry about rose i assure you
i’ll provide her with true [Music] happiness so now you can die peacefully you understand
that not let me get away how can you deny me f why the hell can’t you realize is my goddamn
kid not yours to heal how do i i guess i could look instead of complaining about it uh though
we are not on controller um options blah blah blah game settings controls uh key bindings this is such a specific thing
how do you switch ammo types in the uh switch weapon [Music]
pause change category tabs it’s probably the worst time to learn uh
how to do that too there we go you have to you have to aim and do that oh that’s
just oh it’s affecting me more than her cool effect though all right so we got the magnum and we got sniper i think i’m just going to spend the
rest of my money on uh heal healing thing if we die again cease this foolish the mega
my seat saved me from the pits of despair it granted me this splendid power okay yeah
right all it’s done is drive you nuts [Music] oh you can okay dope hold still ow [ __ ] is she going to do that again such vitality how disgusting stop how do people do this with just a knife dude i guess you can’t do resident
evil 4 with just a knife uh original you need to take out the pistol for some
of the bosses i can take any form i desire oh we did it okay i was kind of interested what she had
to say there feel the dark god’s wrath no i should save my pistol because
that’s what i’m probably going to use for uh taking out those cloud things yeah
this what do i do here oh hey that was effective how much healing do i have one two three
okay cool all right at least we’re off to a better start than this what’s up julie mr winters i
think it’s time you left be in my hands press the hell i will i will take back my daughter
if i combine rose with a mega mice my daughter will be made manifest at last if i combine
a mcchick and a cheeseburger century all for this oh for my job what are you doing
julie how are you feeling [Music] why do you need to
surely you have no need for ow what the [ __ ] was that she’s
my goddamn daughter you psycho and we have some more let’s uh let’s reload here i will see my oh head shot i must oh god nice she going to do that again she’s telling me to hold still but
i actually don’t think that’s a good idea yeah come down okay here i come oh that’s all the magnum
ammo okay uh what else we got just uh stuff like that i wonder if
i shall put you to rest oh god those four they could do nothing to
assuage my years of loneliness assu problem might be you miranda stop
you’re not capable of real love [Applause] what okay is that good
that’s a cut scene this is how you end that’s got to be progression in the fight
right to ensure i never see your eyes i will you popped my goo shoot this is using my actual health okay got
to be a phase too it’s a resident evil game my daughter my evil sus nah she’s going to she’s got to turn into
a gigantic uh gross thing with yellow weak points that’s that’s the rules it’s resident
evil she turned into a baby [Music] rose just think of that mod that replaces it with
chris’s rose’s head with chris’s head uh there goes the trilogy damn they get so close to showing you his face ethan ethan come on ethan come on ethan wake up oh no chris ethan you did it it’s
finished i think we’ve finished each other one one last hand trauma
for the road ethan we got to move yeah she’s got to turn into a big
monster with uh glowing weak points dude you got to cradle that baby’s head dude i
know there’s a big meatball and everything but oh that’s the thing chris put explosives
on there’s a bomb in that thing look at his poor [ __ ] hand dude hey look at
me when i hit this trigger we can’t be anywhere near it damn it mia is
waiting for you she’s alive you hear me alive mia i’m so sorry mama mia’s
waiting for me keep rose safe hey hey hey hey you tell yourself now
come on it’s not that much further watch over teach her to be strong god damn it ethan the meatball goodbye rosemary ethan that e it’s it it must have been fun
cinematography for this game um not showing the main character’s face
and just getting so like just close enough i guess there is no second form for the boss fight dude can’t even
walk it looks like a baby he doesn’t have fingers left
he has to use his like elbows man that mod where you replace their heads
the baby and chris what does that cut scene look like why does chris dress like a goth
librarian wait where is ethan didn’t you already tell her that he died get moving
we have to get clear oh and then she was like “we can’t go not without my husband
mia sit down and strap in not before you tell me where ethan is i know he wouldn’t
abandon us tell me what’s going on where i know like chris has major communication
issues that literally sit down where is he after he had a conversation with man i should
have just told ethan what was going on he’s gone i tried he stayed so we could all escape i’m sorry punching punching boulders punching
walls you need to see this what’s this guy is that military issued fur jacket soldiers looks snazzly
as hell what the hell were they thinking who’s that what the [ __ ] orders captain pick up the
rest of the squad plot a course for bsaa europe hq someone’s got to pay it’d be cool if the squeak you got to play as uh rose rose all growed up i
know there’s a dlc like that dang okay the dlc actually looks really
cool here doing it live crossing this one off the list resident evil yes [Music] within the [Music] darkness cold in silence a voice called to [Music] me they put a lot of work into this cut
scene i don’t blame them for playing it again well that was fun uh i i’m going to lower the game
a little bit [Music] i don’t um i kind of like how wacky they went
with it they were just having fun oh this is canon do you think the little boy will be able to touch
the moon no but he can touch the moon it’s too far away wait what if he has a rocket ship uh okay
then he can touch it but it’d be very very cold oh i thought you were being silly i don’t
think that movie does but that’s kind of cool i thought the dlc was just like just for
fun and then you actually get to see grown-up rose yeah i am interested to play
the dlc it seems uh seems fun hey dad happy [Music] birthday sorry i missed last week i have a lot of tests
coming up you know how it [Music] is talk of the goddamn devil duty calls i love you yeah i found her where else today
of all days we have a situation you’re needed evelyn don’t you ever call
me that again whoa whoa it’s just a joke rose i can show you things
even chris doesn’t know i can do we have a clear shot stand down
i can handle it she’s just a kid you to keep it together rose she’s so moldy you’re a lot like him you know i [Music] [Music] know i’ll give it credit
because the game itself looked very good this looks like a gary’s bod
cut [Laughter] scene right [Music] why did that man look like albert weskey who’s that the oh the father story is now done wow [ __ ] nine [ __ ] hours and then
rose winters jumped her motorcycle and did a flip and landed it and looked at the camera
new difficulty is available difficulty can be uh the following has been added oh i actually
really commend capcom for uh how much bonus content and costumes and [ __ ] and challenges and
they i i feel like they handle their uh handle all that pretty well yeah like you you spend a
currency that you get from doing challenges very cool it it adds a lot of rep replayability
to the games the following movies don’t care you can set the following weapon from the extra
content shop not liking this uh you have completed the following challenges nice when you
load completed data some things will carry over yeah the last time we saved was heisenberg’s
factory damn that feels like forever like and subscribe [Music] uh extra content shop oh
merc what is a mercenary isn’t this chris’s favorite blade m ninja [ __ ] once obtained
pick it up from the merchant in the main game oh this is chris’s semi-automatic pistol
hand cannon nice it’s a reference to four finish the main story in the village of
shadows unlock the rocket pistol what the [ __ ] unlock the lz answerer for
purchase not including the bloody stage from additional orders is that
just like a lightsaber knife infinite pistol oh cool okay oh my god look how
long of a list all the bonus [ __ ] is hand cannon unlock a character model
to view it in the figures menu i got to see [Music] this duke so this p this was
just miranda in disguise that’s pretty cool baby hauler oh oh these these guys
are pretty cool too i like them mutated heisenberg yeah what
happened why does everybody want to be in resident evil want to be a gross monster oh there was a baby that’s pretty neat
gigas ass miranda berserk oh grow all groed up [Music] i don’t care about the weapons yeah
concept art they just cover his face with a shadow get a little preview yeah get a little preview what a cool game i like it like i said i think they just took
the liberties and just had fun with it cool little self-contained resident evil story uh i got to see the ethan figure just show his face like what
the [ __ ] he has a face model in the game wow look at the texture work on that
is that just bump maps for the uh sherpa i think so why can’t i see his
face you could just look him up i don’t know there’s no way he didn’t
block his face here as as a bit i know that’s so funny hey i’m chris welcome to my village yeah i i think capcom does such
a such a good job with stuff like this uh finish this story on shadows difficulty some
of them are fun too unlock 15 simple locks with lockpicks yeah i’m not going to i’m not going
to bore you by going through all of them uh do i have the dlc uh i’m not going
to start it right now we’re going to switch to uh something else
but yeah let me see delete quit let’s see [Music] dlc i feel
like you know if resident evil just kept the same formula where it was just like uh you’re in this scenario and big bad wants
to transform into something else with the t- virus da da da um it would have went stale like
look look how well this game sold too and i mean you still have games like fatal frame coming
out with new releases um sticking to the same formula and they’re not selling as well i mean i’d
prefer it stick to the same formula but i don’t know capcom’s crushing it right
now uh meanwhile konami is not and fatal frame just exists in its own
thing uh all shop voucher two bucks um the winter’s expansion is that what
i’m looking for 10 bucks it’s pretty cool okay yeah we’ll have to
do that one day cross another resident evil off the list all right
i’m going to uninstall that for now thanks for hanging with that guys
um yeah let me go uh boot up another game let me go make another cup of coffee
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Resident Evil Village is a 2021 survival horror game developed and published by Capcom. It is the sequel to Resident Evil 7: Biohazard (2017) and the tenth main game of the Resident Evil series. Players control Ethan Winters, who searches for his kidnapped daughter in a mysterious village filled with mutant creatures. Village maintains survival horror elements from previous games, with players scavenging environments for items and managing resources while adding more action-oriented gameplay, with higher enemy counts and a greater emphasis on combat.
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Like its predecessor, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard, Resident Evil Village uses a first-person perspective, and has the option for a third-person perspective. It is set in a snowy explorable European village, described as “pulled straight from the Victorian era” and much larger and more immersive than its predecessor. Structures and buildings in the central village can be climbed and used to fight enemies.Compared to Biohazard, the game is more action focused, with protagonist Ethan Winters equipped with more combat skills due to military training.The game’s primary enemies, the werewolf-like Lycans, are agile and intelligent and can wield weapons and attack in packs, forcing the player to rethink their strategy on whether to use sparse ammunition, use melee combat, or run away. Similar to Resident Evil 4 (2005), makeshift barricades can be used to fend off enemies.