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Oh. Is this my precious daughter? Baby, the fatherly love you’ve missed all these years, I promise to give you double the love. Lele is your biological daughter. If you don’t believe it, you can do a paternity test. Look at her little body. and this physique. Without my excellent genes, how could you have given birth to an excellent you? Three hundred years in the world, I have seen through the mortal world. Today, I swear by the Tao. The front door opens. Hey. In this last era, the master can still ascend to immortality. He is really amazing. Master, if you can do well in the heaven, remember to take us with you. I still want to serve you. and be your close little cotton-padded jacket. Dad, pick up the phone. Who is it at such a serious moment? Can’t you be more serious? Dad, pick up the phone. Tertaradongli ga dongli ga dong. Dad, pick up the phone. Tara dangdang li ga li ga long. Dang li ga dong. Dad, answer the phone. Excuse me. Dad, it’s my phone. Hua er. Tara, tara, tara, tara, tara, tara, tara, tara. Hello, what are you doing? Don’t you know I’m a fussy person? Do you remember six years ago, your encounter at the Night Encounter Bar? Six years ago. You. You are the one the woman who kept me up all night. right? Zhonghai Tangcheng Villa. Let’s meet your five-year-old daughter. Daughter, hello. Mommy. Look. Lele. You’ll see your father soon. For my daughter’s growth, I had to find him. I actually have a daughter. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. After three hundred years, I finally have a daughter. Ha ha ha. having a child at old age. I won’t ascend today. See you next time. Master, are you going to pick up your daughter? Master, take my car. Master, take my car. Forget it. Your stuff is too slow, go upstairs. The legendary unicorn has been tamed by its owner. I really want to sit on it and feel the speed and passion. Hey. Xiaodu, Xiaodu, navigate to Zhonghai Tangchen Villa. I’ll choose the best route for you. Go. Master, slow down. Master. Do you still want me to cook for you tonight? Mom, he is my father. I’m sorry, daughter. It’s my fault. I found you such a father. Oh. Is this my precious daughter? Baby, the fatherly love you’ve missed all these years, I promise to give you double the love. Lele is your biological daughter. If you don’t believe it, you can do a paternity test. No need. Look at her little body. and this physique. Without my excellent genes, how could she give birth to an excellent you? He seems to have mental problems. Lulu, you go draw first. Okay, mom. You can cultivate your relationship with dad. I won’t disturb you. Hey, hey. Look at this little girl, she is so sensible. How did you educate your daughter? Tell me quickly. I’ve investigated you and you don’t have a real job. In the suburbs. you run a temple that promotes feudal superstition, specializing in deceiving fallen women and retired lonely elderly people. Compared to me, He is just a fireman. I do run a temple, but I teach real skills. My apprentices are all masters. I came to you because my daughter needs a father’s love. I’ll give you half a month. if you can satisfy me, I’m willing to let you back. From now on, you’ll be a full-time dad. Just be a dad. Actually, it’s not impossible to be a husband. After all, I’m not a virtuous person. I don’t need a man. I’ll give you thirty thousand yuan a month. Remember, don’t live by cheating and deceiving in the future. I hope you can reform yourself and become an excellent person. If you hadn’t called me, I would have ascended to immortality. Am I not good enough, sister? What did you say? The personal trainer the CEO found for the lady has already arrived outside. Let them in. Yes. Li Changsheng. I know you. you used to be a liar you had to be a liar. But I hope from now on, be a good person. Please don’t say stupid things like that again. please don’t say that again. What I said is true. Otherwise, I’ll show you how to open the gate of heaven ascension? You are really hopeless. Mr. Han, Mr. Han. You two have worked hard. Lele, come here. Lele. This is Teacher Li, who was the national swimming champion. and this is Teacher Wang, and an international piano master. They will come to our home every week to teach you. Wait. I can teach Lele whatever he wants. Why do you need a teacher? You teach? You’re too confident. I won the national championship. with world-class strength and skills. Do you think you can teach better than me? Mr. Han, you begged me to come today. If you have any doubts about me, I’ll leave now. Many rich ladies are waiting in line. You two have misunderstood. He didn’t mean to offend you. Apologize to the two teachers. Huh. I’m sorry. Excuse me. I mean, in my eyes, you are all rubbish. I’m sorry. Don’t be angry, guys. You should leave now. No, I’ll go. I feel that my personality has been greatly insulted. Since you are so arrogant, do you dare to compete? If you lose, you will apologize to us immediately. Li Changsheng, I’m trying my best to improve your image in front of Luo Luo. Can you not embarrass yourself? Women never know the man who can give birth to your child is a terrifying existence. Okay, Lele. Wait and see my performance, okay? Huh. Honey, come on. Ah. Don’t you change into a swimsuit to swim in this? Huh, it’s not necessary. This dirty pool doesn’t deserve to touch my holy body. Ha ha, okay. I hope when you lose later, you will still be so arrogant. Three two. Thirty-two. Mommy, why haven’t daddy and mommy jumped yet? He knew he would definitely lose, so he gave up. Luo Luo is a negative example. When you grow up, don’t be like him. Dad, you must be very strong. Come on, baby, OK. Li Changsheng, I really don’t know whether whether it’s right or wrong. Mom, I’m going out to answer the phone. OK. Daughter. The company is in a huge crisis. Only the young master of the Hua family can help. Enough, that’s enough. Big baby, dad. Let me show you my unique skill. Lingbo Weibu. Okay. Waste dares to fight with me. Come here. Ha. Dad, you are so awesome. Dad, can you really do magic? It’s amazing. I want to learn too. Baby, These are just among my many spells the most insignificant. I’ll teach you later, okay? Yeah yeah. This is much more interesting than being a fairy. Come and sit. Master, I was wrong. Can you teach me? Learn with the lady. See? Baby. This person lacks self-awareness, which led to him being slapped in the face. So, in the future, when we do anything, we should think twice, okay? Dad, I remember. Well, I can’t be like this uncle. It’s so embarrassing. Yes. I admit. your performance just now was amazing. But piano and swimming are not. That’s art. They are superb skills. You can’t beat me. Okay. Even a layman like me, I’m completely captivated. How about this, master calls Miss Luo Luo. Enough. With all due respect, your music is as bad as you are. is rubbish. Get out of here. Come on, baby. Good music can rob our souls. Listen carefully. Okay. This piece of music seems to takes me back to my youthful teenage years. Ha ha ha. We played and frolicked on the beach, and enjoying the best time. This is what music is. Don’t watch. Not for children. Don’t watch it. I’ve never heard such soulful music. It’s very inspiring. I decided to go back and study hard. Thank you for your teaching. Then I’ll go first. You two are crazy. Teacher Li and Teacher He. I’m not good at teaching. I can’t teach the young lady. I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Ah. Do you know that You two. are top talents in the fields of swimming and piano. top talents. I invited them with great difficulty. I just need to make a slight effort to completely convince so-called top talents completely convinced. They were driven away by you. Mom, you’ve got the wrong idea about dad. Dad is super awesome. I’ll ask my dad to teach you later. Even a child knows how to protect your self-esteem. Can you be more mature? Where’s Lele’s mother? I have a meeting later. and let dad accompany you to the western restaurant tonight. eat steak, okay? But I want you and dad to accompany me. You’re such a good daughter. Hey, our family of three we finally get together. Let’s have a meal together. Don’t fart, the child is watching. to cultivate our relationship. The CEO needs to handle the company crisis. only the young master of the Hua family can help. You can’t help, so just leave it alone. Don’t make trouble. What crisis? Wife tells husband. I need people, money, and face. I can handle it with just one phone call. I only need you. Stop bragging. Okay, go play with the kids. Dad, why don’t you drive Why don’t you drive the car left by mom? Because these cars don’t deserve you. Dad, my status. Mom said dad is from an ordinary family and doesn’t have much money. Luoluo, you can take an ordinary car. You. See, master, miss. Dabao, dad. When I go out, I don’t usually take transportation. But considering it might rain today, you can choose any of these cars. just take one. Wow. Dad, are you really from an ordinary family? Dabao, drink less sweet water. It’s not good for your health. Dabao, try my treasured Lingye for many years. Is it good? Ha ha. Is it good? Is it good? Ha ha. One sip of this can make you live a hundred years. With this drinking method, You’ll live forever. Such a way of raising. only the host can afford it. can afford it. Dad, I’m hungry. Are you hungry? Dad will make you something delicious, okay? You take good care of my daughter. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Little friend. Cute. Grandpa, you look familiar. You look like the hero who often appears on TV. the richest man in the world. Oh, Just call me Xiao Ma. Under the influence of my master, I have indeed achieved a little bit. If you like the richest man in the world, I’ll be your servant. Miss. Longhu Mountain will be yours from now on. And Tianshan Sect, and Nihua Palace. Wife, No, master wants to eat me. I’ve been practicing for eight hundred years. Just about to I’m about to ascend. but he was eaten. Master wants to eat the mythical beast. Help! Today, I’ll make my daughter a good meal. I won again. Oh, my god. I won, Dabao. Oh, The last green dragon on earth. The last basalt on earth. The last Suzaku on earth. are all extinct. Qianxue, My love for you is known to everyone in the entire Zhonghai. Marry me. Let’s be a fairy couple. It’s a good story. Sorry, I don’t plan to get married. I want money. I’m rich. I’m handsome. My strength ranks in the top three in the entire Heaven List. What’s not good about me? Why do you keep rejecting me? Your Majesty, don’t be angry. Women, she says no, she actually wants me to persuade her. You go home and wait for my message. Okay, but I hope you can understand. only I can solve the crisis of the Han family. My daughter, Now, not only is the company in financial crisis, but also your grandfather’s condition is getting worse. Tomorrow is your grandpa’s seventieth birthday. your grandma invited Doctor Shen to treat him. Doctor Shen has put forward a condition, that you marry him. What? Nowadays, the Han family is in decline. Only by marrying into a wealthy family can help the family turn the tide. Hua Shao and Doctor Shen are both outstanding people. You choose one. If you find someone with a higher status more powerful than Shen Lang and Hua Wuque, more powerful existence, maybe you can intimidate them and make them have to help me. to help me get through the crisis and cure grandpa. The Heavenly Machine God of War He never shows his true face. About his true identity, has once again attracted attention from the outside world. I found Luo Luo’s biological father. Who is it? The Heavenly Machine God of War. Let that guy pretend to be the Heavenly Rank God of War to get through tomorrow’s birthday banquet. Dad, your cooking is really great. Of course. Dad knows a lot of dishes. Dad will give you another magic weapon. Ding dong. Dad, Do you think my IQ is low? You’re just using this to fool kids. Hey, my dear. you don’t know that. This is not an ordinary feather duster. It’s made of phoenix feather, keel, and the essence of basalt. and refined into a peerless weapon. It’s very powerful. Is it real or fake? Of course it’s real. Take this feather duster to get some peaches for mom. so she won’t say we’re eating alone She’ll be angry if we don’t invite her. Dad, you are so careful. I’ll help you when we get home. Mom, Okay, ha ha ha. My daughter is so sensible. Xiao Tian Ce, the God of War, pays his respects. Why are you here? Under the guidance of my master, I swept the Western Qi country, and won a great victory. Tian Ce comes to repay. I just taught you a trick or two. I’m not your master, but you. Oh, Dabao, you’re back so soon. Dad will take you to fly, okay? Dad, you can really fly. Of course. Come. Are you ready? One, two, three, oh. Master, could it be that I really qualify to be your apprentice? Master, ha ha ha. Young man, you think too much. It’s already great to be able to shine your master’s shoes. That’s right. Don’t ask for more. Ha ha ha. You are the legendary Daxia Four Greats. Huh. Hey, hey. I told you. don’t eat while flying. It’s not freezing. Dad. Okay, okay. Fortunately, there are no casualties. Later, let Daxia to compensate them ten times. Let’s go. Stop. Come here. Hey. Where did you go? Why can’t I get through? Because there is no signal on the phone in the sky. Ha ha. In the sky. Mom, My mom and dad are amazing. He not only knows many important people, Fly. He can fly. Hey, do you want to experience it? There are so many dust mites. which can cause allergies. Li Changsheng, I’ve repeatedly reminded you don’t lie to your daughter. In just one day, her values have changed. She would never have said such a thing before. That’s because I wasn’t here before. For me, flying with a sword is just a piece of cake. Otherwise, I’ll show you how to be cool. I’ve had enough of you. Mom, you have to trust dad. and your ability to pick a man. He is not an ordinary man. He’s very strong. Mom believes in you. Daughter is. Mom, I’m sorry. I’ll ask him to leave tomorrow. Lulu, you go take a shower first. Mom will hold you to sleep at night. But I want to hug dad. Hug. Ouch, ouch. My daughter is so good. I agree with this proposal. Shut up. Lulu, go ahead. Okay. Dad, don’t worry. I will let you hold me and mom to sleep sooner or later. Watch you. Tomorrow is my grandpa’s birthday party. I want you to accompany me to attend. That’s just right. and give them to him as a birthday gift. Can you stop embarrassing me? Tomorrow, I want you to pretend to be the God of Heaven. to attend. What, I pretend to be someone else? I am me. I’m a different kind of person. I’m already so awesome. Why should I pretend? This is an order. If you don’t agree, leave now. Ha ha. Okay, okay, I’ll do as you say. Remember your identity is the Heavenly Machine God of War. Don’t let anyone know your identity. I know. This woman always makes me lower my status. to play a shrimp. What should I do? Grandma, this is Luo Luo’s father, Li Changsheng. Li Changsheng. Hello, everyone. These These are all limited editions. My dad used his connections and spent a lot of money to buy. 我 This is worn by a foreign nobleman. The crown is even rarer. Do I look like a little princess? Wow, it’s so beautiful. Don’t touch my things. My mom said You are a wild child without a father. I don’t want to play with you. Hey, Dabao. Doudou, what’s wrong? What’s wrong, Dabao? This little beggar stole my things. We are all friends and play together. He’s dirty and smelly. I don’t want to play with him. My mom said his dad is a loser. and he was born to someone else by his mother. Who taught you these words? Lele, don’t be afraid. They are all talking nonsense. Did my daughter say something wrong? He. Didn’t you have a one-night stand with this loser bastard? Han Qianxue, You’re a bitch. Since you did it, we should take responsibility. Now the company is in crisis, and grandpa is seriously ill. You don’t think about the family, but instead you’re with this loser. You don’t deserve to manage the family. Bitch, you should resign as CEO immediately. Get out of Han family. I’m sorry. It’s all Lele’s fault. Play. Lele shouldn’t have caused you trouble. Dabao, Do you like those toys very much? Those Barbie dolls and the crowns are beautiful. Then dad will buy them for you. Okay? Okay. How can you buy them? These toys are limited edition, They are worth thousands to tens of thousands. They are just a small part of my daughter’s collection. You’re a loser, how can you buy them? My dad spoils me the most. I have a good father, a little beggar. You have a poor and useless father. That crown was worn by Princess Diana. worth millions of pounds. Without special channels, you can’t even see it. You can’t even afford it. My dad is the best. Not only is my dad rich, but also knows many important people. I was born a Snow White. You’ll be an ugly duckling for the rest of your life. That’s right. Lulu, don’t be sad. Mom will buy it for you. You use family money to give it to this bastard. I won’t allow it. Yes, you, a bitch like you. how can you manage a company? You’d better take your daughter and go begging with this loser. Yes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You are not allowed to bully my mom. My dad is not a loser. He is very powerful. You have five minutes bring my daughter’s favorite toy to me. Five minutes, do you think you are a magician? or something else. Santa Claus. to make things appear out of thin air. Huh, ridiculous. Han Qianxue, your grandpa spoiled you, but I will never spoil you. The bastard you gave birth to with that loser has already disgraced my Han family. Now you only have to remarry a wealthy family to help my Han family out of trouble. or I will kick you out of the house. I said, you old lady, You, the strong dad, you should keep a cool image. I’ll say these words. You all say my dad is a loser, but If he brings a better gift later, what will you do? If he can bring a better gift, I’ll call him dad. Ha ha ha, then I’ll eat shit live. If your father can’t take it out, you’ll not only get out of the Han family, but also crawl under me from here. It’s a deal. Luo Luo, what are you talking about? What he said just now doesn’t count. It doesn’t count, you bitch. You’re going back on your word now. It’s too late. You have four minutes leave the Han family voluntarily. You gave birth to the child yourself. and you chose your husband. You’re responsible for the consequences. Lu Chengsheng, what did you teach him? He only spent one day with you, his values have collapsed like this. That means our precious daughter has grown up. That’s a good thing. Mom, you have to trust dad. even if you don’t trust him, you can’t not believe me. My daughter, how did you become like this? Someone, take my two granddaughters to the study to play. so they won’t be corrupted by that wild child. And you, get out of the Han family immediately. From now on, Han Qianxue will marry Doctor Shen. Waste. Get out now! Take your little bastard and get out. Turn over and die. A guest is coming. Ma Tengyun, the richest man in Daxia. Zhang Zhiwei from Longhu Mountain. Princess Yao Yue from Tianshan Wuyunxing offers a gift to the young master. Tribute. Tribute to the young master. Wow, mom, You see, dad didn’t talk nonsense. This is my dad’s strength. Master, time is short, there’s no time to prepare gifts. We can only buy the Nisdi Group. to buy it. This is the domestic the acquisition contract of Nisdy Park. Please take a look. This is the overseas the acquisition contract of Nisdi Park. This is the contract of Nisdi Film Company. Hey, You four can’t even handle this. How old is my daughter? What’s the use of having so many industries? Where’s the doll? What about Snow White? Dad, this is good. I can ask Nisdi promote the history and culture of our大夏. Oh my dear daughter, You have a business mind is really from your dad. Did you all hear that? Put down the things and leave quickly. Hey. Hey at this. Who is this useless person? can invite so many big shots. The one just now seems to be the long-lost Is that the richest man Ma? How could it be? He is just a loser. How could he be a big shot? Those four people weren’t they deceived by Li Changsheng? prostitutes and retired elderly people? No, I have to make them believe it completely. Listen up. The true identity of my husband is the famous Tianji God of War. The Celestial God of War. He had a one-night stand and became the God of Heaven. God of War, what kind of luck did you have? War God. Fake, please take a seat. Ha ha. Wait a minute. He is not the Tianji God of War at all. Who are you? This is the man your grandma found for you. Young Master Shenlang of Tianyi Sect, Doctor Shen. Doctor Shen, What did you mean by that just now? The God of War is one of the top three masters on the Heavenly List. We are old acquaintances. But the one in front of me is definitely not the God of Heaven. And the scene just now he found some liars to deceive you. The liar is a complete fraudster. Now it’s bad. Daughter, what’s going on? Look at this. I said don’t pretend to be someone else. just be yourself. Now it’s exposed. Shut up. Han Qianxue, for the sake of face, you let him pretend to be the God of War. You’re really embarrassing our Han family. Han Qianxue, this is Doctor Shen, He is a rare talent in both medicine and martial arts. He will be your husband in the future. Grandma, I didn’t agree to marry him. Doctor Shen, we specially invited him here to treat grandpa. The condition is that you marry him. How could you for your own selfish desires you don’t even care about grandpa’s illness? Madam, I’m very satisfied with Miss Han. Please invite grandpa out now. and I will treat him immediately. Then, please, Mr. Shen. How about it, Young Master Shen? The old man is famous in other places, but it’s not difficult for me. Oh, That’s great, that’s really great. He is qi and blood deficient, which is a sign of the Five Declines of Heaven and Man. Your acupuncture will kill him. I didn’t expect you, a loser, to know medicine. But you shouldn’t but you shouldn’t show off in front of me. Let me see how I can bring the old man back to life. And then I’ll teach you a lesson. Grandpa is awake. He’s awake, he’s awake, he’s awake. Many famous doctors were helpless. Master Shen’s treatment brought him back to life. It’s really amazing. I think what else can you say? Hurry up and kneel down. He can only live for so long now. Three years, hahaha, three two one. Three two one. What’s wrong? Lalalalala. What’s going on? Shang Shang, what’s going on? Huh? Huh? He’s dead. Oh, old man. You can’t die. Up. 你 didn’t you come to treat my grandpa? What? You even killed him. How did I know he was your grandpa? No, I have to say something. I I just brought him back to life. It’s all because of this idiot. It’s all his fault that I missed a needle. How dare you hit me? Who do you think you are? The one who yelled at me like that his grave grass is already two meters tall. Grandpa, grandpa, wake up, grandpa. It’s all your fault for bringing a loser back. You killed him. What if he’s dead? Even if the King of Hell he wouldn’t dare to look up in front of me. What did you say? Wife, get out of the way. Let your husband give you a peace sign. Bastard. What are you doing? Ha ha ha. You use drink to cure him. Are you out of your mind? He’s already dead. Why don’t you let him rest in peace? Bitch, this is the person you brought back. Your whole family deserves to die. Stop making trouble. What are you doing? This thing is very precious. I’ve had enough of you. How dare you hit me? I thought that if I gave you a lot of tolerance, you would gradually become better. But it turns out that I was wrong. All I see in you is disappointment. and no hope at all. I really hope Lulu never had you as a father. Mom, don’t quarrel with dad. For the sake of the children, I won’t hold it against you. All your misunderstandings and prejudices against me will be resolved in three seconds. Qianxue hates you, you idiot. Get out of here. Twenty one. Another cup. What else do you want? My wife hasn’t even had a drink. You’ve drunk it all. Old man, you’re really alive. Two. I can stand up. I can run. I can jump high. This is impossible. You really brought my grandpa back to life. This is just one of my many abilities. the most insignificant one. How about it, husband, you are so handsome. Stop kidding, mom. I already said that Dad is super powerful. Hum. What is your identity? I’m just the God of Heavenly Secrets. Qianxue, I said that when I achieve success, I will come back to marry you. I did it. The God of Heaven. It’s him. If she marries the Tianji God of War, then we will be suppressed again. Why don’t we use Xiao Tian Ce’s hand to get rid of this trash. Someone is impersonating you. and steals your woman. If it were me, I really can’t bear it. What, who is that bastard? Come out and kill him. With his personality, he will really kill you. I’ll stop him, you run away. How dare you, a mere ant, act recklessly? Ah, you are the God of War. Why are you so excited? Could he really be someone important? Ha ha ha. I wanted to contact you as an ordinary person, to get in touch with you. but I was still recognized. Tell you, what my true identity is. Who is Xiaoxiao? Why are you so excited? He is. He is nothing. I was just kidding you. This is just a small role. a nobody. I really don’t know him. Oops, Xiaoxiong, you’re so naughty. You scared me. You almost fooled me. It was just a false alarm. I said. This bitch doesn’t know any big shot. You’re a little piece of shit. Many people admire me. I can spare you if you pretend to be me, But you have ill intentions towards Chihiro. That’s a big deal. You get down on your knees right now and bark like a dog. and crawl out. I can show mercy on Qianxue’s behalf spare your life. He is Luoluo’s father. I can’t let anything happen to him. Li Changsheng, I didn’t think this through. I’ll stop him. You take Luoluo and leave first. Mom, you have to trust me. Dad has the ability to solve problems. Oh, my dear. I didn’t expect you to be so young but you have such a high level of view. You are my own daughter. You, you. You are the the scumbag who took Qianxue’s first time. I’ll kill you. Oh no. It seems there will be a good show. Use Xiao Tian Ce’s hand Can’t you see? It’s killing two birds with one stone. Xiong Xiong, who do you think you are? Who attacked me? Are you dead? Didn’t you see we are having a family chat. You’re talking nonsense there. You have no eyesight. You hit me. Nice body skills. It seems that his advantage is agility. I’ll figure out his routine first, then strike with a fatal blow. Why was the God of War also knocked down? Mom, do you think dad is handsome? Do you love him? If you love him, just say it boldly. What did the kid say? How about it, honey? I told you earlier. These little minions are nothing in front of me. You just don’t believe me. Huh? This bastard is showing off his affection in front of me. I’ll kill you. Here comes the Dragon Slayer Sword. Now you’re doomed. Ah, the ultimate move. Blood Drinking Crazy Blade. Our chicken killing knife is bigger than your knife. The Dragon Slayer’s Blade has accompanied me for years, killing tens of thousands. How is that possible? Dabao, Dad will show you another move, okay? Huh. I have a palm that can open the sky. I have a palm that can open the sky. Lao Xiao, Why was the God of War also defeated by him? Mom, dad has proved his strength. he is very strong. Hmm. You go and kiss him. and apologize. Luo Luo, who taught you these words? You bastard. It’s not fair. I was injured on the battlefield. My strength is less than fifty percent. When I recover, Let’s fight again. I’ll use the old man push, I’ll kill you. You’ve been beaten up like this, How dare you say that? At this moment, his attention was completely focused on Xiao Tian Ce. If I attack, I have a ninety-nine percent chance of a fatal blow. Waste, die. Hey, go. I’ll kill you. He is shameless. You use hidden weapons. Dad, that move you just did was so cool. I want to learn. Can you teach me? That move is too indecent, baby. We are little princesses. Let’s learn some beautiful moves, okay? Honey, can I get a hundred points for my performance today? can I get a hundred points? Yes. Then give me a kiss. Let’s talk about it later. Now that grandpa has recovered from his illness, Li Changsheng has also confirmed his ability. I think he is qualified to be the son-in-law of the Han family. Yes. Li is really good. But the strength you have is not how talented you are, but Qian Xue. What do you mean? Because of me, an old man. What’s your problem? I’ve always wanted to find you a talented husband. It’s because of you you have a rare and excellent physique. the Nine Yin Body. As long as the man who combines with you will instantly possess which ordinary people need to practice for decades to achieve. Li is a good example. But unfortunately, Xiao Li is ordinary. If he were to combine with Doctor Shen or the God of War of Heaven’s Mystery, his strength would be unfathomable. It turns out that the games he has now Oh, wait, wait, wait. My wife is indeed the Jiu Yin physique, but I I have a more powerful Jiuyang body. My strength is because of my talent and understanding. It’s nothing to do with others. It’s impossible, absolutely impossible. Jiuyang body. It’s a legendary physique that only appears once in a thousand years. It’s the qualification of an immortal. How could you have it? I’m about to ascend to immortality. He will definitely call me back. Young man, I know you have a strong self-esteem. and pride, but you have already got my granddaughter. such a great benefit. Have I ever looked down on you? No need to explain, old man. I know you even if I give him the current strength, he is still a good-for-nothing. I can’t stand it. My beloved woman was taken by a piece of trash. Even if we join forces now, we still can’t beat him. Ah, what if I join you? Change the ball. Brother Hua, why are you here? The three of us are the top three masters on the Heavenly List, and we all want to possess Qian Xue. How can I miss this occasion? With Brother Hua’s help, killing him will be easy. Don’t mess around. Li Changsheng and I already have a child. I will never leave him no matter what. Qian Xue is just a nobody, is not worthy of you at all. He doesn’t deserve you. Unlike the three of us, whether it’s family background, strength, or talent, we are the top existence in this world. That’s right. If he hadn’t been lucky enough to get it, you would be so strong now. He is just a lucky rat. Yes, kill him. The three of us you can choose any one of us as your husband. He must die today. You are the bad guys. You bully the few with the many and cheat. Little friend, the adult world is a world of the survival of the fittest, It’s about strength and background. Yes, your useless father just got lucky. to climb to where he is now. He has no background or connections. How can he fight me? Luoluo, today we I’ll find you a new one. I will love you well in the future. and your mother’s. Ha ha ha, I said you three. why do you have to be on the brink of death back and forth? You threaten me, at most, with broken hands and feet. But you molested my wife. and my good daughter. and instill incorrect values in my daughter. Then you just wait to die. Hey, you idiot. If we don’t show don’t show our true strength, do you really think you are awesome? Get out of the way. This is the Hua family’s treasure, Xiao The power of Xiaoyao fan It’s more powerful than the Dragon Slayer Sword. Brother Hua, You have taken out your best skills. Then I won’t hold back. Come on. This is the Shen family’s treasure, Soul Eater Staff. Its power is comparable to the Xiaoyao Fan. It’s really eye-opening. Who’s next? Here is the Dragon Slayer Sword. Today, the three of us geniuses join forces. What do you have to fight against us? Ha ha ha ha ha. Applause? Screams? Ah oh oh oh oh. It seems that this waste is doomed today. Although Li has decades of kung fu, but he definitely can’t beat the three of us together. Besides, they also have the capital of the three clans. Ah. Shen Di and Li Changsheng are Lele’s father. He must not be harmed. If you want to touch him, you must kill me first. Not to mention, You just hide behind women. If you have the guts, come out and fight us one-on-one. Wife, I’m very moved by your behavior, but it’s unnecessary. because killing one ant and stepping on a swarm of ants is no difference. You can’t beat them. You take Luoluo and leave first. I know. You don’t know my strength well enough. Then I’ll show you a good show. Dabao, lend me the magic talisman that dad gave you. lend me. Okay, okay. Ahahahaha. Come on, dad. Ha ha ha. After all, you only got a feather duster. Are you kidding me? That’s right. It seems that this waste is good at nothing but luck. is useless. Let’s get started. Five Dragons Slash. Break the maze. Sword Shadow, Dad, they are so powerful. They even darkened the sky. Wearing the treasure. Even if the peak of the master is here, he can’t escape. Run away, you idiot. Han Qianxue, You must have found a fool. He’ll die in a second. You’re taking a feather for a command. I’ve never seen anyone like him. Idiot, what are you still doing? Run! Dabao, haven’t you always questioned the power of this god’s gallbladder? Now you watch carefully. Jump. Huh. How is this possible? Even three people can’t beat it. It seems that my granddaughter’s physique The legendary one is even more powerful. Dad, please stop talking. This is too powerful. Dad, um. This magic pill is so amazing. Of course. I’m your own father. How could I lie to you? Dad, it depends on your performance today. I’m sure to win my mom over. Why is this loser so strong? What if he takes revenge on us in the future? Three young masters, get up quickly. How could I be defeated by a loser? Get up quickly. Get up, get up. How could it be? We still have a trump card. Our trump card. Hua Shao, are you sure you want to encircle? This is what he forced us to do. There’s no other way but to do this. Don’t worry. The three young masters’ family background their trump cards must be more than one. You’re doomed. Yes, he is just a a lucky bastard. Thinking that with a little strength, he can shake the tree with his bare hands. It’s ridiculous. Three young masters, show your trump card. Ah, I was beaten. please come and save me quickly. The trump card he mentioned is to call his parents. What a shame. Dad, They are all looking for their parents. You should find your father quickly. Ah. Ah, I’m an orphan. I have no parents. Ha ha. Isn’t it normal to ask your father for help when in trouble? I thought you were an orphan like me. 啊 Dad, how did you grow up? Well, I was brought up by a master and raised me on the mountain. This loser even has a master. If your master is very powerful, wouldn’t it be a big trouble? Dad, your master must be very powerful, right? He’s not powerful at all. He couldn’t even beat me. But he probably isn’t in the mortal world now. He should have ascended to immortality. The three masters of Xiaohua, Shen, and San are here. elders of the three families. You came so soon. Who are you? Beat my son. Hua Zhenhai’s son, Hua Zhenhai’s son, Frank, come out and die. You hit my son. I’ll beat him to death. All three of them are on the God List. Their strength has long surpassed the realm of transformation. With a casual squeeze, They can crush a waste with ease. This is the heritage of a big family. which is beyond the imagination of ordinary people. Han Qianxue, I advise you to abandon the dark and turn to the light. otherwise, your daughter will have no father. My son was beaten by that trash. You are dad, and this is the man. Dad, remember to beat him half to death, and then leave me half my life. I want to torture him well. That’s a must. Little bro. Don’t compete with me today. My son must take revenge himself. Ladies first. Waste, did you see that? The elders of the three families are going to kill you. Han Qianxue, Haven’t you come to serve the three young masters? Could it be that Are you going to be a widow for this loser? What should we do now? With the strength of the three families, you don’t even have a chance. Dad, your forehead is all wrinkled. Are you also under a lot of pressure? Of course I’m under a lot of pressure. You beat the young and then the old. Hey, why don’t you why don’t you invite your grandfather, great-grandfather, and great-great-grandfather over here. I’ll take them all down, okay? What did you say? Waste. I think you don’t know how to write the word death. Right? No need to flow water. just kill him directly. Our parents are all masters of the God List. The innate realm which is a realm you can’t touch. Instead of begging for mercy, but you angered him. You are so ignorant and ridiculous. Right. Oh my god. How could this happen? You can actually you can defuse our three moves at the same time. Grandpa, you don’t know martial arts, do you? When did you become so powerful? Grandpa, you finally are going to reveal your true identity. True identity? Could it be that grandpa is a hidden master? It’s no longer a secret. I’ll come clean. Actually, our Han family is one of two guardians. one of the two guardians. I am the peerless master forty years ago, known as the Jade-Faced Flying Dragon. Oh, my husband. After decades, you’re still so handsome. My heart is beating faster. Wow. Wow, your grandparents are so romantic. Hey, your family’s romantic genes didn’t inherit any of it? You should learn from them. Come. So. You are the Jade-Faced Flying Dragon back then. Just like this. Dad, is he very powerful? More than that. You ranked me twenty eighth in the God List, while he was the second. According to rumors, there are two guardians in Daxia. The Zhenbei Palace. As the current martial arts leader, is one of them. But I didn’t expect that the Han family is the other one. Since the birth of our richest family, has the mission of sealing the demons and defend the world’s peace. But I didn’t expect the King of Zhenbei to be too ambitious but also stole the dragon ball from my Han family. He intends to to destroy the seal of the devil. I heard that this devil is an ancient demon god. which was suppressed by immortals. Once revived, the world will be devastated. That’s right. The current situation we must defeat the King of the North. and use the power of the dragon balls to reinforce the seal. Tomorrow is the deadline. I humbly ask you to join me to attack the Zhenbei Palace. Good wine. The three of the North Palace are all on the God List. If we fight to the death, we still have a chance. Please consider the billions of people. follow me to fight. Oh, Senior, this matter, we need to discuss this carefully. Let’s discuss it. The Zhenbei Palace there are ten masters on the God List. Isn’t it suicide for us to go? What’s the point of attacking? It’s better to join the Zhenbei Palace. and we can protect ourselves. No, dad. If we do this, Qian Xue will look down on me. You still want to pick up girls? You’re courting death. When the Han family is destroyed, for rewards, maybe the King of Zhenbei might give Han Qianxue to me. Then we can we can do whatever we want. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I’ll just do as I please. How about you guys? Oh, I suddenly remembered I suddenly remembered I have a meeting to attend. Excuse me. Dad, such an important thing. I’ll drive you. Son, I was in a hurry to go out. Maybe I forgot to turn off the gas. That’s too dangerous. I have to go back quickly. Excuse me. right? Oh, my period came suddenly. Forget it, Mom. How many years have you been menopausal? That’s why it’s sudden. I’m going to the hospital. You people. are just afraid of death. Honey, Qian Hui, you know I’m sincere. My great-grandma gave me a dream last night, saying I can’t get married this year. and she left first. Hey, look at this person. Honey, you won’t betray me, will you? Oh, baby. How could I betray you? Hey, hey. Oh, the signal is not good. I’ll go out and call you. You bastard. Hey, you can’t leave. You’re so unfaithful. I have a cat at home. It did a backflip and fell into a ditch. I have to go back quickly. Will the cat fall into the ditch? No cat. Hellokitty. Human nature is revealed in crisis. Xiao Li, don’t pretend anymore. Run away quickly. With the power of the Zhenbei Palace, you will only die in the Han family. Hi. Hey, I’m not saying that I don’t even take the Zhenbei Palace seriously. For me, it’s just a small fry. Wife Dabao, you just watch carefully. As long as I make a slight move, I will be the invincible existence in the world. That year, I put my hands in my pockets I didn’t know what an opponent was. Looking at his confident appearance, which reminded me of when you were young. My child, It was because of my blind confidence I was beaten badly by the King of Zhenbei. Listen to me. you take Luo Luo and run away quickly. At least you can at least leave a bloodline for the Han family. If you don’t believe me, take me with you tomorrow. and see if I can beat him. and the North Palace. Alas. That’s all I have to say. You can do it yourself. All the Han family members, listen up. Tomorrow, follow me to the North Palace to fight to the death. Grandpa, I don’t want to go. I don’t want to die. Grandpa, I haven’t married yet. I don’t want to die either. Nonsense. Do I want to die? This is our mission to protect the family. and it’s inevitable. Once the seal of the devil is opened, not only us, the entire Dragon Kingdom will be devastated. This is a dead end. Hey, hey, hey, you. Here. These are Luoluo’s clothes and daily necessities. She is allergic to peanuts. doesn’t like spicy food. She likes to kick the quilt at night. Remember to cover her up. What are you doing? Mom, Do you not want me and dad anymore? Luo Luo’s mom doesn’t want to be apart from you either. but there’s nothing I can do. You will live with your father from now on. Tomorrow we will go to Zhenbei Palace. It’s probably a bad situation. I can’t let Luoluo go to die with you. He will follow you from now on. Hey, wife. your husband is invincible. As long as you say a word, I can solve it for you in minutes. Mom, You should trust your ability to pick a man. Dad is the best. Luo Luo. You’re still young and don’t understand some things. Li Changsheng, you are an adult. you should have the ability to think maturely. You can’t because of my physique and give you strength, and you become arrogant. The Zhenbei Palace is the most powerful force in the world. There are many masters. even my grandfather can’t compete with them. You’ll only be cannon fodder there. Do you understand? I’ve said enough. Although you are not a strong person, but you can protect Luoluo. For Luo Luo, you should live well in the future. If we are destined, we will meet again in the next life. Hey, hey, hey. I Not us. Ah. Hello. Mom can’t continue to walk with you. You must live well. I’ll pray for you in heaven. Oh no. Hey, baby. You said your mom’s why is she so stubborn? I’m worried too. Based on my understanding of my mom, she won’t open the door again. Well, how about this? tomorrow morning, we go to Zhenbei Palace early and kill them. Let your mom see if I’m really awesome. How? But dad, Before going to bed, he can’t fall asleep without listening to mom’s story. Ah. It seems that I will have insomnia tonight. Damn it. How dare you disturb my daughter’s sleep? Is that so? Dad, I’ll work overtime tonight. I’ll take you to destroy the Zhenbei Palace in advance. Dad, Just the two of us? Why don’t you call Lao Tianshi and Tianshan Tonglao? It’s just a small matter. Why do you need so many people? Dad, actually, I’m afraid you can’t handle it alone. Dabao, You should always believe in your awesome dad. It’s time to show you my true skills. Xiaoqiang, I like it. Xiaoqiang, Oh, I just. Wow, dad. is it from the cartoon? the Burning Kirin? Of course. It’s my car, And you are his only heir. Oh. Oh, I just. Dad, I know you’re great, but I didn’t know you were so powerful. Here’s a reward. Hmm. Awesome. Dad, it seems that this operation should be foolproof. Of course. Dad, I haven’t even ridden a unicorn. How fast can it fly? Its speed, I’m not sure. but once it takes off, it’s electricity. and light. it’s the only life. Ha ha ha. If you want to experience it, I’ll take you to see it, okay? Okay, let’s go. Are you ready? One, two, hey. Are you ready? Ready, let’s go. Oh my god. I beg you. please bless my daughter to live safely. This is the manifestation of the Buddha. You all are willing submit to my Zhenbei Palace, and become my servants. and serve the Zhenbei Palace. That would be our honor. But can we have a slightly higher status a little higher than slaves? Can we be a priest or elder? Yes, yes, yes. After all, we are masters of the God List. and our sons are also the geniuses of the Heaven List. If it gets out that we are slaves, My father will wake up the devil tomorrow. At that time, not to mention the mere Daxia, even the whole world will be dominated by my Xiong family. Be my servants. You don’t want to. Yes yes yes yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. It’s that Xiong Er prince. When the Han family comes to die tomorrow, can you leave the women of the Han family to us? leave them? Let us Oh, The women of the Han family are quite pretty. especially that one named Han Qianxue. is simply the best. Xiong Er son. can you for our brothers for your loyalty, give Han Qianxue to us. Sure, no problem. However, I’ll play with this first. Sure. To be able to serve enjoy the same woman that’s an honor for me. Ha ha ha, who is your slave? Come out. Who dares to make trouble in Shenbei Palace? Why does this voice sound familiar? It’s you. I was going to kill you. I didn’t expect you to come to me. Just him. He is the one from the Tuan family. Go on. Well, a little son-in-law to make trouble in my Zhenbei Palace. Oh, and he’s bringing a child. This person must have a problem with his intelligence. I said you cowards, when you were asked to uphold justice, all run away. but you all betrayed. and came to the North Palace. I said, are you still human? The King of Zhenbei is about to unify the world. Our choice is very wise. You should be careful. Almost hit me. Sorry. Your Highness. Stop talking nonsense. We will handle this for the prince. to deal with this waste. Dad, there are so many people here. Let’s go first. Dabao, don’t panic in case of trouble. Let’s see how dad handles it. Hum hum hum hum hum. I’ll deal with the corpse first. Go. Go, go. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Go, go, go. Dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge. Dodge, dodge, dodge. Dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge. Dodge, dodge, dodge. Let’s go. Move, move, Dodge, dodge, dodge. You can’t hit me. Dabao, did you see that? As long as you move, they can’t touch you at all. Die for me. Backhand. Damn it! Mom. Dad, are you okay? Dad, did you take it easy? How could you not beat him? This is not scientific. You bunch of losers. You’re embarrassing me. Elder, please take action. I haven’t been active for a long time. This young man, at a young age, has the strength of innate realm. He seems to be qualified to fight with me. A先天 realm. Lao Deng, I think you are blind. Shut up, you useless. This is the elder of the Zhenbei Palace. the third on the God List. He has the strength of the peak of innate. You’re doomed. You dare to attack the elder. Kill the traitor. Elder, We’ll kill after you kill him. Report, I want to identify. Ha. Ha, aren’t you guys just hate me so much? You’re just a mere ant. I just use pressure can make him bleed from his seven orifices. Bastard. This is the elder’s unique skill Lion Roar. This time he’s doomed. Who do you think you are? Ah. Elder, why are you kneeling? Did the elder use Lion Roar in reverse? He’s too strong. Damn it, hahaha. He is so strong. Baby is hungry. Hurry up and finish fighting to cook for the baby. Okay, big baby. Dad has to speed up. Ha ha ha. Catch this little thing. and force him to surrender. Kid, come here. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. You’re a bad guy. I don’t want to talk to you. Damn it. Whose kid has such a big lung capacity? Kid, come here. If you come again, I will hit you. Who are you scaring? Oh. Hit you, hit you, hit you, ha ha ha. How could that be? Xiong Er the second child. was defeated by a six-year-old girl. No way. This father and daughter are so perverted. Hey, what are you talking about? What’s perverted? We are the most beautiful. Dad, You’ve refreshed my perception of you again. I love you so much. You’re great too, baby. Love you, love you, love you, love you, love you. Before, you showed affection in front of us and Han Qianxue. Now you show your father-daughter affection. Ha ha ha, I hate it. I really want to kill these traitors. Hey, what are you muttering about? All of you, put your hands on your heads and squat in a line. Hey, Dabao. I’ll give you a chance. Practice. to practice your speech and stage performance. Dad, I’m still young. Why don’t you go first? Okay, dad will set an example for you. Oh. Let me say a few words. Applause. Are you still showing off now? No more. Never again. We were ignorant before. Today, you have taught us a profound lesson. and we instantly understood. What lesson have you learned? Pretending is really struck by lightning. What do you mean I pretend every day? but I haven’t been struck by lightning. You bastard, my father and my older brother are summoning the devil. Tomorrow I’ll make sure you’re dead. It seems that you still don’t accept it. I need to re-educate you. Hello. Still hitting me? I’m already anemic from being beaten by you. That’s because you wash your arms. Violence is not the only standard to solve problems. Only through the purification of the soul, can we completely reform ourselves. Come. Come with me. listen to the voice from the depths of our souls. Sing. Oh, oh, oh. China. Oh. Grandpa, we only have a few people. How can we fight the Zhenbei Palace? Grandpa, I’m scared. Can you not let me go? I’m afraid of death. As the guardians of the Han family, we can’t retreat even if we know it’s impossible. This is our destiny. Let’s go. From now on, you are my daughter. The lowest class. Number nine five two seven is the master. All, attention! Get ready to work. Look right. Turn right. I won’t go, eating hot pot and singing songs. No one scolds. Firecrackers. Oh, then. No scolding. Run and walk. Grandpa, look. No wonder the Zhenbei Palace can become the number one family. They are really self-disciplined. They get up early for morning exercise. In contrast, our Han family has have been too comfortable. Yes. Why do I feel something is wrong? They seem reluctant. and they seem to have injuries on their faces. Morning exercise. Who would be willing? Look at them. They can persist even if they are reluctant. Their spirit is commendable. As for the injuries on their faces, It must be from the usual sparring. It’s really hard. If time could go back, I would also train you like this. hard training. No chance, let’s go. Han Baichuan of Han family is here to die. Why are the Han family here again? The whole family has moved in. The way grandpa and the others look at us is not right. Don’t panic. Even if there is no chance of winning, we can’t lose the integrity of our Han family. Han Beichuan, the Jade-Faced Flying Dragon, comes to die. Please send someone to fight. Damn it. Not only did you bully me all night yesterday, but today you come with so many people. Do you think I’m here to sell myself? I’ll fucking fight with you. Second Young Master, Second Young Master, Second Young Master. Second Young Master. Enough. We still have hope. There’s still hope for a comeback. Grandpa, something is wrong. Did someone come here last night? Oh, let me tell you. The ingredients here are not good. Dabao, The food here is too low grade. Just make do with it. Dad, You should be more ladylike. Huahua. I still want to eat the chicken stewed with mushrooms. The ones you ate last time were mythical beasts. have been extinct. Just make do with it. Li Changsheng, Lulu. Why are you here? The injuries of these people. Did he do all of this? Why are you here? You kicked me out yesterday. I had nowhere to live. so I can only stay in for a night. Well, to be honest, 那 The bed in the North Palace is so big and comfortable. What? You stayed at the Zhenbei Palace last night? overnight? Didn’t they do anything to you? Mom, I’ve told you. Dad is invincible. Yesterday, these bad guys didn’t listen to me, and they were all cleaned up by dad. Next time, they will never dare to be angry with us again. He alone destroyed the entire Zhenbei Palace. Wow, that’s amazing. You really did it alone. defeated the entire Zhenbei Palace. As long as I make a slight effort, I will be invincible. Ha ha ha. I know. Granddaughter, your Nine Yin Physique has allowed me to break through my cognition. Li’s strength is all thanks to you. It’s the sea angel again. This country bumpkin has really hit the jackpot. What old man? I’ve told you so many times. My strength is the result of my own cultivation. It has nothing to do with him. Okay, okay. Even if you are great, It has nothing to do with Qian Xue. That’s more like it. Ha ha ha, men. men are vain and have self-esteem. We can understand him. After all, Li has grown from an ordinary person to where he is now. It’s hard to control his vanity. Ha ha ha, come on, you are Xiao Li. You and Qian Xue are family. What’s yours and mine? I’ll claim that you’re the best. Is that okay? Oh my god. How can you believe me? It’s all because of me again. I just hope he can mature quickly and stop being so naive. Why isn’t the King of Zhenbei here? Oh no. He must have gone to the sealed land to summon the devil. Old man, you are right. my father and my older brother have gone to the sealed land. Based on the time, I’m afraid the Demon King of the World has returned. Oh ha ha ha. From now on, the Xiong family will have no rivals in the world. and dominate the world. You’d better quickly kowtow and admit your mistake. maybe the prince will spare your life. Why didn’t you train them well? Did you come out to show off again? Xiao Li, Let’s go to the sealing place. or it will be too late. Why didn’t you say it earlier? Let’s go quickly. There is half a stick of incense left. the seal will be completely opened. The devil will return to the world. And I I will be the spokesperson of the devil to the top of the world. Father, you are truly the first person in history. Honey. So I’m the first lady, right? Ask your mother, you’re fucking stupid. The first lady is my mom. The mountain road is rugged. I can only whip the horse. Giddy up! Hey, come on. But our speed is too slow. Hey, don’t be lazy. Go faster. Giddy up! Giddy up! Brother, brother, stop smoking. I’m already doing my best. Dad, ha ha ha. Dad, help me. Dad. Dad, you must save me. Son, who beat you up like this? It’s him, this loser. Xiongba is really here. Dad. Did you see the two dragon balls on the table? Well, the most important thing now we need to get the dragon balls summon the Heavenly Dao Immortal to suppress the devil. This thing looks a bit familiar. Dad, you must help me get revenge. How dare you touch my son? You’re courting death. Dad, don’t kill him first. Why do you want to keep his life? Dad, it’s too cheap for him to die like this. I stayed up all night yesterday and thought of eighteen ways to torture him. Today I will try them. Son, You have inherited your father’s cruelty. Of course. Second Young Master, I have thought of sixty-nine ways to torture him. Can I try? I have one hundred and eight more. I have three hundred and sixty-five more. Hey, I have to say, you bastards. I tried my best to make you a new person. You try every means to make me die. Are you still human? How about that? I will kill you, you bastard. I will not only kill you, but also your wife. I’ll make you wish you were dead. and can’t die. Ha ha ha. Yo, isn’t this Han Qianxue? Is this man your husband? Hey, honey. You have acquaintances in Zhenbeifu? Six years ago, he gave me who drugged me. Save me. Girl, please respect yourself. Don’t worry, I’m still human. We had sex. Shut up. Oh, don’t be afraid. We have a child, why are you shy? Han Qianxue, so this is the man who had sex with you back then. the man you had sex with. You’re just a bitch. The man you find can only be a piece of shit. I’m just not as cheap as you. and only rely on men to get ahead. So what if we are cheap? I rely on my ability I found the best man in the world. Han Qianxue. you always outperformed me in school. Now, but you can only have babies with this loser. What? Baby, this is the person you said your looks and ability who is better than you in both looks and ability. Not bad. Beauty, as long as you be my concubine, I will promise to let your family go. Hey, big brother, big brother. He can’t be your mistress. We all are waiting in line, right? Yes, yes, yes. I didn’t expect this beauty is so popular. That won’t do. I have to jump in line. You all step back. Let me come. How could you betray me? Baby, I only love you. I don’t care. I don’t want you to touch that bitch. Ah, fuck you. Oh. You’re interrupting me picking up girls. Beauty, today I will let you know what a real man is. Brother, don’t go. Bah! Ha ha, you’re flirting with my wife, right? Ha ha ha. The strongest man, right? Ah ha ha. Let you be strong. One, two, ah, ah. Brother. Big brother, you’re the pervert. He’s a real pervert. You can’t beat him. Why didn’t you say it earlier? I was about to say that you passed. Did you see that, wife? These men are just good-looking but useless. or is your husband Is he doing this Is it really because of my physique? Dad, teach him a lesson. Dad, beat him. The ceremony is completed. Your Majesty, please return to the human world. Oh no. I was just watching you show off. I’ve delayed the business. Demon King, It was I who broke your seal. Please use my body to return to the human world. Ha ha ha. Ah. Quick, get the dragon balls. Only with the power of the dragon balls can we summon the Heavenly Dao Immortal to seal the devil again. Ha ha ha. I succeeded. I finally succeeded. I’m done. You want this. It’s over. There’s no chance. Oh, old man. if you have any ideas next time, You whisper. You’re so loud. Even if he’s a fool, he will guard against you. You will be invincible from now on. From now on, you will be invincible in the world. Congratulations, master. you will control the world. The world is not up to you to control. Aren’t they the ones written in the information retired old man and a fallen girl and the fallen girl? I am the Four Peaks. Why are they here? Xiao Xiao, do you know them? As you all know, They are the existence beyond the god list, and terrifying powerhouses that dominated an era. But I don’t know why, they retired inexplicably. I recently heard that they are serving a more powerful person. as a servant? can make such a strong man be his servant. That man the most elegant, and terrifying. and the closest to God. Hey, let me tell you, just taught me a trick or two makes me so strong. However, I’m not even worthy of carrying his shoes. Is that person the legendary Yes, master. That man who is a combination of beauty and wisdom, the embodiment of chivalry and heroism. He is the leader of Heaven’s Path. Impossible. How could his identity be so awesome? Impossible. I don’t believe it. Oops, you are so slow. I sent a message in the group. didn’t you see it? Miss, there was no signal before. The message just came. Don’t be angry, ha ha ha. Lulu, how did you know these four big shots? Oh, mom. I’ve told you before. they are not important people. They are They are my father’s four subordinates. Li Changsheng’s subordinates. I’m here to see my master. I’m here to see you. Your status in the martial arts world is higher than mine. Why do you call Li your master? Why are you here? Under the guidance of my master, I swept through ten western countries and won a great victory. Tian Ce comes to repay. I just taught you a trick. just half a move. I’m not your master. Don’t make random connections. I remember. I remember. He is that man. He is the Heavenly Master. Li Changsheng, you are the Heavenly Master. Yes, my wife. I’ve told you long ago, but you just didn’t believe me. Give me a kiss. Can you think about something serious? God, the sect leader taught me the skills, I slandered him, and I even insulted and competed with him for women. I’m not human. I’m a beast. I’m a beast, Xiaoxiong. Is it necessary? It’s not necessary, bro. In my eyes, you’re just a little trash. Whether you repent or not, it doesn’t mean anything to me. I don’t deserve it, I’ll cut off my arm. I’ll cut off my arm. Oh my god, bro. You’re really brave. Should we surrender? I kind of regret it. Should I not have offended him? Godfather, Please spare us. Look at the young people nowadays. how to recognize a father? The four of them teamed up, Can you beat them? How would I know? Master, these villains you don’t need to do it yourself. Just let the four of us to teach them a lesson. Use the cruelest way. Don’t show mercy. Xiao Li, I’ve thought of everything, I didn’t expect you to have a back-up. It’s settled. Old man, You should admit that I’m awesome now. But these four masters should be you. After you got my granddaughter, seeing your infinite potential, I joined you. Not really. My granddaughter is still the daughter of destiny. Not you, old man. Master, What’s going on? Ha ha ha. You were knocked down in less than a second. Are you not full? Ha ha ha. I didn’t expect the power of the demon god to be so strong. Your move You are the only one in the world. Master, He is too strong. This is not a power that mortals can possess. Master, we have disgraced you. Okay, okay. Go and heal quickly. Yes, yes. Old man, I summoned the demon lord for you before. You and I You’re going to be punished by God. Yes, sir. but now you are invincible in the world. Do you regret it, Xiongba? You betrayed your trust and violated ancestral teachings. You will be punished by God. Qingqi, Now I am the sky. Let’s see who in this world can resist me. Xiong Ba will open up this world. Xing Qi, now I am a god. Dad, can you beat him? Can you beat him? Silly boy. No matter how strong your father is, he is still mortal. Xiong Ba is now the devil. Father is half-human and half-mother. Unless the gods come down to earth. I can’t do anything. Then we will die here. I don’t want to die. Ha ha ha, you’re useless. So what if you show off once? You’re still doomed now. You all kneel down. and surrender to me. And women will become my playthings. Li Changsheng, take Lu Lu away quickly. Lu Lu is still young, She can’t be hurt. Don’t disturb me, let me think. At this time, what are you thinking? It’s a very important thing. Disciple, I’m about to ascend to the immortal realm. Now there is an important thing I must tell you. Hey, don’t try to distract me. This matter is very important. It’s related to the safety of all beings. The seal of the Devil King has been loosened. It can’t be sealed anymore. If we can’t find a solution, the world will be devastated. Then I’m invincible. I can just destroy him directly. The Devil King is a demon god. Even if you are the body of Jiuyang, you can’t beat him with a mortal body. He is so powerful. Unless you find a woman with a Nine-Yin body and combine with him. Jiu Yin and Jiu Yang to completely destroy the Demon King. The body of Nine Yangs. Isn’t that my wife? Honey, say I love you to me. At this time, You still think about this? You are important. Say it quickly. Twenty. Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa. Ha ha ha. Grandpa is too strong. My dad is so strong. Ha ha ha. My Xiong family will reach the top of the world. We can finally take revenge. I’ll kill you, you idiot. Overreach yourself. Is this the power of strangers? Wife, say these three words to me. Die for me. Dad. Dad, what happened to you? Don’t let anything happen to you. Dad can’t protect you anymore. You must listen to your mother. Li Changsheng, Li Changsheng. Li Changsheng, wake up. Wake up. My dad slapped him to death with one slap. It’s a pity that he didn’t suffer. Two young masters, you can vent your anger on that woman. Yes, yes, yes. After you’re done, and let us play too. That’s a good idea. Let me go first. Mom, is dad really dead? No, Li Chasheng. Didn’t you say you were invincible? Didn’t you say you would teach Lulu the skills? Don’t die. He’s really dead. 那 We have no last straw left. anymore. Li Changsheng, I love you. Li Changsheng, I love you. You’re not dead. How could he come back to life? This is not scientific. Damn, you’re pretending with him again. I’ll kill you. Die for me. Oh no. How is this possible? Could it be the power of the demon god? I didn’t fully integrate. See? Wife, as long as you say you love me, I am the invincible existence invincible existence. Say it again. Wait, let’s talk about it later. My uncle and dad, You’re really good at acting. You even fooled me. Dabao, you just remember. a family like ours, let alone come back to life. even if we go to heaven for a trip, it’s a normal thing. I’m not dreaming. Keep a low profile, right? Yes. Okay. Keep a low profile. Facing the waves. No. Impossible, how could the devil die like this? Just die like this? Am I dreaming? How could the magic power be so strong? Don’t sleep, I’m going in. Is the old man okay? Grandpa, it’s not a big deal. but he’s dying. What you said. How could you die with me here? Hey, I’m standing up again. I can jump. and run. Xiao Li, you saved me again. Grandpa, you’re talking nonsense. What do you mean by Xiao Li? I’m your grandson-in-law. Old man, You should admit that I’m awesome now. Granddaughter, you have found a good husband. Huh, I finally got recognition. Xiong Ba was laughed at, is still because of you. The female second’s system has refreshed my cognition. Our Han family has a dragon. Ah, big brother, big brother. Big brother. We are willing to turn over a new leaf. please forgive us. Brother, you will be my master from now on. I was wrong. Ha ha ha. I’m really wrong. 我饶了 I’m wrong. I’m wrong. 我饶了 I’m wrong. Forgive me. 我饶了 Forgive me. I’m. Xinyuan. How should I deal with these? Yeah. I’m a kind person and don’t kill. I am me. Big brother is a murderer. The place where the demon king was sealed before has been vacated. It has been eroded by the devil for many years, It’s not suitable for living. If you are locked there, It would be worse than death. I’ll just imprison you there. Okay? Oh, hahaha. Ha ha ha. The world is clean. I can rest assured. In the future, Han family will rely on you and Chuan Xue. I’m not interested in this matter. I’m not interested. I only want to do two things now. First, be a full-time dad. Second, Mom, I also want you and dad and dad to have a few more. brothers and sisters. and have a few more. Please. Dabao, you did a great job. Well done, Dabao. Honey, as parents, should try our best to meet our children’s needs. I think Why don’t we go home and have a baby now? How about that? Go to hell. As for what will happen next, we’ll see in the next season.

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