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【FULL】穷小伙刚穿古代就撞见美女沐浴！成为女儿国唯一男性，破解女儿国百年诅咒，三千处子争相献身求解脱！ #打脸 #重生 #异能#美女#霸总#逆袭

Before, I asked you to sign the transfer contract obediently, isn’t it good for us to live in peace? Now your company and your wife are both mine. I have to say, your wife is really smooth, hahaha. Li Xiao, you bastard, hahaha . I treated you as a brother, but you seduced my wife Chu Yao, wake up, he is just for our money. Lu Yang, you trash , wait until I get your company. I have money and I can play however I want. It ‘s none of your business . Sign it quickly and leave the house. Don’t even think about this pair of dogs and bitches. As long as I’m alive, I will make you pay the price sooner or later. Then what’s the point of you going back? Hahaha. I’m not willing to be killed like this. I must make them pay the price. The cooling time of the time travel is completed. 23 hours and 59 minutes. Ah, where is this? Ah, fuck, this beauty is so beautiful. This beauty is so beautiful. Qiu He, has you found a man? Your Highness . In our Xiliang Women’s Kingdom, there are only one man in a million. How can it be so easy to find one? You have traveled to the Women’s Kingdom. Tomorrow is the day to choose a stepfather for my sister. It will be bad if we can’t find a suitable man . Princess, it’s all the prime minister Jiang Yan’s fault. She has already captured all the men in the country and found an unparalleled beauty. We can’t find a single man now. Am I not a man ? Jiang Yan is already powerful in the court. If her people become empresses, they will be close to usurping the throne. We must do everything we can. Well, go ahead, Qiu He. This princess wants to take a bath. Well, ah, ah, uh Huh , ah, ah, it smells so good. It’s a pity if I don’t rub your back. Don’t come over, don’t come over . Who are you? Hey, hush , don’t shout . You’re talking nonsense. How dare you assassinate this princess? Your Highness , misunderstanding, misunderstanding, misunderstanding. Princess , if I let you go, don’t shout. You don’t want people to see us like this now. You are a man , um, of course , or I’ll prove it to you. Where did this beauty come from? You broke into this princess’s bedroom in broad daylight. You are so frivolous and unruly, and you’re not ugly. Aren’t you afraid that I will put you in jail and punish you? Beauty is ugly. Jiang Yan has gathered men from all over the country. You were sent by Jiang Yan to assassinate me. You are so anxious to usurp the throne , and you sent such an ugly beauty. Um, I ‘m not to mention that you are handsome and elegant, okay? Is the aesthetic taste of your country of women so poor? And what are you talking about Jiang Yan? I don’t know you. If you are not Jiang Yan’s subordinate, why don’t you leave quickly ? Do you really want to go to jail, oh Oh, men are really mean and dissolute. This princess will peek at you even when she changes her clothes. Believe it or not, I will dig out your eyes and turn around. I’ve seen everything I can and shouldn’t see. What’s the point of turning around now? Hmm, this princess is so beautiful, even prettier than models and stars. Damn, don’t be impulsive. Are you the one sent by Jiang Yan to assassinate me? My name is Lu Yang . I don’t even know the Jiang Yan you just mentioned. Princess, don’t be impulsive. Impulsiveness is the devil . Stay calm. Someone catch the assassin. Your Highness, I see that this man is dressed strangely and his hairstyle doesn’t look like that of a woman countryman. At first glance, he is not a good person. Hey, fuck you, little girl, you know nothing. This is called T-shirt , the most popular item in history. This Lu Yang came from an unknown background and behaves strangely. He is probably sent by Jiang Yan. Qiu He cut his tendons and give him to the maids in the backyard. Your Highness, although this beauty is ugly , he is still a man . It’s better to give him to me. Well, princess, don’t you need men? I am a man. Why go far away ? Princess, don’t you need men? Are you a human ? I am a man. Why should we go far away and seek something near? Hey, princess, I am useful. I can use magic. Princess, I have a magic. Uh, it is extracted from the essence of grains to brew high-quality liquor with a mellow fragrance, which is far better than the liquor you brewed in ancient times. If this liquor can be produced, it must be liquor. Damn, it is also sauce-flavored. I also have a bunch of essences that can be extracted from hundreds of flowers to make perfume. Only one drop of fragrance is long-lasting, which is a hundred times better than your sachets . It is a must-have for thousands of girls at home and travel. Hm, is it fragrant? A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated. If you have the guts, kill me . At least you can leave a whole body . You want me to match an old woman, you are dreaming. Although this beauty acts frivolously , she has some backbone. Since you want to die, let us fulfill her wish. Princess, princess, what’s going on? Princess, princess , her old illness has come back. Hurry up and get people. Call the imperial physician. What’s going on ? If anything happens to the princess today, I will kill you and bury you with her. This is none of my business. It has nothing to do with me . Where did the beauty come from? Changle, don’t look at it . The eldest princess has fainted. Damn, how could this old woman like me? Your Highness Princess has a weak breath, deficiency of qi and blood, and weakness in her limbs. It is a symptom of asthenia. Miss Qiuhe Your humble servant is incompetent. I’m afraid the princess won’t live long. What should I do ? Isn’t this just hypoglycemia? If you can’t cure it, don’t talk nonsense. It’s obviously hypoglycemia, okay? You make it sound like you’re about to die. What hypoglycemia? Where did you come from? You wild man, instead of staying at home to take care of your wife and children, you are here to discuss the princess’s illness with me. It’s a joke. In our country of women, where can there be men who understand medical skills? I don’t understand medical skills , but I can cure this disease, Miss Qiuhe. I am 50% sure that I can extend the life of the princess. But if you really believe this man’s nonsense and delay my treatment time, then the life of the princess will really be in danger. What should I do? Should I believe Jiuheng’s 50% certainty ? This is no different from gambling with your life. But I am 100% sure. Can you cure the princess? I will kill you on the spot. In fact, the princess’s disease is also very easy to cure. You just need to eat a few more bowls of rice every day. It’s ridiculous. Your Highness, who lives in luxury, how could she have such a poor disease where she can’t even afford to eat ? How dare you, a man, speak nonsense here ? If you can’t cure the princess’s disease, let’s see how you live. He is right. Although the princess lives in luxury, But the imperial meal was bland, and the princess really didn’t eat at night. What did I say? This woman knows nothing and still has to look at me. What is this? Are you going to poison the princess ? This old witch is making a specious argument. Well, this thing is as white as snow and shaped like amber . It’s so beautiful . It shouldn’t be poisonous . You treacherous villain, now the princess has to thank us . Princess, you’re awake. That’s great. It ‘s sweet and delicious. I’ve never eaten such a delicious medicine. Qiuhe, what kind of magic medicine is this? It’s really great. Princess, you’re awake. This is the medicine that the beauty fairy just gave you. How is it possible that a strange pill can cure the princess’s old illness? White Rabbit is the nemesis of hypoglycemia. Fortunately, before I traveled through time, I always carried some snacks in my bag for overtime work . Now I put them in use. Hahaha, princess, so what ? I ‘ll give you another bucket of instant noodles. I don’t believe you won’t eat it, princess. Wait for me. This is the delicacy you mentioned. Lu Yang , you dare to offer such vulgar food to the princess. You are really courting death. Lu Yang, what is this? This is a specialty of Shenzhou. Laotan pickled cabbage and beef noodles, commonly known as instant noodles. This is a specialty of Shenzhou. Laotan pickled cabbage and beef noodles, commonly known as instant noodles. Try it. It smells sour, spicy and pungent , and there is a faint strange smell . Princess, please don’t Don’t eat it, Lu Yang. You cured this princess and saved her from an emergency. I was going to reward you , but you insulted me with this kind of trash. You really deserve to die . Princess, you don’t know. This thing smells sour but tastes delicious . There is no stomach that can’t be cured by the old-style pickled cabbage beef noodles. Princess, why don’t you give it a try ? It’s ridiculous. It doesn’t need to be steamed or cooked. It’s edible to people. It’s pleasing to the savages . Princess, what’s wrong with you? Wow, princess, it’s not good. You must have been poisoned. Hurry up and catch this man. It’s mellow, smooth to swallow, and delicious. I have never eaten such delicious food. Lu Yang, I will reward you heavily . In fact, this noodle soup is even more delicious. It tastes good. Lu Yang, tell me what you want . As long as you can get this instant noodles for this princess, you can have anything you want . Although Linglong is the empress , she has always been greedy. If she can eat this old-style pickled cabbage and beef noodles, she doesn’t know how happy she is . Why should I reward her for relieving the princess’s worries ? However, I run a jewelry company. So, if the princess insists on rewarding me, then just reward me with 1,800 gold . Hehehe, gold is such a cheap thing . There are so many of them in my Xiliang Women’s Kingdom. How can I use them to reward a beauty like you? You can take it yourself. Damn , gold is such a luxury. Things are used to plant flowers. This is too extravagant. Although you are a dissolute man , you did not take the opportunity to assassinate. I guess it is not the prime minister who is strict. Now that you have cured my old illness , I have decided to reward you to enter the palace. Well, I don’t want to be a eunuch. My sister is the empress of the Xiliang Women’s Kingdom. She is selecting an imperial husband. I think you are quite suitable . You have to go even if you don’t want to. Princess, all the men in Xiliang are in my house. I didn’t expect you to find a man. But the man you found is really vulgar. Aren’t you here to participate in Ling Lie? So what? Then don’t blame the Prime Minister for humiliating you today. When Sintif takes the throne , the Empress will be in the Prime Minister’s hands. At that time, I will definitely ask for the title of Princess to be stripped and you will be thrown into death row. As for this man? He is so ugly , yet he dares to compete with the stunning beauties in the Prime Minister’s Mansion. When you lose the election, I will make you live a life worse than death. I should have known not to bring you here. Now you are in trouble. You three women are really looking at the plane with your butts sticking up. You are blind . Humph, have you seen my man ? Do you know what my man looks like? I don’t believe that the man you are looking for can be as presumptuous as me. You are so rude. I am so despicable. How can I compare with the one I have carefully selected ? I will definitely ask your Majesty to come. Your Majesty has been on the throne for three years. The position of the emperor’s husband is still undecided, which has caused the people of Xiliang to be uneasy. This court meeting will definitely determine the candidate for the empress’s wife to help the hearts of my subjects. I heard that the prime minister has selected three beauties from the country. Their looks are stunning. Why not ask them to come up and see them? Your aesthetic taste is indeed extraordinary. The three beauties can show their true faces. This beauty is cute and lovely. This beauty is the most beautiful in the world. This beauty is hahaha, sexy and plump, hahaha. Your Majesty, please choose one of the three as Your Majesty , my country of women has always had few men since ancient times. The Prime Minister has worked hard to find such a stunning beauty for you. Please don’t let the Prime Minister down. In comparison, the eldest princess doesn’t take your Majesty seriously. My country of women has always regarded femininity as beauty. The man you found is a cheater. He is simply the ugliest man in Xiliang. Jiang Yan. Although the beauty I found looks terrible , she is better than these three ugly and ugly people. Hum , you are disrespecting your Majesty , haha. We are a country of women. Even men have to look like women to be considered beautiful. And the man you found He is so ugly, not like a woman, and is far from being like me, a diligent and beautiful woman. Aren’t you being disrespectful to His Majesty? Humph, I tell you that a man should be seven feet tall , heroic and upright, and should not only have the domineering spirit of a tiger and a mighty sword, but also have the pride that cannot be corrupted by wealth and cannot be moved by poverty. How can a sissy who flatters and seduces others be a man? I didn’t expect him to have such insights . Oh, what nonsense. How dare you, a vulgar and ugly man, question my beauty, you lowly man How dare you roar in the court ? You should be dragged out and beheaded. Your Majesty , since the eldest princess and the prime minister have brought men, why don’t we follow the ancestral system of my country of women to hold a competition to select the emperor’s husband ? Your Majesty , since the eldest princess and the prime minister have brought men , why don’t we follow the ancestral system of my country of women to hold a competition to select the emperor’s husband ? Hmm, then the concubine will preside over this underworld competition. According to the ancestral system of my Xiliang country of women, the selection of the underworld husband will be divided into three rounds. Since ancient times, the female is yin and the male is yang. Solitary yang cannot be born, and solitary yin cannot grow. Our Xiliang women’s country is a country of women. The yin energy is extremely strong, so the one with the strongest yang energy must be selected as the emperor’s husband. The yin and yang are harmonized to avoid the country’s destiny. Sufficient yang energy means strong strength. If you can lift this stone lock the highest and have the most yang energy, you can win this first level. I’ll do it. Fuck it. Humph , useless thing, go away. Hate it. Humph, he is a hidden macho man. He has hidden everything. Hey, oh , no way, hahahaha , ah ah ah ah, kid, you’re scared. Today, I’ll let you see how strong my yang energy is. Come on, put on the black iron lock. The black iron lock is ten times heavier than the stone lock. If you can lift this majestic force, you will be a well-deserved emperor . The beauty of Qin is mighty. Humph, the beauty of Qin He is really strong. Are you sure you can be the emperor’s concubine, sister Lu Yang? Princess, my waist has been hurting recently. But how can a man say no? I can beat 10 people like him in one breath . Hmm , you can’t even lift the iron lock, and you want to snatch the land from me . You do n’t know how to live or die. Eat this dead shemale. Hmm , she is so sissy, how can she lift the black iron lock so easily ? Why not the stone lock? Today, I will let you see what it means to be a real man with the strength to pull mountains. What are you going to do, Lu Yang, you are crazy. No one in the world can do it with the combination of the two. Are you looking for death? Ah ah, yeah yeah
yeah yeah Yeah , ah , ah, so majestic and unparalleled in yang energy, sister, she is so powerful. How can the husband my sister chose for you not be powerful? Well, he really has some skills . He doesn’t look that heavy. He scared me. I thought he was very heavy, but it’s only about ten pounds. The men in the Kingdom of Women are so weak. Wow, this is called a real man. This is impossible. No one in this world can lift you. You cheated, you cheated, you cheated. Otherwise, you come and try. I, I, I, I, what, you dead sissy, Your Majesty, I win this round, Your Majesty, ah, you win, Your Majesty, the Empress Xiaodang needs to be level three to draw a conclusion. We can now proceed to the second round of competition. There is also a second game. As the saying goes, if a man wants to capture a woman’s heart , he must first capture her stomach. If the husband of the emperor wants to serve Your Majesty, he must have good cooking skills. Yes, yes, yes , yes, yes, yes, the most important thing is that it tastes good. The food cooked in the palace is bland and tasteless. My mouth is almost bland. If you can offer me the appetizing food, you will be rewarded heavily. Your Majesty , please pay attention to your identity and it must be delicious. Hum, the end After all, he is a greedy kid, how can he escape from my grasp? Lu Yang, you are doomed to fail. I learned all the ten famous dishes from the Supreme Imperial Chef, and I am considered a contemporary chef god. You dare to compete with me and wait for me to become the emperor’s husband. Huh, that’s your death. He is amazing, right? The Imperial Chef is the best chef in the world , not to mention that the ten famous dishes have been lost for a long time, and are top-notch delicacies. Although your instant noodles are delicious , it is indeed difficult to beat him. Lu Yang, are you scared? If you are scared, then kneel on the ground and lick the soles of your shoes clean. I can also consider sparing you. I can also consider sparing your life. Huh, I tell you, I am not scared of cooking. Knowing how to cook is useless. To play, you need power and background. Huh, country bumpkins have never seen the world. The ingredients used in the dishes I learned have never been seen in your life . How dare you snatch them from me? Just wait and see . Qin Kuai is here to show his ugliness. Wow, this is emerald white jade soup, this is phoenix stewed in an iron pot, and this is fried crayfish. When the great Tang Dynasty monk passed through our country, he almost broke his heart for these ten famous dishes. I don’t know what your majesty thinks and how they taste. You will know only after tasting them . Hey, yes, yes, yes, sister, start eating, start eating, hehe, uh oh oh Hmm, what a rare delicacy, what a delicacy , what a delicacy . It would be unjust if Lady Qin didn’t win this round. As expected, she came prepared. The ten famous dishes are indeed worthy of their reputation. Yingying is greedy for this round. I’m afraid that Your Majesty ‘s ten famous dishes are better than those made by the imperial chef in the palace. However, you’re a little sick of eating too much delicacies from land and sea. Did you hear that, kid? My cooking skills are comparable to those of the imperial chef. What about your dishes? Is there any need to ask ? They are definitely not good enough to be served. Humph, the emperor is not in a hurry, but the eunuch is. Who said to serve spicy strips ? This thing is called spicy strips. It is a specialty of China and is famous overseas. People of all ages are willing to spend all their money on it. It is the number one delicacy in the world. Is it true? Your Majesty, this spicy strip is extremely spicy. It is something that inferior people eat. How can you eat this with your noble status? You bastard, right, right, you dare to bring any garbage to pollute our mouths. Lu Yang, if you want to lose, just say it directly. Why bother to use this kind of thing to perfunctory Your Majesty? Lu Yang dares to be disrespectful. Your Majesty, quickly take him out and beat him to death with sticks. Are you stopping Your Majesty from eating this spicy strip because you are afraid of this? The smell seems to be more addictive than instant noodles. Yingying may not dislike spicy strips. You will know the taste after you put it in your mouth. Why don’t we try it ? Wow, it’s delicious, delicious . It’s the best taste in the world . Hehe, sister, you should try it too. Lu Yang, I didn’t expect you to have the ability to take out instant noodles and spicy strips. Such a delicious taste, um, it’s really too addictive. I have never eaten such delicious food in my life. I feel like I have lived in vain in the first half of my life. I don’t know how noble my status must be to enjoy such a delicacy. Lu Yang, you didn’t poison it, did you? You didn’t want to murder Your Majesty, did you? um, this thing should only be found in heaven and rarely seen in the world. Smell, this is indeed the world. How can there be such a delicious thing? Qin Hui, where did you find the jade rabbits ? Kill them all for me. It’s impossible. This dish is so rubbish, how can it be delicious ? It’s not delicious. It’s not delicious at all. It’s not delicious. You still eat so much. Water, give me some water. Okay, Your Majesty, I just need to go online. A bottle of Coke, Coke. This thing is called Coke. It’s sweet and delicious. It goes perfectly with spicy strips. And is this Coke? It’s refreshing and sweet I have never drunk such delicious water. Take off and feel the foam jumping on the tip of your tongue, stimulating Lu Yang. Do you have any more? Give me another bottle. This thing is a divine thing. It is rare in the world . How can you enjoy it casually? This is indeed a divine thing given by God. Lu Yang won two of the three competitions. The candidate for this Kochia is Lu Yang. If his identity is unknown and his behavior is weird, I have never seen such a strange enemy in Xiliang. How can we be enemies? You can’t afford to lose. How dare you disrespect the prime minister? Don’t argue. Since the prime minister is not convinced, why don’t we finish the third competition and make a decision ? Concubine, then this third game is this third Concubine, Concubine , Concubine’s mother is sick. Someone, please call the imperial physician . How is the condition of the Concubine, the queen? Your Majesty, she has intestinal abscess , her pulse is as weak as a string , I am afraid she does n’t have much time left , so prepare for the funeral. You are talking nonsense, it is impossible. Your Majesty, patients with intestinal abscess are in great pain every moment, which is comparable to being tortured by slow slicing . Why not give your Majesty a quick death as soon as possible? No, we sisters were raised by the Concubine Dowager herself. Imperial Physician Zhang, please do your best to save this princess. Your Highness, Changyou is a terminal illness, no one can cure it unless a doctor takes action. But Your Highness, why do you have to embarrass an imperial physician? Isn’t this just acute appendicitis? Can’t you just cut it off? How dare you, Lu Yang, what appendicitis? This is obviously Chang Yong . Your Majesty is seriously ill , and you are still talking nonsense here . Your Majesty, this disease may be incurable in the hands of others, but I am the last disciple of the Medical Saint. Acupuncture is enough to cure Concubine Jiang. Whoever can cure Concubine Jiang, no matter who wins the contest, you are dead. You are dead. You are dead . You are dead when I cure Concubine Jiang . Who can’t brag? Acute appendicitis is a serious disease in modern times. You want to cure her by giving her a few injections ? You are dreaming. Lu Yang, what is your intention in stopping Qin Hui from curing Concubine Jiang? Lu Yang, you don’t know medical skills, so don’t make trouble. If Qin Hui doesn’t give Concubine Jiang acupuncture and cure her, you will have made a great contribution and will definitely become the emperor’s teacher. You are a piece of shit. When I cure Concubine Jiang, I will definitely kill you. Qin Hui’s medical skills are really superb. This is just the beginning . My mother’s condition gradually improved. She is the last disciple of the medical saint. How can a country bumpkin like him compare ? The princess has acute appendicitis and must undergo surgery immediately . If you delay, the queen may be in danger of her life. The queen is about to be cured by me. You should put aside your little thoughts, huh? Is that so? Princess, please drive out the useless people who are delaying the diligent treatment so as not to delay the queen’s condition. Queen, mother, mother, how could you be like this? Not only are your medical skills shallow, but you also don’t listen to advice. Lu Yang, it must be you who used some evil magic. I was going to cure the queen. Who harmed the queen ? It must be you, Qin Hui. You don’t really think that a few needles on the pain-relieving acupuncture points can temporarily relieve the pain. It can cure acute appendicitis, right? Lu Yang, you said you can cure the concubine. My Lord, don’t believe his method, it’s you, Lu Yang. What do you want to do in front of His Majesty ? It’s enough. What do you need? Just ask. Isn’t it enough to remove the appendicitis? But Your Majesty, no one else can be present when I treat the disease. Please leave. If I cure it, I will kill Qin Hui. I promise you that my sister and mother will be fine. Don’t worry, little sister. Lu Yang’s medical skills are superb. Last time I had hypoglycemia, it was she who cured it. Well, Your Majesty , there has been no movement for so long. I guess Lu Yang must not have cured the concubine. Your Majesty, you should send someone to arrest him as soon as possible to prevent Lu Yang from being desperate and disrespecting the concubine. Yes, Your Majesty It’s almost an hour now. Maybe he committed suicide out of fear of punishment because he couldn’t be saved. Oh, Lu Yang , you didn’t cure the concubine, you are deceiving the emperor. Your death date has come. Someone, arrest DJ for me. Why are you in such a hurry? Why don’t you check the concubine’s condition and punish me? Thanks to Lu Yang’s medical skills, I was pulled back from the gates of hell. I feel much better now. Humph, Meng Fei, I ‘m glad you’re okay. How is this possible? Your Majesty, the concubine’s condition has improved. I have won three competitions. The position of the emperor’s husband should be mine, right? No, Jiang Nucheng, can’t you afford to lose? Your Majesty, the selection of the emperor’s husband is related to the foundation of the country . You must not be careless. Okay, I won’t be the emperor’s husband. Lu Yang You are sensible , but I want his life. How dare you? This person humiliated me again and again and wanted to compete with me. Now that I won the competition, they don’t admit it. I am now exchanging the position of the Earth Master for his life, but you are reluctant to give it up. You two should stop talking nonsense. Since you won, the position of the Earth Master is given to you . It seems that the relationship between these two people is really unusual. In order to protect this kid , they are willing to give up the position of the Earth Master. Prime Minister , since I am the Emperor’s Husband, do you have any objection to me killing someone? Come on, someone drag him away and chop him off ? No, I don’t want to die, the Emperor. What do you want to do to let him go ? Oh, I am a very generous person. How about this, if you call me dad, I will spare you. How about you call me… Dad, I’ll forgive you , okay? You can’t ask him to drag him away and roast him. Dad, the wind is too strong and I can’t hear you clearly. Dad , okay, I’ll forgive you this time , but I’m not an unfilial son like you. Huh , hey, weird, what kind of customs are these ? They actually make me, a grown man, wear a veil . It’s so embarrassing . Oh, my dear , these are all treasures. The time has come. I’ll pack all these things and take them back. Then I’ll get rich. Damn, how could it be you ? How could it be you? Why can’t it be me ? But you are the imperial concubine . I was originally the maid of the late emperor , and I was quite trusted by the late emperor . The current emperor and the eldest princess were both raised by me, and I was fortunately named the imperial concubine. Logically, the emperor is young. The eldest princess should come to teach and check whether you are ready for the wedding night. But, Madam Dowager, what do you mean by this? Although Wanqing is the eldest princess, she has fought against Jiang Yan’s party for His Majesty in recent years. How could she have the mind to do anything between men and women? She is still a virgin. After thinking about it, I am the only one who came. Damn, there is no such good thing . I don’t know where Madam Dowager will start teaching. Lu Yao, what are you doing? Madam Dowager, today I found that you are so beautiful and charming. I am already old. Hey, Madam Dowager is obviously the best in the world. Where are the bricks under Lu Yang’s bed? I don’t know what the princess is doing here so late at night? Well, I heard that my mother is here. I have something important to discuss with my mother. Uh, what is it? The Dongliang Women’s Kingdom has cut off our supply of golden cotton. Our Yuezhi tribe is about to cut off supply. If this goes on, the people will be in chaos and the country will no longer exist. What is the Yuezhi tribe? The Yuezhi tribe is the Yuezhi dynasty . It is a top-notch event for our Women’s Kingdom. Forget it, you don’t understand where my mother is. Uh, Madam Dowager has left long ago. You should be almost back in the palace. I have one more thing. You’ve just entered the palace , Yingying is still young and doesn’t understand the affairs of men and women . Damn , no, why don’t I teach you, Your Highness? No, no , you don’t want to? No, no , if you are willing, then you are welcome. Hey, Your Highness, the emperor has arrived. Fuck Duran, the emperor has arrived. It’s over. I can’t let Yingying know that I ‘m here. Fuck, no, your highness, Lu Yang, you’re already married, there ‘s no need to be so polite. According to my etiquette as a bridegroom, we should have our wedding night tonight , Your Highness . But, I am the Empress of Xiliang. Now, I am the Empress of Xiliang. There are powerful officials in my country who are in turmoil, and there are thieves from Japan who have cut off my supply of fine cotton. So for the time being, I can’t get pregnant and give birth to a daughter. I must put state affairs first and can’t let down You understand that you have failed the princess and the concubine. Your Majesty is right. Well, Lu Yang, it’s not even winter yet . Why are you covered so thickly? Could it be that you have caught a cold ? Uh, I didn’t thank your Majesty for your concern. Oh, why are you sweating so much? Uh, no, no sweat , no sweat. You said you didn’t sweat so much, but you’re covered so thickly. Your Majesty, shouldn’t you focus on state affairs? You should go back to your room and rest as soon as possible. I need to rest soon too . Okay, are you really okay ? No , then I’m leaving . There must be instant noodles, cola, and spicy strips hidden underneath. It’s so late and you ‘re still thinking about eating. No, I don’t believe it unless you show me. Your Majesty, really, you didn’t. Your Majesty, Jiang Yuan brought all the officials to force the palace. Your Majesty, Jingdong has cut off the grain supply for me this year. It will not be able to continue . I hope Your Majesty will take the people into consideration and issue an edict of repentance to cede land and pay compensation to avoid this disaster and bring peace to the people. Please issue an edict of repentance to cede land and pay compensation to avoid disaster. Jiang Yan, you are clearly threatening Your Majesty and issuing an edict of repentance. You keep saying it is for the people. I think you just want to seize power and usurp the throne . Huh, Your Highness, you are too serious. I dare not seek power and usurp the throne. I am just petitioning for the people. What a bullshit logic. When did petitioning for the people make selling out the country so refreshing and refined ? They are all a bunch of good- for-nothings. Huh, ceding 50% today and 100% tomorrow is a stupid strategy like adding fuel to the fire. It will only make Dongliang’s appetite grow bigger and bigger. Your Majesty, give me three days. This year I will definitely solve the arrogance. Our country is short of more than 100,000 elite soldiers. If you can do it, I will let you deal with it. If you can’t, I will definitely punish you for your disrespect and put you in prison. A gentleman’s word is as good as a whip . Let’s make it a deal. Okay, Lu Yao, you are too impulsive. Princess, don’t worry about this. I will definitely solve it. I still need some things. There are still 10 minutes before the time travel . Take whatever you like. I guess I can’t live in this palace for a few days. Um, hehe, your majesty, just give me 5 carts of gold . Someone, send 10 carts of gold to Father Di. Ha , fuck, I really brought the gold back. Xiao Chuyao, you two bitches, I’m back, but most people can’t eat so much gold. I have Feng Yuning from Feng Group, I can find him, hahahaha, no matter what method you use, you must guarantee the gold craftsmanship for me, do you know that Tomorrow Jewelry is chasing me relentlessly now ? At this time, my gold chain is broken, and I, Feng Group, might as well declare bankruptcy. Mr. Lu, the company has regulations that you can’t come in, Mr. Lu , oh , President Wang is so generous, it’s hard to see you once, Lu Yang, oh, the president of Tianyang Group, who was cuckolded by his brother and wife and emptied his family property, the idiot Mr. Feng, I came here today, I have a big business to discuss with you , no need, I never cooperate with idiots, Jia Jia, please ask Mr. Lu to leave, Mr. Lu, please ask Mr. Feng, are you sure? Although Fengming Jewelry is the top It’s a jewelry company , but it seems to be at odds with Tomorrow Jewelry recently and has cut off your company’s gold supply chain. I ‘m afraid it’s not far from bankruptcy. If you say you came here to provoke me, congratulations. Your goal has been achieved. Why are you still standing there? Why don’t you ask the security to get him out ? Mr. Lu, oh , Mr. Feng, the wind was too strong just now and I couldn’t hear you clearly. Mr. Feng, the wind was too strong just now and I couldn’t hear you clearly. How did you get this batch of gold, and it’s all of the highest quality ? So, Mr. Feng, are you still going to get rid of me? Let me be frank with you. My Fengming Group is a top jewelry company with a huge demand for gold. How about this, Jiajia, you give Mr. Lu 50 million as a thank you for Mr. Lu’s timely help. Mr. Feng, don’t worry about it yet. You didn’t come here to play a trick on me, did you? Oh, where is this gold? I have a full 10 tons in my hand , and this is just a drop in the bucket. 10 tons, if I can get 10 tons of gold It will definitely break the blockade of Tomorrow Jewelry. Fengming Jewelry will also become a leading jewelry company. So Mr. Feng is still willing to have a good talk with me. As long as you are willing to cooperate with me , I am willing to pay a 20% premium on the market price. No, 50%. Take it all . Fuck 50. Then I have to make a few small goals. Oh, Mr. Feng, it doesn’t matter whether it’s money or not . Actually, I just want Mr. Feng to do me a favor. Help me take back Tianyang Jewelry. How do you want me to help you? It’s very simple. Chu Yao, as long as the market continues, the price of this batch of gold futures will skyrocket. Then we will make a fortune. But Brother Li, is this news reliable ? There should be no problem. You know , we mortgaged the entire company to get this 100 million. We’re going to go bankrupt if the price drops . Don’t worry, my brother-in-law is the president of Tomorrow Jewelry. Tomorrow Jewelry is hoarding a large amount of gold to suppress the acquisition of Fengming Jewelry. We’ll buy as much as we can on the market. This batch of gold futures will definitely rise sharply. We’ve added 10 times the leverage , and then this 100 million will become 1 billion. Hahaha, you’re awesome , hahaha. Chu Yao, you’re actually in my company with that bitch Li Xiaogou. Lu Yang, you’re not dead. What are you doing here? This company is mine now, and you have nothing to do with it . Tianyang , we’re about to change our name to Xiaoyao Jewelry. Lu Yang, I think you’re desperate and want to come back to beg us to give you a meal. I’m telling you it’s impossible . Someone, throw this poor guy out. My Xiaoyao Jewelry is not a place to take in homeless people. Lu Yang, you should hurry up and leave now so that you won’t be kicked out later. Yaoyao, why are you wasting time talking to him? Where’s the security guard? Hurry up and throw him out ? Sir, please get out. Li Xiao, I advise you to return the company to me now , otherwise I will make you bankrupt. Haha, Lu Yang, what’s wrong with you? You actually said such a thing . Lu Yang, you really made me laugh to death. Haha, let me go bankrupt. My Yaoyao company is about to break the market value of 1 billion. Let me go bankrupt. You’ve been kicked in the head by a donkey. You ‘re really crazy. Aren’t you afraid of spraining your tongue? Hurry up and throw him out. What are you waiting for? What’s wrong with looking at it ? Do you want me to kill you? Brother, this is bad. Fengming Jewelry released the news that it got a batch of 10 tons of high-purity gold. Gold futures have fallen to the limit. We are done. What are you talking about? Hey, Li Xiao, did I hear it wrong? The market value is 1 billion . It’s impossible. Absolutely impossible. This is bankruptcy . Am I right? I heard that you added 10 times the leverage. Now even if you two disassemble all the parts and sell them, you can’t get so much money, right? Lu Yang, what’s going on? It must be you. I just told you to return the company to me, but you refused to listen. What can I do? Let me tell you , my brother-in-law is the president of Tomorrow Jewelry . Tomorrow Jewelry is this jewelry The industry leader , Tomorrow Jewelry, will not let you go. The one you hit is the Tomorrow Jewelry’s LOGO. Chairman , excuse me , this is Fengming’s venue. There is no room for you two scums. You are the chairman of Fengming Jewelry, Mr. Huang. Fengming Jewelry is almost in trouble. You still dare to meddle in our affairs. Wait until you are swallowed up by Mingzhu Jewelry. I will make you pay. Yes , hey, hey , hey, hey, hey, hey, Lu Yao, Feng Yuning, just wait for me. I will remember today’s grudge and will repay it double in the future . Lu Yang, wait until Tianyang Jewelry goes into bankruptcy liquidation, and you can acquire it at a very low price. Congratulations . How could it be possible? If it weren’t for your help, things wouldn’t be so smooth. Mr. Lu, you are worth hundreds of billions now. I think even if Tianyang Group If it doesn’t go bankrupt, it would be easy for you to take it. Billions of dollars, husband, can you forgive me? I was just obsessed for a while. I know you still have me in your heart. Let’s remarry , okay? Remarriage is a dream. I guess you are probably attracted by my money again. I was blind before , but I am not stupid now. Lu Yang, you don’t want me now that you are rich. Don’t forget that we have been husband and wife for three years. Get out of here now. Do you want me to kick you out? Get out, Mr. Feng, I still need your help with something . As long as this is done, whether it is gold or jade, I will have as much as you want. Mr. Lu, please sign. You can take over the largest sanitary napkin factory in one day and purchase so many supplies. Now I want to see how Jiang Yan reacts. How dare you shout in front of me? The cooling time is up. Bring all the supplies to me. Jiang Yan’s three-day deadline has not yet arrived. Now she has escaped from the division headquarters. Is she planning to rebel? Princess, that’s wrong. Who in this palace doesn’t know that the current emperor’s husband Lu Yang disappeared in this palace with 10 trucks of garbage ? Who doesn’t know whether he is fleeing for fear of crime? This Lu Yang is insidious and cunning. As the prime minister of this dynasty, I naturally won’t gamble the safety of my dynasty with the character of a man who married me. Your Majesty should put the people of the world first and issue a confession of guilt as soon as possible and send people to Dongliang to seek peace. If you can exchange a pond for the supply of my Xiliang Night Market, it’s not a bad idea. The world is really going downhill. That day, the emperor confronted me in the hall with confidence. Who would have thought that the emperor’s husband However, he escaped . Your Highness, please issue a warrant for the arrest of the Emperor’s husband and bring him to justice . Who of you said that I fled for fear of crime ? Who said that I fled for fear of crime ? It has not been three days yet, so you are so anxious to cede land and pay compensation to please your Dongliang master? You, Lu Yang, you are back. Have you brought back the fine cotton that the Music Department needs? Well, I did not bring that. Lu Yang, you dare to come back this year without gathering it . It is already very difficult to gather it in three days this year. Now there are only two days left. I want to see how you can bring back these 100,000 golden lotuses. Your Majesty, Prime Minister Jiang’s words are rough but the truth is not rough. Lu Yang is full of nonsense. He dares to talk nonsense in the court. He took out 100,000 dan of golden lotus . Hum, it is better to wait for Dongliang to deliver it obediently. Lu Ying, my Xiliang’s annual golden lotus production is not even 100,000 dan. Where did you get so many golden lotuses ? Did you secretly communicate with Dongliang and betray your country? Your Majesty, please put Lu Yang in the Tianlao and execute him today. Your Majesty , Lu Yang’s identity is already secret. He disappeared quietly yesterday. Who knows if he has colluded with Dongliang? Although Lu Yang is a chef , we have to ask Your Majesty to put him in the prison and torture him severely. Hey, I haven’t finished speaking when I hear you guys chattering here. I have fine cotton, but I don’t have it ready, but I have this , but I have this, Su Yang, what is this? This is called a sanitary napkin. With it, you don’t need it for menstruation at all. It is not only safer and more infection-resistant , but also easier and more comfortable. It is a must-have item for thousands of girls. Is it true? Great, Lu Yang, you don’t know that we women need a lot of menstrual cloths , which cannot be solved by such a small piece of white cloth. What’s more, this sanitary napkin has never been seen in our Women’s Kingdom. Huh, huh, Princess , please don’t blame me. It’s the current emperor Lu Yang. He said he would solve the problem of menstrual expenses for my Xinliang Women’s Kingdom, but he took out a sanitary napkin that I have never seen before . Are you taking me, the entire court museum, for fools? Someone, drag him out and beat him to death to avoid embarrassing himself here. It’s Lu Yang, you just want to deceive the people of our Women’s Kingdom with a piece of white cloth. You deserve to die. Is this feasible? You won’t know until you try it. Who knows if you have colluded to deceive us ? Hey, I say, you old man Witch , how about we make a bet ? I will let the people of the whole city try it out within seven days. If the people can use the sanitary napkin to replace menstruation, you will resign and let me become a university scholar. What if it can’t replace it? There can’t be no punishment at all, right, Lord Li ? If this bathroom can’t replace the menstrual department, he, Lu Yang, will be guilty of deceiving the emperor. Of course, he should be executed . You are too impulsive. For thousands of years, my country of women has not had anything that can replace the music department. Although this sanitary napkin is easy to use , you want all women in the country to accept it in just seven days . You are just dreaming. What’s more, the effectiveness of this sanitary napkin is unknown. I’m afraid… Ah, do you have anything to eat? Yingying, you are the Queen of Xiliang. The country is in crisis now. Don’t just be greedy. Now, the most important thing is to solve the supply problem of the menstrual department . How can you have the energy to deal with state affairs if you don’t have enough food? You, sister, it’s all my fault. You have your period. You must not get angry . Princess, don’t try the sanitary napkin. How do you know if it can be used without experiencing it yourself ? How does this sanitary napkin work ? Then I’ll try it. If it doesn’t work, we are still making preparations. At worst, you can escape with your life today. Give it to me, Your Majesty. I haven’t eaten it. What is this bulging thing of yours ? I am the Queen of Xiliang . If you dare to lie to me , it will be the crime of deceiving the emperor. Give it to me, Your Majesty, please forgive me. I really didn’t hide any food. Your Majesty, don’t believe me. What is this? This is a lollipop. Wow, it’s delicious . Hmm, do you have any more? This is a rare treasure that is only seen once in 800 years. Do you think that as Your Majesty you can eat it casually? Hmm, I have no money, I can’t do anything. Lu Yang, this sanitary napkin is really better than a menstrual cloth. It is not only extremely soft , but also does not have any foreign body sensation. That is natural. This is a product of modern technology, which is much better than a menstrual cloth. Oh, by the way, the princess gives you this. This is called a lollipop. Put it in your mouth and it can relieve your previous symptoms of hypoglycemia . Lu Yao, you are thoughtful. Liar. What do you mean it is rare to see it in 800 years? You obviously have so much, but you only gave me one. You stingy girl , help me, help me, don’t run, help me, help me, don’t run, don’t run, don’t run, don’t run, do n’t run, young master , hahaha, where are they, where are they, where are they, where are they? Didn’t they say that if you have a man , how can you give birth to a child without sleeping half -heartedly? What do you know, girl? Who wants to have a child if you already have a man? The feeling of having a man is wonderful. You have lived in vain without this blessing. You talk as if you are my man, but you don’t know or listen. Oh , forget it, forget it, you all ran away. How could it be? My God , I’m scared to death. Why don’t you come over in this state ? Hey, it’s me , it’s me, Lu Yao, why are you acting like a thief, my aunt, all the women in Xiliang are like hungry wolves, otherwise… I was quick-witted. I was almost skinned alive by them. Who is your princess, you are so slick ? Stop talking nonsense. How are you going to promote your sanitary napkins ? Have you brought the goods? They are all here. Just wait and see. Sanitary napkins are good. Your body will smell good and you will feel comfortable. Throw away the burden and throw away the menstrual cloth. To solve the menstrual cloth problem, just look at the energy- gathering sanitary napkin. The energy-gathering sanitary napkin is easy to use and affordable. Where are the men? Where are the men? I clearly heard the voice of a man. It’s so boring. I thought there was a man. Wait a minute, sisters, are you still worried about your menstrual period every month? Are you still irritated by your menstrual period every month? The more you are worried about those few days , the more considerate and warm you should be. The soft energy core replaces the menstrual cloth and becomes your good partner for menstruation. It sounds better than singing. Sister, I have lived for so many years and I have never heard of anything that is better than the menstrual cloth. Wait , are you forcing me to use my ultimate trick? Xiaohua, come on, sister, um, sisters, let me show you the effect of our energy-absorbing sanitary napkin. Can you please run a few laps, fat sister? OK, bye, my God, sisters, look, our energy-absorbing sanitary napkin has a super strong adsorption power. Look at so much water . The water absorption is too good. I sucked a fat person into a thin person. From this point of view, this sanitary napkin is indeed better than the menstrual cloth. The effect of the energy-absorbing sanitary napkin is far better than the menstrual cloth. There are also extra-long night use . Well, you deserve it. Well, buy me , buy me, buy 10 copies. I want one too. I want one too . I want one too. Leave one for me. Yes, all. Your Majesty , the 7th has arrived. Every household in the city has bought Lu Yang’s sanitary napkins. Moreover, sanitary napkins have been used to completely replace menstrual cloths throughout the country. Merchants across the country have spontaneously organized to come to Beijing to buy sanitary napkins. Now that things have come to this, my Xiliang will no longer have to suffer humiliation from Dongliang. That’s great, Lu Yang. What reward do you want ? Your Majesty, I just want the position of Li Daxueshi. Bold, Lu Yang, as the emperor’s husband, it is your duty to serve the country, but you are greedy for the official position. Aren’t you afraid of being criticized by scholars all over the world? Your Majesty, I have devoted my life to Xiliang for many years. How can you give up my official position to others because of a small bet ? What’s more, he is a man. Your Majesty , I do not accept it. Your Majesty, the king does not joke. If you don’t fulfill the bet, I am afraid that the world will criticize Xiliang. Your Majesty, you can’t do it. Lu Yang presents sanitary napkins to the country. Lu Yang has been awarded the title of Grand Secretary of Qifeng Pavilion for his meritorious service . Li Shiqi, the former Grand Secretary, was fined for three years and demoted to the fifth-rank scholar of Qifeng Pavilion. Thank you, Your Majesty, Master. Well, this person has ruined my big plans many times. I have to think of a way . Humph, you are a waste . As the dignified Queen of Xiliang Women’s City, you are weak, and you hold great power in your hands. You can use the power in your hands to help Kuai’er become the emperor ‘s husband. You also let Lu Yang destroy the cooperation that I have reached with Dongliang after going through so much hardship . What use do you have to me, Dayan? Husband, please calm down . I don’t know where the princess found Lu Yao . He just took advantage of some tricks. When I am ready, I will definitely eliminate this obstacle. I don’t care. I will become the underworld. Don’t worry , I will definitely help you eliminate Lu. I wish you to become the emperor’s husband. I will also help all the men in Xiliang teach at Nande College. The task of eliminating Lu Yang is handed over to you. When Kuai’er becomes the emperor’s husband , it will be the time for me to restore the hegemony of men. Husband, now the Dongliang delegation has I’m on the way and will be in Beijing soon. Dongliang and I have reached a cooperation. No matter what conditions they put forward, you must fully cooperate with them. Do you understand? Well, my husband , I will fully cooperate with you to help you succeed. Dongliang is very powerful . Its Difu is even known as Master Sanzang, who is both civil and military. If the Difu competition can be successfully promoted, Lu Yang will definitely die. A small sanitary napkin can be so popular in Xiliang . If you bring some clothes, bags, cosmetics and so on, the women in Xiliang will go crazy for it. I’m going to make it. Lu Yang, take out the sanitary napkin and do a great deed. Tell me what you want as a reward. Gold, calligraphy and paintings, jewelry. Lu Yang, Lu Yang, Your Majesty, jade, I want jade. Does Xiliang have jade that is as worthless as gold? Any jade worth a hundred or eight thousand gold will do . We do have jade, but how about the future of Zhan Ji? There is no offspring yet. Let’s sleep together and wait for me to give birth. I gave you a daughter. I rewarded you with a jade mine . Well, Your Majesty, it’s not good to sleep together . It’s broad daylight , and you’re so young . I’m afraid I’ll feel guilty . Ouyang, come to bed quickly. Let ‘s have a daughter as soon as possible so that your sister can rest assured. Your Majesty, are you sure you can have a baby this way? Otherwise, your sister said that as long as you sleep with a man, you can have a baby. Huiyang, come up quickly , let’s sleep together. Grandpa is not well. The winter grain time has arrived . Emperor Lu of Xiliang , you dare to refuse to buy my Dongliang’s fine cotton. Do you want to start a war? You must buy my Dongliang’s fine cotton at 10 times the price. Our million-strong army is already at the border of Xiliang. We will definitely not return empty-handed. How dare two envoys disrespect your Majesty? Send them out of the city. Wait, Your Highness , are you going to ruin my Xiliang’s thousand-year foundation because of your impulse ? Please, Your Majesty, issue an order to hand over the sanitary napkins. Please buy fine cotton from Dongliang to avoid the suffering of the people of Xiliang. Your Majesty, the military strength of my Xiliang Women’s Kingdom is less than 30% of that of Dongliang. It is really not appropriate to go to war. Please consider the people and hand over the formula . Please hand over the formula . Bullshit, you are a traitor to the country. Your Majesty, Miss Wei, you must not hand it over. Your Majesty, you must not hand over the sanitary napkins. If you don’t hand it over, either we will go to war or meet in the underworld competition to see who is afraid of whom. No, Lu Yang, you can’t participate in the underworld competition. We have lost five games in a row. The previous underworld competition failed and they regarded it as Kill Lu Yang on the spot. Don’t be impulsive . The Underworld Competition is a life-and-death contest. Dongliang Underworld is both civil and military. You can’t beat him. Damn, is he really that cruel ? I don’t believe this evil. The Emperor’s husband now intends to participate in the Emperor’s husband competition in advance. Your Majesty and Your Highness are blocking us. Do you want to protect the Emperor and abandon the people of Xiliang? Your Majesty, Dongliang is very powerful . If we don’t participate in the competition , there may be another war. Please ask Your Majesty and the Princess to allow the people of Xiliang to order the Emperor to go to Dabie . Your Majesty, as the Emperor of the current dynasty, I will fight to death and never live on my knees. Please, Your Majesty, issue an order. In this case, all the ministers will follow me to the border to guard the emperor ‘s husband. Yes, Luo Yingying, you are the Emperor of Xiliang, but you found such an ugly man. Why do n’t you all come with me? I will find you a man who is decent looking. Your Majesty has heard that Xiliang is in decline. Even their emperor is a dark and ugly man. Your Majesty will make Xiliang lose face in this duel. Kill the Emperor of Xiliang on the spot . You are going too far. Wu Tianhai , aren’t you afraid that we Xiliang will fight to the death with you? Your Majesty, maybe we can win. He said, how do you want to compare? I am the Emperor of Dongliang, Xu Zhinan, and you are Lu Yang. How did you, who is so dark and ugly that you don’t look like a woman, become the Emperor’s husband ? Is the Queen of Xiliang blind? You dead sissy, what are you talking about? Stop talking nonsense. How do you want to compare magic? Lu Yang, do you know magic? Of course, Your Majesty, my Ruyi Golden Cudgel can change its size freely. I’ll demonstrate it to Your Majesty if I have the chance . I heard that Xu Zhinan, the husband of Dongliang, is the greatest husband of all time, and he is far from being comparable to Lu Yang . Not only that, Xu Zhinan’s martial arts and military tactics are advanced and unparalleled in the world. He led his troops to defeat our army several times in the border battlefield. How can Lu Yang, a peasant, compare with him? Xu Zhinan is a man of both civil and military skills, and is a contemporary hero. As for your death, Lu Yang, although you have some extreme skills, I’m afraid you are not Xu Zhennan’s opponent. Are you sure ? Of course, how can this man say no ? Hahaha, Princess Xiliang, the five emperors before and after your Xiliang died in my hands, so Lu Yang is the sixth. Hum , there is a secret place east of Dongliang The name is Qingqiu. These three people seem to be women, but one of them is actually a fox demon from Qingqiu. If you can find one of them , you will win . Fox demon, this is impossible. Fox demon, this is impossible. Are you kidding me? The thousand-year-old fox demon is a charming beast. As long as it gets close to a man, it will suck the man’s essence . With your small body, you will be sucked into a mummy if you get close. We in Dongliang lost more than a dozen capable men before we caught it. As long as you can find the fox demon within an hour, you will win. You are so good. Fox demons are no different from humans after they transform. How can we find them? Your Highness, I have a plan . Fox demons have body odor, and the smell is extremely pungent. I will know it as soon as I smell it . What a pungent body odor . This person is a fox demon. Are you sure? Take care. How come this person is also a fox demon? There is only one fox demon . Why don’t you ask him again? If he can’t tell you who the fox demon is , it’s impossible for these three people to have body odor in this competition . Could it be that they are all fox demons ? Hahaha, this method was expected by this emperor. They are wearing my special body odor sachets. The smell can be said to be the same. Lu Yang, do you know? Two bags of spicy strips, I’ll tell you a way to make a deal. This fox demon is a fox spirit transformed into a human form. After it is transformed into a human form, it still has a fox tail, but humans definitely don’t have a tail. Therefore, the real tail is a demon and the fake tail is a human. You can tell at a glance why I’m here. Don’t you want to live? Didn’t you hear them say that I want to absorb men’s essence. You want to become a mummy? How can you believe this ? It’s a pity that such a powerful tail is such a pity. Do you want to take another look at that person? He must be a fox demon without a doubt. Princess Dong Liang , which one is the fox demon? It’s over, it’s over. Lu Yang is going to lose. If you die, what should I do with my spicy strips, Coke and instant noodles? Your Majesty, are you looking forward to something good for the three of them? The tail doesn’t look fake , it must be a fox demon . Wu Tianhan, are you Dongliang people trying to trick us ? Haha, if you really can’t tell the difference, just admit defeat. Your Majesty, I have a plan . All you need to do is have sex with these three women in turn. If two of them have sex in a row and don’t die, then that person is a fox demon. What a gangster’s conspiracy. Either sacrifice Lu Yang or admit defeat. In any case , Xiliang will suffer a great loss. Your Highness, you only need to sacrifice Lu Yang to win this competition. If Lu Yang unfortunately dies , other underworlds can be substituted. This time, Xiliang has a good chance of winning . No, this method is really inappropriate. Su Yang, are you going to flee from the battlefield? Humph, Xiliang men are not afraid of death and shrink back. Isn’t it just a little fox demon? I’ll show you now. Humph, you don’t even know it when you are about to die. Hehe, Lu Yang, stop playing tricks. Admit defeat as soon as possible. Call the troops and call the generals, whoever you call will be the one. It’s you, it’s you. What a pity, it’s a pity that you are not a fox demon. What does fox demon mean? What can I mean? Fox demons will reveal their true form after death. This person is in human form after death. Obviously, this person is not a fox demon . What a good idea. You only said that you need to identify the identity of the fox demon, but you didn’t say whether it is dead or alive. Sister Lu Yao is so smart. Damn it. Even Lu Yuan can crack it. You bunch of useless people. Beautiful girl, are you a human or a demon? No, no, no, don’t. It ‘s obvious that this person is not a human. That ‘s enough, Lu Yang. After the founding of the country, it is not allowed to become a spirit. How can there be fox demons? These three people all took human form after death. Obviously, these three people are human , not fox demons . You are deceiving us in this game, right? Huh, yes What’s there to say? You win this game, so what? The second game will be Buddhism. Your Majesty , you don’t know that Xu Zhilan is the reincarnation of a Buddhist disciple. The people call him Master Zhilan. He has already cultivated Buddhism to the highest level. Master Zhilan’s Buddhism is profound . Lu Yang is just a nobody in front of him . Your Majesty, we are bound to lose. Lu Yang, you have never cultivated the law. You need to ask first in this change. If I answer wrong , I will lose. What’s good? You are a bastard who doesn’t take advantage of you. Then I ask you, what is Buddha ? It’s a good question. All living beings are Buddhas . All living beings are Buddhas. This is the realm that only Buddha can reach. Master Zhennan has a profound realm. This is definitely the most perfect ending. Compared with him, Lu Yang Just like a firefly under the bright moon, it is ultimately vulnerable. Hey, you idiots , I haven’t even started yet. Lu Yang, I want to ask you a question that you have to give me a fight . What is Buddha? What should I do? Xu Zhennan’s previous answer was already the best answer. No matter what he answered, it could n’t be better than this . Can’t we give the same answer as him? Humph, Your Majesty , that would be inferior. It’s useless to talk to me like this. Bullshit is Buddha . How solemn is the Dharma debate ? How can we allow you to talk nonsense here ? Wu Niang, give us an explanation , otherwise you will surely die. Amitabha. Buddha has no form . All living beings in the world can be Buddhas. All forms are false. Don’t you understand this truth? You rubbish sister, what do you mean? Why are they so shocked? Lu Yao, you have the upper hand. How is this possible? See it as Buddha, he is Buddha . Lu Yao, good realm. Don’t think that I will admit defeat because of these. So that’s it. Have you realized it? Then why are you nodding? Everyone nods, and if you don’t nod , doesn’t it mean that you are stupid ? Well , then I will ask you again why you chant Buddha. Well, then I will ask again why chanting Buddha is naturally accumulating good causes to get good results. Well, then I will ask again. The monks in the Kingdom of Women all chant Guanyin Bodhisattva. Why does the Bodhisattva have a string of Buddhist beads on his hand like me ? So, may I ask what Guanyin Bodhisattva is chanting ? Lu Yang, don’t talk nonsense about Bodhisattva’s affairs. How can mortals like us know ? If you have the ability, tell us one, two, three, let everyone see. Guanyin is still chanting Guanyin Bodhisattva. Why is that? Because he knows it better than us. Chanting a shit Buddha is not as good as asking others for help as for yourself. You , you are making a sophistry. This does n’t count. Let’s start over. Why should I compete with you again? Is it because you are a pretty boy or because you have a big face? Lu Yang, our two countries have been friends for generations. Don’t let the competition hurt the harmony. If the husband of Dongyang Emperor is unwilling to give up and wants to compete again, Your Highness , if you refuse , won’t it give people a reason to criticize me? I am a country of etiquette in the north of Western Liao. How can you be so aggressive? I didn’t expect that your country still has the power of the people. Since this is the case, this game will be decided by one question. Those who believe in Buddhism are all favored. This question asks you how to become a Buddha. How to become a Buddha? Wu Tianhan, you can’t answer this question at all. Lu Yang has not practiced Buddhism and can’t answer it at all . Your Highness, this Dharma face will naturally attack sharply, otherwise how can you win? If Lu Yang can’t answer, it’s naturally his own ignorance. Why ask the person who asked the question? Lu Yang didn’t show mercy when he argued before, so why should Dong Liang show mercy? If you want to blame someone, blame Lu Yang for being too sharp. To become a Buddha is to practice. As long as you seek Buddhahood , you can see your mind and nature, and your thoughts can be clear. Then you can do good deeds and accumulate virtues with the help of meditation. I’ll give you a chance, but you’re useless. Let me teach you. Lu Yang, if you can’t answer , just admit defeat early. It’s a good head, and the figure is not bad, but it’s a pity that you are too talkative. Lu Yang, how dare you kill the minister without authorization ? What a Death penalty . Well, let me say one more thing, Lu Yang. You and I were discussing Buddhism, but you committed the sin of killing . Well, what do you want to do, bold lunatic ? What do you want to do? You asked me how to become a Buddha , then I will tell you to put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha on the spot. Amitabha, Lu Yang, you win this game . Your Majesty , your husband has ordered me to do so . I have won two competitions. What if I won the second game? The third game was not favored at the beginning. We Xiliang have never been so smooth in the underworld competition in the past 100 years , Ouyang, you are really amazing. Oh, small tricks, small tricks are not worth mentioning. Lu Yang, if you win the last game, you will be the great hero of our Xiliang. I have won two competitions. Why do I have to compete in the underworld competition? It has always been a three-game competition before it is considered a win. What if you win the first two games? If you die in the third game, the winner is still you. Xu Zhinan, if you lose this game again, you don’t have to go back to Dongyang. Lu Yang, if I can’t kill you in the last life and death competition , you swear not to be a human being. Xue Zhinan, you can’t afford to lose, you are so angry, I don’t bother to argue with you. If you are still a man, then have a life and death competition with me. Life and death competition, then tell me how to fight . Life and death competition You can’t compare with him when it comes to Su Yang . Xu Zhinan is a martial arts master and the best in Dongliang. He is also good at modifying weapons. Although you are strong , you don’t have martial arts skills . You are definitely not his opponent. We have already won the first two games. There is no need to compete in the third game. When have you ever seen me lose? Okay, then I will play with you. Xu Zhinan is invincible in the world. Lu Yang, you really don’t know how to live or die. You dare to go on the ring with him. Lord Jiang, if Lu Yang is beaten to death on the spot, wouldn’t it be a disgrace to us in Xiliang? I will settle accounts with you after I get off the ring. You have repeatedly provoked me. Really took me as a peasant, hahaha, Lu Yang has been fooled. Let me show you the peerless artifact I researched. Well, fuck, hahaha, musket, my musket is made in the Western Regions, the sound is like thunder and the speed is like lightning. Within three meters, every bullet hits the target. You will die today. Damn, is the technology in Dongliang developing so fast? They even have muskets. You can die with your eyes closed by the musket. Sister Ouyang, Ouyang, are you going to lose? How could Dongliang have such a magic weapon ? If the whole army is equipped with it , my Xiliang will be destroyed. This musket may not be able to be mass-produced. Maybe they got it by coincidence. Humph, no matter what, Lu Yang is doomed today. Humph, Lu Yang, are you scared? If you are, just get through me and I ‘ll spare your life. Humph, which eye of yours saw that I was scared ? Just wait for me. Come on, shoot me. Anyone who is afraid of you is a grandson. Humph, Mu Yang, no matter how high the tattoo is, one shot will knock you down. Times have changed. It ‘s impossible. Why haven’t you died yet? You don’t think I’m really afraid of you, Huo Chong. Let me tell you, I’m wearing a bulletproof vest. With this antique in your hand, it can’t even scratch my skin. You’re talking nonsense. I don’t believe it. Come on , Lu Yang, you are a sorcerer. Where did you come from? Under the God of Fire, all beings are equal. How could you not be injured ? Humph, you should go down and ask the King of Hell. Oh, what is this? Of course it is something to send you to heaven . Lu Yang, you must not kill me. If you want to kill me, my Dongliang army can destroy you in an instant. Lu Yang, I admit defeat and let you go. Otherwise, don’t blame me, the Dongliang soldiers, for being ruthless. Sir , this era has indeed changed. I hope you can be your king in the next life. As a king in this world, Xu Zhinan is dead. If you lose, come and capture him for me. I will see who dares to move. Otherwise, what are you going to do? Wu Jihan, I give you face and call you Your Majesty. If I don’t give you face , I will bury you in the ground now. Do you admit defeat or not? It was us, Dong Liao, who lost this time . We will meet again. Let’s go. Hehe, Lu Yang is so amazing. Sister, sister, Zhongyang won . Zhongyang won. They may not give up after Dong Liang was defeated. What are you thinking about? He has already won. Zhongyang won this competition. What reward do you want ? Your Majesty, as the husband of the emperor, it is your due to contribute to the country. As for the reward, it is up to Your Majesty to decide. Then I will reward you with five gold mountains and ten jade mines. Your Majesty, don’t thank Your Majesty. Hehe, oh my God, I’m so tired I’m dying. I didn’t expect that the border is so far from the capital. It almost cost me half my life. By the way, my jewelry is really good stuff. Glass and colored glaze are still antiques. Such a big night-shining pearl is rich. I’m rich. Dongyang, I reward you with these treasures. Do you like them? I like them too much . Of course, these treasures are carefully selected by me. They are all good things. Dongyang, do you need anything else? Your Majesty, although these snacks are good , don’t be greedy. Hum, you are my husband and you won’t harm me. Why can’t you eat more? Ouyang, you are so beautiful. You are a minor. The minimum sentence is 3 years . The maximum sentence is death penalty . Bah , it’s a sin, it’s a sin, uh, Lu Yang, I’m still young now . You Bring me more food. When I grow up, we can have children. Where to grow up? Ahem, what’s wrong with you? This is what my sister told me herself. Is there something wrong? Your Majesty, let’s put the matter of having children aside for now. I brought a lot of these snacks. Don’t worry, they will definitely work. That’s great. Lu Yao , according to the convention of our dynasty, you are going to study at Nan De College. I thought I would never be able to eat your snacks again. Well, Nan De College, husband, Lu Yang is very powerful. Even Dongliang Emperor Xu Zhinan was defeated repeatedly and ended up with no remains left. Husband, let’s not fight him, okay? Yang Yan, you spent a huge amount of money to bribe Dongliang officials. The members of the Seven-segment Golden Lotus have worked hard to promote the Emperor’s Husband Competition. It’s impossible for me to give up now. My husband, Lu Yao has many tricks. Even Li Shiqi was killed by them. We have united all the officials to report to the ancestral system to let Lu Yang come to my Nan De College to study. I don’t believe that I can’t even beat Lu Yang in my territory . Hum, father, you are the vice president of Nan De College. If Lu Yang dares to come, you must deal with him well . Don’t worry, this time I will make Lu Yang lose his reputation and die without a burial place. Is this big scene just to welcome me? It’s rare that Li Yi, a student of the college, had an affair with the college guards and did not abide by the male ethics. He was paraded through the streets at the age of 30. It ‘s unjust. Ah, we are truly in love. Humph. As a Xiliang man, you should abide by the Three Obediences and Four Virtues. What’s more, you are a student of Nan De College. You have had sex with a woman before you get married. You have brought shame to Nan De College. Before you get married, you obey your mother. After you get married, you obey your wife . Your wife obeys your daughter. You haven’t married yet, but you don’t observe male ethics , don’t speak male words , don’t care about male appearance , and don’t learn male skills. You have thrown the Three Obediences and Four Virtues behind your head. If it weren’t for the scarcity of men, you would have died. You arranged such a big show for me as soon as you arrived. Are you trying to intimidate me? Dean, the woman is not married and the man is not married. This is free love. There is no need to make such a big fuss. You are the emperor’s husband of the dynasty, Lu Yang . Humph, the dean of Nan De College is respected. You… How dare a mere earthman act so wild? Hurry up and continue the execution. What are you all standing there for? Continue to recite the Nan De Sutra. No one can stop until the execution is over. Do not delay when your wife responds. Do not be lazy when your wife orders you to do something. You must listen attentively to your wife’s teachings. This gathering has bad intentions. The dean has finished delivering the baby . Well, don’t say that you are just a ninth-rank male official. Even if you are an earthman, if you don’t observe male ethics , you will be punished with a stick . Pull him out properly . Li Fu, since you have come to Nan De College , you must study the Nan De Sutra well. This old guy is really coming for me, dean. I am upright and don’t need to worry about it. Well, that may not be the case . The dean is not well. There is a woman holding a child outside the door. She left Gao Difu and abandoned her wife. Abandoning a child, abandoning a wife and a child, what is this? Lu Yang, as the husband of the current emperor, did not think of setting an example and actually did such a despicable thing as abandoning his wife and a child. Someone, arrest Lu Yang and bring him to the main hall for trial. Yes, I ‘ll see what tricks he is going to play . Oh, I can do it myself. Calm down and don’t do anything. Have you done everything? Don’t worry, I know my limits. Peace , hahaha, sir, who is kneeling in the hall and what is the complaint ? What is he doing ? Shouldn’t you know best what he is doing here? Lu Yang, you despicable villain , how dare you be so rude and seek death? Um , hahaha, sir, this girl and Lu Yang have lived together in the mountains and have been married and have children. Who knew that one day Lu Yang suddenly didn’t Seeing that he didn’t even leave a letter, I was worried and went down the mountain to look for him. Who knew that he would abandon us, an orphan and a widow, and become the underworld of the dynasty ? I beg you to help me . How could this happen? Someone, arrest Lu Yang and torture him. Arrest Lu Yang and torture him. Qin Hui wants to convict me without any evidence. This is too ridiculous. Lu Yang, you are greedy for power and abandoned your wife in the mountains. You are a scum among men. You dare to ask us for evidence. You are rebelling. We don’t need evidence to convict at Nan De College. I said, how come Lu Yang seemed to appear out of thin air ? The time mentioned by this woman was just before His Majesty’s wedding. I didn’t expect Lu Yang to be such a person. I think what this woman said is true. Is there any woman in this world who dares to gamble her reputation to wrongly accuse a man? Lu Yang, you are really a scum of a man, enduring humiliation and faking your death. Lu Yang, you abandoned your wife and children first and refused to plead guilty later. This dean sentenced you to death . Do you have any objection? You want to kill me without any evidence . Aren’t you afraid that His Majesty and the Princess will kill all your clans? Once you die, I will be the husband of the earth. Who will care about a dead person? You want to kill me just because of you? You are dreaming. Humph, why are you still standing there? Your mother dared to resist arrest and be executed on the spot. Stop it, Qin Hui, although you are the dean of Nan De College , you intend to kill Emperor Ku based on one-sided words . It’s ridiculous . The Concubine said, “Please, hum. Since you say he is your husband , do you have any evidence? Go back to the dean. The child in my arms is the result of Lu Yang’s death. If he denies it , we will know who Lu Yang is after a blood test. What else do you have to say? Let’s do the test. I want to see what tricks you are playing. Child, your father doesn’t recognize you now , so you have been wronged today. This orphan and widow is really pitiful . Lu Yao is really not a man. The world is going downhill. The world is going downhill. The blood has melted. This child is definitely Lu Yang’s flesh and blood. Let’s see how he reports that Lu Yang abandoned his wife and children. The evidence is conclusive. Why don’t you confess your guilt and be punished quickly? What kind of bullshit evidence is this blood test? Lu Yang’s blood test is a test that has been passed down since ancient times. Different methods, incompatible bloodlines, you still dare to quibble, don’t you take the Concubine and the Dean seriously? Blood test is for direct relatives, you are simply bullshitting , Lu Yang, you still don’t plead guilty, you are really shameless, as a man , Lu Yang, what do you mean , wait a moment, I will be there soon , Lu Yang, what do you want to do, hey, Lu Yang, don’t struggle, you are dead, Qin Huan, hurry up and call me dog daddy , hey, Qin Huan , do you dare to insult me, Qin Huan, as long as your blood is mixed with this dog blood, Lu Yang , I will admit the crime, how can human blood and dog blood be mixed, you are looking for death, you can’t blame me, hey, Brother Rong, Qin Hui, hurry up and call me dog daddy, Lu Yang, you are using evil magic, how could my father be a dog ? If he is not your father, then he is your son. Enough. How dare Lu Yang use sorcery to confuse people in public? Where does my Nan De College stand? Someone, take this evildoer who is harming Xiliang out and tie him up in the courtyard. I will burn him to death. When will it be the turn of the dean of Nan De College to give orders in my Xiliang? Jiuer, tell me who ordered you . This little girl was bewitched for a while. No one ordered her. No one ordered her . If you don’t say anything, no one can protect you. Take her away. This woman slandered the emperor of the dynasty. It is not a pity that my father died. This dean was so angry that his blood was boiling . He couldn’t control himself for a while. Hum, I hope the queen dowager will forgive me. Dean Qin is really a good hand. Duan Mutual mutual mutual just Dean Qin killed a woman in public. Is this the Three Obediences and Four Virtues that Dean Qin taught everyone? I don’t need to explain to you how I acted . Is it because of your status as the dean or because of the Three Obediences and Four Virtues that you copied from who knows where? Those are just tools you use to deceive students . As a dean, you don’t set an example , don’t make progress, don’t set an example for all students, and even try to restrain and oppress men with the rotten feudal ethics. What crime should you be punished for? Lu Yang, stop talking nonsense. Am I wrong? Men who are bullied by appearances are just like sissy. It’s all your tricks behind the scenes. Flattery and fawning are just like the cats you keep at home. What’s the difference? You, your husband, that Lu Yang is really hateful. You can’t forget your identity because of this. Hey, Yan’er, why can’t you even get rid of Lu Yang ? If you can get rid of him, why would we end up like this? Husband, I’m afraid that the students in the academy are suspicious of me now. How can I sit in that position? Husband, you take me to get rid of Lu Yang. After I get rid of Lu Yang, your dream will definitely come true. I have a plan. Aren’t you in charge of the imperial kitchen? Why not go all out and let the imperial chef poison Lu Yang in the food? This plan is feasible. Yan’er, you quickly arrange the poisoning and don’t let your husband down. Then your husband will wait for my news , hum Qiuhe, how is the situation at the border? Qiuhe, Your Highness, I have seen everything that I should and should not see. What do you understand? Lu Yang, you are so bold that you dare to break into my bedroom late at night. Get out of here quickly . Your Highness is being polite. If you don’t want to get out , then get out. Oh, it’s a pity that I have the musket manufacturing plan in my hand. I didn’t expect that the dignified Princess of Xiliang would actually refuse to let in the hero who presented the plan. Stand still, you are waiting there. Qiuhe, quickly ask the imperial kitchen to prepare some snacks and send them up. Where is the Lu Yang plan? Well, since the last Dongliang competition, they have been unwilling to hand it over to Dongyue. Instead, they have been gathering troops at the border and are eyeing us covetously. If you can really make these weapons, Come out, Dong Liang can destroy this peace with a wave of his hand. We can only maintain it within the range of the musket. Do you really expect to expand the territory by fighting like a play here ? Didn’t the imperial kitchen teach you the rules? Why don’t you leave? Of course you stay here to watch Lu Yang die with your own eyes. Of course you stay here to watch Lu Yang die with your own eyes. What do you mean? I have put arsenic in all the snacks. Lu Yang will definitely die today. I’ll go to the arsenic. The poison you brought really has no credibility. As expected , you still lack some credibility. Arsenic. Fortunately, I was prepared and got the antidote for arsenic. Who does the old thing belong to? Your Highness will know . Princess, be careful, suppress it, princess, your subordinates are late to save you. Are you okay ? Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah wait, I’ll go call the imperial physician . Wait, wait, I’ve been poisoned by arsenic, the most terrible poison in the world. Princess, please don’t waste your energy on me . Your Highness , I’ll go call the imperial physician. Lu Yang, Lu Yang, are you okay? The imperial physician is very skilled. I will definitely cure you, Lu Yang. His medical skills are not as good as mine. Can you count on him ? Ah ah, Lu Yang, Lu Yang, Your Highness, there is nothing I can do . Before I die, can you agree to one small request of mine? I will satisfy you in everything as long as you don’t die. Your Highness Princess Lu Yang, I love you. Before I die, can you kiss me ? Ah ah, Your Highness, in the next life, I promise you that I will not die, Lu Yao, Lu Yao, weren’t you poisoned? Your Highness, I can’t be with you . I will die with my eyes open. Then just go and die. How long are you going to pretend ? Oh, this is a medical miracle. No Thinking of the princess’s fragrant pills that can actually treat arsenic poisoning, I will definitely record this great discovery in the book . Goodbye, Lu Yang, Lu Yang, you are Yingying’s underworld. If I am with you , I will be sorry to Yingying. I think if there is a next life, I will definitely do it. Don’t do it in the next life. There is news from the palace that he is critically ill and failed to get rid of him. You , as the head of the Xiliang Women’s City, can’t even handle such a small matter. Dad, this Lu Yang is too difficult to deal with. Nothing good has happened since he appeared. If it weren’t for Lu Yang, Dad’s great cause would have been accomplished long ago, and I would have become the prince . The time for men to be in charge has long come, um This Lu Yang is indeed a rare talent in the world, but it’s a pity that we can’t use him. Dad, I think that since Lu Yang is a man , he must be lustful. We might as well start from this aspect. I will arrange for someone to seduce Lu Yang. Come on , madam, aren’t you one of the most beautiful women in Xiliang? Why do you need to look for others? Qin Hui, I am your woman. How dare you let me seduce other men? Please make a sacrifice. To achieve great things, don’t be picky about trivial matters. Mom, your relationship with dad is indestructible. You left dad behind for such a small matter . Yes, madam, if I can achieve great things, as your husband, I will definitely make you the queen and never let you down. No I ‘ll do it to you. I promise you this time . This will be the last time for you and me to be friends. Hahaha, my dear wife, if you can seduce Lu Yang successfully , just send a message to your husband. If you can’t succeed , you have to wait for an hour. After an hour, I will bring people in to catch the adulterer . By then, no matter whether it succeeds or not , Lu Yang will not be a threat to us. Hahaha , you fool , you don’t know how to be gentle with women at all. I have a natural talent and I can’t control it . Ah, um, Your Highness, Jiang Yan is outside the palace asking to see the Emperor’s Husband, Emperor’s Husband Lu Yang. It’s so late. What does Jiang Yan want to see you for? Qiu He. Did Jiang Yan come alone? It’s Wanqing. Do you believe it? She must have come to seduce me. It’s a daydream. Jiang Yan is the female prime minister of our country. She has never been interested in men’s seduction. It’s impossible for Qiu He to let her in. It’s Wanqing. You hide first. It’s obvious whether it’s true or not . Oh, Jiang Nucheng, why do you come to me alone in the middle of the night and wear such sexy clothes ? Is it because this emperor’s husband is handsome and dashing? Come and throw yourself into my arms . Well, Lu Yao , I came here for you today. That Jiang Yan is so shameless in her clothes . Jiang Nuchao, I really don’t know what’s worth your attention about me. Lu Yang first read the book and then the big pen, all of which prove that your literary talent and martial arts are rare in the world, but you are willing to do it. Being the husband of the emperor in this palace, looking at Luo Yingying, that yellow-haired girl, all day long , don’t you feel wronged at all? Jiang Nvchao Why is that? Luo Yingying is just a yellow-haired girl who knows nothing. I don’t believe that she can satisfy you. How can you be so shameless? Jiang Mincheng , what do you want to do? Lu Yao, I can be your woman. How can you just surrender to me ? How can you do this in broad daylight ? I promise you , I promise you. Why did you agree so quickly? Jiang Nvcheng said jokingly. Your appearance is so beautiful in Xiliang that it is stunning. Naturally, I have admired you for a long time. Now that I have decided to surrender, Jiang Nvcheng, look at you Is that sincerity? You wait for what? Are you going to report the news? Jiang Nvcheng, since I have decided to surrender, you have to let me know who is behind you, right? I don’t have anyone behind me . Since you don’t tell me, don’t blame me for being rude. Wait a minute, no, no, if I don’t go out to report the news, they will come to catch me. As expected, I am the current emperor after all. How dare I let you come alone without any preparation? Qiu He told the guards to bring new guns and cannons . Anyone who dares to approach the palace will be killed without mercy. Jiang Nvcheng, you’d better pray that they can save their lives . Lu Yao and Qin Hui can die. But I only have Qin Hui as a son. I beg you to spare him, okay? Chu He, take him away and take good care of him. Wait, wait , wait, let go. Wanqing , what do you mean? How dare you ask if you like Jiayan ? My princess, I did all this for His Majesty and Your Highness. In order to get information, I did not hesitate to lure the enemy and deceived me for my innocence. You still hit me and quibbled. Your Highness , please compensate me for your conscience . Oh , um, um, something bad has happened . Bribe as soon as possible and escape to the border. Don’t rebel. His Majesty said that as long as you can hand over Lu Yang and send 200 men to our military camp Open the city gates and welcome our army into the city, and you can live safely. Queen of Xiliang, don’t be ungrateful . I won’t agree. You better give up on this idea. Your Majesty, Dongliang is powerful and has joined forces with our border army. Now we have no soldiers or generals. What should we do? Your Majesty, Lu Yang didn’t defend Nan De by himself, and he also tried to seduce other men to get rid of the control of women. As a result, the soldiers on the border couldn’t unite to rebel. It would be better to hand Lu Yang over first to calm the anger on the border. Your Majesty , why don’t you agree to the demands of the border soldiers to appease the people’s hearts? At the very least, it can delay the rebellion. Slow down the enemy’s offensive. Don’t you want to force the emperor to abdicate? The mere Dongliang can be destroyed with a wave of the hand. How dare you, a man , not take my Dongliang seriously ? When our majesty conquers your Xiliang capital, you will be sent to the Jiaofangsi to see how you can still be stubborn . For harbouring people, drag him out and chop him up. When two armies fight, envoys are not beheaded. You can’t kill me . You are a shitty envoy. Chop him up . It’s a breach of faith. Dongliang is their envoy . He accidentally fell into the cesspool and drowned. As for surrendering , when is his Spring and Autumn dream? He only cares about eating his sister, and you eat Luyang too. How long are you going to play? It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it’s drawn. Qiuhe made the clothes according to this shape. Not bad, not bad. Ali papa, the mission must be accomplished . Lu Yang, what does this mean? Don’t worry about it for now. I’ll take you somewhere to go. Hey , hey, the auspicious time has arrived . Alibaba Shopping Center is officially open for business today, hahaha Hahaha, Lu Yang, what is this for? This is of course the place where the rebels will collapse. Just wait and see the show . Hey, fairies, come in. Please walk, walk, walk , please walk, walk. Lu Yao, well, what kind of place is this ? Why are there so many common people? They are all hired for money. As for what they do, shopkeeper, Your Highness, do you want to buy anything? The more powerful the weapon, the better. Your Majesty , tell the shopkeeper what you want to eat . What I want to eat, Your Majesty. All the food types in our store are here . Please choose . What is that braised spicy strips? Please wait a moment . No. 007, Your Majesty, these are all the products related to braised spicy strips sold in our store. Please consume rationally. I want one of them all, not two . Okay, Your Majesty, the goods you ordered will be delivered before today’s curfew, cash on delivery. The categories are complete, the products are novel , what a magical store, and you don’t have to carry it yourself, you can buy as much as you want and it will be delivered to your home. That’s great , I want to buy it too, I want to buy it too, I want to buy it too, don’t be anxious, everyone. Today is the grand opening sale , so I will give you some benefits. Wow, what does this mean? The so-called today’s selection is for the current Majesty to express his gratitude The people of Enxiliang can choose one commodity every day and buy it in limited quantities. They can use gold to settle the bill . Of course , people without money can also shop. Today’s daily selection is a pack of sanitary napkins. What? It doesn’t cost money? All you need is the gold that can be found everywhere on the roadside. Your Majesty is so merciful. Isn’t it giving it to us for free? Thank you, Your Majesty. Thank you, Your Majesty. Don’t worry. There is a second benefit, “Cut a lot”! The so-called “Cut a lot” means that anyone who consumes in this store can get a discount here. Come and try it. Come on, congratulations to this sister for getting a 30% discount coupon. Hahaha, that’s 30% off. Of course, the coupons of this store are fair. Not only can you get a discount yourself , but you can also invite your relatives and friends to come here to get a discount. If you invite one person, you can get one more discount. You can get up to 5 more discounts to enjoy super discounts. This is too affordable. I will ask my sisters to come and get discounts together. The things in this store are good. The price is favorable, so I want to bargain too. What are you waiting for? Hurry up and gather your relatives and friends to come here and chop with your knives. I only have 4 of them. Quick, hehe, help me chop one . If you hit it, you will get a 10% discount and I will give you a month’s worth of rouge and powder. Goodbye , you must help me chop one for 10% off later. Hey , 40% off, 40 % off, 40% off. OK, OK, even if you don’t hit it, you will get it quickly, quick, quick, quick, quick, 90% off, 90% off , 10% off , 10% off, hahaha , 10% off, 50% off, 50% off. So many people have come, Your Highness, do you know what women are most keen on? Of course, it’s buying, buying, buying. No woman can resist the joy of shopping, especially free shopping. Hum , I want to buy, I want to buy, I want to buy, I want to buy, I want to buy, I want to buy, Your Majesty is very happy. Ever since the Alibaba of the underworld was piloted nationwide, all the rebels disappeared overnight and were dragged away by people they knew to chop with their knives. Not only that, a large number of Dongliang’s troops have also come A large number of them fled into our country, hiding their identities and going to Alibaba to shop. May I ask Your Majesty how to deal with them? Since they have come to my Xiliang , they are my Xiliang citizens. Order all the people who join my Xiliang to be registered. In addition, customized flyers will be sent to the entire Dongliang. All Dongliang citizens who are willing to join my Xiliang can enjoy the first-class treatment of my Xiliang citizens. In addition, anyone who captures the Qin father and son and the Dongliang Empress Tinghan will be rewarded with a shopping cart. Clear the river , hahaha , your majesty, come and eat melon seeds. Lu Yao, now that the civil strife in my Xiliang Women’s Kingdom has been quelled, sister, what are you talking about ? Sister said that I am old enough to have children. He taught me the countdown for time travel. 198765 No, 4321 Lu Yang, you lied to me again. I think if there is a next life , I will definitely do it. Let’s talk about the next life in the next life. Take me back to the Women’s Kingdom. Why don’t you shine ? Shine quickly. Hey, after that time, the aftershocks inexplicably failed and I can never go back to Xiliang Kingdom After searching through historical records, I found that the Kingdom of Women had long been buried in the dust of history without a trace. And was all this just a dream? Big news: Tourists discovered an underground secret room in the Kuche Palace. Experts believe that this is the site of the Kingdom of Women in Xiliang a thousand years ago. The amazing thing is that this painting was originally a portrait of the last princess, and it suddenly disappeared. Even more amazing is that it is said that someone saw it on Hotstan Street. Painted Bridge This is not a dream, it is real. Butler, wait for me. I will go to find you now. Cool car love, here I come. Hey, brother , how have you seen this woman? Dad , hey, boss, have you seen this person ? No, you haven’t seen Wanqing. Where are you ? We finally got a clue . Could it be that we are wrong at this moment? Wanqing, Wanqing is you , not him . Wanqing love hot When I go out, I always think about finding delicious food. If I knew what delicious food there is in Shanghai , I would be able to find it. Hey, beauty , what are you eating? Oh, this is a specialty of our Shanghai. Yongjiang Honey Snow Melon is fragrant and sweet. You should try it. Oh, by the way, what else is delicious in Kuche? Of course, it is Xinjiang baked buns, Yongjiang Honey Snow Melon, and the delicious Kuche small white apricot. The most famous one is our Kuche small white apricot. It is sweet and sour, nutritious , delicious, and can also lose weight, beautify, moisten the lungs, reduce phlegm, clear heat and detoxify. If you want to eat it, it is sold on Restan Street. What’s up , walk the ball, what, where are you ? Is everything my illusion ? Hey, are you waiting for me? This is you, Lu Yang, long time no see, hehehehehehehe

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