OG Mudbum Reacts to GGST Dual Rulers EP 6 & 7 (FreetoThinkFree Stream)

OG Mudbum Reacts to GGST Dual Rulers EP 6 & 7 (FreetoThinkFree Stream)

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Oh my goodness. It already stink. Oh my. What the [ __ ] It smell like bounce the [ __ ] that ass. It smell like bounce the [ __ ] out of that ass. Oh, somebody been bouncing the [ __ ] out of some ass. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Applause] [Music] [Music] Oh, Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. [Applause] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. I can’t [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Oh my god. Hell no, man. What the [ __ ] man? Get your ass on, man. Get your goddamn Oh my goodness. It already stink. Oh my What the [ __ ] It like bounce the [ __ ] that ass. It smell like bounce the [ __ ] out of that ass. Oh, somebody bouncing the [ __ ] out some ass. Keep it more brief. Uh, that’s what I got going on. I’m still here. Um, a little bit of unexpectedness on my part, but it’s not a big deal. I just hope you’re patient enough to just maybe a few more minutes and then we’ll get right into it. Um, but yeah, we’re here. I’m just going to do something funny for you guys. Hope you enjoy. should see uh about like five more minutes possible and maybe you know when I when it comes to you can skip the whole thing right into but yeah what’s refell oh my goodness it already stink Oh my. What the [ __ ] It smell like bounce the [ __ ] that ass. It smell like bounce the [ __ ] out of that ass. Oh, somebody been bouncing the [ __ ] out some ass. [Music] [Music] Oh my god, Oh hell no man. What the [ __ ] man? Get your ass on, bro. Oh my goodness. It already stink. Oh my. What the [ __ ] It smell like bounce the [ __ ] that ass. It smell like bounce the [ __ ] out of that ass. Oh, somebody been bouncing the [ __ ] out of some ass. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Oh my god. Oh hell no, man. What the [ __ ] man? Get your ass on. Get your goddamn Oh my goodness. It already stink. Oh my. What the [ __ ] It smell like bounce the [ __ ] that ass. It smell like bounce the [ __ ] out of that ass. Oh, I’ve been bouncing the [ __ ] out some ass. [Music] [Music] Hey, god damn. Look at all that dog hand. Bang bang bang bang ski. Boom. I love the smell of gunpowder in the middle of the night inside this gun range that I snuck inside in. Oh, damn. Is that Hey. Oh [ __ ] boy. How did you get in here and find my ass? How’ you get in here and find find my ass here shooting and training to get some work done on Arc System Works? How did you how did you even find me? Well, I’m going tell you right now. Look here. It’s uh don’t be telling anybody. All right. In fact, give me just a second. Stay right there. All right, Junkyard. It is a pleasure to have the likes of you uh inside this amazing uh gun range and that I I genuinely hope that uh you don’t be telling anybody or any other [ __ ] that I’m in here. Um, see what happened was I was inside this [ __ ] uh sleep inside the dumpster. I snuck inside their garbage can that they have inside. They forgot to take it out uh of the shooting range. This big ass shooting range, right? And what uh what we Yeah. And when the night time hits, I got a little stopwatch, a little clock, let me know what time it is. So I got to crawl out the rubbish. You know, usually they fill it up with a lot of um destroyed uh spank casings. Usually they reuse it, but not the spank casings. They usually use it uh when it’s completely shredded. You can’t really put reloaded. There was a lot of old used up targets and [ __ ] that they throw out. And I hit under all of that. I hit under all of that. And when night time hits be coming out here and I jimmy their little lock like this and I jimmy their lock and it just makes it so much easier to be able to get all beneer. How you like my grouping? You you like my grouping? It’s non-existent cuz I suck at shooting. But Junkyard, it’s it’s a pleasure to have you inside this uh gun range that fails to uh perform the civil duties of uh waste removal, allowing me to sneak inside their gun range and be able to shoot this magnificent thing. By the way, welcome to the junk, y’all. OG Bub Bum over here trying to train up how to shoot out Arc System Works studio uh to get the final last laugh as far as all the [ __ ] they be doing inside the studio making all these [ __ ] games and all this [ __ ] [ __ ] happen. But uh yeah, it’s a it’s a pleasure to see you junkyard. Oh, I’m meditating. Isn’t that wonderful? I like meditating and [ __ ] That’s crazy work. No, go back. There we go. Junk, y’all. It is a pleasure to see the likes of you all up in my [ __ ] So, as you can see here, this right here is a gun. This right here is what makes the gun shoot. And What’s really interesting about this J this shooting range is that the guns here float. See, look here. Anti-gravity. It’s anti-gravity here. In fact, it’s not even gravity. Anti-gravity. It’s anti- time stasis. It’s time stasis matter that moves inside this here uh range right until you shoot. And it’s a magnificent feature that the uh massive outdoor uh a sporting center has an underground range where they can manipulate the chrono uh particle fluctuation structure that makes it to where this [ __ ] here and that [ __ ] there don’t move. Uh I ain’t no scientist, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how it works. But just listen to what I say because th this is true. Nah, what I be telling you. So, let me teach you how to shoot arsonist. I mean, how to shoot a gun, right? What you what you do is you take this here and you put your hand up on like here. I know a lot of you [ __ ] are like in the junkyard. Now, you a lot of you [ __ ] probably never shot before. I’mma show you how to shoot. So you take this right here, if my hand works, and you you take the Oh [ __ ] I time stasis took my gun. And you load it, right? You load it like this. It It’s not loading. Come on. Load you [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh no, my my hand is clipping. is my hand is clipping really hard. Oh, wait. You gotta see. I forgot to empty the magazine. I’m so bad at shooting. So, you you take it out, right? And then it just it magically fills with rounds. You put it back in and and now you see that right there. Oh [ __ ] dude. This is awful. I should probably just watch the [ __ ] anime, [Laughter] right? Anyway, look here. I’m just trying to show you how to shoot right quick. The slide went back on its own. Oh [ __ ] the gun went off. The gun went off. Can you even hear the sound of the gun? I don’t think you can hear sound of the gun, can you? That’s uh that’s pretty unfortunate. Desi eagles sound awesome when you shoot them, but I guess not in in the world of the underground shooting range. Not only does time stand still and nothing drops gravity-wise, you can also not hear [ __ ] Um, but yes, uh, we are just doing a little bit of practice shooting because, um, in all actuality, I’m just trying to find a way to give you footage that looks like it would be entertaining to look at while we watch this stupid uh, Guilty Gear Tribe of anime that should be about done. And um I know YouTube can’t like wait to find out they hear either maybe it’s the audio that gives away or maybe it’s the fact that they can still even see like a tiny speck of the anime being played which is what this attempt is is me going to try to stream still this watch along with a tiny tiny [ __ ] uh version of the anime being played. like there’s no way that they would try to act like it’s a problem, but at the same time they would. So, welcome to the junkyard, guys. Don’t worry. I see the chat kind of going and uh I just can’t help but want to be funny and also be able to like mask again this uh strive watch along I’m going to do. And now I just found this out like less than an hour ago though because that’s how bad I suck at using Discord. But that’s also because I’m not gay. Um, yeah, I’m not gay. Uh, but I didn’t know you can also stream uh what you watch on your computer to people in the the the Discord. So, what I’m going to do is it’s going to be a special little prime time. Uh, give me a second. Bang bang bang bang. It’s gonna be some prime time uh uh streaming that’s going to happen in the Discord. So, I will be playing this on YouTube, but I’m also going to be playing this in Discord. Someone recommended that it would be easier for me to do this in Discord. So, uh let me get a couple more shots in. And also, I got to like I’m still kind of preparing some stuff. I’m sorry, but it really won’t take me that long. I I’ll just try to like be as fast as possible and also kind of square up my setup because this setup took a while to do. Not that I made this thing, but it’s just doing VR [ __ ] is not easy to do. Doing the 3D thing ain’t easy easy to do. Bang. Bang. Bang. I blew out the uh the smoke. Anyway, look, I’m tired of wasting your time. We’re going to get right into it. Um, but I really do I just got to do like a few more things and I’m going to read the chat as fast as possible and also let the junkyard know I’m going to be doing a watch along on both YouTube and on Discord. So, if you have Discord, then if something happens to YouTube side, then I’m sorry. And for the YouTubers, if you uh don’t have Discord, then you might miss out if YouTube takes down my [ __ ] But I’m just tired of giving a [ __ ] to be honest. I just want to just be done with this anime. I really do. So anyway, let me uh Why does this [ __ ] keep [ __ ] Yeah, like just go right there. Go right there. Okay. Anyway, guys. Oh, I see why it’s doing that. Bro, VR is wonky, man. It’s really wonky. I have to like do some weird [ __ ] to make it work. There we go. Much better. But guys, please uh give me a second. In a in a sense, I was just trying to give you a little bit of warm up. You need a little bit of some some bit haha moment. But uh give me like another three minutes. I I need three minutes. So I hope you enjoy uh this. I don’t even have anything prepared for you. Uh damn it. I I don’t have anything prepared for you at all. But you know, I’m just going to be right back. Just just just give me a second, man. I’ll be right back. And then I’mma at everybody that I’m streaming. Oh. [Music] [Music] Yes, sir. I love being in a junkyard. Yes, [Music] sir. I love junkyards. It’s a time to be alive. There we go. Okay, I’m coming back. You better not be saying defamatory [ __ ] about your favorite homeless [ __ ] Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right, guys. Yeah, this is a rocky. This is probably the rockiest start I’ve had. But no, it’s not really. That’s a lie. That is a lie. There’s been much worse. But I am trying to give you as much entertainment and just a few minutes. But anyway, as I was saying, okay, so here’s how the setup is gonna be. As you can already tell, right, there’s a timer. This is for the people who are on YouTube, right? When I say 3, two, 1, go, whatever. And I’m trying to like match as close as possible the timer that will make it [ __ ] be like, “All right.” and um match the playback of the actual anime. Okay. But I also have if you look don’t look very closely and to like you know it’s kind of pointless I’m even doing that. You know what I mean? It’s kind of pointless I’m even doing it like that. I might as well just get rid of it. But I do have a very small very ever so small version of this. But there’s no way you’re going to be able to see it. I guess I just have it like that so you can kind of get a reference of where I’m at. But don’t worry, as much as you know I pause, you know, my [ __ ] all the [ __ ] time, as much as you know how much I pause my [ __ ] don’t worry. This is actually going to be uh um one of those streams that I try not to do a lot of talking or yapping they call it. I’m not gonna try to do all that until after I watch both episodes, okay? So, don’t worry. I’m not gonna [ __ ] um do a lot of pausing and [ __ ] and whatnot. And uh yeah, give me a second. Okay. Anyway, so I’m not going to do all that. Uh but I did have that in the bottom just in case. And what I’m going to do also when I’m matching the start that when I hit the timer, I’m gonna try to stream on Discord. In fact, I’m gonna do it right now. Give me a second. This I really hope this setup ain’t going to be too much for this whole thing to fall apart. In fact, I kind of want to just leave this uh I do want to leave this [ __ ] room, but at the same time, I’m just doing this for entertainment purposes. Uh but anyway, look uh where my Discord at? Okay, there it is. So, I’m gonna hop on this Discord for anyone that wants to watch it through there. I mean, it is a talk box. You want to talk? Sure. But it’s my first time watching this, so don’t like Please don’t [ __ ] Can I make it private just in case? Uh give me a second. Maybe I could. Well, no. That would be pointless. Whatever. Look, I kind of trust you guys that uh I’ll just run this [ __ ] on here and then we’ll play it. All right. Um I’m just going to read the the the the chat right quick and uh we’ll again we’ll get started. Like I promise really rocky, but it we’ll get somewhere. I promise. Anyway, I’ll read the chat. So, we got X321E. Welcome back to the junkyard. This is going to be legendary. Tasha Sparkle. Welcome back to the junkyard. You scared me. Bowser Junior Fan, welcome back to the junkyard. Oj doing practice shots. Coupe Jones, welcome back to the junkyard. Uh, Abby Strong, welcome back to the junkyard. Power of imagination and warrior mentality. Alec Bum. Oh, [ __ ] We’re already getting somewhere. Nacho Libert, welcome back to the junkyard. I ain’t hear no gun. Okay, so yeah, the gun audio it it not it’s non-existent in this in this uh world in this gun range. I don’t know why. It’s pretty gay. Um, see justice. Welcome back to the junkyard. My bum got the desert eagle on him. Look, as much as everyone wants to [ __ ] be like if they want if the character wants a [ __ ] gun like the nostalgia creator wants is a little [ __ ] M1911. I just want a [ __ ] cheap ass high point. I want a high point. I want a $100 pistol that matches how much of a bum he is. Uh, let’s go. When we’ll see some axle. I don’t know. I want some axle. Bro, you’re right. See, now you’re all up in my [ __ ] I don’t know when he’s gonna happen. Uh, I think OG M Bum smells nice. You think I don’t want no nice [ __ ] Got to the dry. Welcome back to the junkyard. Tadashi says I’m going to put on my perfume. Uh, you mean cologne? Anyway, I’m kidding. I don’t [ __ ] care. All right, now I’m caught up. So, let me see how this is going to happen with me running this [ __ ] um in the Discord. Uh, where is it? And then I’m gonna um do share screen. So for anyone that tries to watch it through the Discord if they want to uh if they never seen it before, I’m going try to, you know, fit that billet and make it possible. But my PC is probably really angry with me right now. I think my PC is absolutely [ __ ] angry with me right now. So anyway, [Music] um, yeah, my PC is mad, but I don’t care. We pause the preview to save your resources. Oh, okay, cool. All right, guys. Where’s my timer at? Where’s my timer at? I had it. I just had it. Oh, wait. I see it. So, like I said, I’m not going to pause until I do a second run through of the episodes, and then we’ll do all the yapping and [ __ ] Um, all right, guys. This is my first time doing both Discord and this, so, you know, a big old countdown for those that are finally ready to hear me react to the basically the end of the anime essentially. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 two one and go. [Music] [Music] [Laughter] Oh, it’s a A time tripper, not a time traveler. His ability known as What the [ __ ] Oh, my bad. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Okay. Well, that’s interesting. [Music] Break the shadows and [Music] discord away screaming. [Music] Still no bridges to my face. [Music] I hate this dang song so [ __ ] bad. I’m trying not to like do a lot of talking. I’m trying to set this up where I can see this better on my part. I [ __ ] hate this song so goddamn much. It sounds worse than [ __ ] [Music] Everyone like this sounds so much [ __ ] worse than [ __ ] um smell of the [Music] game. Whatever, man. I like I’m just trying to [ __ ] watch this [ __ ] so I can be done with it. But it looks like uh Sin got all [ __ ] pissed off, right? and Uniga got all [ __ ] up and [Music] humans. Oh no. Much better. Oh, so they do have the stupid ass little chip thing. There we go. Everyone’s getting all by the news. [Music] [Music] Oh, damn. Oh, now [ __ ] what? [Applause] Ew. Sorry. foreign [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Music] teach how to use his power. [Music] We failed Fore [Music] [Music] a man’s wrist nations military forces. [Music] Ah, much [Music] better. [Music] Fore! Foreign! Foreign! [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] You mean grandson? Yeah. Yeah, they [Music] are. Yeah, he shot. Wait, I thought he shot himself. I thought Saw bad guy shot himself even though he’s got no business doing so. I thought for some reason the anime would pull some dumb [ __ ] but no, he actually shot in. Holy [ __ ] that’s kind of funny. Yeah, I guess up here. Oh my [Music] goch. [Music] Fore speech. Who’s that? [Applause] [Music] Wait, is that happened in a separate timeline? Now I’m completely conf I [ __ ] hate that time traveling is again this stupid [ __ ] Whatever. Okay. All right. Now I get it. Now I get it. S and wake up. Sir, speech speech. [Music] For those that are brand new, um I’m streaming this on Discord and I’m also doing on YouTube. And I’m going to replay this. I’m going to replay all of this and do like a What? Oh, did he get controlled? I’m trying to figure this out. Oh no, my hand. Oh, my hand’s [Music] gone. My timer going off. It’s gone. It’s [Music] Gosh, [ __ ] damn it. I think I missed some really crucial point cuz now everything’s all [ __ ] up. [Music] Yeah, I know. I completely wasn’t paying attention. I’m not going to lie, cuz uh I was looking at my setup making sure it was good. I didn’t know they was talking about [ __ ] whatever. I’mma keep watching. [Music] Wait, what? [Applause] What the [ __ ] [Music] [Music] What the [ __ ] is this? Okay, this is kind of [ __ ] Father [Music] They really couldn’t think of anything else cuz it feel like he was like an alien [Music] original. I like how they’re like, “Hey, Mah did the move that you guys are used to seeing. She did the thing where she stops the ground and a Mac comes up like yes, no [ __ ] Keep jiggling keys in front of my face every time this type of [ __ ] [Music] Oh [ __ ] he’s doing Baron R. If you lost all your powers, flame dro some of this [ __ ] should be burning ass. Did he really hurt? This is so [Music] [Music] [Music] What the hell? Do something. Don’t just stand there. Hey, at least do that. Yeah. Use your giant tits to like cushion his wall. See, now these animators are actually trying. These animators are actually trying. This does look like [Music] She makes you up. [Music] Where the [ __ ] has Johnny been the entire time? [Music] in this can [Music] [Music] [Music] Oh yeah, he did the thing. He even dude, he even ended it like Samurai Showdown. That’s interesting. Why can’t Johnny do the move where he literally can cut like an entire area all at once? like he did in Exile. [Music] Of course, they have three points. It’s like when you make your enemy too overpowered, the only way you can make it make sense is give them a weak point that you got to find. Like it’s [ __ ] House of the Dead or some [ __ ] It’s so stupid, man. Like there’s got to be a weakness in every single person, but not like like you [ __ ] hit this specific target. Hit Eno’s [ __ ] right hand. Like why why is that even a thing? And his whole like the ultimate final boss design [ __ ] that I look at where he’s this [ __ ] Dan Dan Dan alien [ __ ] [Music] This is so [Music] stupid. Oh boy. I feel like I definitely need a drink after that. That’s so stupid. Yeah. No, I’m getting mad because there’s a like I got the setup going and this block just completely gave up on me for no [ __ ] reason. It gave up on me for no reason. Okay. Anyway, is there like an after credits or some [ __ ] [Music] No, there isn’t. Okay. Nope. Anyway, all right. Now, it’s a good time to take a [ __ ] break because my eyes hurt and I’m gonna like take this uh take this um thing off for a second. But yeah, um right now I think all of my setup is like [ __ ] up. It It kind of is. the timer didn’t go off. And then when I’m looking at Discord, um when I’m looking at Discord, it sits there and it’s telling me your stream is still running. Oh, wait. It’s a preview. So, I’m still good. The pre It’s just a preview. Hopefully, for everybody else that’s trying to watch this in uh uh the Discord, you can still see like the paused version of the map. in the beginning, right? But yeah, no, my timer didn’t my timer didn’t Why did it stop? I didn’t put stop on it. All right. Well, if you’re going to do that, then I’m I’m pissed off. Oh, wait. It was going. What the [ __ ] [Music] dude? Gosh damn it. What’s going on? Why? Why? Why? Why? Oh boy. Well, I’m not gonna try to like I’m not gonna rage too hard. Don’t worry. I told myself like after that whole stupid stream I did from before, I’m going to try to like be more chill, but Guilty Gift drop still sucks and it deserves none of my chill. Uh yeah, I have quite a bit to say, but you know what I want to do? I want to uh talk about it obviously, but yeah, right now my setup is kind of [ __ ] up. And um guys, just just bear with me. I don’t know why it’s being like this cuz I guess when I click away when I click away from the [ __ ] screen, it makes the timer then stop moving, which is [ __ ] [Music] Uh, so yeah, I’m sorry that this is all screwed up right now. I mean, hopefully if anything, can you see all of the uh can can you hear at least all of the [ __ ] that was going off? Because the least I can do is that if it’s going to be a watch along where it’s still mostly kind of up to you instead of just me to watch it along with me, then um the least I can do is give you audio of where of what’s happening. I know it’s Japanese, but guys, give me a second. Like seriously, my eyes are killing me. But it’s not bad. It’s just that I’m looking at so many different things at once. Let me uh just get my bearings back, dude. Okay. Oh, [ __ ] hell. I have a lot to say about this um episode. Uh let me at least just watch the sequence explaining where the [ __ ] like Unica came from because apparently this episode really is stupid. as far as finally explaining where she came from at the like at like the last second and just like a few mere moments of talking about it. But let me just play this [ __ ] like one more time. Hell, wait, hold on. Is even my [ __ ] like running? Whatever. Whatever. [ __ ] it. Look, I’m tired of like trying to troubleshoot in front of you guys. Let me just go to the part where like Yeah. Where did she come from? Okay. Anyway, yeah, this is Axel getting knocked out by this dude because apparently he can get like brainwashed and I guess like what did he use Axel to like time travel or some [ __ ] That’s what I’m confused by actually. Wait, no. No, that does explain the part why Axel was like trapped like he was being like he was about to get like rape tortured or some [ __ ] and like the episode that did show him off. Uh that was something that I do remember that. So that that makes sense why he was like restrained out of nowhere. Okay. So, what does it say about [ __ ] Unica? Yeah, I don’t care about that. Humans are tossed about by chance, such as the law of this world. I from far above has sees control of fate itself. Salvation upon this world. [ __ ] Now here’s Undica. And then he like kicks the [ __ ] out of her. He kicks the [ __ ] out of her. Holy [ __ ] bro. She got kicked twice. She’s literally a [ __ ] soccer ball. My [ __ ] thumbnail that I made where it was like runo soccer with like sin kicking Unica. That should have taken off, but whatever. I don’t care. This don’t deserve any kudos. The abominable gear Dizzy left behind an egg before her death. So she [Music] what daughter born from inherited her cursed potential. A monster that defies the purity of human blood. Yeah, cuz she’s half gay or whatever. [Music] state to show [Music] [Music] mercy. Yeah. Okay. So, I get it now. All right, guys. Well, I’m sorry that this didn’t look as cool visually doing this watch along and my timer isn’t working and also it’s just I can’t like multitask too well. So, I don’t know why my timer didn’t work. Um, look, I I’ll I’ll talk about this later, I guess. Let’s just watch the second uh episode. But before I do, if these people are still here in the junkyard, then we have some special intros for you [ __ ] in the junkyard. Yes, sir. Come on. Give me my [ __ ] my handbag because we got Oh, wait a minute. I I think I’ve seen you before. I think I have seen you before. Have I? No, I didn’t. We got a new [ __ ] in the junkyard. We got a new watcher here. God damn. Damn dog. Oh, you got an apple. Shake your ass. We got Oh, inform informat Oh, informatical. Oh, in informatical. Oh, Informatico. Welcome to the junkyard. I hope you enjoy that dumb sequence of dog nuts in your face. Uh, welcome to the junkyard. It is a pleasure to meet you. Um, but Guilty Gear Strap sucks. I don’t have all my emotes together, but yes, uh, I I do Guilty Gear content kind of and uh uh mostly and then do other [ __ ] Strafe sucks. Hey, uh, oh, Informatica earlier said, “When is Lucy going to show up and save everyone?” Um, soon. Louis 3000 Martinez, welcome back to the junkyard. Wish I could have seen you’re on watch. Oh, you’re you’re like what? on guard duty or some [ __ ] right? He’s streaming it in the junkyard chat. Axel gets date raped. That Nerdville [ __ ] slipped a roofy in his drink. Yeah, I know. My timer’s [ __ ] up. I’m sorry, man. But uh yeah, this is quite [ __ ] But look, I’m trying to keep this entertaining, keep it rolling here since I burnt up a lot of time making y’all wait. I just wish that this [ __ ] thing would stop being [ __ ] like the timer and everything and [ __ ] But anyway, look, let me go now into the next episode. Stuck [ __ ] in my bed. Oh, what the [ __ ] the [ __ ] was that? Oh [ __ ] Yeah, I forgot I am in the talk box. Someone said something. But yeah, don’t worry. We’re moving on to the next. I said I just took a [ __ ] in my pants, bro. [ __ ] you like you need to take a [ __ ] Go take a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] go take a [ __ ] Go take a [ __ ] You never seen that video. You can’t tell me what to do either cuz we stank ass buzz over here. All right. Hey, look look look. I’m trying to like I’mma get through this next episode and then like uh I’ll do all the talking and [ __ ] and rewinding as much as you want to see. But uh anyway, episode seven. No, I ain’t here to say this, man. I just wanted to say this, man. I’m a bumb [ __ ] I ain’t got no time for this dual rule of [ __ ] Oh, don’t worry. That’s why like I’m not even trying to talk too much about it this time. I’m just trying to literally watch this [ __ ] and then be like, “All right, I’m caught up.” And yeah, just just watch just to say you watched it. Wait, what? Watching this just to say you watch it. Yeah, I’m just trying to watch it to say I watch it. Yeah. No, that’s really like I said it before, but like Yeah, I It is paining. It’s it’s it took me so long to [ __ ] get into wanting to watch the other episodes because it really did feel like a chore trying to like watch it like something you don’t like. Like it kind of feels like a chore to play Scribe if I needed to for any any reason, right? Just to support like justifying like my dislike towards it. So, that’s like what uh that’s what you see here. All right. Um I’m gonna uh start the All right. Where’s my timer at? Okay. Let me just All right, boy. All right, boys. I smell some real real fresh soup outside, so I got to go got to go to my bum duties, man. You crazy as hell, boy. Okay, so Yeah, I’m sorry. This is all [ __ ] up. Look, I changed up the timer on the bottom right. It looks shittier, but I know uh I’m just trying to literally match what the [ __ ] I’m struggling to get going here. Look, let’s just let’s just start this [ __ ] and I hope it doesn’t [ __ ] give out on me. All right, I got the other episode up now. So, I’m starting the most recent episode of Guilty Strive Dual Rulers in 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 go. [Music] [Music] How did he [Music] master bro? Like like it’s so convenient, man. It’s so convenient, right? Okay, give me a second. This is distracting. This intro, it distracts me. I hate it so much. Okay, so it’s so convenient that time travel and future hopping, you know, going into past [ __ ] Time traveling is such an overused trope in so many [ __ ] shows that seeing it happen literally three times now because you have Axel being a time traveler, then Eno came out to be a time traveler, but they were cleverly done, right? But now you’re telling me that this [ __ ] happens again with [ __ ] Unica being involved. And now this dude, right, Nerdville, he’s over here [ __ ] now telling me that. Yeah, of course I mastered like using these gear cells to become the ultimate warrior that looks literally like any [ __ ] alien from the anime Dan Dan or Dan to Dan Dan Dan or whatever the [ __ ] it’s called. Um, and I’m just like annoyed looking at how it just feels like a lot of what I did see like when Johnny did his super on one of the aliens and found the weak point [ __ ] and uh it did like the Samurai Showdown like reference whatever. Like I guess that was kind of cool, but they’re doing anything they can now to like make you act like that this is such a great show all of the sudden like at the last second because Guilty Gear Strive Oh my gosh. I’m sorry guys. I didn’t mean to pause it. It’s still caught up though. It’s still caught up kind of. All right, let me turn this back up. [Music] Guys, you might want to fast forward about 7 seconds. That’s how far I’m behind. Is the discord is the discord running the episode? Oh no, now all the characters are going to now [ __ ] act like they they could have helped all along and [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] Okay, I guess they had this super super big ass move they didn’t do. Hey, where the [ __ ] the [ __ ] is that? Y’all better not be getting a hard on from that. No, they’re they’re breathing hard. Oh, they’re tired. Oh. Oh, I’m going to go and I’m going to Seriously, let me let me let me check. Okay, there you go. It is running so y’all can still watch it. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Okay. She He She literally said, “Okay.” And what the [ __ ] is he doing here? Bro, I’m about to pause this [ __ ] Gosh [ __ ] damn it. Like, this is so [ __ ] lame. [Music] stupid as [ __ ] Like saying basic ass [ __ ] nonsensical uh hopeful anime character [ __ ] You know what’s kind of funny? Even for in this shot, in this specific shot right here, it looked like Bridget actually looks more boyish than ever before. Like that’s the boyish I’ve actually seen and heard his voice. Okay. So, what the [ __ ] is this? [Music] [Applause] I’m afraid they’re not using this [ __ ] again. That’s an explosive. Yeah, that magic. That’s supposed to be like explosives, ain’t it? From Guilty Drive. [Music] Whatever. I like how Guilty Gear is slow has has slowly lost its magical like metal looking [ __ ] aesthetic. It just looks all futuristic now. It looks like typical generic futuristic [ __ ] design. [Music] [Music] Like I’m sorry that like I’m not moving too much here in the VR chat where I’m just watching. But um are y’all like is everything looking good outside? Is it all caught up and [ __ ] Yeah, that’s kind of like lame. You didn’t lock your [ __ ] door for basically to what what what we see. She could be a terrorist still. [Music] [Music] [Music] She feels guilty. Get it? Guilty gear. What a boring character. This is what I’m talking about. Like, I get her whole point is to feel all guilty and feel bad for whatever the [ __ ] she’s about to do and strive, which is even worse. But she has no character. Unica has nothing to work with in like eight episodes. You’re human. Oh, bridge is supposed to like help me. I hope your ass gets [ __ ] [Music] killed. Unig is going to save her. Wait, did she get rock? Did she get her [ __ ] rocked? Did she get her [ __ ] rocked? Did he get his [ __ ] My bad. I said see. Did he get his [ __ ] rocked? Did he get [ __ ] up? Yeah. Yeah. [Laughter] Holy [ __ ] I didn’t think they’re going to do that. Now, now Udico is going to be like, I got to make something work. [Music] [Music] You know what? I kind of want to do a recap anyway after this. Like make one like anyway, but it’s going to be [ __ ] short. So stupid. So now now she’s going to do like give a [ __ ] because of Bridget. So stupid. [Music] Oh, dude. This is [Music] hard. Hey, she’s and they’re copying the same exact [ __ ] that they did at Exar. You know the game that they say they’re going to destroy describe this is so [ __ ] guys. You know what? Give me a second, man. I can’t actually Now this suit. Oh, tentacle porn. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Guys, look. I I a lot’s [Music] happening. Look, I want to pause this so [ __ ] bad. I want to pause this so [ __ ] bad, dude. This is such [Music] ass. They literally copy. They literally copy exactly the same thing that they did, amplifying a beam off of somebody else into whatever target they’re trying to [Music] hit. Like I knew it was going to be [ __ ] I kind of got spoiled, but I didn’t [Music] actually see that [Music] coming. Well, is that how gears work all of a sudden? Cuz you know, gears still are essentially like they’re supposed to be indestructible almost to a [ __ ] to no fault. There is no fault in a way a gear can be. That’s why soul bad guy can’t really [Music] die. Guys, my head hurts and not because of these this VR set. My head is actually hurting from them actually trying to now give Unico a reason to do that. This is such dog. [Music] You didn’t let these [ __ ] people evacuate still. Do you got an idea, Sin? Do you got an idea? Damn. Is that No, there’s no way it’s I know it’s not actually [Applause] him. It’s the gears. They’re pissed off at them. I beat you. So, he’s commanding the [Music] game to [Music] [Music] fight. This is This is so stupid. What’s with this like [ __ ] like your your 11th sense [ __ ] What’s with this 11th sense [ __ ] Like tap into your inner senses and I got to see a naked body of sin in a silhouette. [Music] She was secret. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] That’s a whole ass face. [Music] That’s a whole ass [ __ ] face right there. Oh, come on. Bro, can you can these [ __ ] people think of something that as much as everything’s a reference and [ __ ] can they like stop referencing everything? We get it. You’re unoriginal, bro. Roose with these [ __ ] slideshows. Are you serious? Am I Am I lagging? No, I’m not. That’s That’s a whole That’s all they did. The slideshow. [Music] They didn’t animate any of this [ __ ] did they? [Music] They didn’t animate any. Okay, that’s animated. cuz it’s just the main gear of their horse. [Music] [Music] Dude, are you [ __ ] serious? They didn’t animate half of this entire [ __ ] [Music] You know what he should do? He should do fight. He should do instant kill. Oh, wait. They don’t do instant kills in Strive. [Music] Wouldn’t there be a [ __ ] time paradox? I feel like there’s I’m noticing some time paradoxes now that I see a animate. They just everything’s a [ __ ] PNG. [Music] Oh, now I’m going to animate. [Music] [Music] Why couldn’t you literally do this like throughout all your [Music] episodes? Why does the moon have to look exactly like Legend of Zelda? This is so stupid. Oh my gosh. whole montage of everyone and how they’re all struggling. Oh my gosh. And then we got a new form of hell. I wonder who it could be. Going to be Kai. Going to be Dizzy. Yeah, it is. Our hearts remain connected. A the power of anime, the power of friendship, the power of all our hearts combined. Oh, wow. Hey, that was eager. Oh. Oh. The [ __ ] is this? What the [ __ ] sequence was that? What? What? What? What? How you going to overly animate the entire sequence of trying to show off all your characters and then be like the final bit of frame that’s supposed to make me captivated even more and wait for the next episode is Sin just kind of doing [ __ ] in air, flying into some hole. [Music] This is so [ __ ] cool. [Music] No [Music] worries. I know. [Music] I don’t [Music] sh I just want y’all to know it was nice knowing y’all. Anyway, look. So, as I was saying, right, um, this sucks. This really sucks, man. Um, I uh have quite a bit to say, especially since I made myself like, you know, literally have a whole ass just I I had to really catch up all at once. But this really [ __ ] blew just corny, dude. This this this whole experience was just corny and unoriginal. Everything about guilty gestive in this episode, Dual Rulers, reminds me of how truly unoriginal that it feels like that they because it’s not like I’m saying you can’t have references and [ __ ] or you can’t, you know, base your [ __ ] off of certain things, but be more clever than make, for example, your [ __ ] main antagonist look like [ __ ] Dan Dan, Right? You’re making a character look like Dan Dan, right? Aliens, and then you make that same [ __ ] turn into the moon from Legend of Zelda, Majora’s Mask. Are you serious? Like, is this really what you’re going to be? Like, what else can we work with here instead of this [ __ ] Um, the power of friendship is what’s made everybody all of a sudden look where the [ __ ] is everybody else that should matter. Where’s the the assassins? Where’s Batman Delilah? Where’s Testament? I know Testament like died kind of, right? Or did he die die die? I don’t [ __ ] know. Uh, where’s Naguryuki in all of this? I know they’re trying to make their own thing, but with so many of the characters feeling like they are involved, like hell, where’s May? Where was May? Where is FA? Where’s Gold’s Dick? He’s literally the secretary of defense defending, you know, the the the the country from Dan Dan alien majora mask moons people. Where’s Anie? Aren’t anie biking [ __ ] Sorry to be repulsive, but I mean, aren’t they together? Um, what is this anymore? What is this anime anymore? They can’t even give me like even where I’m supposed to truly feel for Unika in such a short amount of time. They literally are trying to now make me be like, “Oh, now Unica truly has found something that she can fight for.” And it’s Bridge getting his ass beat. That is funny. All right, that’s hilarious. Oh [ __ ] I was supposed to stop this timer. Man, I suck at doing this [ __ ] guys. I really do. But for the most part, just know that now it’s it’s about that time where I can kind of do like a recap. Not like a recap recap, but I’m going to go back uh on some stuff and just watch it again. But like, damn, that was bad. Um, let me just check the stream and let me just check some other stuff. Uh, I’ll play some some some Wait. Oh, [ __ ] Wait a minute. I forgot I’m in Discord, right? Am I in Discord? Oh, never mind. Well, I guess that’s it. Y’all Yeah, y’all left. Yeah, y’all [ __ ] bounced. I don’t blame y’all. I’m not trying to uh um keep you if you got somewhere to be, but I will have quite a bit to say. I I I was like forgot I was in a talk box and like you guys could talk to me and [ __ ] Yeah, I forgot about that. I’m sorry. Um but if you I’m gonna be in it, I guess, still if you wanted to say something, but right now I’m gonna just try to do this, I guess. Oh man, I wish it was so much easier to like navigate with this thing on my head, but it’s not. Just bear with me, guys. Please bear with me because what I want to do now is have some Guilty Gear music being played and then like I’ll just do like the big big [ __ ] the big takeaways from Um, these two episodes I’m going to try to cover as fast as possible and then do like a better recap later on at some point, especially for the final episode. Here guys, give me a second. I’m actually just going to like take this off right quick and then just give you Guilty Gear music to listen to and um just talk about this [ __ ] hole. All right, there we go. Man, I was supposed to Whatever. I’m not thirsty or nothing. I’m just focused on this. This is kind of a shoddy stream, but it’s fine. We all [ __ ] up. Let me try to do some magic from my spot right here. Um, no, I can’t do it. I can’t do it. I can’t do it. Just bear with me, guys. Please, if you got something to say in the chat, say so now and I’ll read it. Uh, there we go. Okay. Yeah. Anyway, where’s my [ __ ] There it is. Okay, there we go. Now, obviously, I’m not going to show a lot of this [ __ ] and I’m going to mute some of this stuff and, you know, I guess kind of clean up on it. Um, you know, I’m I’m just going to do a new window. I’m going to do a new window. I’m not going to use that one. I’m gonna use this. There we go. All right. Okay, guys. Let me see if I can work with this now. Um Oh, wait. I can’t interact with this. There we go. Oh, it’s not letting me [ __ ] This sucks. Sorry, guys. Whatever. Yeah. See, this it’s so hard to like stream 3D for many reasons. Look, where’s the original episode at or the the older episode? Oh my gosh. Free. Okay, whatever. I don’t I don’t even know what to do anymore. I’m just All right, I’m ready. So anyway, look, I think that there has been quite a like this entire time of me watching this stream or this uh these episodes of Dual Rulers. It genuinely feels like it is the most rushed attempt to introduce um Unica and [ __ ] um this new character, this new bad guy that I’m like, bro, who the wherever the [ __ ] he is, everything that he was doing shouldn’t really felt like it was actually a big deal to bring up at all in the actual main story line because again, this [ __ ] is playing with gears and [ __ ] even though gears are supposed to be heavily fra laying dormant and that I don’t know it just feels like that he shouldn’t be getting away with trying to somehow surpass being even bigger and better and more and so much stronger than what humanity humanity managed to surpass through rigorous research and effort put into making the ultimate weapon is what I’m saying. So, with that being said, it just feels like this [ __ ] here, whatever his [ __ ] name is, Nerdville, Nardville, whatever the [ __ ] Yeah, [ __ ] this dude. Like, it’s not like I don’t It just he’s just a another badly forced main villain character that we got to work with to to see. And it just feels so forced. It feels so rushed, you know, like you can find a a character so much more despicable, right? this Bikin, you know, because Bikin over here, she she wanted to fight and kill Batman so bad. Then she went to kill Happy Chaos that bad or whoever that ruined her life, and now she’s gonna try to lash out on this out of nowhere, out of pocket villain that just, oh, I was secretly [ __ ] you know, making something just so much better than actual gear cells that can make me a literal god. You’re So, okay. Wait then. Are you trying to tell me you can now show up [ __ ] Oscar? Are you telling me you can show up Asuka? Are you telling me you can show up like now Dizzy and all that [ __ ] There’s just no way. It has just been it is meant to be that gears are the ultimate life form. How the [ __ ] all of a sudden you’re secretly making something even better more more over the top than that when that was basically you know [ __ ] open the you know that’s Oenheimer can’t even out do that. So, who the [ __ ] is this nobody? The story even said that. Yeah. No, we tried to reject um all of your efforts of saying that we need to like call out all all the gears and squash them and [ __ ] you know, but I just don’t think he has enough [ __ ] ammunition. But Oh, yeah. And that’s what I was trying to say earlier, by the way, because him being able to just find out how to do this [ __ ] in the [ __ ] future makes it even dumber. And that it’s just I’m so sick of the whole time traveling trope, making up being the excuse as to why this dude can just be like coming back into the present time out of nowhere and say, “I’m God now.” And then turn into [ __ ] [ __ ] Dane to Dane aliens and [ __ ] It’s so stupid cuz I need to actually see and know what exactly made this [ __ ] guy all of a sudden better than apparently Dizzy for what it sounds like. Oh man, he just took gear cells and just amped him up and made him even better. So yeah, [ __ ] this dude. Genuinely stupid. Now you’re making bike and be all like, “Oh yeah, [ __ ] I’m I finally got a reason to really go back to being the blood [ __ ] bloodthirsty killer I used I once was. And yeah, this is so stupid. Like this main character, this main villain. It sound definitely sounds like someone who is trying to make not only an OC character, but an OC villain counterpart to this whole thing. Yeah. You know, Undica is like another gear and she’s also have gear, but she’s like cool and she can ride on her hover bike and stuff. I still cannot I am not going to put it past anybody that it was a joke, but that had to been literally what happened still to this day. I think someone made an OC character and RX is just being all kind and [ __ ] to throw him in this [ __ ] game and try to act like it was going to work when nothing ever works for such a convoluted [ __ ] franchise. you. And now here we are, right? Looking at this dude transform into Danto Dan aliens and he’s talking about my body has transcended human limits, gone beyond the ears and I’m like this is [ __ ] stupid. How? Soul bad guy should immediately be like all over that [ __ ] like how did you how? Please tell me. I like to know. I was part of that research. How the [ __ ] do you There should have been even more exposition as soul being able to figure out how the [ __ ] did this guy surpass even what well what I was I was there’s just no way. There’s no [ __ ] way. [Music] I’m already Yeah, don’t worry. I’m about to read the chat in a little bit, but I just one last thing I wanted to say until I read the chat is Yeah. I know. This is just I [ __ ] hate this. This was the worst design I’ve seen for a creature for something that’s supposed to be otherworldly in the world of Guilty Gear because now this genuinely feels like like just a blend of like the House of the Dead type of [ __ ] like creating the ultimate life form Resident Evil [ __ ] with just look how cartoony he looks. I can’t take this guy seriously. He is the ultimate life form. Look at him. Look at him. This ain’t it. Who said that this was green lit? Who green lit? Oh my gosh. My gosh. My gosh. My gosh. All right. Well, I think this really it to say for now because I want to read the chat. I’mma bring the chat closer. Is that a [ __ ] ad I hear? Are those mustaches? Yeah. [ __ ] you. Ditch the rough scrubs that just Gosh damn it. I don’t get [Music] paid. Okay. Anyway, yeah, this is All right. So, anyway, let me read the chat right quick. Um, so my [ __ ] Let me just Yeah, let me read what you got. Ni, also thanks for like backing me up and uh letting people know I was streaming and stuff. I know it was a really shoddy stream. Um, my timer didn’t even [ __ ] work, but thanks for just sticking through and through. Uh, C just says, “Oh yeah, because he was talking to me earlier like [ __ ] reasons why.” Everything was just all over the place. Become Cyberpunk 2077. That’s what it’s starting to feel like. Abby Strong says, “You mean you don’t like the new character who’s the equivalent of a drywall?” Bro, drywall has more personality than Unica. Shut up. Yeah. All of a sudden she’s got a person personality after after Bridging his [ __ ] robbed. that I thought they weren’t going to let that happen. I thought Unico was going to finally cuz you know their poster boy can’t be hurt. But now we really got to feel bad. Now we really got to feel bad for Bridget now. Like this is what I’m saying. This sucks. This [ __ ] sucks. Even when I’m laughing and I’m just like, “Haha, serves you right for getting your [ __ ] rocked.” That still means that we now have to give this [ __ ] the attention to the point that your ultimate OC character that is now making a huge debut in Guilty Strive in its entirety now gets to have a personality because again of Bridget. So she Utica couldn’t even genuinely [ __ ] have right any incentive to be more than what she was without Bridget. That’s how much I can’t [ __ ] stand Bridget. They now use Bridget even as a way to give people character development. Like stop with this whole you got to find the shape of you. You got to find the shape of you. You gota Find out what makes you you. You gota like, bro, where’s my gun at? Where’s my [ __ ] gun at? I I will take the [ __ ] gun. And when you talk like that, it just makes me want to [ __ ] you know what I’m saying? Like, it’s just stupid. Anyway, [ __ ] bang. Wait, give me my gun back. [ __ ] bang bang. Oh [ __ ] No. No. Oh, that was close. Bang. Bang. Bang. I accidentally clicked on some more of this [ __ ] Anyway, look. I’m sorry. Uh, let’s keep reading [ __ ] Um, says you holding a sign saying, “Our expectations were low, but holy [ __ ] I just hate how inconsistent it felt. It started with a simple question. Oh my gosh. I have a pet peeve about ads. I need to have ad blockers, but I just hate that I I thought that this was supposed to be a an ad free soundtrack from what it’s supposed to look like, and I keep getting my ass. So, anyway, look. Um Oh [ __ ] I’m just not just hurry up with this [ __ ] and and get to the point. Um, my expectations felt like it was being dragged through all over the [ __ ] place. And I’m just like annoyed that when something looks good for that split moment, something looks good for that split moment, right? And then they just completely go right back to what they’re doing, which is the slideshows, steel shots, and just moving a still shot around. You know what I mean? That’s all they [ __ ] do. My expectation would then be raised out of nowhere. Then they go then they go right back into doing all this [ __ ] that they were notorious for doing throughout the entire time. because they’re even following the trope of how is it that you know your first episode is the most animated. Well, it’s because they’re trying to like captivate people to watch their series. Then it just stopped trying and then because like the budget just went somewhere. It must have just crawled up someone’s someone’s ass to stop giving, you know, the [ __ ] storyboard artist, the artistes, the animators the the incentive, the drive to want to keep doing this [ __ ] And bro, anyway, I’m sorry. I’m just annoyed. This whole thing still sucks. [ __ ] Yeah. Abby says they’re doing the whole still frame with damage thing. Yes, they still do that. Abby says, “By the way, Kai and Dizzy were in the cut dome since episode one and it only just now came out. Damn, those Yeah, like we’re now all of a sudden they want to come back out and [ __ ] fight and be like, “Oh yeah, we’re we’re so proud of you, Kyle. man, we’re so proud of you. And it’s like, oh, mom, dad, where the [ __ ] were you the entire time like [ __ ] was going south if this was just all of a sudden you could just knock them out? Um, by the way, remember how you almost blew up my ass because you were trying to blow your ass up to freeze yourselves in that little crowd state? Yeah, [ __ ] you too, Mad. Abby says, “Where the [ __ ] is EA? He’s basically an omnisense V. Where’s anybody? [Music] Seriously, where’s Crow? Where’s Raven? Where’s Asuka? Where’s [ __ ] Leopold? Where’s Where’s all the characters that we literally had the entire time? Just, you know, they mattered. Where’s Judgement? I’m just saying, man. It’s just Guilty Gear as a series. As much as I love at this point, just the whole at least universe mostly put together. Mostly half somewhat put together because I’m not going to lie. That’s it. That’s it, guys. Well, I can’t take this [ __ ] no more. There’s got to be a like a long track of this entire thing. Like one like hours long. [ __ ] And if not, then I don’t know what to do. I just hate ads, dude. I know I should be doing something about it, obviously, to fix it, but the last time I did this, it didn’t actually Wait, someone said they wanted Axel music. Okay, I know who it was, by the way. They want Axel music so bad. Not gonna lie, I do like uh uh Axel’s theme song and Exar and uh Ax and Core. I mean, I hope you can also hear it too because damn. Okay. Anyway, [Music] um, as much as I like this whole series, I’m so tired of having to [ __ ] feel like there’s so many loose ends, and I just don’t want Strive to be the [ __ ] game to try to all of a sudden hem up all of those frayed [ __ ] missing pieces of the story. How are you gonna fit back in all the characters that Dysky literally [ __ ] wasn’t even there for half the time when Ax and Core came out and [ __ ] He wasn’t part of that whole process of Ax and Core’s development. He shows back up when they wanted to add in uh Guilty Gear Vast stage. Where the [ __ ] is anybody anymore, dude? I really am just getting annoyed that all the potential potentiality of all these characters being brought into one massive like endgame type of thing. No, instead we just keep adding more and more like in between stories that how the [ __ ] did that make sense, right? during that setting or time period for the story line of Guilty Gear. And then why do we have to keep adding even more story on top of something that’s already done or complete while you literally have so many loose ends? Like the main main villain still being around happy chaos still living around here somewhere just saying like, “Yeah, I just I’m like, bro, someone kill that dude.” Anyway, man, like this is all frustrating. Uh, let’s see here. Teddashi Sparkle says, “My bird already said it’s a pain.” What are you talking [Music] about? Uh, what’s this? It’s one of those at best anime every normally sucks off telling telling us the best since. Yeah, it’s some [ __ ] that came out. I mean, it’s not bad, but it’s definitely it feels like it is trying to appeal to not just to people who already watch anime, but like it doesn’t do [ __ ] in like a normy normie sense. It It’s already trying to It was already like a story from before. It’s all right. [ __ ] looks like that ant thing from solo leveling. Bowser J fan. I’ve never seen Soul 11, by the way. Uh, dude literally already sounds like a poorly written character. Reminds me of um King Goomba from Dragon Ball Diamond. I’ve never watched uh Dragon Ball Diamond. Yeah, that’s your Axel thing. Storm from Siri. Oh [ __ ] Red, welcome back to the junkyard. Tall box open for entering ore. Should be. I’m just trying to catch up on the chat. If you are in VR chat, go get in axle mode, man. You really want this axle [ __ ] huh? Abby Strong says, “YouTube does play ads on the uploaders can only put balls in.” Ah, anyway. Yeah, top should be open. Yeah, it should be open. So anyway, but I can’t help but just look at this [ __ ] and yeah, there’s good sequences here and there like the entire time. Uh, also what’s the [ __ ] What’s this [ __ ] [ __ ] sitting there getting mind controlled or I guess getting brainwashed by this dude and somehow in the next episode I guess they [ __ ] some somehow did enough to where Axel was like, “Oh yeah, I uh thanks for [ __ ] doing what you did. You now unfreed me. I guess I’m getting raped tortured.” Uh oh wait, did someone just jump in? Oh [ __ ] Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. No, the top box is open now for anyone want to be in and [ __ ] But yeah, um quite a lot happening within like two episodes and it just genuinely feels like the experience was rushed to [ __ ] Um I just don’t really [ __ ] feel like they’re just sitting there w like this whole place blowing up and [ __ ] I know someone keeps jumping in and out. I’m just going through trying to still kind of do like what I saw that kind of was like, haha. Yeah, this part right here. It’s like they were trying to be like, hey, do you remember Samurai Showdown? Well, guess what? Johnny does the thing that Bikin does in Samurai Showdown. Watch. And I’m just like, bro, come on, guys. you’re you need to be a little bit more creative than this instead of making everything a call out. But whatever here, wait. Uh, okay. Anyway, yeah, this entire thing is just Wait, where’s my [ __ ] There it is. Oh [ __ ] Wait, music stop. My bad. There we go. Now, there’s not really much else to say because like the next episode, a lot was happening. I do obviously want to cover this part though, which made me laugh a lot. Nothing made me laugh more than this sequence of Bridget all of a sudden giving this [ __ ] Unica a reason to now act like she gives a [ __ ] Oh, it doesn’t want to connect. I don’t know. I’m not doing anything weird. I had people here earlier literally trying to [ __ ] watch and connect with me and it it works. It works. But yeah. No, I’m just like looking at this whole thing. Wait, where’s my mouse at? Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Uh, where’s my There we go. Yeah, this whole fight, this whole thing was just like goofy as [ __ ] man. And I’m like laughing at how Bridget is trying to do his thing. Yeah, I’m not doing anything. What the [ __ ] Huh? Ah. Maybe close out this [ __ ] No, stop screaming. I I don’t [ __ ] know. Okay, so yeah, Bridge is getting his [ __ ] clapped and it’s pretty funny. Uh cuz now this is supposed to be the part where all the [ __ ] Bridges fans are like, “Oh my god, no, no, no.” Right. [ __ ] shows up, gets his ass stabbed. Oh, wait. No, that that’s not the part. But still, nonetheless, um, they really just can’t help themselves though with this whole Bridget thing. Why couldn’t Bridget be like a flashback at least where Udica could at least been like in this part right here, right [ __ ] here? Right. right [ __ ] here where Bridget could have just went back and mind his own business being some [ __ ] circus performer [ __ ] ass whatever he’s doing right and Unica right just sitting there could have been like oh the circus performing [ __ ] Twink boy made me realize that there is a purpose in my life that I need to fulfill and it’s to redeem myself because I feel guilty Yeah. So the UI is over here. She she could have had a moment like that, but no, they had to kill Bridget. But as funny as that is, it just again shows how how it is. It’s pandering. It’s just pandering. It’s their artist can’t sing through a [ __ ] Bridget at all. Holy [ __ ] We’re not going to [ __ ] see the end of like this character. I want to [ __ ] again take this [ __ ] gun and just I want to blow my bra, but it’s empty. See empty. Anyway, guys, I’m just talking right now at this point. Just a lot of things happening. I’ll do like a the one of those recap things again later on to show what happened. But [Music] nonetheless, you know, of course, [ __ ] now Utica gives a [ __ ] and and Bridges over here getting all [ __ ] up. It’s hilarious, but still we pander to this [ __ ] and and then now she’s like, “No, no.” Right. So stupid. Then she wants to now try. Anyway, guys, so look, uh, now she wants to give a [ __ ] So, here’s what also annoyed me is that she cares, right? And she’s like, I want you to shoot this [ __ ] giant laser into me. And I’m just sitting there looking at this and I’m like, why does that sound so [ __ ] familiar? I mean, anyway, look, it’s all [ __ ] They can’t even like make a sequence of someone. I thought it happened twice in the Exar series, but yeah, like watching [ __ ] soul channel like um all his strength from like a laser into a beam into Jacko back in like Exar Revelator. I’m like, “Okay.” So, I see this [ __ ] again. They always do [ __ ] with like these beans. They literally love doing [ __ ] with bees. So I think it’s kind of funny, but yeah. It feels like Oh [ __ ] Yeah. Who the [ __ ] is that? I’m here. There we go. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. So that’s red. All right. Hey, what was you talking about? Wait, what is But yeah, I just like I just think it’s all like All right. I kind of feel like it could have been done better or done just in a way that feels like I don’t feel like I’m just getting reminiscence of seeing the same [ __ ] from Revelator, but that is how I feel about the whole thing. Anyway, yeah. Okay, you’re in here now. What’s up? Yeah, you’re talking about the laser part, right? Yeah. You can pull up the stream now. I swear if I’m connected work now. You’re kind of low, by the way. fight. Let’s see. I like the Yeah, I don’t You can right click on me and then raise me up. Oh, you’re already maxed out, homie. You just got to Oh [ __ ] All right, I’m going to be closer then. So, anyway, yeah. How quiet am I? I mean, you do sound you do sound loud enough, but you have to really kind of, you know, speak up. It’s just Got it. Got it. All right. So, anyway, yeah, I was just covering this [ __ ] here. Um, doing like just a little bit more talking about this whole thing, but I I kind of did exhaust most of what I said. And [Music] uh I mean overall I just think this it it has like its moments like yeah they they busted their ass and then it goes right back to just a bunch of slideshow like sequences of the most to me the most what what should have been the most captivating moments of the sequence and it’s just still shots and And I’m like, [Laughter] “Okay.” So, I’m just still not feeling it, man. Whatever is going to happen in this next episode, I I It better I just got to [ __ ] see the end of it, man. Just to say that I already watched this whole thing. But I don’t know. What What What do you think? Oh, yeah. And then there’s this part. Oh, yeah. They’re trying to [ __ ] now add this whole hentai [ __ ] in here. They couldn’t they couldn’t [ __ ] let themselves go off of that. So now they got to go rescue her ass. I would have been like, “Look, she for all I know, she could still be a terrorist. Just let that [ __ ] go right back where she belongs. But we’re going to kill all we’re going to kill this giant moonfaced [ __ ] that looks like Majora’s Mask [Laughter] [ __ ] Um, other than that, we’ll see what happens, man. But okay. Yeah, you’re in the top box, I guess. Uh, yeah. What’s up? What’s up? I’m just like following along with what you’re saying, I suppose. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All the plot holes. Someone was missing an excellent lot, right? definitely just feels like yeah they’re trying to now make all the some of the characters now all of a sudden be like hey like oh yeah here comes a [ __ ] bullet to modify with this virus to [ __ ] stop this dude and I’m like what all right I guess you it was cool that you now have it um let’s see here I mean it’s just basically a lot of action sequences is I still can’t get over the design of this main villain because this feels so a lot of the aesthetics of Guilty Gear is just not here anymore. It feels like I’m watching Honestly, I could blink my eyes enough to where it would look like a different anime. I would you wouldn’t you couldn’t convince me this is Guilty Gear at all until you showed me you saw a bad guy and I’m like [ __ ] possible. Impossible. But other than that, let’s see here. Yeah, now now Sim is trying to be like, “Yo, yeah, we got to [ __ ] I got to use my command gear shit.” Couldn’t he use it earlier when he was fighting [ __ ] uh when he was fighting a dude the first time before he [ __ ] really went out and became this giant massive [ __ ] mooniz [ __ ] threat. He could have [ __ ] commanded like some gears like just come haul an ass and help us fight this dude just straight up. I don’t know. It’s I mean if anything Nerville’s a gear now. So like couldn’t he control him? He’s like beyond apparently a gear. He’s beyond supposedly with his whole I managed to [ __ ] craft and engineer gear cells to something even better than that. And I’m just like come on man. It doesn’t resemble gears at all. After the entire time that we know that the whole point of Gears is that they’re damn near indestructible and are slow aging to where it seems like they’re immortal, all of a sudden you just like, “Yep, we now we’re just going to [ __ ] just marry Sue or just now show up this on lifelong going what was supposed to be cemented in the story of Guilty Gear.” So there was that one plot point. It’s it’s like when Axel saves Sin or something, right? That didn’t make any It’s like okay, so we are establishing that like time travel can alter things in the future right now. So Axel Axel said like, “Oh yeah, we can uh you did something correctly. So now out of this time chamber, whatever.” Like it’s like a like a time paradox. It just feels like he’s doing some type of time paradox paradoxal [ __ ] So, hypothetically, shouldn’t Nerville and Unica disappear right now? Basically. Basically. Yeah. Um, immediately like this whole boss fight, this whole [ __ ] final fight thing, it should just be like within like a blink of an eye, like gone. If Axel, if Axel could come back and just be like, “Hey, good job.” You know, it reminds me is altered. Yeah. It reminds me of like out of nowhere where you’re just like, “Wait, what the [ __ ] are you?” Um, and and someone’s like, “Oh, yeah. Uh, by the way, uh, you did the thing that made me now do this. Thanks.” It’s just out of nowhere. Goodbye. There’s like a episode of Futurama where Fry drinks like this bottle of water that was actually the prince of like this planet where people are made out of water and they had to like sweat him out or make him they were trying to cry him out and so he’s they were like beating on Fry’s ass and it was hilarious cuz he wakes up and it just yeah like out of nowhere you just see like the emperor again. He’s like what what the [ __ ] He’s like by the way you cried me out thanks and he just keeps beating him. That’s what that that’s what that whole scene felt like to me when Axel just came back came out out of nowhere. All right, I guess. If you watch Futurama, which is a fantastic show. I No, I know. I know. I know. But uh Oh, let’s see. I mean, there’s one thing that’s not there’s one thing that I like dislike usually. Like I would say I’m pretty fine with how they characterize sin in like the entire show cuz like it doesn’t matter. It’s fine enough, right? The one problem I would have is specifically in this episode when he confronts Unic this should be the talk where like like where they talk to like to each other basically to like figure things out supposedly, right? And I don’t like how Sin was not quick to give up, but it’s like, “Oh [ __ ] you’re kind of depressed. I’m going to leave you alone.” Right? That type of stuff, right? Back in Extreme when Ram was going through the same things, right? See that [ __ ] stuck for like, you know, a few days until eventually he got to her basically right now. It’s kind of like [ __ ] All right. You sad. I’m not going to I’m not going to bother you. Like grandma felt like her personality kind of was fitting that how long it took for her to kind of get around to, you know, feeling out her her [ __ ] And yeah, out of nowhere, you know, sin, it was because he looks like he cares so much. He all the sad [ __ ] is because of Unica because he wouldn’t give up like that. He wouldn’t give up on Well, that fight that they had where um he was really trying to convince Una, well, we can work together and um he was like bleeding out all over her and [ __ ] and then uh that’s where Soul basically nocoped um Unica and [ __ ] It felt like that sequence was Yeah, sure. Um, maybe that I’m just saying that Uniga’s existence is them trying to now all of a sudden rewrite Sin’s personality to match with the pace of uh what was going on of, hey, now you found out that you can command gears and [ __ ] How how you about [ __ ] actually do something with that power or whatever, right? And now he’s all a sudden like, well, sad [ __ ] hours. Sad [ __ ] hours. Sad [ __ ] You know what it would would have been maybe like somewhat interesting, right? What if you like incorporate the command mechanic inside of that scene as a dialogue? What if like cuz okay, Sin wouldn’t leave, right? He he wouldn’t leave like you know usually, right? But what if she commands him to leave? That that would make sense, but then he kind of like tries to argue back, right? You follow me then or something. And then he says no commands for now on, right? So he forces like dialogue out of her, but like in a sense of like be honest, I’m not going to force you to do anything. just talk it out basically that type of stuff, right? While she tries to reject him or goes away with the with her problems, right? Try to keep it to herself. Feel like it would have been more interesting. I don’t know. It’s like putting Bridget instead of sing like the anchor point of I’m sorry, Junkyard. Can y’all hear uh the top box guys in top? Um, I I don’t know if they actually said like, “Oh, maybe they’re maybe everything’s fine.” But you might you might be schizophrenic on the on the stream, I suppose. Schizophrenic? Yeah. Well, if I’m not audible on the on the stream, then, you know, like I didn’t check. I didn’t I’m audible. Oh, no, I am. Okay, they can hear me. Yeah, it’s fine. I’m just assuming I guess they can. I just wanted to just double the count. The count. Check off all my boxes, man. So, I checked it. I checked it. Oh, dash sparkle got to go. Hey, man. Thanks for watching Sparkle, man. Thanks for uh showing up. Uh, we still need to see your gameplay of Axel. We need to see proof that you use a real [ __ ] But, um, I’m just kidding. But, I do need to see that Axel gameplay though. You did say you’re going to [ __ ] play. One day he will. Um, Abby Strong says, “Moon presents from Bloodborne. Uh, Sin should have just given Unica a burger when she was depressed.” Exactly. Exactly. There you go. Yeah, that would have been actually a decent touch. Yeah, sure. Um, with so much [ __ ] happening. Yeah, you do kind of forget that there was a lot of symbolism in like Exar that really kind of showed that even the dumbest character had a way of like remembering [ __ ] cuz they really did a whole lot of analogies in Exar that that was kind of the very reoccurring theme in Guilty Gear uh Exar along with everyone having like over dozens of belt buckles on their bodies. It was kind of funny. Um, but that is it. It did help with how technical the story was trying to be when they would use analogies like that and [ __ ] Then all of a sudden, yeah, I just not realize that they don’t even do that anymore. And um it’s it is just like what the [ __ ] you know? Uh now it’s just everything feels like it’s such a rush still for eight episodes of them trying to squeeze in an excuse to say, “Hey, you got a new character. I hope you enjoy this motherfucker.” And I’m like, uh, I don’t know what what is she like. I bet right now if you go in the Guilty Gear wiki, whoever’s trying to design that [ __ ] or design the character, there’s like character dislikes. Uh, I don’t know, change in the future or gears. No. Yeah, she hates Gears cuz she’s supposed to be uh Auntie Ruckus. like she races against gears, but her likes is Bridget cuz that’s the only thing I’ve taken away from this entire thing. Nice. Um, what is it? Bowser fan 13 says, “Out of all themes for Chip X, can anyone agree with me that his exo theme is superior compared to the other ones?” Oh yeah, Chip [ __ ] always has the best [ __ ] theme songs and usually and better. Um, but his exo theme [ __ ] slaps. Bowser says, “Don’t be spirit appearing arcade storage makes this game even more.” Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh if you want ads on Oh, wait. That was from earlier. Sparkle. Um YouTube does free ads. Oh, wait. All right. That message from before. Um yeah, man. Uh definitely feels like there it could have been a lot of things different. It probably would have been worked better if it was a 12 episode anime. Uh, as much as I’m grateful that it’s only eight, but it would have probably worked a lot better if it was 12 episodes, then they could have done the whole symbolism [ __ ] But I think they really I genuinely think they just they dropped the whole thing like just straight up when Strive did come out when it did came out. So, um, yeah. I mean, uh, whatever’s going to happen in episode 8, we’ll see. Looking forward to it. Uh, I bet Soul’s going to [ __ ] die and then Una and Sin are going to be the guilty gears. You get it? They’re going to be the dual rulers since they rule over the years together. That’s what Well, you got Queen Dizzy and [ __ ] now. Yeah. Well, you got you got the queen. That should be It should be a trifecta ruler. Uhhuh. I see. Let’s see. You know, it’s like the thing is when you mentioned like, oh, eight episodes, not enough time, right? I don’t know if like how well you could fit like a a a Guilty Gear full-on Guilty Gear story in like an anime because a lot of the scenes in Exod like well not ex any any guilty gear like it’s just a lot of I suppose long dialogue and interaction there’s a lot of analogies as you said basically right practically like the scenario short with Venom 2 and and Robocai right that that that was like what 30 to 40 minutes long that’s like just an entire talking scene, right? I think you might be I know what you’re talking about, but I think you might be getting mixed up with uh that was when Venom Yeah, Venom and um Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Like Venom and Zato Zato brings in some assassins to like basically question Venom. Exactly. Where was your alignment with in your life? Are you with Exactly. I’m talking about that, right? Yeah. Yeah. You talk about that. I know. Yeah. That one like what I’m trying to say is that’s like what 30 to 40 minutes long that could fill out two episodes of dual rulers and it’s just one scene. Just one long scene basically. That’s that’s like Oh yeah. I mean there were anime some animes that did this [ __ ] even with like how many episodes they had were like what 100 or something cuz there were like some episodes that that would do that. Sure. But with 12 episodes I I’m not saying that that would be an excuse to be like I want 40 minutes of this [ __ ] But to still in at the pace of a 12 episode anime, you could still make it work better than how they were trying to do a recap. Cool. That shirt. Yeah. A recap of all of uh what was going on with how they were trying to explain Narville’s story and [ __ ] like Yeah, cuz that at least I now know what’s his whole beef, I guess. But yeah, you you could definitely fit about half the episode of trying to explain um an analogy or trying to [ __ ] do some whole uh theology ideology [ __ ] like they used to do and it would have fit just right in. It would have given again Unica like a better give her more air time. If if not that then I’m saying give Unica more air time to give her more personality, more of character. Not only that, it’s like Not only that’s only like eight episodes long, it’s also that episode 4 is a a recap episode with just a bunch of recap happening, right? It’s kind of like feels like a bit of a waste. Like the runtime wasn’t thought out cuz like an entire episode gets wasted. So like what do we get? We got like establishing sin now has an option to decide and naked Bridget. And that’s like all that he gets to see basically. You know what I’mma do? I’m I’m I’m going to dress up for Axel, man. Cuz Kadashi bust his ass trying to [ __ ] watch this whole thing. I’mma give him his Axel. I’m going give him his Axel. Where the [ __ ] is his Axel? Damn it. Where you guys talk about of Nerville’s motivation before I got here. Nerville’s motivation. Oh. Oh, you’re talking about how he’s like it went from, yeah, I really don’t like gears at like first he’s like, I really don’t like gears. I’m an anti-geear guy. Um, and then the backstory turns into, oh, I don’t like the fact that there’s a truth between humanity and Gears after what Gears have already initially started or what humanity has started to create Gears. Basically, he wanted Gears to either be completely wiped the [ __ ] out or that the people who did make the Gears, I guess, feel that much more accountable to where I guess they turn themselves in or kill themselves off like that [ __ ] Neil Brain uh movie where all the [ __ ] politicians are just killing themselves. Some goofy [ __ ] like that. But yeah, that’s what he I guess he wanted. And since he’s noticing how Kai when he noticed how Kai, you know, wanted to choose between humanity and gears and [ __ ] a gear and now has a gear kid. Um, all of that, he now collectively is like just this whole [ __ ] thing sucks. It [ __ ] sucks. I don’t know what to [ __ ] do to really kind of let people know how [ __ ] this timeline is. And then out of nowhere, UniCub shows up and yeah, [ __ ] says, “Hey, look, you can basically use whatever this [ __ ] to put a stop to the upcoming crusades that is happening in the future.” and [ __ ] you, you know, and he turns it into, oh well, I can I finally get to make a name for myself as to be the dude that really [ __ ] control puts the world how I see fit, how it should be. Humanity take accountability for all the gears that they made, which caused the whole crusades and ruined my life, my family, and [ __ ] I get to also kill off all these [ __ ] gears and [ __ ] Um, I was also talking about like his whole plan that he had. Basically, by the way, just side thing, do you notice that like Unka doesn’t do anything useful to him? I I do not understand what like Unka does in his grand plan as as like a whole thing. All she does is just [ __ ] him over in like the whole grand scheme of thing. when the thing gets initiated for the crusade, she just prevents the thing from happening. It’s like there you go. Uh she’s probably going to kill him off in the last episode, so it’s going to be the full stick of like I I don’t know what she has done to like benefit the plan basically, right? Yeah. Yeah. Especially with the fact that [Music] like like she did try to come through and like Yes. cuz you remember she grabbed like that key card to unlock the ability to [ __ ] shoot that [ __ ] hammer don and like wrecked that research facility to like clear up evidence of what could have been happening. uh exposing that Narville, whatever his name is, was low-key trying to find a anti like a way to counter um Sin and like the gear the gear cells and make him [ __ ] do what he did back in the last episode uh before before episode six. [Music] Um like yeah, I I guess so. Um Narville just feels like again to me a character that there’s so many characters in Guilty Gear Exile or Guilty Gear series. There’s tensions and all that [ __ ] and just however they [ __ ] made it. There’s just so many [ __ ] characters that like damn it, now you got to fit this dude in here and his story now is mattering way too [ __ ] hard. Like where the [ __ ] was some kind of [ __ ] like that happening the entire time of the original Guilty Gear? Like that’s a big deal trying to [ __ ] pretty much cram that stuff in basically create like the ultimate life form that surpasses even the Metal Gear like he’s even doing that [ __ ] Like I think that should have been hopefully something Daisky thought of before beforehand or was this again like I said earlier like some OC character needs to have a villain to make her feel like she she now has a a plan a foot plant to end the series now cuz that’s what it feels like. It’s going to probably turn into when if he dies off then it’s just going to turn into See that’s how Uni matters to Guilty Gay. Oh my bro. There we go. You got it. No, I’m saying like this is the problem I have with Nervo primarily, right? So like to get this correct, right? He’s coming from the future where his plan worked, right? Like like Dizzy and Sin fought just as intended and his whole stick of kill everything, rule over the leftovers happened, right? Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. You’re talking about the Yeah. Wait, you talking about like she she Yeah, cuz it said that she died and then left behind. Everything died. Everything died, right? And literally what he wanted happened in the past, right? Yeah. And now he wants to go back in time to I’m sorry. Do what now? The exact same thing. He really wants to He really wants to solidify how much he’s a god. How much I guess he really wants to You know what? You know what? What could have been simple fix? You know what could have been such a simple fix for like uh a brain that simple motivation but like something that could kind of be like I suppose intimidating kind of like scary, right? You know what you could have done? You could have made him right. So he won. He he did it. He legit won, right? And he realizes like after all that stuff, it’s like I’m never going to do anything that will fulfill me more than that, I’ve essentially like done the best possible thing I could have in my life, right? And he gets tired of the basically life he always wanted, right? And so why would he go back in time to do it, right? It’s it’s such a simple answer. He just wants to do it again. He just wants to get the feeling of like killing everything just over again. It’s it’s just Yeah, that’s what I’m saying. He really wants to fill that guy complex. Especially after he’s like, “Yeah, now because I can like hop around in time and [ __ ] and like I guess he really wants to have his cake, eat it too, then eat it three times, four times.” But it’s not explained like that. It’s explained as if oh, he hasn’t achieved what he had yet. But he did. He did. He’s like, “Oh, I I went back to do the same thing that I’m going to do now.” But but it’s different now. I get I don’t know basically, right? And uh the the dumber of thing it’s like I find the plan like the the plan itself at least interesting enough to be like oh okay that’s an interesting somewhat complex plan to get this series of events to happen that’s cool sure but when it goes haywire we go from this like political tactical elaborate plan to oh never mind I guess I’m a Cthulhuesque gear god and I’m going He could, if he really cares about taking over the world essentially, why didn’t he just start with that? Why need to go through all the second crusade plan if he could just do it from the start? If it feels like he has not only done nothing by going back and doing the same thing, he’s now could have just taken over whenever, even though he’s already won in the future. It it it doesn’t line up. Also a small plot hole I caught on, right? Remember when like Axel got caught up in the in the Dizzy Shin fight, right? And he got knocked out, whatever. Right. It says whatever he was like giving him that lightkinned stare and [ __ ] like got unconscious and [ __ ] you know, whatever. Yeah, exactly. So, and uh so Nerville says like, “Oh, don’t thank me. This young lady found you, right? Unkah found you.” I’m sorry. Wait, wait. So, like Unka was born after Dizzy died, right? That was like justice. She got she she was born after Dizzy died. But you’re saying Duna found Axel knocked out? How How long of a time span has it been since? Like what? It’s either that she grew up really [ __ ] fast in the span of 20 minutes. I mean, she Yeah, cuz she is a gear. She They do grow fast. Yeah. Yeah. But I’m saying like she’s like at least like 2 years old in the scene basically. I’m saying no. No. I’m I’m saying Axel saw the explosion. He got knocked out. Whatever. Right. And then Una found him. But Dizzy just died like 20 minutes ago now. is it shows sin being like a baby when he was born. They still do go through like the entire process of growing up. It’s not like I have been born and I look like a eight-year-old, you know? It’s like has Axel been unconscious for like 3 years or something before Unica found him or That’s what I’m trying to answer, I suppose. I mean, they did try to show that sequence where Axel still has like I guess at some point when he was having issues hop hopping around time traveling cuz he couldn’t control it at first. Maybe there was like that moment that he [ __ ] I don’t know, maybe that’s where he found his ass knocked out and but then again, yeah, it still created like a paradoxal situation. I Yeah, like I already know what you’re saying. It it is it’s already like to me just I hate time travel as a concept. Even if you do it cleverly, it’s I’m just looking at it as it’s it’s so force. Hey, let me let me read the chat really quick. Hold on. Hold on. Uh Senator Senator right now says like Phillips, you said could they could have just not done time travel. That would have been better. Like what if what if Nerville was like just made by the backyard with universal or something? Yeah, basically I mean the universe bit lamer but like pretty much yeah feel like male male Ariel just like how Ax uh what’s his face happy chaos ain’t being talked about like to me after the events of guilty gear like where [ __ ] soul becomes Frederick as president Vernon and [ __ ] uh Erica Bartholomew gum golus dickens some son he’s these these [ __ ] should be like on the hunt to figure where the [ __ ] this dude went um after what he did. But now we got to worry about this [ __ ] Um anyway, hold on. The chat says there’s also hero from Sam 3, but this one has a latest version. Oh yeah, you want me to play this? I’m almost done, but but I kind of am done. Um cuz what time is it? Yikes. All right. So, I’ll play this song and yeah, that’s really about it to say, dude. Um, wrap it up. Uh, we’ll see what happens in this next episode, but um, I’m genuinely kind of clocked out at this point. Wait, what was it? What’s this call? He said he wanted to play S. Uh, I’m sorry. Wait, hold on. Storm. Okay, replace Storm. So, anyway, I’m just not feeling this story. It just feels very like generic and feels very rushed. And uh you think it’s gonna you think it’s going to get redcon, huh? But you you think it’s going to get redconed as far as like uh into like quality wise? Yeah, supposedly. Maybe sometimes in the future. I suppose how do I explain it? Una at least from at least from the bit we saw in Strive right now like it feels like Arxis is treating her like a not a different character, but it’s you can feel that like they had a different vision of her if that makes sense. like with the whole motorbike aesthetic. She she somewhat looks a bit different in that type of stuff. We don’t know what her interactions were going to be, but like it’s of course going to be anime anime adjacent, but it feels like act like like I thought she was going to be like an aviator type of thing and then then cuz like you know cho the chopper thing is already done by [ __ ] soul and I thought another character and I thought she was going to be like some type of pilot looking uh character cuz to me she like her goggles and [ __ ] that she wears. Um, but yeah. No, like the banker have his chopper thing. I thought it was gonna look cooler to have like the the when her when she’s hovering on that song [ __ ] in the trailer and like the little [ __ ] sigil thing is like behind the whole thing, the weapon. I thought it would be cool to have just like wheels on the front and or end of the thing vertically up and down rolling alongside like how look like look look it will look like some Tron [ __ ] It look like some drawing [ __ ] It would have been cooler that way. Yeah, it has to be a weapon at the end of the day, you know? Just somehow have to balance. It’s just you could have still made the like [ __ ] drawing. You know what I’m saying? That’s just nitpicks by design. It’s fine. I mean, like look, Lel writes her [ __ ] weapon when you do like Bridal Express, you know? none of that stuff. I’m saying, but I’m just saying like if you wanted to really make the actual make a really good reference stick stick, you could have had like the trailblaze like how they do in [ __ ] Tron like the trailblaz like light. Yeah, you could do that front and back of it as she was like rolling through the uh the tunnel and her little intro that they showed off in the trailer. It just would have been much cooler. But yeah, but that’s aesthetic. I’m trying to say like even character look what the things she does in the anime like she you know has little little gear guys little she’s got like these snake things that look like they’re from little alchemist what maybe we might see it cuz I feel like what happened I haven’t watched it is after the leak I feel like what might happen after the leak is they’ll like maybe change up one of her moves to like avoid what people were expecting to be like Oh, we already know what the moves look like cuz he’s seen leaks of it and they just then they will add like the snake charming [ __ ] That’d be funny. That would be that would be okay. That would be actually kind of cool, but like you know they’re not panicky like that’s physically impossible to do in the span of a few weeks, you know? So, it’s a bit too much. But like it could be just one or two moves. Just you get that [ __ ] cranked into overtime overtime pay if they do that in Japan. Yeah. Okay. Would be cool. more boobs I guess but like it’s I I’m just saying it’s like if a lot of the things she has done in the anime I’ve heard doesn’t appear in the movie. So evidently already like Arxis has a different vision of Unka I suppose to an extent right they were like you know [ __ ] it you can make a story about her do whatever we don’t care make her make sense it’s right and that’s all they cared about I don’t think Arcus had that many that much input on what happened on anime because like it’s a separate studio that made the thing you know uh hold on hold on hold on um uh Abby Strong says I have expected them to make an Avengers is a symbol for the finale where it’s Elder God looking ass thing versus every name guilty of your character. I mean that would have happened in this episode but you know I don’t know where the [ __ ] everyone else is cuz you got the assassin guild, you got everyone else half the roster still didn’t show up but whatever. Um I guess we got who we got now. It would have been way too much effort to try to fit every single [ __ ] character, I guess, for these people in an eight span episode. But they already did pull that [ __ ] Like they did a whole wave of everyone all at once. Damn near an episode. Just that last episode I just watched and the whole sequence of fighting the [ __ ] dude uh shaped as a moon. And I’m like, you know what? It would been cool if they just put maybe a little bit more time into that. just been laughing about everyone’s trying to show all that they’re putting in their doing they’re doing their part. I’m doing my part [ __ ] I suppose I don’t know. Yeah, you shouldn’t have too many characters especially in like here comparison I have like an adaptation for like a video game you have like arcane right arcane for League of Legends it’s like a it’s a very very small part of the world of Legend. Exactly. I’m I’m trying to explain it right now. It’s like a very small part of like the entire League lore, but like the thing with Arcane is like it treats itself seriously and in a sense of like you do not need to know the entire like [ __ ] history of League. You do not need to know anything that what happens like you can see that it’s a part of a world with Guilty Gear. It feels like, oh, this is the whole world, you see, instead of being like, hey, let’s take like three three or four characters and focus on them and make that the anime. It would have been way more focused and like would make sense. And you could maybe introduce like more new characters, not not like playable wise. I’m just saying more characters like Erica per se, you know, some someone that’s like Brown per se. It could add a bit of like you know you have we don’t have expectations because when you put like bikin in you want to expect bike and stuff how else you do you can only do like fan service. Oh, look. She did Tatami. That’s it. She does that, you know, instead of like a plot point character, right? So, look, for example, they put Ram and Elfeld, right? And I’m just they they unironically do almost nothing in the show. They are less plot relevant than Bridget basically which I mean doesn’t have a problem but like why are they they were trying to prevent [ __ ] uh whoever it was trying to [ __ ] blow up and and I guess retreat Kai and Dizzy. It’s the random troops. It’s the random troops. Right. Even then it’s it’s just it was just a red herring. Future Nerville said like oh yeah I expected those guys to get beaten up. But it’s fine. I’m still waiting for the red herring. I’m still waiting for why the [ __ ] it was so specific because if you go back and look um the there was two episodes where they showed off uh two snipers. There was a sniper that Jacko like intercepts and he aims at a specific dude who was blind. Then in the episode where Sin accidentally activate activates the gear in the fight with Una, there’s another sniper that shows up and zooms in through his scope. There’s a guy, same [ __ ] dude, blonde. No, just to rile up the public to make it make a, you know, a big scene out of it. That’s it. Dude, we at this point, we’re just at the defeat the big bad guy. There’s no more things to explain. There is, of course, there’s still questions, but the show is not going to explain because we are at the end. We’re at the beat the big bad guy part. Maybe maybe the last episode might have some [ __ ] Easter egg like last postredit [ __ ] where yeah that sniper [ __ ] might [ __ ] do I’m just being again optimistic. I’m trying to be optimistic instead of come off like oh uh by the way that was I guess a waste of time that I was checking out. But yeah, when I’m sitting there looking at how they were specifically using maybe the same model because they wanted to they were just that budgetal or [ __ ] lazy to add some random [ __ ] scene of a different guy getting about to get sniped. It just it was weird as if because knowing Guilty Gear from before, they usually would try to slip some [ __ ] like that in there or knowing anime, they would slip some [ __ ] like that in there and they would be like, “Yeah, uh, you remember when that sniper was about to take someone out and he didn’t.” Maybe that soldier was on to something or that there must have been a hidden motive. And I was actually trying to root for that, but I’m I I’ll still wait. I’ll be holding I’ll say look I’ll say I don’t think that’s gonna happen and not as an an optimistic type of thing. I don’t think at least if there’s going to be something like that it’s not going to be the sniper. It’s everyone forgot about the sniper by now. I’m saying Dual Rulers is a is an anime that’s like very scared to commit if that makes sense. Right. It’s everything that gets I would say it actually has really decent setups. It has cool ideas for setups, but then it either doesn’t commit or forgets about them, if that makes sense, right? It’s like, okay, cool. Uh, in episode two or whatever, right? Uh, Unico wants to get the key key thingy for the laser. Cool. She [ __ ] it. Fails, but it doesn’t matter because she actually copied the damn thing. Andy, so it’s so now it’s like, oh, she has it. Never mind. It’s fine. Then a like, oh [ __ ] gets blown up. Holy [ __ ] that’s a massive plot point. Oh my god. But she’s fine. The next episode, she used faultless defense. It’s fine, guys. Some stupid [ __ ] they always do. Not only that. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Cool. Sin. Sin uses. Okay. Okay. Ray, fine. Sin goes berserker, right? Everything’s holy [ __ ] Oh my god. That’s everything’s going to go haywire, right? And Vernon is like, “Oh, [ __ ] Should I Should I use the the the key card to blow him up because this is going to have to save the world? And they don’t do anything with that, right? Okay. Okay. Okay. Fine. Sin. Sin is now berserk. He’s going to do some [ __ ] up [ __ ] He’s going to become the next guilty gear. He’s going to kill people and stuff, right? Never mind. He can resist it. It’s nothing. Okay. Okay. Okay. Fine. He’s not going to do that. He’s going to turn eventually. Okay. But Soul has his gun and and he shoots Sin. Okay. Okay. So, Sin is now dead. He’s he he killed Sin. Okay. How the hell are we going to that? That’s a plot point, right? Yeah. And it comes right never mind. He’s And he’s back like two minutes later. Okay. What for? What did he come back for? He’s just get like They definitely did that a lot in this anime and that’s where it just felt like it was such a rush because again, if this was like a 12 episode, then they would have tried to make it seem like that all what you just saw um would have been dragged out more to make it feel like, oh no, I guess really is dead. then she comes back and it would have made it look better or something. But yeah, the next episode after she’s fine or the next 30 minutes after she’s fine. Even even like even like the the moon showing up. Oh [ __ ] Nurville’s gone full on Minecraft wither storm. Oh [ __ ] Right the very next episode and Ram are like, “Well, that’s a funny thing in the sky.” And just shoot it. They buy time. It’s like nothing came out of it already. They didn’t kill it, of course, but I’m saying like, “Oh no, the big bat is coming. Never mind. El shot it. It’s fine. Uh, you know, that type of stuff, I guess. It doesn’t It doesn’t pay off. Yeah. But anyway, um, bro. Yeah, I need that. How long has it been? Yeah, I think it’s a good stopping point. All right. Soul shootin soul shoots sin. Soul, give me your gun, [ __ ] I mean, I thought I honestly thought they were going to time travel back to safe. That’s what I thought they were going to do. They’re going to abuse. Oh, Abby Strong says that the guy that the sniper was about to hit, it was Ragna the Blood Edge. Oh, of course. ARG in the anime. Yeah. No, no, no. You see, you know what’s leading up? Here’s a final conspiracy. You see, remember when Paradigm said, “Oh, okay. We’re gonna either have to kill all gears. is we’re going to have to take over the world or we go to another dimension. You know, just leave the planet. We You know where we’re going to go? We’re going to go to a different dimension. And do you know where we’re going to end up? End up [ __ ] Night City, baby. Cyberpunk. Let’s [ __ ] go. That’s how we integrate Luc. That’s how we I’m so annoyed with this whole cyber punk [ __ ] But yeah. Yeah. Go ahead and take literally magic and then just say, “Nah, it’s not magic. This is at this point it don’t even guilty gear, baby. Nothing [ __ ] makes sense. And you know what else makes sense? That’s a gimmick. What does make sense? This shot himself. Great. Perfect. Well, that’s going to be a wrap, guys. Thank you for uh coming to our illegal display of dual rulers. I hope you had a miserable time. That’s great as always. Uh do I I don’t have remote access to uh the buttons. So if I can reanimate his corpse to shut down the stream, that would be very beneficial for both of us. It’s going to try to end it. I’m going to try something. He’s still there. [ __ ] He’s still there. He’s gonna he’s gonna he’s gonna he’s going to turn off stream any any second now. So, no, his corpse is not as cooperative as I thought. I’m going to I’m going to I’m going to leave. If anyone askked, I did not shoot him. Evident. I have no fingerprints. Goodbye. Damn dog. Oh, you got an It is I, the floating desert eagle, that has possessed both users to kill themselves twice now. Maha. Yes, this underground shooting range is indeed possessed by such a sinister force such as I. Remember to hit the like and subscribe button and remember that Guilty Gear Strive is really not a good game. Uh remember to never do drugs for tomorrow potentially. It may be that there will be a drug game being played by a reanimated corpse of a homeless stinky [ __ ] [ __ ] Yeah, it’s the Kurt Cobain demon. Yes. Wa. It’s the Kurt Cobain demon. I don’t have a gun. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Hello. What’s Guilty? Exar R three. Yeah, [ __ ] What’s red? Hey, what are you doing over here? Get out of [Music] here. Dr. Paradigm enters 2077, ends up straight bar wasted. Bro, you ever seen a a little fat chicken lizard [ __ ] um get get rubbed up on by a cyborg uh cooch at a strip joint? Bro, Brian Gosling wishes he had that type of experience. Am I right? [Music] Damn. I said damn. Where’s my [Music] Whatever. Anyway, yeah. Uh, thanks for watching, guys. [Music] Um, and uh, yeah. Um, see you tomorrow. I’m streaming tomorrow. Dre game. When’s Guilty XR3? And thank you for all whoever was in the, uh, chat. Oh, [ __ ] Thank you for all for watching. Uh thank

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