This is why I never use machine translations cuz you get really WTF stuff like this.
Working on a partial translation right now of R.O.D the TV #DramaCD Chapters 9-14 (for a hypothetical future essay idk?). While the dialogue is already kinda weird, Google Translate just made it weirder.
Anita King: 斎藤 千和 Chiwa Saito
Junior: 斎賀 みつき Mitsuki Saiga
Toru Okahara: 高木 礼子 Reiko Takagi
Hisami Hishiishi: 川田 妙子 Taeko Kawata
Joe “Joker” Carpenter: 郷田 ほづみ Hozumi Gouda
Wendy Earhart: 鮭延 未可 Mika Sakenobe
Mr. Kitayama: 千葉 一伸 Isshin Chiba
Girl Students: 服部 加奈子 Kanako Hattori
Obligatory INVADER ZIM ENTER THE FLORPUS Clip:
