when i was in high school i told everyone i had yellow fever and asked out only asian girls
when i was in high school i painted space marines during class
when i was in middle school i drew comics where i was the main character and the girl i drew was interested in me
when i was in middle school i named paula from earthbound and the blonde girl from secret of mana “amanda” after the girl i currently had a crush on
when i was in high school i told a korean girl i was dating that i liked an AV idol and she broke up with me
when i was in high school i had a crush on a girl who worked at a chinese restaurant and i went to see her every week but never actually said anything
when i was in middle school some high school kid talked shit about me online so me and my friends did a ddos attack on his website until it went down and the guy cut the tires on my dad’s government truck and he probably went to jail because that shit’s a felony i think
when i was in middle school i went to my first lan party running windows 95 and everyone gave me shit for not using xp, and later when i went to the bathroom they set my internet homepage to goatse
when i was in middle school i made horrible skate video with my friends and after begging for weeks my gym teacher let me show one to the class but it had a part in it where my friend matt said “shit” so i got in big trouble
when i was in middle school i was king of the drama club and did really really embarrassing plays in front of the entire school and thats probably why everyone hated me until i went to college
thanks to charles martin for the book- (it was stolen apparently) read his fucking boring tweets at www.twitter.com/HoFT013
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